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[Mata]

I hear that in the Netherlands, they will say that to you for pretty much anything except bone sticking through your skin. 'Go to bed' is their universal cure apparently.

[LoLo]

I'm in great shape today.

Yesterday I had to go to a funeral and I didn't want to get two sets of clothes dirty so I just wore my dress clothes all day. The downside is that my slacks have elastic in the waistband and I'm allergic to elastic, so by the end of the day my waist was irritated and covered in sores. One of the sores was so large, that when I went to bed and simply touched it, it exploded puss. Yay.

Secondly, I forgot today was an armpit shaving day and so I didn't shave them. Because of this, my armpits are now irritated from stubble rubbing them every time I move my arms.

[gothictheysay]

I announced this on Facebook, so it's probably not actually TMI, but I forgot to finish my first round of antibiotics and got tonsillitis again. My tonsils were so huge they offered me a shot of steroid to deflate them, and brought a nurse practitioner in to look at them because they were so impressive. I'm finishing my antibiotics this time...

[LoLo]

I've been lazy and haven't flossed in a week and when I flossed today a huge piece of plaque came out from in between my teeth and it smelled of death.

[LoLo]

My mom currently has the most horrible gas. She's sitting across the room from me and I was trying to enjoy my breakfast, but she can't seem to stop farting. Oh and the farts smell so horrible, it's like I'm sitting in a port-a-potty that hasn't been cleaned out in a week. Just when the smell starts to dissipate, she'll fart again. You know how smells can affect the way your food tastes? Well I had 3 very wrong tasting mouthfuls of cereal. Ughh.

[Mata]

I think Lo is winning the thread at the moment.

Personally... Umm... No, I'm living quite a sanitary life at the moment.

Oo, I know, we've got a tiny toilet. Literally: I've seen people with waistbands bigger than the entire room. It also has one of those weird shelf things in the loo. When you poo it just sits there until you flush. I have no idea why anyone thinks this is a good idea. Small room, exposed poo = very smelly room sometimes. Yuck.

[Tarantio]

I think Lo is winning the thread at the moment.

Personally... Umm... No, I'm living quite a sanitary life at the moment.

Oo, I know, we've got a tiny toilet. Literally: I've seen people with waistbands bigger than the entire room. It also has one of those weird shelf things in the loo. When you poo it just sits there until you flush. I have no idea why anyone thinks this is a good idea. Small room, exposed poo = very smelly room sometimes. Yuck.

Clean clean clean clean clean... I'd be scrubbing that thing every day, and I'm not normally one for excessive cleanliness.

I just spent an entire week farting. At the longest, there was about twenty minutes between farts. I woke up one night due to a particularly large fart.

They ALL smelled. Terribly.

[Hobbes]

I am really struggling to bring myself to post something appropriate in this thread.

I don't want you all to start looking down on me because of one TMI post, the way I now look down on you people

[LoLo]

I am really struggling to bring myself to post something appropriate in this thread.

I don't want you all to start looking down on me because of one TMI post, the way I now look down on you people

We just look down on you right now, for not sharing. No worries.

[Hobbes]

I am really struggling to bring myself to post something appropriate in this thread.

I don't want you all to start looking down on me because of one TMI post, the way I now look down on you people

We just look down on you right now, for not sharing. No worries.

I feel like part of the group now

[LoLo]

This is kind of a TMI/complaint.

My bathroom door really doesn't aid in any privacy. It has a small door frame so getting a real door that actually fits it is quite expensive so we've always had these hinged pantry style doors. Anyway the point is no privacy and basically anyone who is in the Kitchen can hear exactly what you are doing if you are in there. If we're being nice to each other, we'll stay out of the kitchen if we hear someone go into the bathroom so they can have their privacy.

So since my mom has retired, I hardly ever get any alone time/privacy. She also seems to always seem to need to be in the kitchen anytime I try to have my morning poo. If she's not in the kitchen doing something, she suddenly has to come in there to talk to me, or she needs to use the bathroom too so she'll go into the kitchen and pace. Today, I waited until she went in her office to do her emails and she got up and came into the kitchen to let me know her mouse battery had died. That couldn't wait until I was done?

