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 Dec 11 2007, 03:19 AM
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 If my woman were a fire...  Group: Established Members Posts: 3,328 Joined: 14-November 04 From: hole-in-the-ground, Texas Member No.: 1,473 Gender: Female  |
Recently I've been sweating...like, a ton. To the point to where by the time I leave the house in the morning I already have pit stains.
Or well, I should say a pit stain... It's only under one arm. At least it's not horrible smelling? -------------------- Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame. Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues. You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real. |
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Dec 11 2007, 10:24 PM
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 Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Izzy @ Dec 11 2007, 12:15 AM)  Because you liked them so much or because they were disgusting? Because they are the antichrist of mashed potatoes. Proper mash should include cream, butter, pepper, and either a dash of mayonnaise or wholegrain mustard. And perhaps some savoy cabbage. And some sausages. And gravy. You see where I'm going here. My TMI? Well lubricated poop. -------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Dec 16 2007, 09:32 AM
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 I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
Well I have a friend who's been flirting with me for a good long while now and she called me at two a.m. to hang out. So I walked the fifteen minute walk in the damned cold, got there and basically watched her do craiglist intersparsed with little bits of making out.
I left... unsatisfied, and now I'm surrounded by roommates. The pressure's getting to me. -------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Dec 16 2007, 02:45 PM
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 samazon Group: Established Members Posts: 900 Joined: 7-April 03 From: Mississippi Member No.: 234 Gender: Female |
Unsatisfied is the story of my life at the moment.
*pat pat* Feel your pain. -------------------- I saw you, Walt Whitman, childless, lonely old grubber, poking among the meats in the refrigerator and eyeing the grocery boys. I heard you asking questions of each: Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my Angel? Ginsberg
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Dec 16 2007, 05:57 PM
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 Lord of the Keys Group: Established Members Posts: 2,197 Joined: 1-October 04 From: Wonderful-smelling dwelling in French-Canada Member No.: 1,329 Gender: Female |
I accidentally dusted with my breasts this morning.
-------------------- can I kiss your dopamine? In a way I wonder if she's living in a magazine |
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Dec 18 2007, 10:46 PM
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I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
I have now hit the one week mark of no self gratification. The shakes have set in.
-------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Dec 18 2007, 11:54 PM
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 o_O Group: Established Members Posts: 2,160 Joined: 10-August 04 From: ......I'm right behind you. Can't you see me? Member No.: 1,229 Gender: Female |
I've been talking to a friend of mine for a little while now, and I tend to go and talk in one of the small, window-filled study rooms when I do because I don't want my room mates to overhear.
Well, the other night, things got a bit....interesting, and I got my 'phone sex cherry' popped. In that window-filled study. It was a good night =) And as a PS, I saw my room mate's friend in there studying the next day and just burst into laughter. -------------------- The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return -Moulin Rouge
"Religion is a finger pointing ot the moon, but some people confuse the finger with the moon." Truth is subjectivity - Kierkegaard "I don't know anything; I never knew anything, but now I know I don't know" "The important thing isn't to know Jesus, Mohamed or Buddah, but to know what they know" |
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Dec 22 2007, 05:19 PM
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 living in your basement, eating your candy hearts Group: Established Members Posts: 3,418 Joined: 23-February 04 From: cloud cuckoo land Member No.: 959 Gender: Female |
welcome to the fun-filled world of phone sex, ange!
 so, uh, I've decided only a musicky computer geek would be in the middle of 69ing and have this happen: Him: I want some music. Me: (on top) Uh... yeah... but this is kind of a difficult position to get back into... Him: Nah, we can Me:... okay Him: *hops over to computer* Hmm... let's see... I need to install Winamp again Me: *forehead smack; time goes by* you still gonna want to do this by the time you get winamp installed over there? Him: *nods very enthusiastically* So, yeah, he just really needed some music. So after that was done, we could continue. I just found it hilariously ridiculous. -------------------- Being corrupted by candice since 2004
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Dec 22 2007, 11:05 PM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (gothictheysay @ Dec 22 2007, 05:19 PM) welcome to the fun-filled world of phone sex, ange! so, uh, I've decided only a musicky computer geek would be in the middle of 69ing and have this happen: Him: I want some music. Me: (on top) Uh... yeah... but this is kind of a difficult position to get back into... Him: Nah, we can Me:... okay Him: *hops over to computer* Hmm... let's see... I need to install Winamp again Me: *forehead smack; time goes by* you still gonna want to do this by the time you get winamp installed over there? Him: *nods very enthusiastically* So, yeah, he just really needed some music. So after that was done, we could continue. I just found it hilariously ridiculous. Ha. I have TOTALLY been in that position before (having to put on music and taking ages thanks to the computer crashing/ not being able to decide what we want) (excuse the pun). Yeah. *jizzhands* -------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Dec 22 2007, 11:56 PM
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 'Trouble Down Pit' now online! Group: Admin Posts: 10,141 Joined: 22-February 03 From: Southern UK Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
@jizzhands: euw.
