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 Sep 25 2004, 10:04 PM
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 Faeries don't bite we just nibble a bit!  Group: Moderators Posts: 1,695 Joined: 16-August 03 From: A town called Malice, England, The world Member No.: 535 Gender: Female  |
Mata invented the microchip (with a little help from some little green men) but refused to take credit for it as this would have menat revealing his secret- he is actually the missing midget member of girls aloud
-------------------- If life hands you a lemon make lemonade, lace it with cyanide and then pass it around. What can I say I'm a revenge type of gal!!! Ryn
Wearing a large shiny tag around neck "Uncullable Faerie" Official S P A N G L E R and self proclaimed protector of Tribe Wyvern- OOh Sparkly!! Proud leader of the Super Spangler Squad. Me and Stardust wil spangle your a$$!! |
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Sep 25 2004, 10:11 PM
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 Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
If you click the right combination of hyperlinks in the forum, it tickles Mata and he giggles like a girl.
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Sep 25 2004, 10:13 PM
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 Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
I thought they were criminal justice books that he was made out of.
-------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Sep 25 2004, 10:18 PM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Righteous @ Sep 25 2004, 10:13 PM) I thought they were criminal justice books that he was made out of.  Them too... But only because he wrote them all himself. -------------------- |
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Sep 25 2004, 10:23 PM
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Technically a giant, intellectual midget. Group: Established Members Posts: 4,319 Joined: 29-March 03 From: Enger-land Member No.: 197 Gender: Transgender |
Mata came to me rescue once when I was slightly lost in Winchester, he came running down the road, took be back to his house, found out where my hotel was (on the internet) and walked me half way there in the rain then went back home and finished cooking dinner for sues.
Better Mata? -------------------- He's a freak of nature, but we love him so.
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Sep 25 2004, 11:23 PM
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 I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Established Members Posts: 1,959 Joined: 12-May 04 From: Victoria B.C. Member No.: 1,112 Gender: Female |
Mata has brainwashed quite a few people including CommieBastard and now, apparently, Sir Psycho Sexy.
--------------------      It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. - SpeakertotheLost |
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Sep 25 2004, 11:30 PM
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 Social Introvert, Sporatic Poster Group: New Members Posts: 249 Joined: 30-November 03 From: School, East Coast, Canada Member No.: 747 |
It's a known fact that Mata is in no way affilliated with the government or the mafia.
Psst. Hey Mata, don't worry I won't give anything away. |
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Sep 25 2004, 11:41 PM
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 omno-ahhhhhhh! Group: Established Members Posts: 2,124 Joined: 20-June 04 From: London, England. Member No.: 1,174 Gender: Secret |
There was a girl who my little sister's best friend's child minder used to mind, who's pa said he heard from his postie, who'd just returned form Niger on holiday, that the one of the chamber maids told her that she'd hear the story of a man from England named Mata who helpes little old ladies carry thier shopping home.- BUT he that he only does it to steal their chocolate digestives and moth balls!
-------------------- A society that takes itself too seriously risks bottling up its tensions and treating every example of irreverence as a threat to its existence. Humour is one of the great solvents of democracy. It permits the ambiguities and contradictions of public life to be articulated in non-violent forms. It promotes diversity. It enables a multitude of discontents to be expressed in a myriad of spontaneous ways. It is an elixir of constitutional health. J. Sachs in Laugh It Off Promotions CC v SAB International (Finance) BV t/a SabMark International (Freedom of Expression Institute as Amicus Curiae) 2006 (1) SA 144 (CC)
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Sep 25 2004, 11:48 PM
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Social Introvert, Sporatic Poster Group: New Members Posts: 249 Joined: 30-November 03 From: School, East Coast, Canada Member No.: 747 |
QUOTE (funked)out_frog @ Sep 25 2004, 08:41 PM) There was a girl who my little sister's best friend's child minder used to mind, who's pa said he heard from his postie, who'd just returned form Niger on holiday, that the one of the chamber maids told her that she'd hear the story of a man from England named Mata who helpes little old ladies carry thier shopping home.- BUT he that he only does it to steal their chocolate digestives and moth balls! *gasps* NO Way! Let this be a lesson to everyone. Nobody should allow their grandmother's to go shopping unattended!! Please don't let this happen to little old ladies near you! |
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Sep 25 2004, 11:53 PM
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 Microwave your children Group: Established Members Posts: 1,082 Joined: 14-June 04 From: Hampshire, UK Member No.: 1,164 |
Mata stole my socks. The one with the cows on them.
What an evil bar steward. -------------------- Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All bastard.
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Sep 26 2004, 12:03 AM
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 Pocky Ninja Master Group: Established Members Posts: 3,438 Joined: 31-March 03 From: The relm of insanity Member No.: 205 |
mata stole the source code for half life to which delayed it so long.
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I am the Pocky Ninja Master |>34|2 |)4 |\|!\|\J4 My new minoin is MATA I snached him first YAH!!! A member of Mr Snaffleburger Death Cult I have a acid bunny named fluffy the distroyer I have a Vadka Imp named Jenifer she give me tasty jucies and sell well (yummm Vadka) I peadged to ish go ish click for pic (sorry, the pic's a little too big...debs) |
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Sep 26 2004, 12:25 AM
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 There is glass between us...! Group: Established Members Posts: 265 Joined: 24-April 04 From: Denial Member No.: 1,091 Gender: Male |
I'm sure you all knew that Mata is personally responsible for global warming. And the greenhouse effect. And the election of GWB.
