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 Jun 19 2009, 03:06 PM
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 Kiefer > Jason  Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female  |
Possibly if what you were supposed to do was paint your staircase orange.
The person below me owns a large poking device. --------------------  Being Pimped By Aries Since 2003 |
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Jun 19 2009, 08:31 PM
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 Has been kidnapped by gerbils and forced to post on here repeatedly Group: Established Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 18-September 03 From: London Member No.: 606 Gender: Female |
Well I guess a devilstick would make a good poking device, so yes?
The person below me knows how to navigate using the stars -------------------- Kung fu fighting from 25th April 2010
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Jun 19 2009, 08:40 PM
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 I plug directly into my computer Group: Established Members Posts: 3,640 Joined: 18-November 04 From: Manchester Member No.: 1,488 Gender: Male |
True only if you want to go to a star, in which case my advice would be "pick one, and head towards it."
The person below me also didn't reply to Lo's post, because they wouldn't have been able to resist say "True, in my pants." -------------------- QUOTE (Peter Griffin) Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology. |
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Jun 19 2009, 11:25 PM
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Technically a giant, intellectual midget. Group: Established Members Posts: 4,319 Joined: 29-March 03 From: Enger-land Member No.: 197 Gender: Transgender |
False, had I read it before someone else replied, and had that idea, I certainly would have posted it.
The person below me can get me a new job, with full time hours, and no pay cuts. -------------------- He's a freak of nature, but we love him so.
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Jun 20 2009, 02:43 AM
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Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
False, I can't even get me a job, full time, without pay cuts.
The person below me likes sweets with ooey gooey centers. -------------------- Being Pimped By Aries Since 2003 |
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Jun 20 2009, 04:34 AM
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 I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Established Members Posts: 1,579 Joined: 4-August 08 Member No.: 12,759 Gender: Secret |
False. Eww.
The person below me can top my crazy night of getting kicked out of a liquor store, calling 911 because some old lady hurt herself, having food dares that led to crying (and laughing and vomiting  ), City Walk, watching Hangover, watching the last halfish hour of Drag Me to Hell (meh, don't bother), stuff, and getting in a car crash (fault of other driver). Woooo. I'm tired. And miss Orlando. 
-------------------- Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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Jun 22 2009, 08:44 AM
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 Roger Rabbit, having hit the skids, is now busking for a living. Group: Moderators Posts: 8,645 Joined: 4-March 03 From: In front of the screen Member No.: 95 Gender: Male |
That entirely depends on what the "stuff" part consisted of.
The person below me is going to bunk off work / school this week for some reason. -------------------- The author of this post is entirely fictional and is intended for entertainment purposes only. The views of the author are not necessarily representative of the views of Matazone, Mata himself nor any of his assorted cronies, friends, allies, associates or hangers-on. Any resemblance to other posts, alive or dead, is purely coincidental and is not intentional. Except when that's the point of the post, in which case it is intentional and no coincidence is applied, inferred or otherwise described by another long legalese term which temporarily escapes me. No animals have been hurt in the production of this post, although I did kick the cat before I sat down at the computer. |
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Jun 22 2009, 03:51 PM
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#158
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Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
False! Because I'm unemployed and school doesn't start until September so I don't have it to bunk off.
The person below me has to use an alarm clock to wake them up. -------------------- Being Pimped By Aries Since 2003 |
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Jun 22 2009, 05:46 PM
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 omno-ahhhhhhh! Group: Established Members Posts: 2,124 Joined: 20-June 04 From: London, England. Member No.: 1,174 Gender: Secret |
Not knowing where my phone charger is, I've not been using the alarm to wake up... just sunrise and birdsong. And also setting my computer to play Public Enemy at full volume at seven in the morning. Though, I did buy an alarm clock the other day. But not the batteries.
