 Gay Hobbits Commence Wedding Now!, get here and be bound! |
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 Jan 23 2004, 01:13 AM
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 Kiefer > Jason  Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female  |
Wedding rollcall get your hairy feet in here and tell me if you are here.
Priestest - check --------------------  Being Pimped By Aries Since 2003 |
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Jan 23 2004, 01:14 AM
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 Rabid Saskatchewanian Group: Established Members Posts: 1,026 Joined: 2-December 03 Member No.: 752 Gender: Male |
Gay hobbit-groom #1 Check.
-------------------- At the Left Hand of God
OMFG STEAM R0X0RZ TEH BIG ONE111! Thou shalt not lie with a man as with a woman; it is an abomination. Thou shalt do it standing up. Dominating Aries, e-hubby, since 2004. |
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Jan 23 2004, 01:15 AM
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 Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
Random hobbit lusting after Legolas - check.
-------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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Jan 23 2004, 01:15 AM
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 Ai Ravana-hime Group: New Members Posts: 1,834 Joined: 30-June 03 From: Satomi Tadashi Member No.: 421 Gender: Male |
How quickly people descended upon this thread.
Goodness. The Bride is here. (that's me, by the way) -------------------- Pimping Lolo and ridin' teh Trout since 2003. Dominated by Tigersong, e-hubby, since 2004.
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Jan 23 2004, 01:15 AM
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 never enough yaoi in the world... Group: New Members Posts: 233 Joined: 10-December 03 From: Manitoba Member No.: 783 |
Dwarf in pink spangly tights with bulbous falsies, ready to cry at will and begin the orgy when ready!
 So Aries, dahling, tell us all - in explicit detail- what that hot bod of yours is wearing! |
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Jan 23 2004, 01:15 AM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 1,767 Joined: 9-June 03 From: North Carolina Member No.: 374 Gender: Male |
Heterosexual, hairless Ring bearer - check
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Jan 23 2004, 01:17 AM
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Ai Ravana-hime Group: New Members Posts: 1,834 Joined: 30-June 03 From: Satomi Tadashi Member No.: 421 Gender: Male |
/me runs up to Cand, dresses her up like Arwen and drags her backstage to get ready
Insta-Bridesmaid! 
-------------------- Pimping Lolo and ridin' teh Trout since 2003. Dominated by Tigersong, e-hubby, since 2004.
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Jan 23 2004, 01:20 AM
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Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Prince Aries @ Jan 23 2004, 01:16 AM) /me runs up to Cand, dresses her up like Arwen and drags her backstage to get ready Insta-Bridesmaid! Rawr! I'm still gonna lust after Legolas though. And now after myself as well....hehe.  *looks at self in mirror*...how YOU doin'? -------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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Jan 23 2004, 01:20 AM
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Rabid Saskatchewanian Group: Established Members Posts: 1,026 Joined: 2-December 03 Member No.: 752 Gender: Male |
Dresses up in best hobbit suit and looks to Peter Jackson to do some fancy-schmancy special effects to make me look short.
-------------------- At the Left Hand of God
OMFG STEAM R0X0RZ TEH BIG ONE111! Thou shalt not lie with a man as with a woman; it is an abomination. Thou shalt do it standing up. Dominating Aries, e-hubby, since 2004. |
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Jan 23 2004, 01:21 AM
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 ever-hopeful since 2003 Group: Moderators Posts: 6,037 Joined: 27-February 03 From: Midwest US Member No.: 54 Gender: Secret |
I'm here. Sort of. Keep me in close proximity to a trashcan or toilet, I'm still very much ill.
*sets herself up in the back* |
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Jan 23 2004, 01:22 AM
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Ai Ravana-hime Group: New Members Posts: 1,834 Joined: 30-June 03 From: Satomi Tadashi Member No.: 421 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (candice @ Jan 22 2004, 07:19 PM) Rawr! I'm still gonna lust after Legolas though. And now after myself as well....hehe. *looks at self in mirror*...how YOU doin'? CandICE, you can play with the rubber chicken AFTER the ceremony. In the meantime, can we PLEASE just focus on the task at hand? And lusting after Legolas...way to keep with story continuity there, girl.
-------------------- Pimping Lolo and ridin' teh Trout since 2003. Dominated by Tigersong, e-hubby, since 2004.
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Jan 23 2004, 01:24 AM
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Rabid Saskatchewanian Group: Established Members Posts: 1,026 Joined: 2-December 03 Member No.: 752 Gender: Male |
We need a Legolas in here. *calls to Cheese* Get in here and be Legolas and my best man, damn it!
-------------------- At the Left Hand of God
OMFG STEAM R0X0RZ TEH BIG ONE111! Thou shalt not lie with a man as with a woman; it is an abomination. Thou shalt do it standing up. Dominating Aries, e-hubby, since 2004. |
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Jan 23 2004, 01:25 AM
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Group: Moderators Posts: 1,767 Joined: 9-June 03 From: North Carolina Member No.: 374 Gender: Male |
*Puts on the ring and disappears* MWaahaahaaahaa
*Runs around the room goosing people* |
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Jan 23 2004, 01:26 AM
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Rabid Saskatchewanian Group: Established Members Posts: 1,026 Joined: 2-December 03 Member No.: 752 Gender: Male |
Did we explain that it's a *cock* ring, dearie?
