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[SPEAKERfortheLOS...]

So last night my significant other and I were having some fun and she got stuck to the mattress...

I had to rather painfully peel her from the bed...

Why the sheets were off the bed and how they got there we still haven't figured out...

[gothictheysay]

The only thing that might count as TMI is my balls hurt, a lot a lot a lot. it's self-inflicted. draw your own conclusions.

I often got sore after a particularly intense masturbation session and if I try the next day it's usually too painful for another one.

[Daria]

There's a staaaarrrrrmaaaan, waiting in the sky...

My TMI? I'm listening to David Bowie and thinking that he sounds a wee bit like Dylan at times.


No, I kid, I kid. That's not TMI. My current TMI is that I started my period on the 29th of March, and seemed unusually short as it finished 5 days later. But I still had "bits" floating about. And yesterday it seems as though I have started bleeding a very tiny bit. Watch this space for news on what the LAMPING HELL is going on with Daria's reproductive system. ¬_¬

[Moosh]

The only thing that might count as TMI is my balls hurt, a lot a lot a lot. it's self-inflicted. draw your own conclusions.

I often got sore after a particularly intense masturbation session and if I try the next day it's usually too painful for another one.

Yeah, pretty much. It's feels good at the time, but then you pay for it later

[Cath Sparrow]

There's a staaaarrrrrmaaaan, waiting in the sky...

My TMI? I'm listening to David Bowie and thinking that he sounds a wee bit like Dylan at times.


No, I kid, I kid. That's not TMI. My current TMI is that I started my period on the 29th of March, and seemed unusually short as it finished 5 days later. But I still had "bits" floating about. And yesterday it seems as though I have started bleeding a very tiny bit. Watch this space for news on what the LAMPING HELL is going on with Daria's reproductive system. ¬_¬

*teacher mode on*
I wouldn't worry particularly your cycle changes a fair amount as you get older so it could just be doing that. You may be head into a cycle of short period's, which can onlybe good.

My TMI I smell.

[-TheKasbah-]

The only thing that might count as TMI is my balls hurt, a lot a lot a lot. it's self-inflicted. draw your own conclusions.

I often got sore after a particularly intense masturbation session and if I try the next day it's usually too painful for another one.

That always happen to me, but only if I try too much within a short period of time.

[Daria]

There's a staaaarrrrrmaaaan, waiting in the sky...

My TMI? I'm listening to David Bowie and thinking that he sounds a wee bit like Dylan at times.


No, I kid, I kid. That's not TMI. My current TMI is that I started my period on the 29th of March, and seemed unusually short as it finished 5 days later. But I still had "bits" floating about. And yesterday it seems as though I have started bleeding a very tiny bit. Watch this space for news on what the LAMPING HELL is going on with Daria's reproductive system. ¬_¬

*teacher mode on*
I wouldn't worry particularly your cycle changes a fair amount as you get older so it could just be doing that. You may be head into a cycle of short period's, which can onlybe good.

My TMI I smell.

Well, you see: I have polycystic ovaries. Periods are very few and far between, but when I do get them they are always the same: very painful for the first three days, lumpy for the next two and trail off towards day 7. Which is why I'm kind of worried about why this one has been going on for about two weeks. I have a doctor's appointment on Wednesday to discuss stuff, though. I do hope you're right, though, Cath- shorter, less painful periods would be awesome!

[Cath Sparrow]

There's a staaaarrrrrmaaaan, waiting in the sky...

My TMI? I'm listening to David Bowie and thinking that he sounds a wee bit like Dylan at times.


No, I kid, I kid. That's not TMI. My current TMI is that I started my period on the 29th of March, and seemed unusually short as it finished 5 days later. But I still had "bits" floating about. And yesterday it seems as though I have started bleeding a very tiny bit. Watch this space for news on what the LAMPING HELL is going on with Daria's reproductive system. ¬_¬

*teacher mode on*
I wouldn't worry particularly your cycle changes a fair amount as you get older so it could just be doing that. You may be head into a cycle of short period's, which can onlybe good.

My TMI I smell.

Well, you see: I have polycystic ovaries. Periods are very few and far between, but when I do get them they are always the same: very painful for the first three days, lumpy for the next two and trail off towards day 7. Which is why I'm kind of worried about why this one has been going on for about two weeks. I have a doctor's appointment on Wednesday to discuss stuff, though. I do hope you're right, though, Cath- shorter, less painful periods would be awesome!

<---- Also has cysts on her ovaries but was told by the doctor she wasn't actually polycystic (little confused as to this but it doesn't greatly bother her at the moments)

[Mata]

My flatmates leave jam on all the surfaces in the kitchen. After a week of the jam slowly hardening into something like magma I caved in and cleaned the place. 24 hours later it's just as bad again.

Three-ish weeks until I move out... Three-ish weeks until I move out... Three-ish weeks until I move out...

