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 Mar 11 2005, 11:09 PM
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 Shut up, noob!  Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male  |
Mata thought Holloween III: Season of the Witch was a good idea.
-------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Mar 11 2005, 11:52 PM
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 Depressed, Lonely and getting crazier by the day! Group: Established Members Posts: 907 Joined: 14-November 04 From: Armidale NSW Australia Member No.: 1,469 Gender: Female |
Mata feeds other peoples cats in order to get their catty loyalty for his war against people who have an issue with the sexual content of the second mittens animation.
-------------------- Vote Brian Molko for ruler of the whole world in 2007
I'm only wearing black till they make something darker There's no I in team but there is a ME if you re-arange the letters! |
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Mar 11 2005, 11:55 PM
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 Take apart your head Group: Established Members Posts: 1,323 Joined: 17-January 05 From: Old Hampshire Member No.: 1,599 Gender: Male |
Mata was there.
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Mar 12 2005, 04:46 AM
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 Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Mar 11 2005, 09:09 AM) QUOTE (Mata @ Mar 11 2005, 02:40 PM) I compulsively make anagrams from car number-plates. (License-plates for those across the pond.)  You are as bad as Quoth(the Raven); they are acronyms, not anagrams  In my own defense, I am Dyslexic...  Mata wears army boots. -------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Mar 12 2005, 12:03 PM
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 Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Quoth(The Raven) @ Mar 12 2005, 05:46 AM) In my own defense, I am Dyslexic... I'll let you off, this time  Mata will soon be issuing all registered TOSide forumites with a loyalty card. Use this card everytime you make a donation to the site, or purchase any Matazone merchandise, and you can earn points! You earn 1 MP (MataPoint) for every £5 GBP you spend. Save up enough, and you can exchange these points for exciting gifts. 85mp - a bag of dust bunnies from under Mata's fridge/freezer 226mp - a broken toy car he found in his neighbour's dustbin 643mp - the leftover's from Mata's meal the night before 972mp - a wallet, taken at random from a member of the British public (surprise contents!) 1362mp - a necklace made from the teeth of kittens (manufacturing procedure unknown) 7373mp - a budgie (green) 7374mp - a budgie (green, with both legs) And, if you reach 10000mp, you can claim the Matazone Loyalty Card Holder grand prize: a pair of tickets to see Mata Haggis, on stage, for one night only. See the man himself! Watch him draw the audience an exclusive Flash animation! Marvel at his graphical genius! Wallow at his procrastination! Leave four months later when he's finally finished! Prizes are given at Mata's discretion. Delivery of prices costs a further £86 + VAT (17.5%). Terms and Conditions apply. -------------------- |
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Mar 12 2005, 12:48 PM
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Technically a giant, intellectual midget. Group: Established Members Posts: 4,319 Joined: 29-March 03 From: Enger-land Member No.: 197 Gender: Transgender |
Mata doesn't stop laughing for the sad video's they show on comic relief
(he does really, I feel I should put a disclaimer, he's not _that_ mean) -------------------- He's a freak of nature, but we love him so.
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Mar 12 2005, 01:29 PM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
Mata habitually shreds the pages of dictionaries that contain any words with the letter Y in them.
When I asked why, he shredded me. -------------------- |
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Mar 12 2005, 03:16 PM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
Mata forced me into making my 1000th post here.
And to think I had so many other plans for it. -------------------- |
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Mar 13 2005, 05:33 AM
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Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
Mata= Minimum Available Troops, Always...
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Mar 13 2005, 05:34 AM
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Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
Mata = Marking and Tracing, always
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Mar 13 2005, 05:35 AM
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Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
Mata does the Batusi.
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Mar 13 2005, 03:09 PM
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 If my woman were a fire... Group: Established Members Posts: 3,328 Joined: 14-November 04 From: hole-in-the-ground, Texas Member No.: 1,473 Gender: Female |
Mata has owed me $100,000,005 since sometime around 1994.
-------------------- Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame. Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues. You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real. |
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Mar 14 2005, 04:28 AM
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Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
Mata plays "The greatest hits of Celine Dion" for kittens before he eats them... He calls it 'tenderising'...
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Mar 14 2005, 04:35 AM
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Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
Mata owns Michael Jackson's skeleton... (and can't wait to collect, one day)... He's also purchased the rights to Michael Jackson's songs...
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Mar 14 2005, 06:00 AM
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Depressed, Lonely and getting crazier by the day! Group: Established Members Posts: 907 Joined: 14-November 04 From: Armidale NSW Australia Member No.: 1,469 Gender: Female |
michael jacksons skeleton is made of the same plactic as his nose so some parts willlast for ever and other parts will fall to bits.
Mata has 14 pairs of black under wear....which he keeps on the off chance that people will be looking through his things and want to know how randy he is 
-------------------- Vote Brian Molko for ruler of the whole world in 2007
I'm only wearing black till they make something darker There's no I in team but there is a ME if you re-arange the letters! |
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Mar 14 2005, 05:16 PM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
Mata thought getting Hayden Christiansen to play Anakin Skywalker was a good idea.
-------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Mar 14 2005, 07:15 PM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
Mata claims that Teletext is, "better than the interweb."
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Mar 14 2005, 08:49 PM
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 My direction Group: Established Members Posts: 2,189 Joined: 30-July 03 Member No.: 495 Gender: Female |
Bill Gates is Mata in disguise.
-------------------- Once opened consume within three days. Above post is not suitable for home freezing. Store in a cool, dry area. |
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Mar 14 2005, 09:13 PM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
Mata thought that Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2-4 were good ideas.
-------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Mar 14 2005, 09:19 PM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
Mata is the one that puts red-eye in all your photographs.
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Mar 14 2005, 10:52 PM
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 I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Banned Posts: 1,748 Joined: 19-October 04 From: Shropshire, UK. Member No.: 1,378 Gender: Male |
Mata invented the peice of software that allows you to remove red-eye, purely so he could cash-in on his nefarious red-eye-adding-scheme by making a red-eye-removing-scheme!
-------------------- People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people.
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Mar 15 2005, 03:49 AM
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 It's not junk in the trunk, it's precious cargo. Group: Established Members Posts: 1,644 Joined: 14-June 03 From: Seattle, Washington, USA Member No.: 380 Gender: Female |
Mata admires the way President Bush is cashing in on the fear of Americans and twisting it to his own agenda. He plans on modeling his own world-domination scheme on it's brilliance.
-------------------- Irish is my special e-stalker. I leave the blinds open for him. :P // I'm the designated keeper of sobreity. Jell-o Shooters anyone? // I will always have fond memories of Leo's big banana and Cheese's sexy penguin. // I am the all powerful Ish Witch! ::insert evil cackle here:: // ALL HAIL PURSTHULHU!
@_@ You will not write secret messages. You will not write secret messages... @_@  |
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Mar 15 2005, 04:14 AM
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Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
Mata has a suborbital platform, high above the earth, from which he intends to cause chaos by dropping marbles and steel rods on major cities...
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Mar 15 2005, 04:15 AM
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Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
Mata = Maybe A Tank Attacks
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Mar 15 2005, 04:18 AM
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Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
Mata Haggis = Monkeys and Tigers are hungry; Artists give great ideas, silently...
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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