 The Marriage Of Psychwardmike And His Hand. |
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 Mar 8 2005, 11:32 PM
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 I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power.  Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male  |
Right, so in light of all of the marriages going about, it sems to be that love is in the air and as such, I proposed. My hand and I have been lovers for oh these five years and we're finally going to tie the knot. You're all invited to the service, and I'll be sending out invitations to be my best man and such as will Palmela*. Check your PM boxes regularly.
And, by the way, any and all wedding gifts will be gladly accepted, but please - make them tasteful. We don't need anymore smutty frilly gloves for her. *(hee hee hee. I am teh funnay!) -------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Mar 8 2005, 11:32 PM
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 I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Banned Posts: 1,748 Joined: 19-October 04 From: Shropshire, UK. Member No.: 1,378 Gender: Male |
There's no better lover than Madam Hand and her Five Lovely Daughters eh?
EDIT: Ooo, I nearly forget. How selfish of me: *gives pack of Kleenex* -------------------- People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people.
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Mar 8 2005, 11:36 PM
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 Microwave your children Group: Established Members Posts: 1,082 Joined: 14-June 04 From: Hampshire, UK Member No.: 1,164 |
It's so beautiful. The coming together of two souls. I hope you'll be very happy together.
-------------------- Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All bastard.
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Mar 9 2005, 12:10 AM
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 F*cking with the best since 1996 Group: Established Members Posts: 2,614 Joined: 24-February 04 From: Wiltshire. UK Member No.: 962 Gender: Female |
*sniff* Aww - you guys are made for each other. No two have ever shared so much pleasure.
*gives industrial sized hand cream* Hey - if you're ever interested in a threesome I have a cheeky little hollow cardboard tube that may be interested. 
-------------------- Art should be an expression of what humanity is capable of imagining - not limited to representing that which surrounds us - Demetrios Vakras
funked)out_frog is my special Harem slave Harem count: Markslut, xkitsurabamix, Black - Wings, Candice, Moop, Daedalus, The Lorax, Franken - Sarah, Artemisia, Cath, Wyvern, Saucy Tara, PsychWardMike, JimiJimi, Fallen Element, Smiler, Korbin Dallas, laenan kite, Valerie, Faerieryn, trunk_girl26, Sir Psycho Sexy, Steam Roxxor, pgrmdave, monkey_called_narth |
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Mar 9 2005, 12:18 AM
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 Samauri Teapain Group: Established Members Posts: 2,172 Joined: 3-January 04 From: In a Cardboard box under my bed. Member No.: 844 Gender: Male |
Aren't you guys just the cutest couple! *squeems* I doubt that theres another partner out there who knows your needs quite like Hand, Mike.
*gives you a +1 sock* -------------------- @>-'--,--Cath and gothictheysay are my E-Teapotettes.@>-'--,--
Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( ) "I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell." A proud Viking never stops masturbating. Taking over Matazone Forums since 2011. |
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Mar 9 2005, 12:25 AM
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 living in your basement, eating your candy hearts Group: Established Members Posts: 3,418 Joined: 23-February 04 From: cloud cuckoo land Member No.: 959 Gender: Female |
May you have a harmonious marriage, because you're stuck *to* each other for the rest of your life!
(I am not teh funnay.) -------------------- Being corrupted by candice since 2004
teal and orange is the way forward |
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Mar 9 2005, 12:27 AM
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 ^random image of the day Group: Established Members Posts: 1,841 Joined: 20-January 05 From: online Member No.: 1,604 Gender: Male |
Right or left?
And here, take this wonderful Mary Kay hand cream. -------------------- Check it out: Make pocket change just by being online!
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Mar 9 2005, 12:49 AM
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I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
Shut up Dave. That's sick.
Sick. ...and that stuff doesn't work well... But to the rest of you, thank you! -------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Mar 9 2005, 01:57 AM
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 It's not junk in the trunk, it's precious cargo. Group: Established Members Posts: 1,644 Joined: 14-June 03 From: Seattle, Washington, USA Member No.: 380 Gender: Female |
Congrats, Mike and Palmela! Here's my gift to you two!
::hands a box of latex gloves and a jar of vasaline:: -------------------- Irish is my special e-stalker. I leave the blinds open for him. :P // I'm the designated keeper of sobreity. Jell-o Shooters anyone? // I will always have fond memories of Leo's big banana and Cheese's sexy penguin. // I am the all powerful Ish Witch! ::insert evil cackle here:: // ALL HAIL PURSTHULHU!
@_@ You will not write secret messages. You will not write secret messages... @_@  |
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Mar 9 2005, 03:44 AM
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 Empowe(red) Group: Established Members Posts: 1,588 Joined: 1-October 03 From: New York Member No.: 614 Gender: Female |
I always cry at weddings *gets all teary eyed*
-------------------- Squeaky swings and tall grass
The longest shadows ever cast The water's warm and children swim And we frolicked about in our summer skin Where I roam... |
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Mar 9 2005, 05:19 AM
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 Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
Just when I thought it was safe to go Matazoning... *Brrrrr*
 
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Mar 9 2005, 04:04 PM
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 Has gone untreated for blurriness since 1986 Group: Established Members Posts: 1,921 Joined: 3-August 03 Member No.: 505 Gender: Secret |
This is a disgusting perversion. Burn the handosexuals!
