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David J Rodger
post Feb 15 2008, 12:34 PM
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QUOTE (Mata @ Feb 15 2008, 03:08 AM) *
QUOTE (David J Rodger @ Feb 14 2008, 05:13 PM) *
I'm quite real Mata, so please don't delete me.

Prove it! biggrin.gif *pokes with long stick*





Aiiieeee! *at long stick prod*

*staggers forwards and whirls round – squints into the shadows but can’t see nowt*

Erm…

*does a little jig, hopping from one foot to the other and glancing nervously around*

*whistles tunelessly*

*eyes widen as light-bulb pings into existence above head*

Ah-ha!

*clicks fingers and conjures a plate of kozmik cookies, stoops down and places on floor*

What do you say to that?

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post Feb 15 2008, 12:58 PM
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'Kozmik' with a 'z' and two 'k's? I remain unconvinced.


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David J Rodger
post Feb 15 2008, 02:14 PM
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QUOTE (Mata @ Feb 15 2008, 12:58 PM) *
'Kozmik' with a 'z' and two 'k's? I remain unconvinced.


Bah! So difficult to please. Very well then.

*clicks fingers, conjures a Steinway & Sons grand piano, dusts down the seat, settles down and goes on to perform Rachmaninoff’s Prelude in C-sharp minor*

No easy feat when you consider I only have three red-fuzzy felt fingers on each hand.

Now do you believe me?
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post Feb 15 2008, 03:17 PM
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That is fairly convincing, but can you wrestle dinosaurs?


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David J Rodger
post Feb 15 2008, 04:27 PM
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QUOTE (Mata @ Feb 15 2008, 03:17 PM) *
That is fairly convincing, but can you wrestle dinosaurs?


Only when I time-travel, but I haven't done that since the last Einstein-Rosenberg bridge I used got closed down because of the Health & Safety Executive (curse of the universe) and I had to walk back from 1927... however, I always recommend a good feather duster if you ever get into tussle with one, they tend to be rather ticklish...

Ciao for now.

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post Oct 15 2008, 10:11 AM
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Ah this explains much.

Thanks.
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post Oct 15 2008, 05:33 PM
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No problem. It helps keep the site free of spam. It mostly works!


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post Oct 18 2008, 04:50 PM
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Well here goes!!

Hi all! I'm a long time fan of mata, I mean looong time, like before my mum was born! (never made a donation tho as never had any money, but I've been there for you in spirit buddy unsure.gif !!) But I'm very new to the forum, any forum....this is my first post ever! So please forgive my fumbling ways as I get to grips with what it's all about.

Look forward to being part of something that mata's!! Oh that was bad, not a good start....sorry.

I'll get my coat but will come back stronger!!!


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post Oct 18 2008, 05:16 PM
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Hello there ElFox, welcome to the other side.

If you're having any problems or have any questions about using the forum just ask someone, we're gnerally quite a friendly lot round here.


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post Oct 19 2008, 06:01 PM
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Great way to deter the spammers out there! biggrin.gif

Now I have made my two posts. YIPPPE!


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post Sep 24 2009, 02:00 PM
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Hi eveyone!!

I am a newbie here..this looks like a nice site! biggrin.gif Your idea is a good one!
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post Sep 24 2009, 04:30 PM
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Congratulations, you passed the first test!

Now, I'd like you to reverse around this corner without clipping the curb. biggrin.gif


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post Sep 25 2009, 12:29 PM
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Sir- Was your last post directed at me?
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post Sep 25 2009, 02:38 PM
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Welcome Miss Smiley and yeah he was most likely addressing you. Have fun here on the forums and don't forget to look both ways before crossing the street.


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post Sep 25 2009, 02:58 PM
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Thanks Lola! It is probably not a good time to join this forum as I am going back to university soon! I don't want to spend too much time on here instead of working!

Sir that sounds similar to telling me to reverse around the corner. Which I am struggling to learn in driving! So please don't mention that hehe! tongue.gif
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post Nov 19 2009, 04:19 AM
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Hi I'm Bruce and I am new to this forum.
I like the idea regarding the spammer, it seems nice.
Let me say something about my self, I love to read books and came in this forum to share some information about the books.
I love to be here in this forum.


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post Nov 29 2009, 06:08 PM
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Welcome Bruce, enjoy the site and hopefully you find members here with the same interests!
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post Oct 23 2011, 01:41 AM
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Well this seems a good place to get one of my initial posts in. I just joined the forums (October 21, 2011). I'm slow in doing so. I used to be a fan of "The Other Side" and checked in regularly. I was following Mittens and Snowdrop from when the first began, long before Mr. Snaffleburger and Samauri Lapin came to fruition. Then the updates stopped and I came less and less often. I want to get re-involved and hope to see new witty and sarcastic humor and satire. I've lived in a few areas in the US, and now, sadly, reside in WI-- I did NOT vote for our governor. On behalf of the intelligent 1/2 of the US population, I apologize for the other 1/2 and the leaders they have elected!
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post Oct 23 2011, 12:26 PM
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QUOTE (falcon615 @ Oct 23 2011, 02:41 AM) *
Well this seems a good place to get one of my initial posts in. I just joined the forums (October 21, 2011).



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post Oct 23 2011, 03:00 PM
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QUOTE (Phantom @ Oct 23 2011, 07:26 AM) *
QUOTE (falcon615 @ Oct 23 2011, 02:41 AM) *
Well this seems a good place to get one of my initial posts in. I just joined the forums (October 21, 2011).



Welcome ^^


Thank you

(and for allowing me my second post now smile.gif )
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Mata
post Nov 2 2011, 01:13 PM
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Hi there! It's nice to see old visitors joining in.

Yes, the animations have slowed - such is the nature of life as different things happen and take up more time. I really enjoyed making the Halloween animation this year, but the amount of time it took was pretty anti-social and not something I would usually be able to commit to a hobby. Still, welcome to the forums!


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post May 11 2012, 12:22 PM
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Hi, im new here and im free for adoption anyone out there tho help me out?

thx
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post Jun 27 2012, 05:39 PM
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Blimey, we were rather slow on responding, weren't we?

Things are mcuh more quiet these days than they used to be, but there are still a nice bunch around here. Welcome!


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