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 Aug 16 2003, 02:18 AM
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 samazon  Group: Established Members Posts: 900 Joined: 7-April 03 From: Mississippi Member No.: 234 Gender: Female  |
Okay, I was talking with some male friends about sex stuff, and one said (and I quote)
"Well, ***** doesn't give blowjobs, she says all it does is leave her with a bad taste in her mouth and a runny nose." Why do people get runny noses when they give blowjobs??? -------------------- I saw you, Walt Whitman, childless, lonely old grubber, poking among the meats in the refrigerator and eyeing the grocery boys. I heard you asking questions of each: Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my Angel? Ginsberg
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Aug 16 2003, 02:25 AM
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 NyanNyanNyan Group: Established Members Posts: 2,157 Joined: 28-March 03 From: Dundee Member No.: 191 Gender: Male |
i... wouldnt.... know....
russia MUST have been fun, hyp 
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Aug 16 2003, 02:28 AM
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samazon Group: Established Members Posts: 900 Joined: 7-April 03 From: Mississippi Member No.: 234 Gender: Female |
NO! It wasn't me!!
*blushage extreme* My god. I knew I shouldn'ta asked. . . -------------------- I saw you, Walt Whitman, childless, lonely old grubber, poking among the meats in the refrigerator and eyeing the grocery boys. I heard you asking questions of each: Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my Angel? Ginsberg
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Aug 16 2003, 02:41 AM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 1,767 Joined: 9-June 03 From: North Carolina Member No.: 374 Gender: Male |
Maybe cuz she has a mouth full and she has to breathe through her nose....I dunno, I wouldn't know the mechanics of that type of thing.
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Aug 16 2003, 02:41 AM
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NyanNyanNyan Group: Established Members Posts: 2,157 Joined: 28-March 03 From: Dundee Member No.: 191 Gender: Male |
i didnt say it was hyp. i wasnt implying anything. SHOULD we be jumping to conclusions? u sound very guilty... 0_O
-------------------- When, will I, will I be famous?
I CAN'T ANSWER THAT, I CAN'T ANSWER THAT. -Tara and DACE sing is available from DACETRON ltd. |
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Aug 16 2003, 03:47 AM
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 iHuman Group: Established Members Posts: 1,137 Joined: 24-July 03 From: Round Rock (Austin) Texas Member No.: 483 Gender: Male |
yes, you would breath thru your nose alot ....obvious reasons
and it depdns on the "donor" what u eat influences the "taste"... try eating pineapples for a day or so , fruits are good!!! ...looksaround and runs way .... -------------------- I live in my own little world, but it's ok they know me here. Solo pensando en ti Dayan |
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Aug 16 2003, 03:54 AM
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samazon Group: Established Members Posts: 900 Joined: 7-April 03 From: Mississippi Member No.: 234 Gender: Female |
o.o;
^^;; Thank you! *blushes furiously* -------------------- I saw you, Walt Whitman, childless, lonely old grubber, poking among the meats in the refrigerator and eyeing the grocery boys. I heard you asking questions of each: Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my Angel? Ginsberg
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Aug 16 2003, 04:32 AM
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Group: Moderators Posts: 1,767 Joined: 9-June 03 From: North Carolina Member No.: 374 Gender: Male |
So you're taking their advice. Naughty Hyperion. Bad girl
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Aug 16 2003, 04:35 AM
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 I post more than I speak Group: Established Members Posts: 8,738 Joined: 10-March 03 Member No.: 116 |
mmmm... bad girl... bad... <drool>
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Aug 16 2003, 04:37 AM
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 Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
If the juice squirts in the right place it can go in the back of your throat and up into your nose. Probably that. For example ever drink something and get it in your nose? Like you're breathing and trying to swallow at the same time.
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Aug 16 2003, 04:51 AM
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Group: Moderators Posts: 1,767 Joined: 9-June 03 From: North Carolina Member No.: 374 Gender: Male |
 LOLO! I am shocked and appalled!!!!!And you wonder why so man guys on the site love you?  
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Aug 16 2003, 06:05 AM
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samazon Group: Established Members Posts: 900 Joined: 7-April 03 From: Mississippi Member No.: 234 Gender: Female |
Ohh man. I SO just pissed my pants.
ROFL! -------------------- I saw you, Walt Whitman, childless, lonely old grubber, poking among the meats in the refrigerator and eyeing the grocery boys. I heard you asking questions of each: Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my Angel? Ginsberg
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Aug 16 2003, 06:43 AM
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 The Mad Hatter Group: Established Members Posts: 2,032 Joined: 19-June 03 From: Hamilton AL Member No.: 395 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (LoLo @ Aug 15 2003, 10:37 PM) If the juice squirts in the right place it can go in the back of your throat and up into your nose. Probably that. For example ever drink something and get it in your nose? Like you're breathing and trying to swallow at the same time. *falls out of chair laughing* I soooo just pissed my pants... -------------------- We're all mad here |
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Aug 16 2003, 06:45 AM
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The Mad Hatter Group: Established Members Posts: 2,032 Joined: 19-June 03 From: Hamilton AL Member No.: 395 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (cheese is funny @ Aug 15 2003, 10:35 PM) mmmm... bad girl... bad... <drool> ohhh yeahhhh.....bad *drools all over the place* I like bad...*drools* 
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Aug 16 2003, 07:57 AM
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 Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
Seeing as how I haven't ever gotten a runny nose during that myself, I wouldn't know. But I think Lo's guess is a pretty good one. And yeah, VVes is right about the pineapple thing. Well, all fruits, really. And yes, I do know from experience.