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The Matazone Games blog The Matazone Shop The Matazone Blog The Matazone Corset Shop: Snobz corsets at 10% off their recommended price! |
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Dec 23 2007, 12:36 AM
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 happy.. sad.. happy Group: Established Members Posts: 636 Joined: 11-December 04 From: London Member No.: 1,536 Gender: Male |
QUOTE Yeah. *jizzhands* According to my dictionary of profanity, 'doing a spiderman' is when you find post masturbatory cum on your hands you flick it off doing a spiderman web slinging motion. Fun fun! tmi from me? hmm.. I am not to good at this thread... Took a lot of tissue paper after I went to the toilet today. Does that count? It will have to. -------------------- "I'm an introvert, I think you're wonderful and I like you, but please now shush"
"Science is just organised common sense" "All generalizations are dangerous, even this one." "You are unique, just like everybody else." |
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Dec 23 2007, 02:46 AM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
I recently smelt my phone (don't ask me why) and it smelt like sex. I haven't the foggiest as towards an explanation.
-------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Dec 23 2007, 03:46 AM
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Lord of the Keys Group: Established Members Posts: 2,197 Joined: 1-October 04 From: Wonderful-smelling dwelling in French-Canada Member No.: 1,329 Gender: Female |
Narcoleptic phone masturbation?
-------------------- can I kiss your dopamine? In a way I wonder if she's living in a magazine |
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Dec 23 2007, 11:24 AM
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 I plug directly into my computer Group: Established Members Posts: 3,640 Joined: 18-November 04 From: Manchester Member No.: 1,488 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (elphaba2 @ Dec 23 2007, 03:46 AM) Narcoleptic phone masturbation? Best three word post ever. er... TMI I have family round so my 13 year old cousin was in my other bunk. (yes, I have bunk beds, 'cos I'm cool) I don't think he realised how much the bed shakes if you make fast repetitive movements. Or maybe he thought I was asleep >.< -------------------- QUOTE (Peter Griffin) Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology. |
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Dec 23 2007, 11:39 AM
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 : P> Group: Moderators Posts: 2,352 Joined: 5-March 04 From: Derby Member No.: 991 Gender: Secret |
Top or bottom bunk?
You should have kicked them if they were on the top. -------------------- I am Candice's asw emo e-husband, real life actual husband and all around awesome person, Funked)Out_Frogg's e-paramour. Snugglebum's harem slave. Candice and gothictheysay are my e-pimps.
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Dec 23 2007, 12:35 PM
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I plug directly into my computer Group: Established Members Posts: 3,640 Joined: 18-November 04 From: Manchester Member No.: 1,488 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (moop @ Dec 23 2007, 11:39 AM) Top or bottom bunk? You should have kicked them if they were on the top. They were on the top one. I was gonna kick him, or otherwise remind him I was there, but I went to sleep instead. -------------------- QUOTE (Peter Griffin) Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology. |
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Dec 23 2007, 12:45 PM
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 dream to make believe Group: Established Members Posts: 2,522 Joined: 12-January 04 From: England Member No.: 863 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (CheeseMoose @ Dec 23 2007, 12:35 PM) QUOTE (moop @ Dec 23 2007, 11:39 AM) Top or bottom bunk? You should have kicked them if they were on the top. They were on the top one. I was gonna kick him, or otherwise remind him I was there, but I went to sleep instead. So it was more soothing than sea sickness inducing then?  I have no TMI, I'm squeaky clean and innocent 
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Dec 23 2007, 01:21 PM
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 I've been brainwashed Group: Admin Posts: 4,120 Joined: 10-August 03 From: Cheshire Member No.: 526 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (Daria @ Dec 22 2007, 11:05 PM) Yeah. *jizzhands* So is that like Jazzhands but stickyer? Erm.... tmi........ I've had REALLY crusty snot for a few weeks now crusty to the point of painfull and needs to be removed regularly...... -------------------- How would you feel about life if Death was your older sister? You're only young once but you can stay immature indefinetly!!!!
