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 Feb 25 2004, 11:23 PM
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 dream to make believe  Group: Established Members Posts: 2,522 Joined: 12-January 04 From: England Member No.: 863 Gender: Female  |
QUOTE (OishiiOtaku @ Feb 25 2004, 07:55 PM) QUOTE (snoo @ Feb 25 2004, 06:30 PM) your ears never stop growing...until you die and the paper clip thing is for me to know and you to find out  Your ears grow? And why cant you tell me? I promise i'll keep it a secret. yes they grow...and they never stop! That's why old men have huge ears! I, apparently, have baby ears...woo! And I can't tell you cos then I'd have to randomly do things to you with a paper clip until I find method no 58 
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Feb 25 2004, 11:29 PM
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 It's him Group: New Members Posts: 249 Joined: 25-January 04 From: The great states. Member No.: 891 Gender: Male |
James Madison was the first president to wear trousers.
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Feb 26 2004, 02:12 AM
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 a hoopy frood who really knows where her towel is Group: New Members Posts: 1,203 Joined: 26-February 03 From: saskatchewan! Member No.: 46 |
a goldfish has no long term memory and it's short term memory only lasts for about 5 seconds.
gold fish have the instinct to eat, but not to stop eating- so if you give them too much food, they will eat until their stomach explodes! -------------------- i don't need eternal truth, i've got shadow puppets!
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Feb 26 2004, 09:33 AM
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dream to make believe Group: Established Members Posts: 2,522 Joined: 12-January 04 From: England Member No.: 863 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (jicama @ Feb 26 2004, 02:11 AM) a goldfish has no long term memory and it's short term memory only lasts for about 5 seconds. gold fish have the instinct to eat, but not to stop eating- so if you give them too much food, they will eat until their stomach explodes! is that why you never see wild goldfish? -------------------- |
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Feb 26 2004, 12:59 PM
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Has been kidnapped by gerbils and forced to post on here repeatedly Group: Validating Posts: 1,075 Joined: 13-July 03 Member No.: 451 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (snoo @ Feb 26 2004, 10:32 AM) QUOTE (jicama @ Feb 26 2004, 02:11 AM) a goldfish has no long term memory and it's short term memory only lasts for about 5 seconds. gold fish have the instinct to eat, but not to stop eating- so if you give them too much food, they will eat until their stomach explodes! is that why you never see wild goldfish? Too see wild goldfish, you have 2 main alternatives: a. Develop gills, and go live in the lakes, streams, ponds and some rivers of Japan and China ... b. put speakers on either side of the goldfish bowl, and play RicK Astley music really load ... Wild? They'll be livid .... Useless fact of the day: I have now started learning ASP.NET, and it kicks bucket ... A small step for man, but a massive leap forward for me and my clients. Pab, you rock so much you must be permanently sea-sick ... ... I know ... I know ... Pab, you're talking to yourself again ... Yeah? Well you're a small mousy rodent ... -------------------- Smileys don't mean not destuctive and not vicious
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Feb 26 2004, 08:55 PM
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 Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
The lead singer of the band Dope is named Edsel Dope. I say again, his name is Edsel Dope. There is someone on this planet named Edsel Dope.
-------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Feb 27 2004, 12:33 AM
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 Worrying Group: New Members Posts: 134 Joined: 18-February 04 From: Kentucky, USA Member No.: 953 |
Some tree leaves have a water potential of -15 mega pascals, as opposed to, say, an average inflated tire, which has positive 0.2 MPa.
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Feb 27 2004, 12:35 AM
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 Super advanced member Group: New Members Posts: 73 Joined: 26-February 04 From: canada! rox! Member No.: 967 |
one time i ate someany chocolate that i threw up!!!!
-------------------- QUEENIE IS MY N00B PERSON!!! I :WUB: HER SOOOOOOO MUCH!!!
