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 May 26 2009, 04:41 PM
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 Kiefer > Jason  Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female  |
One of my co-workers wants Time is on my side by the Rolling Stones played at her funeral. I've just always thought that was rather entertaining.
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May 26 2009, 06:31 PM
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 Faeries don't bite we just nibble a bit! Group: Moderators Posts: 1,695 Joined: 16-August 03 From: A town called Malice, England, The world Member No.: 535 Gender: Female |
3 minutes. Here goes
Cremation is the way for me. Ilike the idea of being a part of the wind when my ashes are scattered. I want people to sing at my funeral. Something like Let it be- simple but lovely. I want people to be happy and crying at the same time. Tis possible, I've seen it! And then something a bit funny as an end song"Always look on the bright side of life" or It's the end of the world as we know it!" Something that will make people laugh despite themselves! afterwards there should be cake. And chocolate. And beer. Lots of beer -------------------- If life hands you a lemon make lemonade, lace it with cyanide and then pass it around. What can I say I'm a revenge type of gal!!! Ryn
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May 28 2009, 10:18 AM
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 Roger Rabbit, having hit the skids, is now busking for a living. Group: Moderators Posts: 8,645 Joined: 4-March 03 From: In front of the screen Member No.: 95 Gender: Male |
Three whole minutes? Okay, here goes.
I want to be cremated. Ashes scattered on the hallowed turf at Eastlands, preferably by Colin Bell or Mike Summerbee, although I suspect I might live longer than those guys. Nobody is allowed to wear black. Everyone has to sing along to "Blue Moon" (lyrics provided on request). Eulogies must all be upbeat. People can cry if they feel it necessary, but I want the party to be relentlessly cheerful and be bookended by playing "Celebration" by Kool and the Gang. And I'm having a video played at the wake, which will start off with me saying "Hi everyone. I'm dead now. Wooooooo! (doing a scary ghost thing with my hands)" and then go on to tell everyone they've got to have fun. And then I'll randomly say "Candeeeeeeeeeeeeeese", so that someone else can play it at Cand's funeral later on 
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May 28 2009, 03:58 PM
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Technically a giant, intellectual midget. Group: Established Members Posts: 4,319 Joined: 29-March 03 From: Enger-land Member No.: 197 Gender: Transgender |
Oh, cremated then my ashes incorporated into enough fireworks for a 3 minute display. I'd like Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture to be played too, for a bit of a geekness.
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May 28 2009, 04:20 PM
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Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (leopold @ May 28 2009, 03:18 AM)  Nobody is allowed to wear black. Remind me not to go to your funeral. Haha. Funerals are the one thing I don't have to search high and low for proper clothes.
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Jun 1 2009, 09:37 AM
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Roger Rabbit, having hit the skids, is now busking for a living. Group: Moderators Posts: 8,645 Joined: 4-March 03 From: In front of the screen Member No.: 95 Gender: Male |
Damn. Okay, so slight change of plan. Everyone has to wear black ironically. How you pull that one off, I don't know. But I'll be too dead to need to figure it out
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