The Way Too Much Information Depository, Way, Way To Much Information!! Options

[voices_in_my_hea...]

I'm really glad that my webcam only shows a really limited area of me when i'm standing. That way, when I'm putting on little...shows, if you will, for the boyfriend over IM, he totally can't see me trying desperately to get my feet out of my skinny jeans....or If I've shaven my legs or not. >_>

[gothictheysay]

I think having my period must make my tummy more sensitive because it seems like diarrhea comes almost every time I'm menstruating.

[Yannick]

I accumulate a lot of hair in between my butt cheeks during the day. I mean like full length head hair. Dunno how it gets there, but it fun to pick out while showering. I like to smell it too...

[Yannick]

This thread is dying?

I usually have pretty nice feet, but every few months, they go through this shedding period. The old skin is really fun to pick off, but it makes my feet look really ugly.

I have optional pictures.

[Usurper MrTeapot]

*is rather proud of his single silver pube*

[froggle-rock]

I think having my period must make my tummy more sensitive because it seems like diarrhea comes almost every time I'm menstruating.

It's something to do with like water retention and stuff and periods. I Can't remember exactly. I don't have a river of s#!t flowing from my arse each time I'm on but it is a bit more... soft.

Edited by LoLo: Now now, language language.

Reason for edit: Cussing

[gothictheysay]

River of s#!t, haha. Well, I have my period and diarrhea again, and I had enchiladas for lunch. I swear when I was crapping it smelled like enchiladas.

Edited by LoLo: Now now now, language language language.

Reason for edit: Cussing

[Cath Sparrow]

This thread is dying?

I usually have pretty nice feet, but every few months, they go through this shedding period. The old skin is really fun to pick off, but it makes my feet look really ugly.

I have optional pictures.

This thread never dies it just sinks for a while and resurfaces like what's being discussed in the previous 2 post, and with that image I shall wander off again.

[voices_in_my_hea...]

Do my ovaries just instictively know when I'm wearing my good undies/ white undies? I think they do, and they are out to spite me.

[VVes]

Sometimes after a love frolic, it smells like calamari.

[Mata]

It's all gone a bit Hokusai:

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=hokusa...le&resnum=1

[Yannick]

Would have appreciated a warning on that one, Mata.

[VVes]

It's all gone a bit Hokusai:

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=hokusa...le&resnum=1

That would explain the ink on my bed sheets

[Cath Sparrow]

I think jungle clearance might be the best description for the amount of trimming I need to do.

[Silver Star Ange...]

This must be the best thread ever. I only wish I had something to contribute. Curse my subtlety!

[Cath Sparrow]

Not only is it amusing and kinda gross it alos has usfull information what more can you ask.

*bows*

[Mata]

I had my lower abdominal piercing redone a couple of weeks ago (I guess you would call the area 'the mound of venus' on a woman, not sure if it's got the same name for a man). It's much better than the last time (and about 2-3cm long now), but by golly it hurts if I catch it on my clothing while I'm standing up. It'll be fine when it's fully healed, but sometimes it can really hurt like hell! Weirdly though, it's fine during sex. You'd think that all that knocking about and rubbing would be incredibly painful but there's been no pain at all.

In related news, I had STI/blood tests done recently and I'm still completely clean. Safe sex for the win!

[Phyllis]

(I guess you would call the area 'the mound of venus' on a woman, not sure if it's got the same name for a man).

Don't think so, as Venus was a goddess and all, and I think that's where the name came from. I don't know what you'd call that bit on a man! There's also a bit on your palm that is called the mound of Venus. God, I know the most useless assortment of crap.

And yay for no STIs! I was reading the other day (via the Planned Parenthood fanpage on Facebook) that in Utah you're more likely to get chlamydia than the chicken pox. Yeah, abstinence-only sex ed really works.

Oh, right, TMI thread. Um. I can't think of anything that isn't menstrual related, and I think I've shared quite enough of that stuff in this thread already. And nothing could top the menstrual explosion I had in '05, anyway. Oh, wait, I know! The other day I ate popcorn. When I used the toilet some time later, there was an undigested popcorn husk stuck to the inside of the toilet bowl.

