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post May 8 2006, 07:12 PM
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QUOTE (PsychWardMike @ May 8 2006, 11:49 AM) *
Anyway... Cand, that's kinda weird, don't you think? Is your beau's spitting trouser snake an actual spitting snake? huh.gif

It's not him. It's me that is the weird one. I'm allergic to semen.


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post May 8 2006, 07:13 PM
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edit: I didn't read cand's post properly. Nevermind.


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Not really tmi, but Gothic angel, is your avatar "Death" from Sandman???


No idea. It's pretty! And looks vaguely like me. I think Cath had a similar one for a while though. Ask her?

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post May 8 2006, 07:25 PM
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QUOTE (PsychWardMike @ May 8 2006, 02:49 PM) *
Heh. I know, Lolo... isn't it awesome?

Anyway... Cand, that's kinda weird, don't you think? Is your beau's spitting trouser snake an actual spitting snake? huh.gif

Anyway, something too much information... um... save last night, I've masturbated to nothing but the thought of giving head to a man for two and a half weeks straight. I need a boyfriend.


It's not weird if she's got an allergy to semen.

hmm...now for TMI...Oh!

I've officially become one of the horniest people ever. Yeah, I need a boyfriend too. wink.gif


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post May 8 2006, 09:16 PM
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post May 8 2006, 10:26 PM
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post May 9 2006, 03:09 AM
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Poor gothictheysay!

I didn't know there was such thing as an allergy to semen. What of t3h sex?

Anyway, I've been walking around with a hard on for seven hours now.


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post May 9 2006, 04:43 AM
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QUOTE (PsychWardMike @ May 8 2006, 08:09 PM) *
I didn't know there was such thing as an allergy to semen. What of t3h sex?

Yep. Google it. You'll find stuff about the causes and treatments. Some women get blisters, which sounds pretty freaking unpleasant to me.


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post May 9 2006, 05:41 PM
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QUOTE ({Gothic Angel} @ May 8 2006, 08:13 PM) *

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Not really tmi, but Gothic angel, is your avatar "Death" from Sandman???


No idea. It's pretty! And looks vaguely like me. I think Cath had a similar one for a while though. Ask her?





Yup it is Death SMEXY isn't she. My Death pic's will probably return but I'm liking my porn star at the moment biggrin.gif

Hmmm........ TMI??? I just farted....


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post May 9 2006, 05:56 PM
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I've officially become one of the horniest people ever.


Me too! I'll screw you, Ange! laugh.gif

In all seriousness - exam stress = total lack of self control. I keep being unable to resist thinking about sex, and unable to resist eating lots of bad-for-me things. I'm terrible.


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post May 9 2006, 09:07 PM
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QUOTE ({Gothic Angel} @ May 7 2006, 07:57 AM) *
I have little red spots all over the top of my chest and they won't go away. They are fricken annoying.


I feel your pain. I get those quite a lot during the summer and after taking hot showers, but they usually vanish after a while.


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post May 10 2006, 02:38 AM
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post May 10 2006, 09:11 PM
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I just plucked a thin leg hair that was nearly three-quarters of an inch long. I definitely need to shave my legs more during the winter.


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post May 10 2006, 09:14 PM
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QUOTE (Astarael @ May 10 2006, 02:11 PM) *
I just plucked a thin leg hair that was nearly three-quarters of an inch long. I definitely need to shave my legs more during the winter.

Only 3/4 of an inch long? Mine has been growing all semester because I don't have time to shave while in school and I think they're nearing an inch and 1/4. lol

We should start a leg hair growing thing like Mata's beard growing thing awhile back. *nods*


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post May 10 2006, 09:24 PM
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I might get some entertaining results, but most of my leg hair just quietly falls out before it gets to be an inch long. I'll keep an eye on it, though.


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post May 14 2006, 09:56 AM
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Ahhh oh well. I ended up having enough time before work yesterday to take a shower that included the shaving of my legs. It's cool how when you don't have time to shave them all the time how much more the smooth sensation appears to be once you do shave them.

On a side note I feel like I'm going to vomit, yay. dry.gif


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post May 14 2006, 06:25 PM
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Definitely. It's absolutely lovely to experience the silky feel and realize how hairy they'd gotten while I wasn't paying attention.


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post May 14 2006, 06:45 PM
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Went to the hospital today and the man wanted to inspect my legs so I removed my tights only to discover that I'd forgotten to shave my legs for the past week and they were all stubbly. Poor man. He also had the joy of staring up my snotty nose - yum.


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post May 14 2006, 06:54 PM
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I've been working on a huge-ass zit on my inner thigh. I finally got it, but found that apparently there's a lot more still inside. It'll take me a while, but I'm determined to squeeze it dry.

Also, I've been a bit sick and coughing up mucus mixed with blood. It's awesome.


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post May 14 2006, 08:58 PM
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QUOTE (LoLo @ May 14 2006, 10:56 AM) *
Ahhh oh well. I ended up having enough time before work yesterday to take a shower that included the shaving of my legs. It's cool how when you don't have time to shave them all the time how much more the smooth sensation appears to be once you do shave them.

I love that too, it's so satisfying.

I had a bath today, and there was alot of grass left in the bottom once I had drained out the water.
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post May 14 2006, 11:36 PM
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Damn grass. I like wearing jeans for days on end and have very few pairs of trousers anyway so I have to wear them for long periods. But I think I'll have to wash these because of all the grass stains I've got over them.

Theres a fair bit of blood too but lets not go into that.


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post May 15 2006, 12:04 AM
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QUOTE (LoLo @ May 10 2006, 10:14 PM) *
We should start a leg hair growing thing like Mata's beard growing thing awhile back. *nods*


I will so own you all. Let's include armpits too, huh?

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post May 15 2006, 12:14 AM
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QUOTE (Daria @ May 14 2006, 01:58 PM) *
I had a bath today, and there was alot of grass left in the bottom once I had drained out the water.
*snigger*


QUOTE (MrTeapot @ May 14 2006, 04:36 PM) *
Damn grass. I like wearing jeans for days on end and have very few pairs of trousers anyway so I have to wear them for long periods. But I think I'll have to wash these because of all the grass stains I've got over them.

Hmmmmmmmmmm....


Anyway, I am so in on the leg hair growing contest. The last time I can remember shaving my legs was in January. evil.gif


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post May 15 2006, 12:32 AM
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I would beat anyone, not including single wax strip that was used on me last summer, I've been growing my leg hair since puberty.


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post May 15 2006, 08:42 PM
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No fair. Guys naturally have hairier legs. tongue.gif


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post May 15 2006, 08:49 PM
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Your mom has naturally hairier legs.

Pwned.


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