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 Aug 26 2008, 12:14 AM
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 I could have written a short novel by this point  Group: Established Members Posts: 1,579 Joined: 4-August 08 Member No.: 12,759 Gender: Secret  |
Just like the celebrity box, but for everything else.
Okay, here we go: Fat P.E. teachers that won't stop bitching. Seriously. Pointless homework, usually the stuff given out the first week of school. Kids you don't know that decide to sit with you during lunch and pretend you've been best buddies forever. Michael (from school  )"I'll tell you when you're older" Florida heat Rap/Hip-hop/Country/Lame bands like Fall Out Boy That stupid Stephanie Meyer series. Spiders Aggressive dogs And there's more to come. -------------------- Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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Aug 26 2008, 12:31 AM
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 M.I.A. Group: Established Members Posts: 275 Joined: 22-January 08 From: Condominium Member No.: 7,112 Gender: Male |
Peanut butter and Jelly sandwiches, all country music, chalk, long nails, biting nails, long toe nails, crayons, orange anything (except oranges), love movies, pencil shavings, reading, peas, and..
all presidents, teachers, cops, really religious people, preppy people, posers, emos, "Kids you don't know that decide to sit with you during lunch and pretend you've been best buddies forever.", jello, pudding, coconuts, thorns, hairless dogs, school, cat litter, taking out the trash (cause its like a mile away), tied shoelaces, news channels, ducks, and really smart people who like to be annoying. -------------------- "I worship individuals for their highest possibilities as individuals, and I loathe humanity, for its failure to live up to these possibilities." -Ayn Rand |
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Aug 26 2008, 12:54 AM
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I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Established Members Posts: 1,579 Joined: 4-August 08 Member No.: 12,759 Gender: Secret |
Speaking of chalk and nails, the sound it makes when someone scratches a chalk-board. *shivers*
-------------------- Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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Aug 26 2008, 01:19 AM
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M.I.A. Group: Established Members Posts: 275 Joined: 22-January 08 From: Condominium Member No.: 7,112 Gender: Male |
Or that noise a ballon makes when you rub your hand against it.
-------------------- "I worship individuals for their highest possibilities as individuals, and I loathe humanity, for its failure to live up to these possibilities." -Ayn Rand |
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Aug 26 2008, 11:14 AM
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 Light On The Surface Group: Moderators Posts: 4,370 Joined: 4-March 03 From: Banjomouse Record House Member No.: 91 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Eli @ Aug 26 2008, 02:19 AM)  Or that noise a ballon makes when you rub your hand against it. I'd advise you never to listen to 'Stupid Fimbaloo' by Matmos, then. Almost all the samples in the tune are made from balloon noises. It's an oddly danceable tune, though... And what, I have to ask, is wrong with ducks? They're nature's water-loving comedians! -------------------- the end is nice |
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Aug 26 2008, 01:55 PM
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 Roger Rabbit, having hit the skids, is now busking for a living. Group: Moderators Posts: 8,645 Joined: 4-March 03 From: In front of the screen Member No.: 95 Gender: Male |
I have to agree with Inky here. Ducks start off all cute and fluffy, then turn into adults who act all daft and stuff, and then they turn into Crispy Duck with pancakes and hoisin. There's nothing about ducks to dislike.
But then I also like reading, pudding, peanut butter and jelly* sandwiches, peas and tied shoelaces. Plus I'm a smart person who enjoys being annoying. In many respects, since I'm likely to be in the box anyway, I'd be quite happy to have the ducks in there with me. * Although over here in the U of K we prefer to call it "Jam". Jelly is the wobbly stuff made from gelatin, hence the name "jelly" (with a J, because "gelly" would look stupid). So by that token I vote to keep the Americanisms OUT of the box, because I don't want them in there with me
-------------------- The author of this post is entirely fictional and is intended for entertainment purposes only. The views of the author are not necessarily representative of the views of Matazone, Mata himself nor any of his assorted cronies, friends, allies, associates or hangers-on. Any resemblance to other posts, alive or dead, is purely coincidental and is not intentional. Except when that's the point of the post, in which case it is intentional and no coincidence is applied, inferred or otherwise described by another long legalese term which temporarily escapes me. No animals have been hurt in the production of this post, although I did kick the cat before I sat down at the computer. |
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Aug 26 2008, 02:03 PM
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 I plug directly into my computer Group: Established Members Posts: 3,640 Joined: 18-November 04 From: Manchester Member No.: 1,488 Gender: Male |
I like country music, crayons, orange things, reading, peas, love movies, jelly, pudding, tied shoelaces and ducks.
