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 Feb 15 2006, 09:04 PM
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 I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power.  Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male  |
I stole it, roasted it, and ate it.
Suprisingly creamy, really. -------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Feb 16 2006, 02:21 AM
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 I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Banned Posts: 1,748 Joined: 19-October 04 From: Shropshire, UK. Member No.: 1,378 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (PsychWardMike @ Feb 15 2006, 10:04 PM) I stole it, roasted it, and ate it. Suprisingly creamy, really.  Oh my God, what I wouldn't give to see you without your f__king mojo, stud. Language please - your dear friend Mod Lo, that sounds cool I think I'll name a band that. -------------------- People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people.
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Feb 16 2006, 04:04 PM
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 o_O Group: Established Members Posts: 2,160 Joined: 10-August 04 From: ......I'm right behind you. Can't you see me? Member No.: 1,229 Gender: Female |
Cold, day 467 (Really, by this point I've lost count.)
I'm starting to practially drown in my own phlem, as I'm coughing, sneezing and blowing it out of me all the time. Not to mention, I just got done throwing up chunks of potatoes from breakfast, and guess what they were covered in. That's right, more phlem. Great to be me, isn't it? And now I get to go do a speech! (not really TMI, but I feel it brings the entire experience together.) -------------------- The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return -Moulin Rouge
"Religion is a finger pointing ot the moon, but some people confuse the finger with the moon." Truth is subjectivity - Kierkegaard "I don't know anything; I never knew anything, but now I know I don't know" "The important thing isn't to know Jesus, Mohamed or Buddah, but to know what they know" |
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Feb 18 2006, 10:04 AM
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 : P> Group: Moderators Posts: 2,352 Joined: 5-March 04 From: Derby Member No.: 991 Gender: Secret |
Typically I've managed to be ill on my birthday (that's today). I ended up waking up at 2am and managing the most disappointing vomitage ever.
*huuuuurgh* *blorph* *cough* *spits out about 2 tablespoons of puke* All that build up and stomach pain and that's it? One can't help but feel ripped off. Yay! We're back to bodily fluids. Just for the record, that's a guess. Actually measuring would be way too gross. -------------------- I am Candice's asw emo e-husband, real life actual husband and all around awesome person, Funked)Out_Frogg's e-paramour. Snugglebum's harem slave. Candice and gothictheysay are my e-pimps.
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Feb 18 2006, 11:30 AM
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 Super advanced member Group: Established Members Posts: 63 Joined: 29-January 06 From: Lancaster UK. Member No.: 2,216 Gender: Transgender |
The problem with kayaking is repeatedly getting cold water in your ears. Mine are very skanky at the moment. They're currently producing a creamy green discharge that smells like Edam cheese and wet dogs.
-------------------- "Do the thing you fear, the death of fear is certain." - R Sankaranarayanan
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Feb 18 2006, 05:27 PM
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 Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
I remembered this just today. One time I went outside to smoke and saw my brother and one of his friends peering into my brother's room where one of our friends was having sex with his girlfriend. Confident in the knowledge that they wouldn't see us, we watched the two of them go at it. It stopped being erotic after the first minute or so and became strangely funny. We were discussing it like commentators on ESPN, "Oh, wow. Look at her go. Okay, position change...Go for it, dude!" THey moved away from the windo for a reason that now escapes me. When I turned back to the window, I missed the big finish. The next day, we told our friend and he couldn't help laughing.
-------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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 Feb 18 2006, 05:37 PM
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 Crossing the thin line that seperates hyper from mentally ill. Group: New Members Posts: 30 Joined: 18-February 06 Member No.: 2,244 Gender: Female |
I bite the skin off my fingertips. Except now I had dental work done and have to wait at least another year before I can continue. Briefly parted, soon united, eh?
-------------------- And my crystal tears fall, like so many broken spirits. A raven gazes at me from its perch in a dead tree. It lets out bloodcurdling caw, chilling me to the bone. I take no notice of my surroundings, though. I am too wrought with grief. Why did my cheese run away?!
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 Feb 18 2006, 05:41 PM
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Crossing the thin line that seperates hyper from mentally ill. Group: New Members Posts: 30 Joined: 18-February 06 Member No.: 2,244 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (moop @ Feb 18 2006, 04:04 AM) Typically I've managed to be ill on my birthday (that's today). I ended up waking up at 2am and managing the most disappointing vomitage ever. *huuuuurgh* *blorph* *cough* *spits out about 2 tablespoons of puke* All that build up and stomach pain and that's it? One can't help but feel ripped off. Yay! We're back to bodily fluids. Just for the record, that's a guess. Actually measuring would be way too gross. hapy birthday. just for the record, it's not that gross to measure puke. *not that I've ever done it* *eyes shift* -------------------- And my crystal tears fall, like so many broken spirits. A raven gazes at me from its perch in a dead tree. It lets out bloodcurdling caw, chilling me to the bone. I take no notice of my surroundings, though. I am too wrought with grief. Why did my cheese run away?!
