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Jun 13 2006, 08:40 PM
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#776
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![]() My direction ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 2,189 Joined: 30-July 03 Member No.: 495 Gender: Female |
Wouldn't that result in heads getting whacked on tables?
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Jun 13 2006, 09:11 PM
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![]() I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
...Some joke about laptops...
-------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Jun 13 2006, 10:01 PM
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![]() Wait for the uprising ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
No. Swivelly chair and keyboard to one side. Although he did elbow me in the face, but that was a completely different time and could have been when inebriated. I forget.
-------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Jun 16 2006, 09:22 AM
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Member ![]() ![]() Group: New Members Posts: 11 Joined: 12-June 06 From: Coventry, England Member No.: 2,484 Gender: Female |
I once got very aroused in a Chemistry class whilst day dreaming and left a damp patch on the stool.
-------------------- Excuse me, I need to go poop.
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Jun 16 2006, 02:39 PM
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![]() My direction ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 2,189 Joined: 30-July 03 Member No.: 495 Gender: Female |
I have period pain. Really badly. To the extent I have been throwing up a lot this morning. And the accompanying period is horriffic, and probably will be all through my exams next week.
Woe to ye who take the pill to control this sort of thing then take it for 2 months solid because you don't want your period at a party! Woe! -------------------- Once opened consume within three days. Above post is not suitable for home freezing. Store in a cool, dry area. |
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Jun 16 2006, 08:46 PM
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![]() living in your basement, eating your candy hearts ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 3,418 Joined: 23-February 04 From: cloud cuckoo land Member No.: 959 Gender: Female |
Wow there you two.
Never leave all the "stuff" at one person's house, because then when you go to the other's person's house unexpectedly you can't have as much fun... I hate the pimples that are right next to your nose in that little fold thing. They hurt. I have really bad pimple-popping compulsions that the poor boyfriend has to bear and I have to stop myself from getting some of his. ._. -------------------- Being corrupted by candice since 2004
teal and orange is the way forward |
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Jun 18 2006, 08:30 PM
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It's not junk in the trunk, it's precious cargo. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 1,644 Joined: 14-June 03 From: Seattle, Washington, USA Member No.: 380 Gender: Female |
The delivery guy was an hour late with our Chinese today. Since delivery guys have a history of coming at inopportune moments, Randy and I decided to get frisky and see if that would make him show. We had enough time for a 20 minute blowjob with doggy-style sex after. He was so late we had enough time to get dressed before he finally came.
-------------------- Irish is my special e-stalker. I leave the blinds open for him. :P // I'm the designated keeper of sobreity. Jell-o Shooters anyone? // I will always have fond memories of Leo's big banana and Cheese's sexy penguin. // I am the all powerful Ish Witch! ::insert evil cackle here:: // ALL HAIL PURSTHULHU!
@_@ You will not write secret messages. You will not write secret messages... @_@ ![]() |
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Jun 18 2006, 08:34 PM
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![]() Lord of the Keys ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 2,197 Joined: 1-October 04 From: Wonderful-smelling dwelling in French-Canada Member No.: 1,329 Gender: Female |
.....before he finally came. Tee hee. TMI---I used a Portapotty this morning (pre-coffee) and happened to glance down after finishing to see someone else's enormous pile of feces (obviously post-coffee). Like a disgusting pile a horse would leave--all the same color, not even in cohesive turds but a slop-consistency mound. I added a little vomit to the pile and then quickly left. -------------------- can I kiss your dopamine? In a way I wonder if she's living in a magazine |
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Jun 23 2006, 07:17 AM
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![]() Shut up, noob! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
There has been a good amount of showing of penises and scrotems at my house (especially since my brother got that damn Prince Albert). It's getting bad to where the guys are sealing each other's camera phones and digi cams to suprise their unsuspecting friends with a a backround of Matt's weiner or a memory card full of pictures of Jay's balls.
I need new friends. -------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Jun 24 2006, 04:51 PM
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Oxymoronic Tonic ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 281 Joined: 1-June 06 From: Manchester Member No.: 2,438 Gender: Female |
There has been a good amount of showing of penises and scrotems at my house (especially since my brother got that damn Prince Albert). It's getting bad to where the guys are sealing each other's camera phones and digi cams to suprise their unsuspecting friends with a a backround of Matt's weiner or a memory card full of pictures of Jay's balls. I need new friends. Have you seen the film Waiting...? You would find it extremely relevant! -------------------- |
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Jun 24 2006, 10:34 PM
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![]() I've been brainwashed ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Admin Posts: 4,120 Joined: 10-August 03 From: Cheshire Member No.: 526 Gender: Secret |
Me and Wyvern found out today that apparently the smell on your eyeball burning is a lot worse than the smell of badly burning your finger tips which is also aparently a pretty bad smell.
We decided this was definatly TMI -------------------- |
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Jun 24 2006, 11:01 PM
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![]() Lord of the Keys ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 2,197 Joined: 1-October 04 From: Wonderful-smelling dwelling in French-Canada Member No.: 1,329 Gender: Female |
Ouch!