And I'm generally considered quite smart and I like to be annoying. And I say "I'll tell you when you're older" This is gonna be an awesome box to be in =) -------------------- QUOTE (Peter Griffin) Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology. |
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Aug 26 2008, 03:12 PM
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Light On The Surface Group: Moderators Posts: 4,370 Joined: 4-March 03 From: Banjomouse Record House Member No.: 91 Gender: Male |
I'm in there with you two, I think. How about we listen to country music and eat some peanut butter and jelly (JAM damnit!) sandwiches whilst rubbing some balloons and feeding the ducks?
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Aug 26 2008, 03:42 PM
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 Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
If you rub balloons you can then hold them above your head and make your hair stand up. How cool is that?
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Aug 26 2008, 04:11 PM
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 ^ For gods sake kill it! Group: Established Members Posts: 1,262 Joined: 27-November 05 From: mars Member No.: 2,134 Gender: Male |
Telephones that interupt.
-------------------- I have Facebook
click here, here or here to improve my city. free cookies! 92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you are part of the 8% who still listen to real music, put this in your sig. (\__/) (='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into (")_(") your signature to help him gain world domination. It's not my bunny, I got it somewhere else. |
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Aug 26 2008, 05:51 PM
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Light On The Surface Group: Moderators Posts: 4,370 Joined: 4-March 03 From: Banjomouse Record House Member No.: 91 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (michael1384 @ Aug 26 2008, 05:11 PM) Telephones that interupt. Yes. They are the bane of my working life. Given that I work on the phone, I may be in the wrong profession. -------------------- the end is nice |
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Aug 26 2008, 06:14 PM
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 Has been kidnapped by gerbils and forced to post on here repeatedly Group: Established Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 18-September 03 From: London Member No.: 606 Gender: Female |
Telephones. All of them.
and polystyrene... Eli, thats an insanely long list. Is there anything you do like? -------------------- Kung fu fighting from 25th April 2010
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Aug 26 2008, 08:52 PM
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^ For gods sake kill it! Group: Established Members Posts: 1,262 Joined: 27-November 05 From: mars Member No.: 2,134 Gender: Male |
ISPs. I just don't see the logic in paying for something that's already in the telephone lines. That and not being allowed on the internet because of their incompitence.
-------------------- I have Facebook
click here, here or here to improve my city. free cookies! 92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you are part of the 8% who still listen to real music, put this in your sig. (\__/) (='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into (")_(") your signature to help him gain world domination. It's not my bunny, I got it somewhere else. |
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Aug 27 2008, 12:08 AM
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M.I.A. Group: Established Members Posts: 275 Joined: 22-January 08 From: Condominium Member No.: 7,112 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Industrial Kybosh @ Aug 26 2008, 07:14 AM) QUOTE (Eli @ Aug 26 2008, 02:19 AM) Or that noise a ballon makes when you rub your hand against it. I'd advise you never to listen to 'Stupid Fimbaloo' by Matmos, then. Almost all the samples in the tune are made from balloon noises. It's an oddly danceable tune, though... And what, I have to ask, is wrong with ducks? They're nature's water-loving comedians! Well I don't go around wearing like I hate duck t-shirts..well really It's not ducks I don't like, but geese..or goose..however it's supposed to be pronounced, but anyways when I was a little I got attacked by a bunch of geese(goose) because they wanted my food. -------------------- "I worship individuals for their highest possibilities as individuals, and I loathe humanity, for its failure to live up to these possibilities." -Ayn Rand |
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Aug 27 2008, 12:22 AM
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M.I.A. Group: Established Members Posts: 275 Joined: 22-January 08 From: Condominium Member No.: 7,112 Gender: Male |
I think I should clarify why I dislike certain things..I don't like reading textbooks, but cool horror books are awesome. I can't say much to pudding..and peanut butter and "jam" sandwhiches are good but without the jam. My mom makes peas..and really anything taste bad, corny love movies (NO DAMNIT) comedy/love movies (YES), I don't like to tie my shoe laces ( I tie them and stuff it under my shoes, other people are fine.), annoying smart people are well..("Michael (from school )") and I still hate country.