[Tarantio]

Having a desktop wallpaper of Nicola Roberts does little to help combat morning wood.

[Mata]

Having just Googled her, I think that was definitely TMI

[Hobbes]

Having a desktop wallpaper of Nicola Roberts does little to help combat morning wood.

Good choice

...new wallpaper today

[elphaba2]

...really?

Boys are weird. It looks like she's wearing a barbie wig.

Don't have a TMI exactly, but this thread always reminds me of the time I got super-tipsy with a bunch of lady-friends and we talked about the worst thing we've ever had to wipe with. The list was: nothing (drip-dry), cotton balls, Q-tips, the empty cardboard roll, a hand (! yeesh!), a receipt, used tissues and a sock.

[Phyllis]

...really?

Boys are weird. It looks like she's wearing a barbie wig.

Yeah, I'm with you on that one. Ste said, "She looks like a Bratz doll. She has a huge head and her hair is on too tight."

The worst thing I ever had to wipe with was probably leaves. At least they weren't poison ivy. Thank you, Campfire Girls, for teaching me what is safe to put near my ladygarden when I am forced to pee in the woods.

I once had to explain to someone (who was around 20 at the time, I think) that girls wipe when they pee. I won't name names, as he used to post here, but it still never fails to make me laugh. The talk of the worst thing used to wipe just made me think of it. I also once explained to a different 20ish someone that girls do not pee out of their vagina (I swear this actually happened. I have witnesses). He also used to post here. There were diagrams involved.

Edit: Oh, God. So, I had this mysterious scab on my shoulder blade that was annoying Ste, because it's where his hand rests during pre-sleep snuggles (is it embarrassing if your wife talks about snuggling? Whatever, I'm going to do so anyway). Last night he started picking at it, for some ungodly reason. I told him if he wanted to get rid of the stupid thing to get the tweezers, because he doesn't have the fingernails for a job like that and it was hurting me. When he used the tweezers on the scab, he pulled out this mysterious thing that was -- and I'm not exaggerating -- as big as a baby's toe. I have no idea what it was, but it looked like something that might have been left in the tissue after someone with a sinus infection blew his/her nose.

After he threw it away, I said, "Oh, crap. I should've taken a photo of that for the TMI thread." Then I freaked out a bit, because EWW. Then we went to sleep. The end.

[Mata]

I knew where ladies pee because of my grand amount of sex education, i.e. a four foot tall diagram drawn on a blackboard in chalk. It ahd two curved lines to represent the vulva, then a small circle, a big circle, then a medium circle. From this I basically learned 'it's the middle hole'. I don't know when I discovered that the little hole was never going to cause confusion during sex.

I also can't remember the first time that angles have conspired against coupling (non-deliberately, of course, there are some things that should not be done by surprise!) to be greeted with a look of alarm and a swiftly said 'higher!'. I assume that happens to everyone occasionally? Surely it must. I just wonder how many times things have gone further than that by accident, it must be a few.

[LoLo]

Edit: Oh, God. So, I had this mysterious scab on my shoulder blade that was annoying Ste, because it's where his hand rests during pre-sleep snuggles (is it embarrassing if your wife talks about snuggling? Whatever, I'm going to do so anyway). Last night he started picking at it, for some ungodly reason. I told him if he wanted to get rid of the stupid thing to get the tweezers, because he doesn't have the fingernails for a job like that and it was hurting me. When he used the tweezers on the scab, he pulled out this mysterious thing that was -- and I'm not exaggerating -- as big as a baby's toe. I have no idea what it was, but it looked like something that might have been left in the tissue after someone with a sinus infection blew his/her nose.

After he threw it away, I said, "Oh, crap. I should've taken a photo of that for the TMI thread." Then I freaked out a bit, because EWW. Then we went to sleep. The end.

Man, you found the tracker I implanted in you. lol

Hmmm TMI...Much like a cat has a need to go poop once its litterbox has been cleaned, I tend to need to poop right after I've cleaned the toilet. It would be nice if my body realized this before I cleaned the toilet, but it can't seem to.