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[The.Wheezing.Gho...]

If you put a rat in cola it disolves...

Here's a cool story.

My grandmother is a claims adjustor for some insurance company that insures Coca-Cola. Now, this woman bought a Coke and allegedly found a mouse with a file clipper type-deal on it's foot. She sued Coca-Cola and my grandmother was called in to check it out. It turns out, the soda in question was canned three weeks prior. So, she went to a lab and had them fill twenty-one beakers full of Coke and put a mouse in them. By the end of the first day, there was damage to the mouse. By the end of the three weeks, the mouse had completely decintigrated. The woman still went to court and lost.

*shudders* I don't know that I'll be able to drink coke for a while. Poor mice...

[snooodlysnoosnoo...]

*bump*

pab lived about 6 miles away from where I live...6 years before I was born!

Pointless? Oh yes!

[Righteous]

According to my friend Al, the stomach has a bundle of nerves in it that could be considered a second brain.

Jason Mewes who played Jay in Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma and most notably Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is actually very shy, though quite open once you get to know him.

Whenever Carrie Fisher is in a movie, the filmmaker is contractually obligated not to mention Princess Leiah or Star Wars.

[Xkitsurabamix]

Jason Mewes also had to shave off all of his hair when he went into rehab. He got out some time before christmas 2003

[Usurper MrTeapot]

Humans have the largest penis in the animal kingdom in relation to their body size. 

Nope. That would go to the common Barnacle. If they were the size of a Human their Penis would be the size of Nelsen's Column. Imagine the size of their balls...

[Jaq]

Humans have the largest penis in the animal kingdom in relation to their body size. 

Nope. That would go to the common Barnacle. If they were the size of a Human their Penis would be the size of Nelsen's Column. Imagine the size of their balls...

Whoops, maybe I was thinking mammals....

[El Nino]

The second track on aerosmiths album "Pump" is called F.I.N.E. and they've defined these initials as F*ck*d up. Insecure. Neurotic. Emotional.

[Tarantio]

A duck's quack does not echo.

A duck's quack does not echo.

yes it does. you just dont get many ducks in caves

At the north pole/somewhere cold I cant actually remember.. you cannot catch a cold, 'cos its too cold for the cold germs.

Actually, a bunch of idiot scientists proved that a ducks quack DOES echo, its just far too quiet to be heard normally. Its just sound, after all. Makes you think about what a scientist actually thinks about though, and why we give them money to experiment in the first place.

In England its Legal to shoot a welshman outside the city gates after dark except on a Sunday.

I always thought it was a scotsman

The original is correct. It's a welshman.

Every boy over the age of 14 must do an hours Longbow practice for the army every day.

The english were the only european nation to really use archers. Good for the english, it helped them win many a battle.

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.lucky pig

A lion can mate 50 times a day.

A piece of paper cannot be folded in half more than seven times.

There are over 4200 religions.

A great number of people who read this post will try to fold a piece of paper more than seven times.

Actually, its nine. Go on, try it.

I would continue along these lines, but I'm afraid of making myself look like a smartarse, so I wont.

[Korbin Dallas]

Your chances of dying by......
Contact with hornets, wasps & bees: 1 in 85'882
Alcohol: 1 in 12'188
Fall involving bed, chair or other furniture: 1 in 5'031
Bitten or struck by a dog: 1 in 147'717
Lightening: 1 in 83'930
Legal Execution: 1 in 58'618
Ignition or melting of nightwear: 1 in 738'585
Earthquake or other earth movements: 1 in 131'890
Fireworks discharge: 1 in 131'890
Contact with hot tap water: 1 in 64'788
Source US National Safety Council

[exceptional1709]

Your chances of dying by......
Contact with hornets, wasps & bees: 1 in 85'882
Alcohol: 1 in 12'188
Fall involving bed, chair or other furniture: 1 in 5'031
Bitten or struck by a dog: 1 in 147'717
Lightening: 1 in 83'930
Legal Execution: 1 in 58'618
Ignition or melting of nightwear: 1 in 738'585
Earthquake or other earth movements: 1 in 131'890
Fireworks discharge: 1 in 131'890
Contact with hot tap water: 1 in 64'788
Source US National Safety Council

And you wonder why people are paranoid?