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Feb 18 2006, 05:53 PM
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 Daaaaaaaaaaaaaang Group: Established Members Posts: 1,197 Joined: 29-December 03 From: Wiggleton Member No.: 829 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Righteous @ Feb 18 2006, 12:27 PM) I remembered this just today. One time I went outside to smoke and saw my brother and one of his friends peering into my brother's room where one of our friends was having sex with his girlfriend. Confident in the knowledge that they wouldn't see us, we watched the two of them go at it. It stopped being erotic after the first minute or so and became strangely funny. We were discussing it like commentators on ESPN, "Oh, wow. Look at her go. Okay, position change...Go for it, dude!" THey moved away from the windo for a reason that now escapes me. When I turned back to the window, I missed the big finish. The next day, we told our friend and he couldn't help laughing.  That's probably the first time I've actually been sickened reading this thread. Way to go. -------------------- If the world collapses and we find ourselves closer together I'm convinced it would be positive.
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Feb 18 2006, 06:54 PM
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 Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (EvilSpoon @ Feb 18 2006, 09:53 AM) That's probably the first time I've actually been sickened reading this thread. Way to go. Ditto. Eep at peeking at your friends. I could never, ever do that. I would run away screaming. Does his girlfriend know you were looking? Also...ROBBYKINS! If you are reading this, stop being a perv and peeping on us all the time! Join the forums if you want to be a perv. 
-------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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Feb 19 2006, 02:45 AM
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 Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
I have way too much sex drive at the moment and no one to drive with. Damnit.
One of my friends came out with "I can launch a ping-pong ball at least a metre into the air" as the first thing she said when woken up after crashing out drunk one evening. After us quizzing her about it, she finaly gave in and explained that she had experimented and had learnt to launch one from her vagina, into the air, and catch it in her hand. Why she even tried in the first place, or why she said it as the first thing in the morning, is still a mystery. We decided not to press the matter. -------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Feb 19 2006, 11:20 AM
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 Dirty Laundry Group: Established Members Posts: 3,191 Joined: 7-January 05 From: By London Member No.: 1,573 Gender: Female |
I have had a horrible cough for about 3 weeks now and I keep on coughing up whole lumps of phlegm. But it's all hard and funny. And then this morning I coughed up black phlegm. o_0
-------------------- Emma <3 James <3
"Music is a moral law. It gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, a charm to sadness, gaiety and life to everything. It is the essence of order, and leads to all that is good, just and beautiful, of which it is the invisible, but nevertheless dazzling, passionate, and eternal form." - Plato |
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Feb 19 2006, 02:09 PM
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 Samauri Teapain Group: Established Members Posts: 2,172 Joined: 3-January 04 From: In a Cardboard box under my bed. Member No.: 844 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Daria @ Feb 19 2006, 02:45 AM) One of my friends came out with "I can launch a ping-pong ball at least a metre into the air" as the first thing she said when woken up after crashing out drunk one evening. After us quizzing her about it, she finaly gave in and explained that she had experimented and had learnt to launch one from her vagina, into the air, and catch it in her hand. Why she even tried in the first place, or why she said it as the first thing in the morning, is still a mystery. We decided not to press the matter. My old Head Girl at college could do that. I've seen her do it, it was pretty impressive. -------------------- @>-'--,--Cath and gothictheysay are my E-Teapotettes.@>-'--,--
Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( ) "I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell." A proud Viking never stops masturbating. Taking over Matazone Forums since 2011. |
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Feb 19 2006, 02:36 PM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
It was just a little odd coming from her- she is one of those quiet types who usualy doesn't say much in conversation, especialy of this nature.
-------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Feb 20 2006, 04:06 PM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (candice @ Feb 18 2006, 01:54 PM) Does his girlfriend know you were looking? Don't know. Don't care. They broke up a few months ago and I haven't seen her since. -------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Feb 20 2006, 05:20 PM
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 Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Daria @ Feb 19 2006, 06:36 AM) It was just a little odd coming from her- she is one of those quiet types who usualy doesn't say much in conversation, especialy of this nature. Didn't know you know those are the types that do strange things like that? The quiet types are usually some of the strangest and cool people you'll ever know. For example I once new this shy girl who admitted to using a toy lightsaber in a naughty way. --------------------  Being Pimped By Aries Since 2003 |
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Feb 20 2006, 06:46 PM
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 Browncoat Group: Established Members Posts: 1,547 Joined: 18-August 05 From: Out in the black Member No.: 1,958 Gender: Female |
I had an obnoxious popcorn kernel stuck between two of my molars all day when no-one had any floss or toothpicks and I couldn't quite pull it out. Finally it annoyed me so much that I bit off a long sharp dead fingernail and used it to pull out the kernel. Then I accidentally swallowed the fingernail.
