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 Oct 3 2003, 02:33 AM
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Goddess of Wheee-
I always knew Gerbs was a precocious little scamp....can't even talk and he can already type scathing prose! 
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Oct 4 2003, 02:28 AM
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 Light On The Surface  Group: Moderators Posts: 4,370 Joined: 4-March 03 From: Banjomouse Record House Member No.: 91 Gender: Male |
Perhaps the funniest conversation I've ever had in IRC. It began thus:
<Missy> rotfl, GoogleBot is contacting a member via email <Kybosh> wow... clever bot... <cand> I wonder what he has to say..... <Kybosh> I bet he's writing one of those schmaltzy poems about friendship that are always in chain letters... <_< <Missy> Ack! Not THOSE poems! <Kybosh> "A friend is... blah blah blah bollocks bollocks gaaaaaaaaaaahhhh send this to 676341560 other people or die in a freak boating accident" * Missy has a cursed love life 3487489 times over now <cand> "And we have 10 mutual friends, so expect to get this at least 293482394 more times...." Then syuu came in... <syuu> ROFL <syuu> freak boating accident <syuu> I cant stop laughing XD <syuu> I can just see this kid.. <syuu> On a boat <syuu> and he's all <syuu> "Oh man.. I didnt send that letter.. I wont get my boyfriend" <syuu> and this manatee <syuu> flies in through the windshield <syuu> and crushes the kid XD After much laughter: <Kybosh> that is a pretty freaky boating accident... *L* <Missy> the manatee's the best part <Missy> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeblubber <cand> How the f@ck would a manatee end up FLYING? <Missy> magic fairy dust <Kybosh> catapult <Missy> the evil You-didn't-send-the-chain-letter fairy <Kybosh> with a catapult <syuu> No <syuu> they hit the manatee <syuu> and it flew up <syuu> like on a car XD After that, it was all over bar the maniacal, rib threatening laughter... A little over-long for the site, but I simply had to share this heavily edited version. -------------------- the end is nice |
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Oct 4 2003, 02:36 AM
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#153
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 word Group: Established Members Posts: 3,699 Joined: 5-June 03 Member No.: 359 Gender: Secret |
lol...manitee?
-------------------- salviadivinorum.
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Oct 7 2003, 04:45 PM
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#154
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 samazon Group: Established Members Posts: 900 Joined: 7-April 03 From: Mississippi Member No.: 234 Gender: Female |
I propose the start of a Manatee Death Cult.
-------------------- I saw you, Walt Whitman, childless, lonely old grubber, poking among the meats in the refrigerator and eyeing the grocery boys. I heard you asking questions of each: Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my Angel? Ginsberg
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Oct 7 2003, 05:44 PM
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 ever-hopeful since 2003 Group: Moderators Posts: 6,037 Joined: 27-February 03 From: Midwest US Member No.: 54 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (Hyperion @ Oct 7 2003, 11:54 AM) I propose the start of a Manatee Death Cult. We thought about it, but it never got off the ground... |
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Oct 7 2003, 05:46 PM
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 Made with googly eyes Group: Established Members Posts: 1,281 Joined: 9-April 03 Member No.: 240 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (MistressAlti @ Oct 7 2003, 01:53 PM) QUOTE (Hyperion @ Oct 7 2003, 11:54 AM) I propose the start of a Manatee Death Cult. We thought about it, but it never got off the ground... Though many of us who were there seem to be recognizing it. |
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Oct 9 2003, 06:25 PM
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#157
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 It's not junk in the trunk, it's precious cargo. Group: Established Members Posts: 1,644 Joined: 14-June 03 From: Seattle, Washington, USA Member No.: 380 Gender: Female |
I know the author for one of the unknown quotes. The quote is:
"Oh, don't worry about Leo. I'm very careful and stretch out all my rubbing over looong periods of time. Although.......just in case..... ::starts to rub Leo's oranges, along with his banana::" The author is me. Somehow I doubt anyone's surprised by that..... -------------------- Irish is my special e-stalker. I leave the blinds open for him. :P // I'm the designated keeper of sobreity. Jell-o Shooters anyone? // I will always have fond memories of Leo's big banana and Cheese's sexy penguin. // I am the all powerful Ish Witch! ::insert evil cackle here:: // ALL HAIL PURSTHULHU!
@_@ You will not write secret messages. You will not write secret messages... @_@  |
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Oct 12 2003, 06:07 PM
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 Ai Ravana-hime Group: New Members Posts: 1,834 Joined: 30-June 03 From: Satomi Tadashi Member No.: 421 Gender: Male |
Quote from Candice from the "Who Hates the Vatican? I do!" thread:
"I may be wrong though. I'm not Catholic. Sperm aren't sacred to me. I'll hose those little suckers down with Nonoxynol 9 with no qualms whatsoever. DIE DIE DIE! No fertilizing my eggs today, boys." Pure class, Cand. -------------------- Pimping Lolo and ridin' teh Trout since 2003. Dominated by Tigersong, e-hubby, since 2004.