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Mar 9 2005, 05:32 PM
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I'm afraid I'm back. Group: Established Members Posts: 3,389 Joined: 23-September 04 From: Cambridge Member No.: 1,308 Gender: Male |
When I first saw this topic I thought it was a joke. Now, I still think it's a joke.
But now I wish you two (or one, I'm not sure) the best of luck in the future... a future without paper cuts or broken wrists. -------------------- |
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Mar 9 2005, 06:49 PM
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It's not junk in the trunk, it's precious cargo. Group: Established Members Posts: 1,644 Joined: 14-June 03 From: Seattle, Washington, USA Member No.: 380 Gender: Female |
Have you chosen a date yet? And who will Palmela be choosing as her maids of honor?
-------------------- Irish is my special e-stalker. I leave the blinds open for him. :P // I'm the designated keeper of sobreity. Jell-o Shooters anyone? // I will always have fond memories of Leo's big banana and Cheese's sexy penguin. // I am the all powerful Ish Witch! ::insert evil cackle here:: // ALL HAIL PURSTHULHU!
@_@ You will not write secret messages. You will not write secret messages... @_@ |
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Mar 9 2005, 09:00 PM
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 Faeries don't bite we just nibble a bit! Group: Moderators Posts: 1,695 Joined: 16-August 03 From: A town called Malice, England, The world Member No.: 535 Gender: Female |
OOOOH Me!!!! I'd love to be a bridesmaid. I know I don't know you guys too well but I can bring spangles!!!
-------------------- If life hands you a lemon make lemonade, lace it with cyanide and then pass it around. What can I say I'm a revenge type of gal!!! Ryn
Wearing a large shiny tag around neck "Uncullable Faerie" Official S P A N G L E R and self proclaimed protector of Tribe Wyvern- OOh Sparkly!! Proud leader of the Super Spangler Squad. Me and Stardust wil spangle your a$$!! |
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Mar 9 2005, 09:48 PM
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 Lord of the Keys Group: Established Members Posts: 2,197 Joined: 1-October 04 From: Wonderful-smelling dwelling in French-Canada Member No.: 1,329 Gender: Female |
Next thing you know, people'll be allowed to e-marry insane things. Like....aliens! Or...erm...similarly grotesque and inhuman entities!
Congratulations to you both, though. Noble pioneers got this sort of thing as well, but look how well America turned out. *Nervous laughter all around* -------------------- can I kiss your dopamine? In a way I wonder if she's living in a magazine |
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Mar 10 2005, 01:59 AM
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 o_O Group: Established Members Posts: 2,160 Joined: 10-August 04 From: ......I'm right behind you. Can't you see me? Member No.: 1,229 Gender: Female |
You know I NEED to take part in this one
*cough*bestman*cough*Oh, and I brought a gift. *hands Mike a lacy wristguard. Langerie style* Just to make sure she doesn't strain herself too much on the wedding night
-------------------- The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return -Moulin Rouge
"Religion is a finger pointing ot the moon, but some people confuse the finger with the moon." Truth is subjectivity - Kierkegaard "I don't know anything; I never knew anything, but now I know I don't know" "The important thing isn't to know Jesus, Mohamed or Buddah, but to know what they know" |
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Mar 10 2005, 02:55 AM
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 Daaaaaaaaaaaaaang Group: Established Members Posts: 1,197 Joined: 29-December 03 From: Wiggleton Member No.: 829 Gender: Female |
Can I be the creepy uncle that shows up drunk?
-------------------- If the world collapses and we find ourselves closer together I'm convinced it would be positive.
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Mar 10 2005, 01:01 PM
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 Destructogirl... Group: Moderators Posts: 1,547 Joined: 11-March 03 From: Innsmouth Member No.: 124 Gender: Female |
Oooh, congrats to you and Palmela, Mother Fist and her Five daughters have certainly done well for themselves honey
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Mar 11 2005, 10:07 PM
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 sesquipedalian Group: Established Members Posts: 717 Joined: 3-February 04 From: der Mond Member No.: 915 Gender: Secret |
[le pout] Mike, I lapse off the boards for a couple days, and I find you run off on me! For shame. Some wife you are. *sniff*
^^ -------------------- -Grammar Nazi-quotes of the yesterday
It is only in his work that an artist can find reality and satisfaction, for the actual world is less intense than the world of his invention and consequently his life, without recourse to violent disorder, does not seem very substantial. -Tennessee Williams |
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Mar 11 2005, 10:49 PM
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Lord of the Keys Group: Established Members Posts: 2,197 Joined: 1-October 04 From: Wonderful-smelling dwelling in French-Canada Member No.: 1,329 Gender: Female |
Can I clothe the wedding party? *itches to make a wedding dress for a hand*
-------------------- can I kiss your dopamine? In a way I wonder if she's living in a magazine |
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