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 Jun 2 2007, 05:31 AM
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 o_O  Group: Established Members Posts: 2,160 Joined: 10-August 04 From: ......I'm right behind you. Can't you see me? Member No.: 1,229 Gender: Female  |
QUOTE (elphaba2 @ May 23 2007, 07:57 PM)  QUOTE (Mata @ May 23 2007, 01:32 PM) [spam deleted - nothing to see here - move along please, move along] O, ha. I was reading and reading and reading cath's post trying to figure out how I had offended her! TMI--I got lakeweed in my hoo-hah today. I've actually done that too.....darn that swimming naked thing >.> as for the real TMI, I just popped a huuuuuuge pimple that was on my hoo-ha....it was simultaneously the best and worst feeling ever. 
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Jun 22 2007, 03:30 PM
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 Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
I have one wisdom tooth coming through. It is digging into my gum and my cheek isn't yet used to another tooth being there, so it is being slowly reshaped by it. Read: being ripped to shreds.
It aches and is also giving me a headache. And I don't have the time off work/ money to go to the dentists to get it sorted out. (Don't even pretend that there are any NHS dentists anymore). -------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Jun 22 2007, 06:23 PM
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 Flaps and spins on the spot Group: Established Members Posts: 2,651 Joined: 17-June 03 From: At the end of the road to nowhere.....literally! Member No.: 390 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Daria @ Jun 22 2007, 04:30 PM) I have one wisdom tooth coming through. It is digging into my gum and my cheek isn't yet used to another tooth being there, so it is being slowly reshaped by it. Read: being ripped to shreds. It aches and is also giving me a headache. And I don't have the time off work/ money to go to the dentists to get it sorted out. (Don't even pretend that there are any NHS dentists anymore). Mine is NHS AND she's lovely. I consider myself VERY lucky  Just take lots of painkillers and also Bonjela or Anbesol work wonders. Every now and then my wisdom teeth give me gip and I do that. It usually lasts for about 5 days and then goes away so fingers crossed for ya. Mine have been coming through for years. Luckily I had lots of teeth removed to have braces so there's space for them *phew* -------------------- Hope confidentally, do valiantly, wait patiently!
Rather light a candle than complain about the dark! Enjoy what you have and hope for what you lack Thoughts become things, choose the good ones[/center] [center]Carpe diem |
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Jun 22 2007, 11:34 PM
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 Perfection Personified Group: Established Members Posts: 1,128 Joined: 17-December 04 From: Land of the Wombles! Member No.: 1,548 Gender: Male |
I think I'm allergic to mosquito bites. Got bitten on my wrist and I scratched the itchy bugger... now I resemble Popeye.
WHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY! *Shakes his meaty forarms of justice at Fate* -------------------- "Too often Fate,
By all abhorred, To savage poison, Adds the sword" - Boethius, The Concillations of Philosophy |
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Jun 25 2007, 08:33 AM
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 : P> Group: Moderators Posts: 2,352 Joined: 5-March 04 From: Derby Member No.: 991 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (Calantyr @ Jun 23 2007, 12:34 AM) I think I'm allergic to mosquito bites. Got bitten on my wrist and I scratched the itchy bugger... now I resemble Popeye. WHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY! *Shakes his meaty forarms of justice at Fate* Pictures? 
-------------------- I am Candice's asw emo e-husband, real life actual husband and all around awesome person, Funked)Out_Frogg's e-paramour. Snugglebum's harem slave. Candice and gothictheysay are my e-pimps.
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Jun 25 2007, 02:43 PM
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 Germany > Spain... Group: Established Members Posts: 2,255 Joined: 7-January 06 From: Orlando Member No.: 2,184 Gender: Female |
My cousin slept over last night, and at about 1:30 in the morning he said found a dead frog in the living room. It was dark, and I was sleepy, so I thought he was just joking around. He says "If you think I'm joking, why don't you kiss it". So I say, fine, I will. (*thinks it just a stuffed animal or rubber toy or something) *Kisses frogs belly*. Turns out, it was a real frog, also turns out, it wasn't dead.
And it didn't come with a prince charming either... 
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Jun 27 2007, 04:07 PM
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 ^ For gods sake kill it! Group: Established Members Posts: 1,262 Joined: 27-November 05 From: mars Member No.: 2,134 Gender: Male |
Earlier I was playing an online game when I suddenly needed the loo. I couldn't go in case I angered the others. So I had to keep thinking about sex to stop me from wetting myself.
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Jun 28 2007, 01:16 PM
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 living in your basement, eating your candy hearts Group: Established Members Posts: 3,418 Joined: 23-February 04 From: cloud cuckoo land Member No.: 959 Gender: Female |
Stupid %&$^#ing mosquito bites! I have SO MANY and I can't stop scratching. Cal, I've scratched a couple a lot and they've sort of blown up, so I think that could be it. Or you could be allergic. I can't apply the anti-itch cream fast enough and it doesn't seem to be working all that well...