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Feb 27 2004, 12:38 AM
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 Samauri Teapain Group: Established Members Posts: 2,172 Joined: 3-January 04 From: In a Cardboard box under my bed. Member No.: 844 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Kamaradi @ Feb 27 2004, 12:32 AM) Some tree leaves have a water potential of -15 mega pascals, as opposed to, say, an average inflated tire, which has positive 0.2 MPa. So therefore to balance the water potential out the tree leaves would (if they ever came into contact) allow water to diffuse between them giving them a water potential of ...argh, no wonder I'm failing A Level Biology. Did you know that if Cigarettes were just invented (and the governments didn't know how much cash they could rake in from taxes) they would be straight away classified as an A Class Drug alongside Heroin. -------------------- @>-'--,--Cath and gothictheysay are my E-Teapotettes.@>-'--,--
Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( ) "I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell." A proud Viking never stops masturbating. Taking over Matazone Forums since 2011. |
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Feb 27 2004, 01:37 AM
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a hoopy frood who really knows where her towel is Group: New Members Posts: 1,203 Joined: 26-February 03 From: saskatchewan! Member No.: 46 |
the mayor of saskatoon (where i am) wants to build a dome that would encompass all of downtown. thus, he was voted "craziest mayor in canada".
in the game of clue, the victim is named "mr. black" in england, but "mr. boddy" in north america. in "pyscho", hitchcock used chocolate syrup as the fake blood for the shower scene. -------------------- i don't need eternal truth, i've got shadow puppets!
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Feb 27 2004, 10:03 AM
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 Don't you just love hot water bottles? Group: New Members Posts: 2,606 Joined: 21-March 03 From: York University Member No.: 160 Gender: Female |
chocolate syrup?? strange, why not the traditional (and probably cheaper) ketchup?
the french use the same word for peach and fishing...."do you want to go peaching?" "nah, i got some fish trees to plant" hehe 
-------------------- It's not so bad being trendy, everyone who looks like me is my friend...
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Feb 27 2004, 11:56 AM
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Has been kidnapped by gerbils and forced to post on here repeatedly Group: Validating Posts: 1,075 Joined: 13-July 03 Member No.: 451 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (the lil' pie fairy @ Feb 27 2004, 11:02 AM) chocolate syrup?? strange, why not the traditional (and probably cheaper) ketchup? the french use the same word for peach and fishing...."do you want to go peaching?" "nah, i got some fish trees to plant" hehe The same word also means "sin" or "to sin" ... So lets see now: "Do you wanna go and peach?" .... "Nah ... I going to pick some sins" ... "what are you fishing for?" ... "The cardinal peach!" ... you started it ... /Je mange mon mon pie de peche pendant que je peche, quelle peche! -------------------- Smileys don't mean not destuctive and not vicious
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Feb 27 2004, 12:26 PM
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 This space intentionally left blank Group: Admin Posts: 2,368 Joined: 30-March 03 From: Venta Belgarum Member No.: 203 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (jicama @ Feb 27 2004, 01:36 AM) in the game of clue, the victim is named "mr. black" in england, but "mr. boddy" in north america. We also call it Cluedo. QUOTE (the lil' pie fairy @ Feb 27 2004, 11:02 AM) chocolate syrup?? strange, why not the traditional (and probably cheaper) ketchup? It's a better consistency for it, and being a black and white film the colour didn't matter. -------------------- We are at war with Eastasia. We have always been at war with Eastasia. We were never at war with Eurasia. Eurasia is our ally.
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Feb 27 2004, 05:54 PM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
Sully Erna from Godsmack is 5'3" and was a drummer before he sang for Godsmack.
Mushroomhead's Stitch had never been in a band before joining Shroomhead last ear. -------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Feb 27 2004, 10:02 PM
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Don't you just love hot water bottles? Group: New Members Posts: 2,606 Joined: 21-March 03 From: York University Member No.: 160 Gender: Female |
you do like your shroomhead, don't you? good band i think, although i haven't heard much of their stuff.
more on topic, there's a film out here in england called "SEX LIVES OF THE POTATO MEN" oh, the stories we made based on that title today
-------------------- It's not so bad being trendy, everyone who looks like me is my friend...
