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the lil' pie...
post Dec 4 2003, 05:00 PM
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it is, how we say in le francais, le sheet (phonetics people)
i need to practise french...with the abundance of french speaking people this forum seems to have unearthed lately (or translators tongue.gif ) is anyone willing to give me a hand and have frenchy attempts at conversations???

bonjour....je m'appelle charlotte, et j'aime le piie...see?

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post Dec 4 2003, 05:16 PM
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bonjour charlotte. je m'appelle paul. je deteste le grippe. ca vas?

(i need french practice too, considering i dropped the language for latin this year. notice the really, really short sentences.....)
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post Dec 4 2003, 07:01 PM
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Bonjour, ma petite fée des tartes. Je m'appelle pab, je m'enmerde énormément sur ces forums, et je serais foncièrement enchanté de t'aider dans cet entreprise. Vraiment.

Ah, avant que je ne l'oublis, hn'ecoute pas gerbil. Il n'est qu'une espèce de rongeur qui a été perdu dans les égouts de la Nouvelle York....

Où est ma pie?


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post Dec 4 2003, 07:21 PM
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Avez Vous un cup o' tea?


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post Dec 4 2003, 09:08 PM
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laugh.gif Salut Charolette,

Ca va? Moi ca va tres bien. Si tu veux, je vais t'aider avec ton Francais. D'accord? Oui, je sais, tu penses que 'elle est americaine, elle ne pas francais' - mais c'est le quatrieme annee que j'ai etudie le francais. J'aime la classe de francais, ca me plait. biggrin.gif

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post Dec 4 2003, 09:14 PM
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Avez Vous un cup o' tea?

ooh! je t'adore tee! j'aime francaise aussi...
je souhaite que je n'étais pas américain...
Mais cela est comment c'est. (man, i had to look up the grammar on that part)

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post Dec 4 2003, 09:27 PM
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Moi, j'adore parler francais. J'aime plaire aussi biggrin.gif
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post Dec 4 2003, 09:41 PM
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I stopped doing french last year... and I'm english, so I'm naturalement craplement á francais.
Je m'apelle Mat biggrin.gif
J'aurait 17 en juillet
j'adore les sentances miniture

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post Dec 4 2003, 10:29 PM
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post Dec 4 2003, 11:22 PM
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Salut tout le monde! Moi j'adore perler francais aussi... je parlais couramment quand j'etais plus jeune, mais pas aussi bien maintenant. Ca m'enerve qu'on ne peut pas utiliser les accents dans ce truc... merde...

Voila, mon francais est nul et je parle comme un enfant de dix ans.


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post Dec 5 2003, 12:57 AM
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post Dec 5 2003, 01:11 AM
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Salut Charlotte! Gwah, I used to be good at French... Then I dropped it for Chinese which *IS* much more fun, but anyways... French practice... *thinks hard* Okayyy...

Je m'appelle Sammi, et j'ai 14 ans. Je ne parler pas bien, parce que mon... *thinks hard of word for memory and can't come up with it* x_x Exactly my point. My memory. Ca va bien ou mal, mon amis? biggrin.gif Je deteste la grippe aussi, et j'ai une grippe maintenant.

And that's probably the limit of my French vocab. happy.gif; Hehe. So much for 4 years worth of French being remembered and useful in the future...


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post Dec 5 2003, 04:17 AM
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Salut Sammi! Tu parles Chinois? Ca c'est vraiment difficile. Je deteste la grippe aussi... tout le monde que je connais l'a maintenant, mais pas moi...


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post Dec 5 2003, 05:11 AM
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Salut tout le monde!
Je deteste la grippe comme vous, mais maintenant j'ai mal a la tete.
Comment allez-vous, aujourd'hui?...ce soir....ca ne fait rien....
Je suis fatiguee!

*je chante*

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the lil' pie...
post Dec 5 2003, 08:45 AM
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c'est quoi le grippe en anglais??

merci beaucoup mes amis! vous etes tres sympa, vraiment. passez-vous le poisson vert?

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post Dec 5 2003, 11:08 AM
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Ah, bonjour Pie, ma petite choux-fleur ! wub.gif

Je travail pour une compagnie francaise, ainsi je dois pouvoir parler la langue. J'ai appris le francais il y'a beaucoup d'annees, mais je n'ai pas employe dans un long temps. J'ai recommencer de parler en francais a six mois, parce que j'ai besoin de lui pour mon travail. Je l'ecris mieux que je le parle !

Excusez-moi, je dois aller me faire une tasse du the maintenant...


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post Dec 5 2003, 01:15 PM
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eh ben dîtes-donc ... il y en a du monde qui parle le grenouille ici.

Mais je l'ai dis une fois, et je le dirai again:

OÙ EST MA PIE?????


p.pm: la grippe c'est le flu. Et ça suce. Ça suce les couilles d'un dingo mort.


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post Dec 5 2003, 01:30 PM
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oui, la grippe est le flu. j'aime la grippe! je suis ici parce que j'ai la grippe! je ne suis pas en classe parce que j'ai la grippe.


aaaah, c'est la vie biggrin.gif

/moi vole la pie de pab
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post Dec 5 2003, 01:32 PM
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Oy! Rongeur! Rends-moi mon pie! Besides, quel pie? Elle ne m'en a pas donné, la 'Fée des tartes', là.

Je. Veux. Pie

/moi met son phaser sur 'rodent extermination'


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post Dec 5 2003, 01:38 PM
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/moi cours ph34r.gif

C'EST MA PIE! tongue.gif

/moi voles loin tongue.gif
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post Dec 5 2003, 01:47 PM
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... mais little did he savoir que dans le pie qu'il a pris, il y avait une Big-Bang-Stink-bombe de la taille d'une petite voiture ... hehehe


/moi regarde le gerbil disparaitre sur l'horizon ...

/moi conte jusqu'à 5

/moi met ses fingers dans ses ears ... et, sure enough .... :


BOOM!!!!!


Get outta THAT, cheese-eater ...


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post Dec 5 2003, 02:27 PM
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'little did he' 'get outta that cheese eater'? je ne vois pas de francais tongue.gif
(btw. qu'est ce que je utilise les accents ici?)
/moi avait jete loin et vole loin quand tu avais commence conter


tu as rate! tongue.gif

/moi vole une autre pie
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Gerb. Le petit trick de 'haha you missed' ne marche pas, mate. Tu es mid-air, blown à smithereens dans un freak explosion de pie, et c'est tout.

p.pm: pour les accents, c'est plus facile quand on as le keyboard qu'il faut ...
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the lil' pie...
post Dec 5 2003, 03:14 PM
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j'ai un pie pour tout le monde! *donne le pie*
et merci pour "la grippe est the flu" car ca m'aider dans ma francais!!
je vais ma maison pour manger un petit diner. au revoir xxx


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