 Start Your Own Rumour About Mata., he eats kittens, you know |
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 Dec 19 2005, 04:36 PM
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 I plug directly into my computer  Group: Established Members Posts: 3,640 Joined: 18-November 04 From: Manchester Member No.: 1,488 Gender: Male  |
Mata secretly made everyone on the forums have the middle name Edward, including himself.
-------------------- QUOTE (Peter Griffin) Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology. |
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Dec 19 2005, 07:52 PM
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 Worrying Group: Established Members Posts: 106 Joined: 15-October 05 Member No.: 2,064 Gender: Female |
Mata is the original Shakey-Jakey.
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This isn't heaven Not yet... ...Star_of_Lei's noob! |
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Dec 21 2005, 02:06 PM
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 Persecuted mercilessly by Fuzzy Group: Established Members Posts: 244 Joined: 19-October 05 From: Winchester Member No.: 2,075 Gender: Female |
Mata gets mince pies put on his head by strange women.
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Dec 21 2005, 04:32 PM
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 : insert cultural reference here : Group: Established Members Posts: 1,269 Joined: 9-October 05 From: Normal For Norfolk Member No.: 2,054 Gender: Female |
Mata has a secret stash of barbie dolls that he has grusomely disfigured to look like her boyfriend, Ken
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Dec 21 2005, 04:38 PM
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 'Trouble Down Pit' now online! Group: Admin Posts: 10,141 Joined: 22-February 03 From: Southern UK Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Rykan @ Dec 21 2005, 02:06 PM) Mata gets mince pies put on his head by strange women.  Only on the third Tuesday in December. -------------------- Trouble Down Pit: Still updated every Monday and Friday
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Dec 21 2005, 09:41 PM
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 Advanced Member Group: New Members Posts: 32 Joined: 15-September 05 Member No.: 2,018 Gender: Male |
I've seen Mata covered in honey and dancing with the pixies of 6 shropshire lane. This in of itself is not so unusual, but I could have sworn that the pixies were diabetic...unless....they just don't want to assiciate with me. Curse you pixies! You and you're polite, yet ultimetly cruel ways!
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We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like: "I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive..." Suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car... ... and a voice was screaming: Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals? |
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Dec 22 2005, 09:01 PM
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 Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
Mata taunts cats by wiggling his opposable thumbs at them and shouting "Ha, you b******s! try opening tins! Neeerrrrr!".
-------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Jan 3 2006, 11:40 AM
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Persecuted mercilessly by Fuzzy Group: Established Members Posts: 244 Joined: 19-October 05 From: Winchester Member No.: 2,075 Gender: Female |
Mata's mother tongue is polari.
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"I've got nature on my hands!!" "It's simple, Daleks do not do porn." |
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Jan 22 2006, 02:54 PM
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Persecuted mercilessly by Fuzzy Group: Established Members Posts: 244 Joined: 19-October 05 From: Winchester Member No.: 2,075 Gender: Female |
Mata carries a shell from the indian ocean around under his clothes.
>_> -------------------- http://www.neopets.com/refer.phtml?username=rykan - Everyone sign up! Go on, please?
"I've got nature on my hands!!" "It's simple, Daleks do not do porn." |
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Jan 24 2006, 05:31 AM
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 Take apart your head Group: Established Members Posts: 1,323 Joined: 17-January 05 From: Old Hampshire Member No.: 1,599 Gender: Male |
SPOILER WARNING:
In the last episode of 24: Day 5, Mata reveals himself as the bad guy. -------------------- |
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Jan 24 2006, 09:26 AM
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Advanced Member Group: New Members Posts: 38 Joined: 22-February 03 Member No.: 2 Gender: Male |
1) Mata secretly enjoys weaing manties.
2) Mata will beat me to death for suggesting that next time he sees me. 
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Jan 24 2006, 11:50 AM
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'Trouble Down Pit' now online! Group: Admin Posts: 10,141 Joined: 22-February 03 From: Southern UK Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
50% of that last post is accurate.
-------------------- Trouble Down Pit: Still updated every Monday and Friday
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Jan 24 2006, 12:09 PM
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 This space intentionally left blank Group: Admin Posts: 2,368 Joined: 30-March 03 From: Venta Belgarum Member No.: 203 Gender: Male |
50% eh? Lets see what I can come up with...
QUOTE (pixie @ Jan 24 2006, 09:26 AM) Seems a little harsh to me. 