SHINY... Freshers Flu is a buttmunch. |
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Feb 27 2004, 10:05 PM
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 Took this grammar! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,246 Joined: 23-March 03 From: Saskatoon Member No.: 165 Gender: Female |
I don't know if anyone has done these ones yet:
Pigs and humans are the only animals that get sunburns An average fruit fly lives for 3 monthes Superman's real name is Kal-el -------------------- Everytime the blue screen went out, Stan the weatherman suffered an existential crisis.
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Feb 27 2004, 10:09 PM
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Don't you just love hot water bottles? Group: New Members Posts: 2,606 Joined: 21-March 03 From: York University Member No.: 160 Gender: Female |
what, so the duck-billed platypii don't burn?? damn, there goes another plan for world domination...
 my ex boyfriends uncle won't stop ringing me to ask me if i want to go to the pub tomorrow evening. all because i accidentally rolled on my phone at 4:15 the other morning, he rang to say oi cause my number was on their house phone (where he's staying) so i apologised, but then he kept ringing. and today, he's rung five times this evening and i haven't answered once. WHY?!?! -------------------- It's not so bad being trendy, everyone who looks like me is my friend...
SHINY... Freshers Flu is a buttmunch. |
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Feb 29 2004, 03:41 PM
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 I've been brainwashed Group: Admin Posts: 4,120 Joined: 10-August 03 From: Cheshire Member No.: 526 Gender: Secret |
Humans and dolphins are the only animals to have sex for pleasure!
-------------------- How would you feel about life if Death was your older sister? You're only young once but you can stay immature indefinetly!!!!
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Feb 29 2004, 05:07 PM
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 Is conformity, consumption, and obedience really that bad? Group: New Members Posts: 1,788 Joined: 10-October 03 Member No.: 644 |
QUOTE (Cath @ Feb 29 2004, 10:40 AM) Humans and dolphins are the only animals to have sex for pleasure! I don't believe we are the only primates to do so. Bonobos and other apes I believe can mate for pleasure. -------------------- Still around, just lurking.
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Feb 29 2004, 05:13 PM
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 Member Group: New Members Posts: 20 Joined: 28-February 04 Member No.: 973 |
A can of spam is opened every 4 seconds.
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Feb 29 2004, 05:15 PM
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Is conformity, consumption, and obedience really that bad? Group: New Members Posts: 1,788 Joined: 10-October 03 Member No.: 644 |
QUOTE (Blue @ Feb 29 2004, 12:12 PM) A can of spam is opened every 4 seconds. In a related bit... Hawaii has a huge warehouse of spam, with millions of cans of it. If Hawaii ever ran out of spam they would experiance an incredible economic depression. Because poi tastes like glue.
-------------------- Still around, just lurking.
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Feb 29 2004, 05:43 PM
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Member Group: New Members Posts: 20 Joined: 28-February 04 Member No.: 973 |
The national dish of the Faroe Islands is Puffin stuffed with Rhubarb.
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Mar 2 2004, 09:44 PM
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Guppy Xtreme! Group: New Members Posts: 3 Joined: 1-March 04 From: california Member No.: 979 |
its illegal to spit on the sidewalk in clovis, ca
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Mar 3 2004, 01:27 AM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
Sid (#0) from Slipknot joined the band after he randomly headbutted Clown (#6) atone of their earlier shows.
To join the band, Clown was dared to drink his own piss. He was later payed twenty bucks to regurgitate it and drink it again. -------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Mar 4 2004, 04:56 PM
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Don't you just love hot water bottles? Group: New Members Posts: 2,606 Joined: 21-March 03 From: York University Member No.: 160 Gender: Female |
 that's gross. there's a band with a song called "dripping faucet"
-------------------- It's not so bad being trendy, everyone who looks like me is my friend...
SHINY... Freshers Flu is a buttmunch. |
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