[Daria]

*hugs* You'll get through it!
So- update on what's happening with Daria's ladybits- the doctor put her on the pill. Seeing as my LH, FSH, Progesterone and Oestrogen levels are totally normal and level, I didn't want to do this. But I guess I should give it a go. I also should lose weight.
Do not need or want all this right now. Stupid LAMPing body D:

[gothictheysay]

Hey good news! My period is this week and not next week! Next week I'll be in Ireland, and it will be so much better blood-free.

[{Gothic Angel}]

You sure you're not preggers and having breakthrough bleeding, Beccles?

Disclaimer: I KID, that was revenge for the last time my reproductive system went screwy and you freaked ME out I second what Cath says *huggles*

Mata - one mf my flatmates likes to make large quantities of food and eat it over several days, during which he leaves it on the side in a pan where it slowly congeals. All three of them leave dirty plates of food in their rooms. Two of them bake, and have, in the past, left massive casserole tubs of basically sugary water ("soaking off the cakemix") on the shelf above the boiler. For weeks. If I studied biology, I'd have been able to get my degree from the cultures which formed. Last time I cleaned out under the sink: three bags of liquidy-rotten potatoes, 2 of mouldy onions, and a sainsbury's bag full of not-quite-finished jam/peanut butter/honey/brown sauce jars... which had been there for 6 months. The ONE time I left MY washing up overnight, all three of them screamed at me. What, so bacteria know the difference between your food and mine?

I feel your pain *hugs*

TMI, TMI... Actually, that'll do. Imagine the state of my bathroom.

[nordelen]

tmi: im drinking bacardi out of a bottle while having milk out of a pint glass. i guess i'll be talking to hewey on the big white telephone any time now hehe!

[Izzy]

Right so Isaac and I were making a bunch of noise last night kicking a ball around and trying to keep it in the air, so Roger and my mom told us to go do something productive. Like make smoothies! We were completely in charge and could put *almost* anything we want in it. (Hey do you mind if I use your beer? "Give me that!" You said anything!).

So the smoothie was really yummy, but this morning I have a really bad case of diarrhea. I think some of the stuff we added in may have been expired.

[Mata]

Expired? Ha! I checked the expiry date on a box of Earl Grey teabags I've been moving house with for years. It expired in 1998. I think there are members of these forums that were younger than those teabags.

(In the meantime many other boxes of Earl Grey have been gone through, just mysteriously not that one!)

[I_am_the_best]

My breasts are really itchy.

[EvilSpork]

I've felt like masturbating all day and haven't. It's kind of pathetic in a way.

[Daria]

You sure you're not preggers and having breakthrough bleeding, Beccles?

I don't remember saying that! And no, not pregnant. Although it was something that crossed my mind.
My TMI- I just blew my nose, and my snot is an interesting dark greeny blue colour. I think it's because of the amount of sewing I have been doing this weekend, and getting dust in my face-tubes.

[Mata]

A series of tubes? Are you sure you're not the internet in disguise?

[Daria]

No?
"I just let them drop through, and squeeze my cock with my legs"
- Wytu, 21st April, 2008.

After explaining why his groin had gone numb after "sitting on it".

[ewomack]

I've been wearing boxers for the last few weeks now, and I'm noticing more testicular squashing events. Especially when exiting a car, sometimes the poor lil' kiwis get moosed between my upper thighs. I've had to develop new car exiting techniques, but my testicle squashing incidents have decreased.

[{Gothic Angel}]

I have woken up at 4am feeling nauseous and knowing I was going to vomit for 3 mornings in a row.

You sure that's not a babby in your tummy instead of a virus? o_0

I was until you said that

TMI - I got my nipple pierced and now it's bleeding and a teeny bit scabby/pus-y

[snooodlysnoosnoo...]

My first post in weeks and it had to be in here.

I have been constantly horny for over a week now.

Also I am in the library, anyone could be looking over my shoulder

[Daria]

I have woken up at 4am feeling nauseous and knowing I was going to vomit for 3 mornings in a row.

You sure that's not a babby in your tummy instead of a virus? o_0

I was until you said that

TMI - I got my nipple pierced and now it's bleeding and a teeny bit scabby/pus-y

sorry!

Also! I was considering getting my nipples pierced. But I just can't shift the idea that it would be a bit like a wateringcan when you're breastfeeding


mmm. Scabrous nipples.

My TMI? Umm... I stuck my finger in Froggeh's bellybutton yesterday, and it was a bit sticky. She assured me that it was because she probably hadn't washed it properly- not because it's got cum in it or anything.

Hmm. I wonder if that's actually her TMI?

[Phyllis]

Also! I was considering getting my nipples pierced. But I just can't shift the idea that it would be a bit like a wateringcan when you're breastfeeding

The only mother I knew with nipple piercings bottle fed her babies, so I got curious and Googled. Apparently it's okay as long as you take the jewelry out first (which should be obvious). A bit of milk might leak through the piercing hole, but it won't interfere with nursing.

I don't have any TMI of my own right now.