The person below me made their last meal from scratch. -------------------- A society that takes itself too seriously risks bottling up its tensions and treating every example of irreverence as a threat to its existence. Humour is one of the great solvents of democracy. It permits the ambiguities and contradictions of public life to be articulated in non-violent forms. It promotes diversity. It enables a multitude of discontents to be expressed in a myriad of spontaneous ways. It is an elixir of constitutional health. J. Sachs in Laugh It Off Promotions CC v SAB International (Finance) BV t/a SabMark International (Freedom of Expression Institute as Amicus Curiae) 2006 (1) SA 144 (CC)
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Jun 22 2009, 06:30 PM
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I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Established Members Posts: 1,579 Joined: 4-August 08 Member No.: 12,759 Gender: Secret |
False. I just ate at McDonalds for the first time in maybe two years. (Not counting the times we went for fries - that's different.) It suuucked. Everything was gross and smaller.
The person below me texts while eating. -------------------- Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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Jun 23 2009, 12:20 PM
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Roger Rabbit, having hit the skids, is now busking for a living. Group: Moderators Posts: 8,645 Joined: 4-March 03 From: In front of the screen Member No.: 95 Gender: Male |
False. I rarely text, and when I do it requires all my concentration to hold my patience because not only is the predictive text singularly useless at second guessing what I want to write, but the joystick thingummy is completely hopeless and spends half its time ignoring my input, and 90% of the remaining time assuming that pulling down on the stick somehow means "select the thing you're currently pointing at" and selects the completely wrong word as a result.
Plus, I text with my finger, not my thumb, so I need both hands. The person below me has a better mobile/cell phone than I do. -------------------- The author of this post is entirely fictional and is intended for entertainment purposes only. The views of the author are not necessarily representative of the views of Matazone, Mata himself nor any of his assorted cronies, friends, allies, associates or hangers-on. Any resemblance to other posts, alive or dead, is purely coincidental and is not intentional. Except when that's the point of the post, in which case it is intentional and no coincidence is applied, inferred or otherwise described by another long legalese term which temporarily escapes me. No animals have been hurt in the production of this post, although I did kick the cat before I sat down at the computer. |
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Jun 23 2009, 01:10 PM
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omno-ahhhhhhh! Group: Established Members Posts: 2,124 Joined: 20-June 04 From: London, England. Member No.: 1,174 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (leopold @ Jun 23 2009, 01:20 PM)  False. I rarely text, and when I do it requires all my concentration to hold my patience because not only is the predictive text singularly useless at second guessing what I want to write, but the joystick thingummy is completely hopeless and spends half its time ignoring my input, and 90% of the remaining time assuming that pulling down on the stick somehow means "select the thing you're currently pointing at" and selects the completely wrong word as a result. Plus, I text with my finger, not my thumb, so I need both hands. The person below me has a better mobile/cell phone than I do. Maybe true, maybe LIES. It has a colour screen and WAP. Never used the WAP. The person below me can tickle themselves. -------------------- A society that takes itself too seriously risks bottling up its tensions and treating every example of irreverence as a threat to its existence. Humour is one of the great solvents of democracy. It permits the ambiguities and contradictions of public life to be articulated in non-violent forms. It promotes diversity. It enables a multitude of discontents to be expressed in a myriad of spontaneous ways. It is an elixir of constitutional health. J. Sachs in Laugh It Off Promotions CC v SAB International (Finance) BV t/a SabMark International (Freedom of Expression Institute as Amicus Curiae) 2006 (1) SA 144 (CC)
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Jun 23 2009, 02:27 PM
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I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Established Members Posts: 1,579 Joined: 4-August 08 Member No.: 12,759 Gender: Secret |
False, I can get pretty close on my feet though.
The person below me as at some point dumped a cooler of ice onto someone else. -------------------- Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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Jun 23 2009, 04:00 PM
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Has been kidnapped by gerbils and forced to post on here repeatedly Group: Established Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 18-September 03 From: London Member No.: 606 Gender: Female |
no, because I am a nice person...
the person below me can whistle. -------------------- Kung fu fighting from 25th April 2010
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Jun 23 2009, 04:46 PM
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I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Established Members Posts: 1,579 Joined: 4-August 08 Member No.: 12,759 Gender: Secret |
True! It took me forever to figure it out though.. In 7th grade I broke my clavicle and couldn't play trumpet instead, so still having to sit there and bored out of my mind, I tried to whistle. It took me about three one house classes until I could actually make noise come out at will.