-------------------- At the Left Hand of God
OMFG STEAM R0X0RZ TEH BIG ONE111! Thou shalt not lie with a man as with a woman; it is an abomination. Thou shalt do it standing up. Dominating Aries, e-hubby, since 2004. |
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Jan 23 2004, 01:26 AM
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 I post more than I speak Group: Established Members Posts: 8,738 Joined: 10-March 03 Member No.: 116 |
legolas here....
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Jan 23 2004, 01:27 AM
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Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
Aries please walk down the isle and tell me when you're at the altar.
Followed by whomever else is walking. And don't forget to say friend and enter! -------------------- Being Pimped By Aries Since 2003 |
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Jan 23 2004, 01:27 AM
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Rabid Saskatchewanian Group: Established Members Posts: 1,026 Joined: 2-December 03 Member No.: 752 Gender: Male |
Lusts after Legolas!
Stands at the altar, waiting patiently. -------------------- At the Left Hand of God
OMFG STEAM R0X0RZ TEH BIG ONE111! Thou shalt not lie with a man as with a woman; it is an abomination. Thou shalt do it standing up. Dominating Aries, e-hubby, since 2004. |
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Jan 23 2004, 01:28 AM
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Ai Ravana-hime Group: New Members Posts: 1,834 Joined: 30-June 03 From: Satomi Tadashi Member No.: 421 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Tigersong @ Jan 22 2004, 07:25 PM) Did we explain that it's a *cock* ring, dearie? I dont think he cares. But we're going to need that for the honeymoon, Irish, so I hope you return it....CLEANED.....to us when you're done with it. -------------------- Pimping Lolo and ridin' teh Trout since 2003. Dominated by Tigersong, e-hubby, since 2004.
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Jan 23 2004, 01:28 AM
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never enough yaoi in the world... Group: New Members Posts: 233 Joined: 10-December 03 From: Manitoba Member No.: 783 |
So, question: are we all going to be present when the ---clears throat-- "ring" gets put on?
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Jan 23 2004, 01:29 AM
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Group: Moderators Posts: 1,767 Joined: 9-June 03 From: North Carolina Member No.: 374 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Prince Aries @ Jan 22 2004, 08:27 PM) QUOTE (Tigersong @ Jan 22 2004, 07:25 PM) Did we explain that it's a *cock* ring, dearie? I dont think he cares. But we're going to need that for the honeymoon, Irish, so I hope you return it....CLEANED.....to us when you're done with it. Eeeww eeww eeeww eeewww *takes off the ring and borrows one of Missy's trashcans* You guys need mental help. You're perfect for each other. |
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Jan 23 2004, 01:29 AM
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Rabid Saskatchewanian Group: Established Members Posts: 1,026 Joined: 2-December 03 Member No.: 752 Gender: Male |
But of course, dear Artemesia!
-------------------- At the Left Hand of God
OMFG STEAM R0X0RZ TEH BIG ONE111! Thou shalt not lie with a man as with a woman; it is an abomination. Thou shalt do it standing up. Dominating Aries, e-hubby, since 2004. |
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Jan 23 2004, 01:31 AM
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Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
We are gathered here today to witness the union of these two hobbits in the sanctity of holy matrimony. If there are any objections speak now and I will banish you with my long staff, and not in a good way. I will also delete your post.
-------------------- Being Pimped By Aries Since 2003 |
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Jan 23 2004, 01:31 AM
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Ai Ravana-hime Group: New Members Posts: 1,834 Joined: 30-June 03 From: Satomi Tadashi Member No.: 421 Gender: Male |
/me walks down the aisle, Galadriel style, with a procession of Lothlorien elves (ignore bad spellings here people)
/me walks up the aisle and the procession parts to stand behind me when I reach the alter, looking deeply into the eyes of the Song of Tiger. CandICE is standing behind me, lusting after the Best Man. I turn around, kick her in the shin, turn back around, smile really big and we continue...... -------------------- Pimping Lolo and ridin' teh Trout since 2003. Dominated by Tigersong, e-hubby, since 2004.
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Jan 23 2004, 01:32 AM
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Rabid Saskatchewanian Group: Established Members Posts: 1,026 Joined: 2-December 03 Member No.: 752 Gender: Male |
Is that a LONG HARD THROBBING magic staff?
-------------------- At the Left Hand of God
OMFG STEAM R0X0RZ TEH BIG ONE111! Thou shalt not lie with a man as with a woman; it is an abomination. Thou shalt do it standing up. Dominating Aries, e-hubby, since 2004. |
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Jan 23 2004, 01:32 AM
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never enough yaoi in the world... Group: New Members Posts: 233 Joined: 10-December 03 From: Manitoba Member No.: 783 |
I'm at the altar too, as a best dwarf, slapping Tiger on the ass and winking in the bride's direction and telling him what a lucky dog he is!
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