Did I mention he was a freemason? -------------------- "Hell is... other people." No Exit by Jean-Paul Sartre.
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Sep 26 2004, 12:25 AM
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I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Established Members Posts: 1,959 Joined: 12-May 04 From: Victoria B.C. Member No.: 1,112 Gender: Female |
Forever Unknown spotted Mata tending bar in London. She said he wasn't doing it very well. Probably giving people the wrong drinks and tripping the wait staff while they tried to carry full trays.
-------------------- It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. - SpeakertotheLost |
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Sep 26 2004, 12:38 AM
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Microwave your children Group: Established Members Posts: 1,082 Joined: 14-June 04 From: Hampshire, UK Member No.: 1,164 |
True true true. Apart from the lies.
-------------------- Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All bastard.
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Sep 26 2004, 01:21 AM
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 Took this grammar! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,246 Joined: 23-March 03 From: Saskatoon Member No.: 165 Gender: Female |
Mata makes awesome animations and is a font of wisdom and can be counted on to keep a level head when everyone else is running around like chickens with their heads chopped off.
Also I heard that he sucks the skins off peanuts in grocery stores and spits them back into the bag without buying them. -------------------- Everytime the blue screen went out, Stan the weatherman suffered an existential crisis.
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Sep 26 2004, 03:30 AM
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 I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
Mata s actually Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen.
-------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Sep 26 2004, 03:42 AM
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Took this grammar! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,246 Joined: 23-March 03 From: Saskatoon Member No.: 165 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (PsychWardMike @ Sep 26 2004, 12:30 PM) Mata s actually Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen. *shudders* Let's not get ugly now -------------------- Everytime the blue screen went out, Stan the weatherman suffered an existential crisis.
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Sep 26 2004, 03:54 AM
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 Bleeg? Group: New Members Posts: 374 Joined: 21-March 04 From: OH MY GOD WHERE AM I?!?!?! Member No.: 1,021 |
Mata likes to dress up in his mothers clothing and dance around the living room on a regular basis. I saw him do it once.
-------------------- >(|||> Pround owner of the Uber-carrot! Ph34r it! Come closer. . . so I can slap the sh*t out of you! . . . do I LOOK like a friggin people person? Bumper stickers are so lame. . . Bumper STICKS are where it's at! You should duct tape a stick to your bumper and be like me!
. . . I'm hearing voices but all they do is complain. . . What if I had a mustard-drenched cucumber tied to my leg and I did not want my pants to get dirty? Ya better checkety-check yourself before ya wreckety-wreck yourself! Once you finally create something original, someone comes along and steals it. . . not to say that's a BAD thing. . . |
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Sep 26 2004, 03:59 AM
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I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
Mata is actually EVERY famous Britis person ever. Keith Richards and Queen Elizabeth included.
-------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Sep 26 2004, 05:04 AM
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 Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
Mata pimps out bunnies when he's short on cash.
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Sep 26 2004, 07:27 AM
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omno-ahhhhhhh! Group: Established Members Posts: 2,124 Joined: 20-June 04 From: London, England. Member No.: 1,174 Gender: Secret |
Lolo, it's so good that you have photograpic evidance. I need to go use photoshop, bum, I mean go to the photo shop and er, yeah 'develope' some pictures.
(By the way , big laughts at all the rumors, making me smile. He he he.) -------------------- A society that takes itself too seriously risks bottling up its tensions and treating every example of irreverence as a threat to its existence. Humour is one of the great solvents of democracy. It permits the ambiguities and contradictions of public life to be articulated in non-violent forms. It promotes diversity. It enables a multitude of discontents to be expressed in a myriad of spontaneous ways. It is an elixir of constitutional health. J. Sachs in Laugh It Off Promotions CC v SAB International (Finance) BV t/a SabMark International (Freedom of Expression Institute as Amicus Curiae) 2006 (1) SA 144 (CC)
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Sep 26 2004, 04:07 PM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
Okay, here's a nicer one:
On a good day, Mata can bench press 310 US pounds and deadlift 550. And Jaq, we all knew that. That's not a rumor; that's common sense. Mata is officially the chillest person on the planet. That is unless you step on his foot executing a chain reaction causing to him to change into a giant, rabid purple dog that searches the UK landscape for bunnies and kitties. Then he's not terrebly chill. -------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Sep 26 2004, 05:09 PM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
Mata's dad makes all the animations.
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Sep 26 2004, 06:09 PM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
Upon finding out that I knew of his AIM/text speak exploits, Mata changed his AIM names to SexyGothBloke and lgg4ever and still uses text speak hardcore.
-------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Sep 26 2004, 07:02 PM
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 'Trouble Down Pit' now online! Group: Admin Posts: 10,141 Joined: 22-February 03 From: Southern UK Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Righteous @ Sep 26 2004, 06:09 PM) Mata [...] uses text speak hardcore. *sharp intake of breath* Oo Ri! That's getting pretty low! Pimping bunnies is one thing (and possibly true, I'm not commenting without my lawyer present) but using text speak... Never! I've heard that when I'm asleep I sneak into offices and move folders from the filing cabinets back into the filing trays. -------------------- Trouble Down Pit: Still updated every Monday and Friday
The Matazone Games blog The Matazone Shop The Matazone Blog The Matazone Corset Shop: Snobz corsets at 10% off their recommended price! |
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