[Oni Usagi]

My perfectly timed sleep yesterday (and schedule for most of the day thereafter) was interrupted/ruined by my bowels deciding they needed to drip what can best be described as tar in several increments over most of the morning.

I will think twice before adding my so much cayenne and minced garlic to the spaghetti sauce again.

[LoLo]

It took me about a half an hour this morning to realize my period had started and by the time I woke up enough to realize it I had to run to the bathroom to take care of things. The issue with that was that I was half asleep so running across the house was more like stumbling and running into things as I made my way there.

[Phyllis]

My uterus has the worst timing ever.

I have the most intense cramps and heaviest flow I can remember having since the Great Menstrual Explosion of '05. I'm cranky and sore and about to get in a car which may or may not get stuck in traffic as everyone tries to get home for Christmas.

This cannot end well. Please, please, please let me not bleed everywhere.

[emiliza]

My uterus has the worst timing ever.

This cannot end well. Please, please, please let me not bleed everywhere.

those were precisely my thoughts today!

[vicrawr]

My uterus has the worst timing ever.

This cannot end well. Please, please, please let me not bleed everywhere.

those were precisely my thoughts today!

Holy crap! Look at that! SIX YEARS!

[Daria]

My uterus has the worst timing ever.

I have the most intense cramps and heaviest flow I can remember having since the Great Menstrual Explosion of '05. I'm cranky and sore and about to get in a car which may or may not get stuck in traffic as everyone tries to get home for Christmas.

This cannot end well. Please, please, please let me not bleed everywhere.

Mefenamic acid is your friend!

[gothictheysay]

I have way too many painful pimple-like things on my pubic area from shaving. edit: trimming. i don't even *shave* up there. I don't know what causes 'em. Not even near the girly bits, above them. It sucks.

Also, I couldn't tell if I had a stomach bug yesterday or just had a sensitive stomach because of my period, but everything I ate came out as watery, *painful* diarrhea. I almost thought they were cramps they hurt so much. I was on the toilet whimpering. Glad that's over...

[gothictheysay]

So, double post. Foreskin. Not *too* familiar with the uncircumcised penis. Apparently it can be speckly and/or splotchy with coloring?

[Mata]

Foreskins that look speckly or blotchy? Hmm... That's possible. They change a lot depending on arousal and warmth. I can imagine they could be blotchy if they are cold, but even so, that does sound a little odd. Maybe get the owner of the foreskin to go see a doctor? If it's bad circulation causing it then that's something to be a little worried about. GUI clinics have free anonymous consultations if the person doesn't want to see their regular doctor.

[Phyllis]

Hmm. I once knew a guy with vitiligo who said the splotches occurred on his penis as well. Does the guy have any blotches elsewhere?

Either way, I'd probably advise him to see a doctor or go to a free clinic. :/

[gothictheysay]

Ahh, I don't know about spots elsewhere, I don't think so. It didn't seem so much out of the ordinary as it was just different colors? Like a pattern. Decor penis almost. I have absolutely no idea. It seemed part of the skin, not any sort of irritation or anything. He's a friend I know well enough for me to think he is proactive about his health, so I think if it was an issue he would know? I dunno. I'm tempted to GIS and try to find what I'm saying, but that's a horrible idea, so I don't think so.

[Mata]

Hmm, patchy all over sounds like an infection. It wouldn't necessarily cause irritation but it might not be so kind to any partners. If it's not causing him problems then it's probably not too serious, but it definitely sounds like he should have that checked. Foreskins aren't supposed to come in camoflage patterns and that's a bad sign for sure.

[EvilSpork]

I have way too many painful pimple-like things on my pubic area from shaving. edit: trimming. i don't even *shave* up there. I don't know what causes 'em. Not even near the girly bits, above them. It sucks.

I have three suggestions, and mean no offence.

1) You are accurate and correct in diagnosing what's going on.
2) Molluscum contagiosum
3) HPV

Regardless, my suggestion is to go to a clinic for peace of mind.

[Phyllis]

Ewww. When I used the waterpik this morning, I discovered a chunk of something in between my teeth. I am almost certain it was a piece of carrot.

I haven't eaten carrots since Tuesday.