About the dissolving rats, I think if you put anything in Coke it would dissolve, including teeth. I've never drunk the stuff myself, so maybe I'm slightly biased against it...

[synCsil]

In Idaho, all boxes of candy given as romantic gifts must weigh more than 50 pounds.

In Texas, it's illegal to put graffiti on someone else's cow.

[Jaq]

You can use Coca-Cola to clean toilet bowls and leaking battery acid off of batteries.

[Cavocy]

In one city in the states there is a law which states
"Anyone found detonating a Nuclear Device within the city limits is liable for a fine not exceeding $5000"

This is wrong. The city of Chico, California has a law that says if you detonate a nuclear device within the city limits you must pay a fine not to exceed $500. I mean, who has $5000 to pay for blowing up a city.

[mooooooooooopo]

CocaCola makes a great pesticide and is used in many cases by poor farmers because it is at least a hundred times cheaper.

[El Nino]

125 Things Not to say During Sex

1)is it in?
2)that's it?
3)you've got to be kidding me.
4)(phone rings) hello? oh nothing and you?
5)do i have to pay for this?
6)do i have to call you tomorrow?
7)oh momma, momma!
8)oh dadda, dadda!
9)you look better in the dark.
10)this is much better than my last girl/boyfriend.
11)i thought that goes in the other hole....
12)don't tell my husband/wife.
13)you have the same bra my mom does (worse if the girl says it).
14)this sucks.
15)can you finish now? i have a meeting...
16)i hope you don't expect a raise for this...
17)i think you might get the job for this.
18)damn! is that all you know what to do.
19)did i tell you, i have herpes?
20)now we must get married.
21) hurry up, the games about to start.
22)i'm hungry.
23)i'm thirsty.
24)zzzzzzzzzzzz.
25)are you trying to be funny?
26)can i have a ride home after this?
27)are those real?
28)by the way, i want to break up.
29)is that smell coming from you?
30)haven't you ever done this before?
31)wow!! i've never seen those before (then grope wildly).
32)do you know what some female spiders do after sex?
33)you're so much like your sister....
34)your mom's cute.
35)what's your name again?
36)do i have to be here in the morning?
37)a second time? i barely stayed awake the first time!
38)but you just started!!
39)you're about as good as a 9 year old, and i should know!!
40)don't touch that!!
41)can we order a pizza?
42)i think my dad is listening at the door.
43)smile for the camera, honey!!!
44)take off that damn monkey glove!!
45)get your hand out of there!!
46)i think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.
47)i knew you wore a padded bra!!
48)cover me boys, i'm going in!!!
49)DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!
50)Fire one!
51)God, that is small!!
52)hold on, let me change the channel...
53)who smells like fish?
54)is it o.k. if my mom (and/or dad) joins in?
55)your best-friend does it much better.
56)hope you don't mind i left my boots on.
57)hurry up, the motor's runnin'.
58)you're fogging up the wind-sheild.
59)can i borrow 5 bucks?
60)what the hell noise was that?!
61)stop moaning, you sound so stupid.
62)shut up, b*tch! (worse if the girl says it)
63)you know, you're not really attractive.
64)i'm sorry, i was not listening.
65)what, oh yea, i love you too, now let me concentrate!!
66)stop interrupting me!!
67)i have to take a shit.
68)did i leave the iron on?
69)your breath is funky.
70)(start singing Green Day).
71)is it o.k. if i call someone, its o.k. though, keep going....
72)its ok honey, i can imagine that its bigger.
73)god i wish you were a real woman.
74)why can't you ever shave your legs?
75)by the way, when i drove over here, i ran over your dog....
76)oh susan, susan... i mean donna.... shit.
77)your breast milk is like my mom's....
78)you're hairy!!
79)your "happy trail" led me to a dead end.
80)is it o.k. if i never see you again?
81)did i forget to tell you i got worms from my cat?
82)don't make that face at me!
83)all of a sudden i have a headache.
84)you're boring.
85)i like your tits.
86)suck my d*ck, b*tch.
87)how much do i owe you?
88)How come we each have a p*n*s?
89)of course you can't be on top, you're too fat, you'll kill me!
90)your ass is hairy (the guy says this).
91)just use your finger, its bigger.
92)does your family have to watch?
93)we'll try again later when you can satisfy me too.
94)get off me, i'll do it myself!!!!
95)can you hold this sandwhich for me?
96)you're as soft as a sheep, inside and out.
97)the only reason i'm doing this is because i'm drunk.
98)my mom taught me this.....
99)how cute... peach fuzz!
100)Damn girl! my tits are bigger than your's!
101)should i ask why you're bleeding?
102)this is my pet rat, larry....
103)if you can't do it, i'll find someone else who can!
104)i haven't had this much sex since i was a hooker!
105)i was once a woman...
106)wanna see me take out my glass eye?
107)no i don't love your mind, i can't grab that!!
108)is it o.k. if i tell my friends about this?
109)i'm sobering up and you're getting ugly!
110)you wanted me to use a condom?
111)you're no better than my brother!!
112)mooooo!!
113)Fire in the hole!!!
114)i wanna see how many quaters i can fit in there.
115)hurry up, i'm late for a date.
116)o.k. start...oh! that feels so... YOU'RE DONE??!!
117)you ever see basic instinct?
118)i'm out of condoms, can i use a sock?
119)don't squirm, you'll spill my beer.
120)Did i tell you where my cold sore came from?
121)you got boogies showing.
122)(start reciting the 10 commandments).
123)i think i just sh*t on your bed.
124)of course i don't love you.
125)let me spell it out for you, b-r-e-a-t-h m-i-n-t.