-------------------- Sometimes we can choose the path we follow. Sometimes our choices are made for us. And sometimes we have no choice at all. ~Morpheus, King of Dreams
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Feb 20 2006, 09:41 PM
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I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (LoLo @ Feb 20 2006, 05:20 PM) Didn't know you know those are the types that do strange things like that? The quiet types are usually some of the strangest and cool people you'll ever know. For example I once new this shy girl who admitted to using a toy lightsaber in a naughty way. That was me. -------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Feb 20 2006, 10:27 PM
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o_O Group: Established Members Posts: 2,160 Joined: 10-August 04 From: ......I'm right behind you. Can't you see me? Member No.: 1,229 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (PsychWardMike @ Feb 20 2006, 04:41 PM) QUOTE (LoLo @ Feb 20 2006, 05:20 PM) Didn't know you know those are the types that do strange things like that? The quiet types are usually some of the strangest and cool people you'll ever know. For example I once new this shy girl who admitted to using a toy lightsaber in a naughty way. That was me. And me. My parents still think I've never done anything with boys. hmm, a few weeks ago I was fooling around outside, and when we had finished, I had 'stuff' all over my hand and no way to clean it up, so I wiped it on a nearby mailtruck >.> -------------------- The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return -Moulin Rouge
"Religion is a finger pointing ot the moon, but some people confuse the finger with the moon." Truth is subjectivity - Kierkegaard "I don't know anything; I never knew anything, but now I know I don't know" "The important thing isn't to know Jesus, Mohamed or Buddah, but to know what they know" |
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Feb 21 2006, 01:26 AM
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 Professionally Unprofessional Group: Established Members Posts: 1,558 Joined: 4-September 03 From: Suburbs of D.C. Member No.: 580 Gender: Secret |
Two words: NEW BRAS!
YIPEE!!!! They fit absolutley perfectly 
-------------------- Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things that escape those who dream by night
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Feb 21 2006, 05:56 PM
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 I'm an inefficient bear. Maul. Group: Established Members Posts: 1,968 Joined: 21-June 03 From: carlinville illinois Member No.: 408 Gender: Female |
ok... i got the birth control shot back in april.. then i didnt have my period for 10 mounths..... not im having it every two weeks... what the hell is going on??
befor... my period was very light and i had a 6 week cycle, no cramps, and it only lasted 2 days. now, 2 week cycle, i cant move, and it lasts a week. -------------------- ATTACK SLOTH! It's gonna get you... eventually. |
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Feb 21 2006, 06:55 PM
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 I've been brainwashed Group: Admin Posts: 4,120 Joined: 10-August 03 From: Cheshire Member No.: 526 Gender: Secret |
Your menstral cycle doesn't stay the same all your life I'm not sure about it changing the drastically though.
-------------------- How would you feel about life if Death was your older sister? You're only young once but you can stay immature indefinetly!!!!
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Feb 21 2006, 09:48 PM
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Browncoat Group: Established Members Posts: 1,547 Joined: 18-August 05 From: Out in the black Member No.: 1,958 Gender: Female |
When I was stirring chocolate chunks and butter to make brownie filling for my orgasm-in-your-mouth cream cheese brownies, I thought of this thread and suddenly realized the chocolate chunks looked a bit like dog turds.
-------------------- Sometimes we can choose the path we follow. Sometimes our choices are made for us. And sometimes we have no choice at all. ~Morpheus, King of Dreams
I am a leaf on the wind. See me soar. |
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Feb 22 2006, 05:57 AM
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I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
I had a splitting headache and bad chest cold today. I masturbated anyway. And the headache went away. It was cool.
Chest cold's still there, though. And I've a lead role in the musical. Great. -------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Feb 22 2006, 06:10 AM
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o_O Group: Established Members Posts: 2,160 Joined: 10-August 04 From: ......I'm right behind you. Can't you see me? Member No.: 1,229 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (monkey_called_narth @ Feb 21 2006, 12:56 PM) ok... i got the birth control shot back in april.. then i didnt have my period for 10 mounths..... not im having it every two weeks... what the hell is going on?? befor... my period was very light and i had a 6 week cycle, no cramps, and it only lasted 2 days. now, 2 week cycle, i cant move, and it lasts a week. If it's your first time taking the shot, this reaciton is probably your body readjusting to the change in hormones. Beyond that....... I've got rather long hair (on my head, you sickos <.<), so it makes some things rather difficult, such as certain aspects of fooling around. It tends to get stuck in my mouth. Yes, I think that's as far as I need to go there 
-------------------- The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return -Moulin Rouge
"Religion is a finger pointing ot the moon, but some people confuse the finger with the moon." Truth is subjectivity - Kierkegaard "I don't know anything; I never knew anything, but now I know I don't know" "The important thing isn't to know Jesus, Mohamed or Buddah, but to know what they know" |
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