-------------------- We are at war with Eastasia. We have always been at war with Eastasia. We were never at war with Eurasia. Eurasia is our ally.
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Jan 24 2006, 12:10 PM
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'Trouble Down Pit' now online! Group: Admin Posts: 10,141 Joined: 22-February 03 From: Southern UK Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
Harsh, but it's for his own good.
-------------------- Trouble Down Pit: Still updated every Monday and Friday
The Matazone Games blog The Matazone Shop The Matazone Blog The Matazone Corset Shop: Snobz corsets at 10% off their recommended price! |
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Jan 24 2006, 04:47 PM
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Persecuted mercilessly by Fuzzy Group: Established Members Posts: 244 Joined: 19-October 05 From: Winchester Member No.: 2,075 Gender: Female |
-------------------- http://www.neopets.com/refer.phtml?username=rykan - Everyone sign up! Go on, please?
"I've got nature on my hands!!" "It's simple, Daleks do not do porn." |
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Jan 24 2006, 05:33 PM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
QUOTE bought for... retirement gifts *shudder* Mata invented MANties because conventional man pants didn't have the fun lacy bits. -------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Jan 25 2006, 12:55 AM
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Persecuted mercilessly by Fuzzy Group: Established Members Posts: 244 Joined: 19-October 05 From: Winchester Member No.: 2,075 Gender: Female |
When Mata gets up in the morning he does a leap frog, then walks the dog. He sometimes does a leap frog whilst walking the dog.
Fact. -------------------- http://www.neopets.com/refer.phtml?username=rykan - Everyone sign up! Go on, please?
"I've got nature on my hands!!" "It's simple, Daleks do not do porn." |
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Jan 27 2006, 10:55 AM
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Take apart your head Group: Established Members Posts: 1,323 Joined: 17-January 05 From: Old Hampshire Member No.: 1,599 Gender: Male |
If he's running late he just leap dogs.
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Jan 27 2006, 09:28 PM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
Mata is head of the Large Red Candle Society.
-------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Jan 29 2006, 03:56 AM
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 Golden-Eyed Commander of Wishes Group: New Members Posts: 36 Joined: 4-December 05 From: Texas Member No.: 2,146 Gender: Female |
This isn't really my OWN rumor, since I heard it from someone else...but my cousin Asta says that Mata is the hottest guy around and that the two of them have some sort of e-relationship going on? and that he does figure skating in his spare time?
I dunno man, just repeating what I've heard. -------------------- I do it Girl, Interrupted style.
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Jan 29 2006, 04:11 PM
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'Trouble Down Pit' now online! Group: Admin Posts: 10,141 Joined: 22-February 03 From: Southern UK Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
It's probably just as well my girlfriend doesn't read this thread very often.
-------------------- Trouble Down Pit: Still updated every Monday and Friday
The Matazone Games blog The Matazone Shop The Matazone Blog The Matazone Corset Shop: Snobz corsets at 10% off their recommended price! |
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Jan 29 2006, 06:03 PM
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Golden-Eyed Commander of Wishes Group: New Members Posts: 36 Joined: 4-December 05 From: Texas Member No.: 2,146 Gender: Female |
hopefully Laura doesn't murder me in cold blood next time I see her.
-------------------- I do it Girl, Interrupted style.
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Jan 29 2006, 07:19 PM
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 Browncoat Group: Established Members Posts: 1,547 Joined: 18-August 05 From: Out in the black Member No.: 1,958 Gender: Female |
*shakes fist at Saratina* The first time in the past month I stop in to see what people are making up about silly Lord Mata and this is what I see. The closest thing I have to an e-relationship is drooling over Calantyr's new av.
Don't worry, I won't kill you. Mata not only figure skates, he skates in a sparkly purple outfit to the tune of "My Heart Will Go On." -------------------- Sometimes we can choose the path we follow. Sometimes our choices are made for us. And sometimes we have no choice at all. ~Morpheus, King of Dreams
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Jan 30 2006, 07:03 PM
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 ^ For gods sake kill it! Group: Established Members Posts: 1,262 Joined: 27-November 05 From: mars Member No.: 2,134 Gender: Male |
mata gets very grumpy if he doesn't watch the teletubbies every day.
 oh i forgot! he will only eat walkers crisps, and he doesn't even eat them, he throws them into his basement!!! 
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Jan 30 2006, 07:23 PM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
For every word above seven letters writen, Mata gets royalties. That is the only reason why people use big words in the Issues Forum, and why Mata likes people to use full sentences.
-------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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