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[cut-out-soul]

Righteous: at least it's something that your mother likes your girlfriend, although... dagnamnit, being the third wheel in a conversation about your parents' sex life has to be uncomfortable, to say the least.

The other day, I was on the same train west to Wales as my best friend's partner. In unapologetically loud tones, this guy told me, and the rest of the 9:14 to Cardiff, that he wanted to try 'scat' with my best friend. Yep, not a great topic of conversation, stuck next to this guy for two hours. Confounding it even further was the fact that, I thought that scatting was a style of jazz singing, until he explained that the word had a different connotation. Explained at length.

Now, I have the catch-22 that... if my friend dumps him, I'll have to tolerate the whole rebound, drinking Jack Daniels at 3.45 while zy wonders whether this guy was the one. If zy keeps him, then I'll have the knowledge that they've been swapping their brown materials in the room next to mine. This is going to be another unusual Chanuka indeed.

[{Gothic Angel}]

I told this guy I'm sort of seeing that I generaly swallow when I go down on a guy. He found it pretty impressive, but I just don't see the problem with it?!

It tastes of Stilton, that's the problem. Blegghh.

Also, another problem with swallowing is that you really should use a condom when doing that until you're in a long term relationship with someone and have both been tested...

I like stilton. It doesn't taste of stilton. And it's all warm and lumpy and belurghh... I try to avoid being in the situation of having to have it in my mouth at all.

But given I do, there is nothing more disgusting than having to find somewhere to spit it out again, and hold it in your mouth whilst you wait. I'm usually desperate to get rid of it, and swallowing acheives that pretty fast. And stops the gag reflex.

[Astarael]

I just sneezed really hard and blew out a chunk of wobbly greenish muck the size of a kernel of corn on the cob. Then I spat into the sink and noticed that my spit was streaked with nasty bits of thick yellowish mucus. I hate this sodding cold. There's no way I'm supposed to have this much icky garbage throughout my throat.

[Righteous]

Indeed, Cut-out-soul. It's horrible in three ways: 1) They're my parents. 2) My mom's a church lady who listens to three sermons every Sunday, has a calender with Bible verses on it and has crosses on the wall. 3) She was discussing this with my girlfriend.

To each his own, but I can't see how people can get into scatting. I personally vomit while in the presence of fecal matter, urine and menstral fluid (I'm not being figurative; I literally vomit). Thankfully, though, I've never had a significant other who'd like to include piss, crap or period blood in our sex life.

I did have this one friend-with-benefits who told me she'd be interested in having sex with me in my Tragick the Clown makeup, calling me Tragick and everything. That never came to fruition, but I'm still a little curious as to how that would have worked out.

EDIT: I had a girlfriend who wanted to do that as well, but also while in her stage character (a Romanian dominatrix named Robyn). We never did.

[Phyllis]

I personally vomit while in the presence of fecal matter, urine and menstral fluid (I'm not being figurative; I literally vomit).

So, I'm curious. How do you manage using the bathroom without throwing up all over the place? Or is it just other peoples' bodily excrements and stuff that make you vomit?

I mean, they gross me out too...but not to the point of actually vomitting. Especially not menstrual fluid...but maybe that's just cause I'm a girl and we kind of have to deal with it.

[Righteous]

When I go, they're safely in the toilet and I'm fine. If one of my friends walks five paces from our smoking spot to take a piss, I'm fine. If my sister's cat takes a crap behind my brother's drum kit and I have to clean it up, I have to do my best to hold down my stomach contents. If I walk into a bathroom that _reeks_ of piss, my tummy gets quite upset. The worst situation can be summed up in the following words: "I won't get it until tomorrow." Instead she got it all over my left hand.

It's really pathetic sometimes. My friends will look up scat porn and show it to me to see if I'll hurl. This one chick I know once pointed out how pizza sauce kinda looks like period blood. I ran outside and hurled. Yeah, it's sad.

[PsychWardMike]

My parents found my vibrator today. This is going to be exceedingly awkward.

[Righteous]

You have a vibey, Micky?

[PsychWardMike]

Yeah. Pink, seven inches long, three and half thick.

[snooodlysnoosnoo...]

three and half thick.

I seriously hope that you are talking circumference, not diameter

[Astarael]

Did your parents have any idea that you had a vibrator (or even wanted one) or did it come as a complete shock?

[elphaba2]

I have long, thick toenails. If I squint my eyes, they turn into the claws of a dragon.

[PsychWardMike]

Circumference. They didn't know. Far as they know, I'm completely straight.

[Astarael]

*winces* Oh dear... I hope they're the sort of parents who can adjust well after they have a while to calm down and think things over.

My armpit hair needs shaving again, blast it. Why does the dratted stuff grow so much faster than the hair on my head? It's taken me forever to get it to length it is now.

[Cath Sparrow]

The armpit hair or the hair on your head.

[I_am_the_best]

I just looked out the window and saw a light in the shed. Upon close inspection, I think my sister's having a little too much fun in there.

[PsychWardMike]

By herself or with someone?

[I_am_the_best]

With someone. Oh God, horrible mental images of silhouettes...

[trunks_girl26]

I tend to not wash my jeans on a regular basis, as I hate how long it takes for them to dry. Normally, one can't tell how long I've been wearing said pants, except during the winter.

There's so much salt around town that the longer I wear my pants, the whiter the cuffs get. Needless to say, there was one time when my jeans were white fromcuff to mid calf.

[Daria]

I was watching tv about 11;30 ish the other day, and could hear the bedsprings of my mother's bed creaking.


Needless to say, it freaks me out a little to sit in her room on the computer.


I haven't shaved my legs in about 2 to 3 weeks. I have had no need to, but now it is starting to scare me how much they look like my brother's legs...

Just needed to get those two things out of my system

PWM, did your parents freak out, or have they come to terms with it ok?

[PsychWardMike]

We haven't really discussed it. I think they're pretending it didn't happen.

[Kitty]

If I was a parent, I'd probably pretend it wouldnt happen

Then after a while I'd probably go talk to my child about it....
Probably.


My feet smell like vinegar.

[Astarael]

The armpit hair or the hair on your head.

The hair on my head. *shakes head at own poor phrasing* I keep the pit hair really short, but it grows too fast. Best of luck with the parents, Mike.

[Righteous]

YES! YES! YES! YES! FINALLY!

On three occasions, my brother has let his friends have sex on my bed. He himself has also had sex on my bed. That said, I've decided to get back at him. The idea came when two friends of mine were getting frisky and asked to borrow my room. I offered my brother's room and told my friend where his condoms were. Another time, another pair of my friends were getting frisky, so I said, "Y'all are horny. Go have sex in Rick's room," and they did. A few nights ago, my girlfriend stayed over and we were making out, etc., in the den with me casually mentioning that I wanted to have sex in Rick's room. Sometime later, she said, "If you want me, pick me up and take me into Rick's room," and I did.

To quote my brother (and make multiple jokes simultaneously), "That is soooo righteous!"

I'm thinking maybe getting one more of my couple friends to bone in his room, that is unless I decide to go with the whole sevenfold vengence thing. If he pisses me off, there will never be sex in my room, the bathroom or the den ever again.

[little_bear]

I, too, have lots of sex. I enjoy informing people of this fact, mostly through the medium of internet forums.