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Oct 14 2003, 04:51 AM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 1,767 Joined: 9-June 03 From: North Carolina Member No.: 374 Gender: Male |
In IRC:
<cand> My cat is driving me f**king NUTS <cand> She needs someone to molest her so she'll shut the f**k up. <cand> MEOWWWWWWWWW *shoves butt up in air*.....lookit, I'm in heat! Fix it mommy!!! <cand> The cat does that, not me, btw. Hello, my name's Irish and my mommy molests kitties. |
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Oct 17 2003, 02:45 PM
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Has been kidnapped by gerbils and forced to post on here repeatedly Group: Validating Posts: 1,075 Joined: 13-July 03 Member No.: 451 Gender: Male |
<jicama> jaq- are frisbees evil?
<jaq> Aren't all things that fly through the air sinister in some way? Ever see "The Birds"? What about mosquitos? And don't tell me you've ever loved volleyball. Airplanes make too much noise, gliders look stupid and the purpose of kites is to get away from you. Of course frisbees are evil. -------------------- Smileys don't mean not destuctive and not vicious
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Oct 18 2003, 04:40 AM
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 Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
IrishGuy's custom title: I liked things better when I didn't understand them.
I love that. 
-------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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Oct 18 2003, 11:03 AM
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 Steadily spiralling into the abyss Group: New Members Posts: 3,733 Joined: 20-March 03 From: London, UK Member No.: 154 |
inky - I do love music. It's the gift that never stops giving. Like masturbation.
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How Much Do You Reckon This Food Processor's Worth? Well? How Much Is It Worth? Come On. For F--k's Sake Just Hazard A Guess You Half-Witted Proletarian S--t - We Haven't Got All F--king Day. This Is A Game Show, Not A F--king Waiting Room. Now Spit Your F--king Answer Out Or I'll Kick You All The Way Back To Whichever P--s-Streaked Council Estate You Crawled From, So You Can Hatch The Rest Of Your Futureless Offspring In Empty-Handed Misery. Now Answer Me, C--T. Explicitly confrontational version of The Price Is Right. Shiny Blog |
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Oct 19 2003, 10:07 PM
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Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
From IRC:
<LoLo> i think i just peed a little <LoLo> brb -------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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Nov 12 2003, 06:02 AM
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Group: Moderators Posts: 1,767 Joined: 9-June 03 From: North Carolina Member No.: 374 Gender: Male |
IRC late at night
<irish> We're young pure boys. It's how we think <jaq> pure? <irish> Yes. Pure. As pure as can be living in today's society. <jaq> Ah...Like ivory. <irish> Yeah...we float |
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Nov 21 2003, 02:56 AM
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#165
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samazon Group: Established Members Posts: 900 Joined: 7-April 03 From: Mississippi Member No.: 234 Gender: Female |
I just revamped the Quotes so they'll fit on a different server. Tripod = suxors. I'll be adding the new quotes tomorrow night. Roxor.
-------------------- I saw you, Walt Whitman, childless, lonely old grubber, poking among the meats in the refrigerator and eyeing the grocery boys. I heard you asking questions of each: Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my Angel? Ginsberg
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Jan 5 2004, 07:38 AM
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#166
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ever-hopeful since 2003 Group: Moderators Posts: 6,037 Joined: 27-February 03 From: Midwest US Member No.: 54 Gender: Secret |
Today/night in IRC:
[01:36] <Mr_Fuzzy> There is something humiliating about trying to look for a 3d image of a cavernous arsehole. [01:43] <Aries> Broken....means...crack...and crack means....OH MY F--KING GOD ALL I CAN SEE IS A GIGANTIC GAPING ASS |
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Jan 8 2004, 01:34 AM
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ever-hopeful since 2003 Group: Moderators Posts: 6,037 Joined: 27-February 03 From: Midwest US Member No.: 54 Gender: Secret |
tigersong (faux brit accent): oh, look at me, I'm pretentious!
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Jan 8 2004, 04:37 PM
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 Has gone untreated for blurriness since 1986 Group: Established Members Posts: 1,921 Joined: 3-August 03 Member No.: 505 Gender: Secret |
The entirety of Sean's essay. If he doesn't post it here, I'll just nab it and stick it in Raoul and Steve.
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Feb 14 2004, 01:50 AM
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samazon Group: Established Members Posts: 900 Joined: 7-April 03 From: Mississippi Member No.: 234 Gender: Female |
Tragic, iddnit?