QUOTE (crazymat @ Aug 26 2008, 02:14 PM) Telephones. All of them. and polystyrene... Eli, thats an insanely long list. Is there anything you do like? Yep, but If I made a list of that this wouldn't be the "other box".. yea..But I do most definately like things. -------------------- "I worship individuals for their highest possibilities as individuals, and I loathe humanity, for its failure to live up to these possibilities." -Ayn Rand |
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Aug 27 2008, 12:54 AM
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I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Established Members Posts: 1,579 Joined: 4-August 08 Member No.: 12,759 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (Eli @ Aug 26 2008, 08:22 PM) annoying smart people are well..("Michael (from school )") Dude, he is /not/ smart. He's a geek without the coolness. He spends all his time watching television, learning random stupid things, and then bothering everyone with them. "Did you know -insert stupid fact here-" "...No.. And I /really/ didn't care...Go away." Michael: *stalks for the rest of the day* Umm.. People who call before I wake up/after I go to bed. -------------------- Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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Aug 27 2008, 11:58 AM
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Roger Rabbit, having hit the skids, is now busking for a living. Group: Moderators Posts: 8,645 Joined: 4-March 03 From: In front of the screen Member No.: 95 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (CheeseMoose @ Aug 26 2008, 03:03 PM) This is gonna be an awesome box to be in =) Agreed. This is just what we need, a big box of awesome. Just think, you, me, Inky, pudding, tied shoelaces and ducks. Could it possibly be any better?QUOTE (Industrial Kybosh @ Aug 26 2008, 04:12 PM) I'm in there with you two, I think. How about we listen to country music and eat some peanut butter and jelly (JAM damnit!) sandwiches whilst rubbing some balloons and feeding the ducks? Absolutely! And we won't trip over our shoelaces either!QUOTE (LoLo @ Aug 26 2008, 04:42 PM) If you rub balloons you can then hold them above your head and make your hair stand up. How cool is that? It's cool like a snowman's cold bits. Shame my hair is too short, I need some longer hair. Lo, fancy joining us in here?QUOTE (michael1384 @ Aug 26 2008, 05:11 PM) Telephones that interupt. That'll be all of them; I've never known one call when I want it to. Ever.QUOTE (Eli @ Aug 27 2008, 01:08 AM) Well I don't go around wearing like I hate duck t-shirts..well really It's not ducks I don't like, but geese..or goose..however it's supposed to be pronounced, but anyways when I was a little I got attacked by a bunch of geese(goose) because they wanted my food. Ah, now there's a big difference between a duck and a goose, not least the fact that a goose can comfortably feed eight people, whereas a duck struggles to feed four. Plus geese are NOT funny at all. But they do chase the pigeons off, which is always a winner.
-------------------- The author of this post is entirely fictional and is intended for entertainment purposes only. The views of the author are not necessarily representative of the views of Matazone, Mata himself nor any of his assorted cronies, friends, allies, associates or hangers-on. Any resemblance to other posts, alive or dead, is purely coincidental and is not intentional. Except when that's the point of the post, in which case it is intentional and no coincidence is applied, inferred or otherwise described by another long legalese term which temporarily escapes me. No animals have been hurt in the production of this post, although I did kick the cat before I sat down at the computer. |
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Aug 27 2008, 12:20 PM
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 Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (leopold @ Aug 27 2008, 12:58 PM) QUOTE (CheeseMoose @ Aug 26 2008, 03:03 PM) This is gonna be an awesome box to be in =) Agreed. This is just what we need, a big box of awesome. Just think, you, me, Inky, pudding, tied shoelaces and ducks. Could it possibly be any better?QUOTE (Industrial Kybosh @ Aug 26 2008, 04:12 PM) I'm in there with you two, I think. How about we listen to country music and eat some peanut butter and jelly (JAM damnit!) sandwiches whilst rubbing some balloons and feeding the ducks? Absolutely! And we won't trip over our shoelaces either!QUOTE (LoLo @ Aug 26 2008, 04:42 PM) If you rub balloons you can then hold them above your head and make your hair stand up. How cool is that? It's cool like a snowman's cold bits. Shame my hair is too short, I need some longer hair. Lo, fancy joining us in here?QUOTE (michael1384 @ Aug 26 2008, 05:11 PM) Telephones that interupt. That'll be all of them; I've never known one call when I want it to. Ever.QUOTE (Eli @ Aug 27 2008, 01:08 AM) Well I don't go around wearing like I hate duck t-shirts..well really It's not ducks I don't like, but geese..or goose..however it's supposed to be pronounced, but anyways when I was a little I got attacked by a bunch of geese(goose) because they wanted my food. Ah, now there's a big difference between a duck and a goose, not least the fact that a goose can comfortably feed eight people, whereas a duck struggles to feed four. Plus geese are NOT funny at all. But they do chase the pigeons off, which is always a winner.Can I join you two in this box? I bring with me the crusty ends of bread (also known as ears), soggy cornflakes and juice with bits in. Also the crispy bits of rice pudding, yoghurt with bits in, just the green ones from Tricolore pasta, Matmos and The B-52's. -------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Aug 27 2008, 12:23 PM
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I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Established Members Posts: 1,579 Joined: 4-August 08 Member No.: 12,759 Gender: Secret |
You guys are totally forgetting all the bad things in the box.