The person below me has blown a bubble to be proud of with gum. -------------------- Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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Jun 23 2009, 05:00 PM
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 Lord of the Keys Group: Established Members Posts: 2,197 Joined: 1-October 04 From: Wonderful-smelling dwelling in French-Canada Member No.: 1,329 Gender: Female |
It was huge! The size of a basketball at least! I was the pride of my fifth grade class.
The person below has made an article of clothing. -------------------- can I kiss your dopamine? In a way I wonder if she's living in a magazine |
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Jun 23 2009, 05:10 PM
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Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
True. I was in sewing in 4-H for 6 years of my life and even had to model those clothes that I made at the end of the year in a fashion show called "Fashion Review." It was frightening.
The person below me has seen a living statue. -------------------- Being Pimped By Aries Since 2003 |
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Jun 23 2009, 07:13 PM
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Lord of the Keys Group: Established Members Posts: 2,197 Joined: 1-October 04 From: Wonderful-smelling dwelling in French-Canada Member No.: 1,329 Gender: Female |
Yes, a few. Most recently on Las Ramblas, in Barcelona...
The person below me has done something silly with their hair in the last year. -------------------- can I kiss your dopamine? In a way I wonder if she's living in a magazine |
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Jun 24 2009, 05:05 AM
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 My cute little Aislinn! Group: Established Members Posts: 849 Joined: 17-May 04 From: Yulee, Florida. Member No.: 1,123 Gender: Female |
False. I've toned it down since highschool.
The person below me has a Mac. -------------------- "I can kill catering with a thought!" - Darth Vader
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Jun 24 2009, 05:41 AM
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I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Established Members Posts: 1,579 Joined: 4-August 08 Member No.: 12,759 Gender: Secret |
True.
The person below me has over 1000 webcam photos.. -------------------- Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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Jun 24 2009, 08:54 AM
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Roger Rabbit, having hit the skids, is now busking for a living. Group: Moderators Posts: 8,645 Joined: 4-March 03 From: In front of the screen Member No.: 95 Gender: Male |
False. I use a digital camera for photos.
The person below will ask an interesting question. -------------------- The author of this post is entirely fictional and is intended for entertainment purposes only. The views of the author are not necessarily representative of the views of Matazone, Mata himself nor any of his assorted cronies, friends, allies, associates or hangers-on. Any resemblance to other posts, alive or dead, is purely coincidental and is not intentional. Except when that's the point of the post, in which case it is intentional and no coincidence is applied, inferred or otherwise described by another long legalese term which temporarily escapes me. No animals have been hurt in the production of this post, although I did kick the cat before I sat down at the computer. |
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Jun 25 2009, 04:53 AM
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Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
Possibly.
The person below me reads books in languages that aren't their first language. -------------------- Being Pimped By Aries Since 2003 |
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Jun 25 2009, 05:58 AM
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I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Established Members Posts: 1,579 Joined: 4-August 08 Member No.: 12,759 Gender: Secret |
Almost exclusively.
The person below me would deny they owned their computer if someone went through their internet/chat history. -------------------- Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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Jun 25 2009, 03:55 PM
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Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
False. I don't do anything that bad on here and even if I did, well I have everything set to wipe histories the moment I shut the program down.
The person below me will sit with a DVD on pause for extended periods of time if they are interrupted, rather than just turn the DVD player and TV off and conserve a little energy. -------------------- Being Pimped By Aries Since 2003 |
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Jun 26 2009, 08:52 AM
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Roger Rabbit, having hit the skids, is now busking for a living. Group: Moderators Posts: 8,645 Joined: 4-March 03 From: In front of the screen Member No.: 95 Gender: Male |
Guilty as charged, your honour. Unless the interruption is due to actual visitors, then I turn it off to be polite. Given the size of my electricity bill, you'd think I'd be better off shunning electricity altogether...
The person below me is a fellow hayfever sufferer. -------------------- The author of this post is entirely fictional and is intended for entertainment purposes only. The views of the author are not necessarily representative of the views of Matazone, Mata himself nor any of his assorted cronies, friends, allies, associates or hangers-on. Any resemblance to other posts, alive or dead, is purely coincidental and is not intentional. Except when that's the point of the post, in which case it is intentional and no coincidence is applied, inferred or otherwise described by another long legalese term which temporarily escapes me. No animals have been hurt in the production of this post, although I did kick the cat before I sat down at the computer. |
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