[Korbin Dallas]

Bumper Stickers

Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ASS?
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole
100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT
Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date!
My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom
Grow your own dope, plant a man
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
Hang up and drive.
If you can read this, please flip me back over... (seen upside down, on a Jeep)
Please tell your pants it's not polite to point.
GUYS: No shirt, no service. GALS: No shirt, no charge.
Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings"
Heart Attacks...God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
Boldly going nowhere
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself.
The proctologist called, they found your head.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
Just because your head is pointed, doesn't mean you're sharp.
Why am I the only person on earth who knows how to drive?
Some people just don't know how to drive. I call these people "Everybody But Me."
Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me

[tptcow]

The Contest of Champions is held at Middle Tennessee State University in Murfreesboro, Tennessee.

The colors of Western Kentucky University are red and white.


The city/town of Elizabethtown, Ky has a population 22,542+ people.

I am usually bored.

[Korbin Dallas]

One of the lines in Marilyn Mansons "The new sh*t" goes "Stick your stupid slogan in". And on the DVD that came with the limited edition copy of the album "The golden age of grotesque" he says "We are all just slow guns waiting to have our triggers pulled" (compare slogans with slow guns verbally(I found it slightly amusing)).

[Usurper MrTeapot]

Marilyn Manson also keeps his first near born aborted son in a jar.

[e703]

Marilyn Manson also keeps his first near born aborted son in a jar.

....what the??


The name Wendy was made up in the book Peter Pan

[Righteous]

Bam Margera's real first name is Brandon. His dad Phil gave his hyperactive son that name because he was always, "bammin' around."

Bam's big brother Jesse plays drums for the band CKY, which stands for "Camp Kill Yourself."

[Faerieryn]

DOn't know if any of these laws have already been posted but...

All london Hackney (black) carriages (cabs) must carry a bundle of hay

It is illegal to graze your geese in the centre of London

The death penalty has not been completely abolished in England.

It is illegal to kill a swan as they are all the Queen's property

[saucy_tara]

We share 99% of our genetic material with that of the banana. Apparently.

[froggle-rock]

Pomegranate seeds are full of vitamin B.

[exceptional1709]

We share 99% of our genetic material with that of the banana. Apparently.

I always thought that was 93%. We only share 33% of our DNA with a bluebottle.