-------------------- Being corrupted by candice since 2004
teal and orange is the way forward |
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Jun 30 2007, 02:54 AM
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living in your basement, eating your candy hearts Group: Established Members Posts: 3,418 Joined: 23-February 04 From: cloud cuckoo land Member No.: 959 Gender: Female |
I've been blessed with lots of TMI, actually. For right now I will say my bum hurts. Like my sphincter muscle. I don't know why, but it huuurts
-------------------- Being corrupted by candice since 2004
teal and orange is the way forward |
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Jun 30 2007, 08:25 AM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (gothictheysay @ Jun 30 2007, 03:54 AM) I've been blessed with lots of TMI, actually. For right now I will say my bum hurts. Like my sphincter muscle. I don't know why, but it huuurts Chairman Mao. On another note *hugs* hopes you feel better soon. There is nothing worse than a hurty bum, let me tell you. -------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Jun 30 2007, 10:13 AM
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 Carcinogenic Donkey Group: Established Members Posts: 249 Joined: 21-February 05 Member No.: 1,656 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Daria @ Jun 30 2007, 09:25 AM) There is nothing worse than a hurty bum, let me tell you. What if you had two bums and they were both ensphinctered and then both your buttsphincters were all ouchy? Would that be worse? -------------------- JERUSALEM, Israel (AP) - In response to Israel's denial of water to the West Bank, HAMAS released three cheetahs in West Jerusalem, where they went on a killing spree, mauling four Jews and injuring thirteen. TEL AVIV, Israel (AP) - Following a cheetah attack on West Jerusalem perpetrated by the majority HAMAS party, the Israeli Air Force retaliated by detonating twenty kiloton nuclear devices over Gaza City, Jenin, Nablus, Rafah, and Ramallah. ASHDOD, Israel (AP) - As a result of the atomic bombings of five Palestinian cities, a 50-foot tall reptile has woken from its million-year slumber in the Mediterranean Sea. The monster has made landfall at Ashdod and obliterated the city. Eyewitnesses report that the monster left the destroyed city heading southeast. |
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Jun 30 2007, 10:23 AM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
No. You could do orchestral parping regardless of whether they hurt or not.
-------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Jun 30 2007, 09:32 PM
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living in your basement, eating your candy hearts Group: Established Members Posts: 3,418 Joined: 23-February 04 From: cloud cuckoo land Member No.: 959 Gender: Female |
haha. And really, no chairman mao-ness! It was weird.
However - well this is TMI about my boyfriend, not me, but it's funny. After a year and a half of me spitting right after blowjobs, he's been wanting me to try to swallow. Last time I said "it's nasty! taste it!" and he's like "nooo I'll pass." The next time he asked, he said "And it's really not that bad, it's just really salty" and I looked at him and went "You actually tasted it?!" He said "I had to eventually, didn't I?" It amused me greatly. -------------------- Being corrupted by candice since 2004
teal and orange is the way forward |
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Jun 30 2007, 10:54 PM
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 Microwave your children Group: Established Members Posts: 1,082 Joined: 14-June 04 From: Hampshire, UK Member No.: 1,164 |
It's only fair though, innit? You can't go around telling people it's "not that bad" without first hand experience.
-------------------- Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All bastard.
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Jun 30 2007, 11:28 PM
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Flaps and spins on the spot Group: Established Members Posts: 2,651 Joined: 17-June 03 From: At the end of the road to nowhere.....literally! Member No.: 390 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (gothictheysay @ Jun 30 2007, 10:32 PM) haha. And really, no chairman mao-ness! It was weird. However - well this is TMI about my boyfriend, not me, but it's funny. After a year and a half of me spitting right after blowjobs, he's been wanting me to try to swallow. Last time I said "it's nasty! taste it!" and he's like "nooo I'll pass." The next time he asked, he said "And it's really not that bad, it's just really salty" and I looked at him and went "You actually tasted it?!" He said "I had to eventually, didn't I?" It amused me greatly. Swallowing is better. Spitting means the stuff has to pass over your tongue more  Just swallow and drink some water. It really isn't that bad. It's supposed to be good for ya' anyway. Lots of protein...or maybe that's the line men give to get us to swallow?!?! It's more the shock of it happening that gets me. I'm worried I might gag and lemme tell ya' that just ain't sexy!! 
-------------------- Hope confidentally, do valiantly, wait patiently!
Rather light a candle than complain about the dark! Enjoy what you have and hope for what you lack Thoughts become things, choose the good ones[/center] [center]Carpe diem |
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Jul 2 2007, 05:08 PM
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living in your basement, eating your candy hearts Group: Established Members Posts: 3,418 Joined: 23-February 04 From: cloud cuckoo land Member No.: 959 Gender: Female |
QUOTE Lots of protein...or maybe that's the line men give to get us to swallow?!?! That's what he says And yeah, I'm worried about gagging too, which is why my first instinct is "this is nasty let's get it out of my mouth!"