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Dec 23 2007, 06:43 PM
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If my woman were a fire... Group: Established Members Posts: 3,328 Joined: 14-November 04 From: hole-in-the-ground, Texas Member No.: 1,473 Gender: Female |
Daria, I have to admit that I'm morbidly curious as to why you were smelling the phone.
Well this bit isn't really TMI, but I thought it would be ammusing. I went Half-streaking in my bra and undies through my front yard during a blizzard yesterday. I then tackled my ex-boyfriend as I came in through the front door again. Possible TMI is that I think he thinks my friends and I didn't notice his hard-on afterwards. (Bra and undie set: $30 Snow Boots for running: $20 Getting embaressing revenge on an ex: Priceless....) -------------------- Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame. Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues. You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real. |
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Dec 23 2007, 08:49 PM
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I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
You ruthless girl, you.
Anyway, my shoes smell rancid. Like a skunk had a three way with a pile of manure and some armpits. They reek. So I bought some spray that is supposed to eliminate odor, but no. It just smells like old rancid sunscreen. So for a while I was walking in shoes so horribly pungent I could barely stand it. Long story short? Dr. Scholl's Odor Destroyer shoe inserts. And was this the first time my TMI wasn't about spanking it? -------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Dec 23 2007, 11:59 PM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ Dec 23 2007, 06:43 PM) Daria, I have to admit that I'm morbidly curious as to why you were smelling the phone. Because it was near my nose. Yeah, not much of an explanation... -------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Dec 24 2007, 12:23 AM
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 ^ For gods sake kill it! Group: Established Members Posts: 1,262 Joined: 27-November 05 From: mars Member No.: 2,134 Gender: Male |
Not quite with it here, what is 'phone sex?'
It's ok to tell me i am 15. -------------------- I have Facebook
click here, here or here to improve my city. free cookies! 92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you are part of the 8% who still listen to real music, put this in your sig. (\__/) (='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into (")_(") your signature to help him gain world domination. It's not my bunny, I got it somewhere else. |
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Dec 24 2007, 12:37 PM
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 Super advanced member Group: Established Members Posts: 87 Joined: 22-November 06 From: W.Mids, UK Member No.: 2,935 Gender: Female |
My period came late. Which means I'll be on a long haul flight to Florida with really bad cramps. For seven hours...added to my usual illness pains. *cries* hahahaha...
-------------------- Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers. |
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Dec 24 2007, 01:30 PM
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 Germany > Spain... Group: Established Members Posts: 2,255 Joined: 7-January 06 From: Orlando Member No.: 2,184 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (michael1384 @ Dec 23 2007, 07:23 PM) Not quite with it here, what is 'phone sex?' It's ok to tell me i am 15. Are you serious? It's, well, I guess you just talk about what your doing on the phone, like, "Oh yeah... I'm [insert dirty stuff here]." http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=phone+sex --------------------  |
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Dec 24 2007, 01:45 PM
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^ For gods sake kill it! Group: Established Members Posts: 1,262 Joined: 27-November 05 From: mars Member No.: 2,134 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Izzy @ Dec 24 2007, 01:30 PM) QUOTE (michael1384 @ Dec 23 2007, 07:23 PM) Not quite with it here, what is 'phone sex?' It's ok to tell me i am 15. Are you serious? It's, well, I guess you just talk about what your doing on the phone, like, "Oh yeah... I'm [insert dirty stuff here]." http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=phone+sex Who on earth is bob? Oh well. Thanks. -------------------- I have Facebook
click here, here or here to improve my city. free cookies! 92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you are part of the 8% who still listen to real music, put this in your sig. (\__/) (='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into (")_(") your signature to help him gain world domination. It's not my bunny, I got it somewhere else. |
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