I hacked up a half-cup of mucus this morning. I measured. -------------------- can I kiss your dopamine? In a way I wonder if she's living in a magazine |
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Jun 25 2006, 02:38 PM
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![]() I've been brainwashed ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Admin Posts: 4,120 Joined: 10-August 03 From: Cheshire Member No.: 526 Gender: Secret |
I think I find the idea of you measuring the amount nastier the the mucus.
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Jun 25 2006, 03:19 PM
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![]() Super advanced member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 63 Joined: 29-January 06 From: Lancaster UK. Member No.: 2,216 Gender: Transgender |
I think I find the idea of you measuring the amount nastier the the mucus. I find the idea that people drink out of the same cups even more disturbing. -------------------- "Do the thing you fear, the death of fear is certain." - R Sankaranarayanan
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Jun 25 2006, 10:48 PM
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![]() Lord of the Keys ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 2,197 Joined: 1-October 04 From: Wonderful-smelling dwelling in French-Canada Member No.: 1,329 Gender: Female |
Not anyone I know. It was a measuring cup, like a plastic one you would put flour in if making a cake. And yes, gross.
No current TMIs, sadly. -------------------- can I kiss your dopamine? In a way I wonder if she's living in a magazine |
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Jun 28 2006, 01:32 AM
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![]() Shut up, noob! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
Have you seen the film Waiting...? You would find it extremely relevant! Yes, I have actually. It did nothing but make our passtime of showing each other our genitals worse. My friend's girlfriend complains that she has seen too many of his friends' penises. She's up to like five or six. As as for re-using glasses, my brother (pictured left) has a glass whose sole purpose is to soak his wee wee in saline solution (our piercings are about two and a half weeks old). One morning I went to take my pills and almost sucked down a mouthful of my brother's cock water. My friend's girlfriend told me he has problems climaxing. I really didn't want to know this. -------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Jun 28 2006, 02:40 AM
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![]() That_guy needs therapy! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 284 Joined: 26-June 06 Member No.: 2,523 Gender: Male |
I was at a garage sale the other day, and this rug had white hard stuff all over it.
-------------------- "Anarchism is the most irrational, anti-intellectual notion ever spun by the concrete-bound, context-dropping, whim-worshiping fringe of the collectivist movement, where it properly belongs."
Got lotsa Flash/ PHP skillz? Got lotsa time to kill? We need you! |
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Jun 28 2006, 07:44 AM
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![]() Wait for the uprising ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
My cat is masturbating. That isn't a metaphor either. -------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Jun 28 2006, 01:25 PM
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![]() Kiefer > Jason ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
Me and Wyvern found out today that apparently the smell on your eyeball burning is a lot worse than the smell of badly burning your finger tips which is also aparently a pretty bad smell. We decided this was definatly TMI I will probably regret this, but why were you burning eyeballs? -------------------- ![]() Being Pimped By Aries Since 2003 |
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Jun 28 2006, 05:00 PM
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![]() I've been brainwashed ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Admin Posts: 4,120 Joined: 10-August 03 From: Cheshire Member No.: 526 Gender: Secret |
A friend got his eye's lazered.
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Jun 29 2006, 01:26 AM
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![]() Samauri Teapain ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 2,172 Joined: 3-January 04 From: In a Cardboard box under my bed. Member No.: 844 Gender: Male |
My cat is masturbating. That isn't a metaphor either. Not Oscar!? -------------------- @>-'--,--Cath and gothictheysay are my E-Teapotettes.@>-'--,--
Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( ) "I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell." A proud Viking never stops masturbating. Taking over Matazone Forums since 2011. |
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Jun 29 2006, 08:42 PM
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![]() Wait for the uprising ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
My cat is masturbating. That isn't a metaphor either. Not Oscar!? Yes. When Lizzy washes herself, it sounds like someone masturbating; when Oscar washes, he does actually masturbate. -------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Jun 30 2006, 09:50 AM
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![]() My direction ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 2,189 Joined: 30-July 03 Member No.: 495 Gender: Female |
Cats seem to do that a lot. My cat used to hump my pillow. And my real-cat size toy leopard when I was about 12
TMI: I have an infectedspot/split on my lip, which I just pulled a nice dried crust of pus off of. -------------------- Once opened consume within three days. Above post is not suitable for home freezing. Store in a cool, dry area. |
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Jul 5 2006, 04:24 PM
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![]() Professionally Unprofessional ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 1,558 Joined: 4-September 03 From: Suburbs of D.C. Member No.: 580 Gender: Secret |
I got a sunburn and now the skin on my shoulders is peeling. WHich all in all isn't that gross, but when you get bored and start peeling it off and trying to see what the biggest peice you can peel off is.... that gets kind of gross. Along with cleaning up the pile of skin....
Also.... the elastic in my underwear is coming out of the casing.... luckilly I'm not allergic, but I need new undies! -------------------- Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things that escape those who dream by night
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Jul 6 2006, 03:22 AM
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![]() I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
I really have to poo right now. But I can't. We have no running water.
Really gots to poo. -------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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