-------------------- Being corrupted by candice since 2004
teal and orange is the way forward |
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Jul 2 2007, 05:25 PM
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Flaps and spins on the spot Group: Established Members Posts: 2,651 Joined: 17-June 03 From: At the end of the road to nowhere.....literally! Member No.: 390 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (gothictheysay @ Jul 2 2007, 06:08 PM) QUOTE Lots of protein...or maybe that's the line men give to get us to swallow?!?! That's what he says And yeah, I'm worried about gagging too, which is why my first instinct is "this is nasty let's get it out of my mouth!"True, it's not the nicest substance in the world but it wasn't ever designed to be swallowed/tasted
-------------------- Hope confidentally, do valiantly, wait patiently!
Rather light a candle than complain about the dark! Enjoy what you have and hope for what you lack Thoughts become things, choose the good ones[/center] [center]Carpe diem |
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Jul 2 2007, 08:36 PM
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 I plug directly into my computer Group: Established Members Posts: 3,640 Joined: 18-November 04 From: Manchester Member No.: 1,488 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Pixiegoth @ Jul 2 2007, 06:25 PM) QUOTE (gothictheysay @ Jul 2 2007, 06:08 PM) QUOTE Lots of protein...or maybe that's the line men give to get us to swallow?!?! That's what he says And yeah, I'm worried about gagging too, which is why my first instinct is "this is nasty let's get it out of my mouth!"True, it's not the nicest substance in the world but it wasn't ever designed to be swallowed/tasted I've always thought some people make way too big a thing out of the taste. I've always swallowed with the guys I've been with, and I never thought it tasted unpleasant. Not a great taste, but nothing objectionable. -------------------- QUOTE (Peter Griffin) Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology. |
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Jul 3 2007, 05:25 PM
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living in your basement, eating your candy hearts Group: Established Members Posts: 3,418 Joined: 23-February 04 From: cloud cuckoo land Member No.: 959 Gender: Female |
I think it varies per person and what they've eaten, etc. as well. Also, I have a really strong sense of smell and taste that doesn't help...
-------------------- Being corrupted by candice since 2004
teal and orange is the way forward |
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Jul 3 2007, 07:32 PM
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Flaps and spins on the spot Group: Established Members Posts: 2,651 Joined: 17-June 03 From: At the end of the road to nowhere.....literally! Member No.: 390 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (CheeseMoose @ Jul 2 2007, 09:36 PM) I've always thought some people make way too big a thing out of the taste. I've always swallowed with the guys I've been with, and I never thought it tasted unpleasant. Not a great taste, but nothing objectionable. Urgh! It's not nice at all. I don't hate it but then I don't love it either. Mind you women can taste funky (love that word!) too so I guess it works both ways 
-------------------- Hope confidentally, do valiantly, wait patiently!
Rather light a candle than complain about the dark! Enjoy what you have and hope for what you lack Thoughts become things, choose the good ones[/center] [center]Carpe diem |
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Jul 3 2007, 07:53 PM
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 Faeries don't bite we just nibble a bit! Group: Moderators Posts: 1,695 Joined: 16-August 03 From: A town called Malice, England, The world Member No.: 535 Gender: Female |
It's all about avoidance girls. Get out of there quick otherwise you might end up with an eyeful instead of a mouthful!
I always find the tingly feeling that it leaves in my mouth is a bit unsettling. Or is that just me...? -------------------- If life hands you a lemon make lemonade, lace it with cyanide and then pass it around. What can I say I'm a revenge type of gal!!! Ryn
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Jul 3 2007, 11:12 PM
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Flaps and spins on the spot Group: Established Members Posts: 2,651 Joined: 17-June 03 From: At the end of the road to nowhere.....literally! Member No.: 390 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Faerieryn @ Jul 3 2007, 08:53 PM) It's all about avoidance girls. Get out of there quick otherwise you might end up with an eyeful instead of a mouthful! I always find the tingly feeling that it leaves in my mouth is a bit unsettling. Or is that just me...? Yeah that is a little weird but then have you ever done anything with a girl? That taste leaves a similar kinda after taste sensation 
-------------------- Hope confidentally, do valiantly, wait patiently!
Rather light a candle than complain about the dark! Enjoy what you have and hope for what you lack Thoughts become things, choose the good ones[/center] [center]Carpe diem |
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Jul 4 2007, 02:48 AM
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 I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Established Members Posts: 1,959 Joined: 12-May 04 From: Victoria B.C. Member No.: 1,112 Gender: Female |
Err..
I think I'll change the subject with a sunburn to my chest and shoulders. Amazing how quick oceanside + sunbeams + forgot lotion = ouch. I also am more inclined to burn places I shouldn't when nobody else is at the beach. Funny that.
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Jul 4 2007, 05:40 AM
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 Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
My brother's girlfriend moved in. His bed squeaks and she's loud. This sucks so bad.
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Jul 4 2007, 09:19 AM
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 Obsessive Group: Established Members Posts: 227 Joined: 29-March 06 From: UK Member No.: 2,292 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Righteous @ Jul 4 2007, 06:40 AM) My brother's girlfriend moved in. His bed squeaks and she's loud. This sucks so bad. Just wank off whilst they're at it, moaning as loudly as you can. Re: tasting a guy's junk; allegedly cucumber makes it taste nicer, so get your bloke to eat lots of cucumber. Apparently it does take A LOT of cucumber though. ¬_¬ |
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