-------------------- Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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Aug 27 2008, 01:15 PM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
*Gets out a "Box Of Awesome" and climbs in, taking her foodstuffs with her*
-------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Aug 27 2008, 01:46 PM
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Light On The Surface Group: Moderators Posts: 4,370 Joined: 4-March 03 From: Banjomouse Record House Member No.: 91 Gender: Male |
This box is getting better all the time. If the B-52's are invited, it's officially a party.
/drinks some juice-with-bits and munches on green pasta -------------------- the end is nice |
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Aug 27 2008, 02:10 PM
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 Faeries don't bite we just nibble a bit! Group: Moderators Posts: 1,695 Joined: 16-August 03 From: A town called Malice, England, The world Member No.: 535 Gender: Female |
Leo squidge over. As a teacher I am in the box too. Can we have some cookies in here?
-------------------- If life hands you a lemon make lemonade, lace it with cyanide and then pass it around. What can I say I'm a revenge type of gal!!! Ryn
Wearing a large shiny tag around neck "Uncullable Faerie" Official S P A N G L E R and self proclaimed protector of Tribe Wyvern- OOh Sparkly!! Proud leader of the Super Spangler Squad. Me and Stardust wil spangle your a$$!! |
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Aug 27 2008, 04:43 PM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
Only chocolate and raisin. Most people I know don't like those (fools! fools I say!)
I think I smelt someone throwing in some brie, too. Mmmmm... cheesy rind. -------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Aug 27 2008, 04:56 PM
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Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (leopold @ Aug 27 2008, 04:58 AM) QUOTE (LoLo @ Aug 26 2008, 04:42 PM) If you rub balloons you can then hold them above your head and make your hair stand up. How cool is that? It's cool like a snowman's cold bits. Shame my hair is too short, I need some longer hair. Lo, fancy joining us in here?Sure....*brings with her some wobbly waffles* It's just fun to say wobbly waffles -------------------- Being Pimped By Aries Since 2003 |
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Aug 27 2008, 05:17 PM
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 Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Industrial Kybosh @ Aug 26 2008, 12:14 PM) And what, I have to ask, is wrong with ducks? They're nature's water-loving comedians! Nothing, as long as they are in a suitably large area. My parents have an irrigation ditch that runs along their property. Every few years, a weird neighbor lady used to buy more ducks and just set them free in the ditch. They also tended to produce baby ducks by themselves. I promise you, 100 (seriously, 100) ducks swarming around your lawn, pooing on everything and waking you up at dawn with their quacking and crazy duck sex is not a fun experience. They're fine for throwing bread at in a park, but I don't want to take the little idiots home with me. QUOTE (Industrial Kybosh @ Aug 26 2008, 04:12 PM) peanut butter and jelly (JAM damnit!) sandwiches I vote we call them by their proper, international name: PB&J. Peanut butter and jam just doesn't flow well, and peanut butter and jelly is clearly controversial. I don't like country music, but I like a lot of other things in the box! How big is it? If I were to join in the fun, would the ducks be crowding me all the time? -------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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