..... Don't give me that look. I'm married. Of course I do that. What did you think we did, bake cookies and hold hands? -------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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Aug 16 2003, 07:59 AM
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The Mad Hatter Group: Established Members Posts: 2,032 Joined: 19-June 03 From: Hamilton AL Member No.: 395 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (candice @ Aug 16 2003, 01:57 AM) Seeing as how I haven't ever gotten a runny nose during that myself, I wouldn't know. But I think Lo's guess is a pretty good one. And yeah, VVes is right about the pineapple thing. Well, all fruits, really. And yes, I do know from experience. ..... Don't give me that look. I'm married. Of course I do that. What did you think we did, bake cookies and hold hands?  You mean married ppl do more?! just kidding I'm not THAT stupid lol... I've never given a blowjob so I wouln't know
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Aug 16 2003, 01:18 PM
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 Roger Rabbit, having hit the skids, is now busking for a living. Group: Moderators Posts: 8,645 Joined: 4-March 03 From: In front of the screen Member No.: 95 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (candice @ Aug 16 2003, 08:57 AM) What did you think we did, bake cookies and hold hands? erm... is that not what married couples are supposed to do?? Damn, I'm doin this all wrong, clearly! 
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Aug 16 2003, 01:22 PM
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The Mad Hatter Group: Established Members Posts: 2,032 Joined: 19-June 03 From: Hamilton AL Member No.: 395 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (leopold @ Aug 16 2003, 07:18 AM) QUOTE (candice @ Aug 16 2003, 08:57 AM) What did you think we did, bake cookies and hold hands? erm... is that not what married couples are supposed to do?? Damn, I'm doin this all wrong, clearly! ok getting bad mental image here...
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Aug 16 2003, 01:23 PM
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Roger Rabbit, having hit the skids, is now busking for a living. Group: Moderators Posts: 8,645 Joined: 4-March 03 From: In front of the screen Member No.: 95 Gender: Male |
Mebbe it's a US thing then... over here gettin anythin like that is like gettin blood from a stone, especially when yer married... or at least it is fer me, anyways...
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Aug 16 2003, 01:25 PM
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The Mad Hatter Group: Established Members Posts: 2,032 Joined: 19-June 03 From: Hamilton AL Member No.: 395 Gender: Female |
awww poor leo's not getting any...
 poor guy *hugs*
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Aug 16 2003, 01:27 PM
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Roger Rabbit, having hit the skids, is now busking for a living. Group: Moderators Posts: 8,645 Joined: 4-March 03 From: In front of the screen Member No.: 95 Gender: Male |
Awwwww, thanks
 I still do sometimes, but a mix o work an study an late nights isn't good fer the libido. An neither is a bad back... me is still a tad sore from the last attempt
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Aug 16 2003, 01:29 PM
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 Flip Mode Is The Greatest Group: New Members Posts: 2,999 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Dublin, Ireland Member No.: 29 |
QUOTE (candice @ Aug 16 2003, 08:57 AM) ..... Don't give me that look. I'm married. Of course I do that. What did you think we did, bake cookies and hold hands? I did'nt say anything, cand. |
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Aug 16 2003, 05:10 PM
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Group: Moderators Posts: 1,767 Joined: 9-June 03 From: North Carolina Member No.: 374 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (candice @ Aug 16 2003, 03:57 AM) Seeing as how I haven't ever gotten a runny nose during that myself, I wouldn't know. But I think Lo's guess is a pretty good one. And yeah, VVes is right about the pineapple thing. Well, all fruits, really. And yes, I do know from experience. ..... Don't give me that look. I'm married. Of course I do that. What did you think we did, bake cookies and hold hands? Why yes mama, Yes that's exactly what I thought you and Lindy did!!! I am shocked and apalled that you two would do otherwise...I'm kinda curious too...isn't Lindy a girl?? |
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Aug 16 2003, 05:27 PM
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 Steadily spiralling into the abyss Group: New Members Posts: 3,733 Joined: 20-March 03 From: London, UK Member No.: 154 |
QUOTE (leopold @ Aug 16 2003, 02:23 PM) Mebbe it's a US thing then... over here gettin anythin like that is like gettin blood from a stone, especially when yer married... or at least it is fer me, anyways... oooooooouch! that's just cruel... 
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Aug 16 2003, 06:32 PM
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 Remorseless posting machine Group: Moderators Posts: 5,749 Joined: 19-July 03 From: Bloody London Member No.: 466 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (LoLo @ Aug 16 2003, 05:37 AM) If the juice squirts in the right place it can go in the back of your throat and up into your nose. Probably that. For example ever drink something and get it in your nose? Like you're breathing and trying to swallow at the same time. I. Love. You.
-------------------- Every sort of expert knowledge and every inquiry, and similarly every action and undertaking, seems to seek some good. Because of that, people are right to affirm that the good is 'that which all things seek'...
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