I'll update it when I can, I promise. I suppose a worthless excuse is in order... Um? I forgot, kind of. I've been awfully busy with writing and schoolwork and all that stuff. *sigh* *scampers off to work on the thingiestuff* -------------------- I saw you, Walt Whitman, childless, lonely old grubber, poking among the meats in the refrigerator and eyeing the grocery boys. I heard you asking questions of each: Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my Angel? Ginsberg
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Jul 25 2004, 11:16 PM
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Has been kidnapped by gerbils and forced to post on here repeatedly Group: Validating Posts: 1,075 Joined: 13-July 03 Member No.: 451 Gender: Male |
||||| NEW QUOTE SITE |||||
YAY! ... as Hyp has been occupied in RL lately, she has kindly allowed me to revamp the quotesite ... It is now database driven so updates can be submitted directly ... It is hosted on this free host thingy that can handle ASP and databases, which is just FAN.TASTICally amazing ... Shame I had to change the address, but databases are needed ... SO .... if a good quote is spotted, you can submit it to the site directly. It might even be included, though it might not. The idea is to make the thing a really good read, so the quality of the quote has to be top notch. We can't just stick everything on there .. ya'll know what I mean ... Its version 3.0a and is a liiiittle bit fragile, but I'll try to make it so that it's usable ... Go see ... get your quotes while they're quotey ... MASSIVE EDIT: Quote site seems to work here once more: Ò_ó http://n.1asphost.com/matazonequotesite this is the only one that appears to work on occasion ... Please tell me if it goes down/comes back again ... I'll be looking out ofr it. The are our LAST HOPE! Ò_ó This post has been edited by Pab: Aug 6 2004, 10:21 AM -------------------- Smileys don't mean not destuctive and not vicious
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Jul 25 2004, 11:32 PM
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 This space intentionally left blank Group: Admin Posts: 2,368 Joined: 30-March 03 From: Venta Belgarum Member No.: 203 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Pab @ Jul 26 2004, 01:16 AM) get your quotes while they're quotey ... Bwa ha ha, unknowingly you quote me. My poison fist will crush all who oppose me! I'll go and sit in the corner now, thinking about what I've done. -------------------- We are at war with Eastasia. We have always been at war with Eastasia. We were never at war with Eurasia. Eurasia is our ally.
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Jul 26 2004, 08:57 AM
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Has been kidnapped by gerbils and forced to post on here repeatedly Group: Validating Posts: 1,075 Joined: 13-July 03 Member No.: 451 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Mr Fuzzy @ Jul 26 2004, 01:32 AM) QUOTE (Pab @ Jul 26 2004, 01:16 AM) get your quotes while they're quotey ... Bwa ha ha, unknowingly you quote me. My poison fist will crush all who oppose me! I'll go and sit in the corner now, thinking about what I've done. Well, maybe so, but it IS the sub-title to this thread. Personnally I wouldn't bother with ANY quote site that didn't claim that you should 'get your quotes while they're quotey' ... Would you? -------------------- Smileys don't mean not destuctive and not vicious
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Jul 27 2004, 05:14 AM
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Group: Moderators Posts: 1,767 Joined: 9-June 03 From: North Carolina Member No.: 374 Gender: Male |
Wow. I was just reading the old one. Good job, Pab!
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Jul 28 2004, 11:29 AM
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Has been kidnapped by gerbils and forced to post on here repeatedly Group: Validating Posts: 1,075 Joined: 13-July 03 Member No.: 451 Gender: Male |
Thanks Irish ... you are a big sweetie-pie ...
THIS THREAD HAS MOVED!!!!! (to here ...) As the URL has changed, I need to make some noise about this so you guys see that we have an updateable quote site that you can submit quotes to ... So here it is in Daily Life, and Mata was kind enough to edit the first post at the top of the thread to include the new address ... So for those who skimp on reading: MASSIVE EDIT (again) Quote site seems to work here once more: Ò_ó http://n.1asphost.com/matazonequotesite this is the only one that appears to work on occasion ... Please tell me if it goes down/comes back again ... I'll be looking out ofr it. The are our LAST HOPE! Ò_ó ... <<< (website address updated again to another server *sighs*) This post has been edited by Pab: Aug 6 2004, 10:22 AM -------------------- Smileys don't mean not destuctive and not vicious
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Jul 28 2004, 12:53 PM
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Group: Moderators Posts: 1,767 Joined: 9-June 03 From: North Carolina Member No.: 374 Gender: Male |
And what a site it is! Neat, ordered, with BUTTONS!
Not that I'm fishing for pab loving. Noooo, not me. |
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