 The Would You Rather Game, Absolutely Absurd Dilemmas To Ponder |
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 Apr 21 2005, 08:04 PM
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 Don't do that.  Group: Established Members Posts: 2,270 Joined: 13-March 05 From: Richmond , London, UK Member No.: 1,683 Gender: Male  |
horizontally. i might be able to get away with a wheelchair.
cat poop on your new shoes? -or- dog poop on your new shoes? -------------------- |
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Apr 21 2005, 08:11 PM
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I'm afraid I'm back. Group: Established Members Posts: 3,389 Joined: 23-September 04 From: Cambridge Member No.: 1,308 Gender: Male |
Dog. For some reason.
Would you rather be chained to a lamp post for eternity, OR have a lamp post chained to you for eternity (difference is with this one you can move about, but it doesn't take much to get the lamp post to fall over and crush you)? -------------------- |
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Apr 21 2005, 08:12 PM
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 Dirty Laundry Group: Established Members Posts: 3,191 Joined: 7-January 05 From: By London Member No.: 1,573 Gender: Female |
Cat poop. I've never seen it before, and so hope that it's not sloppy and sticky like dog poop.
Eternal geography lessons -or- Eternal history lessons Edit: Bah. I forgot about this post for some while, damned geog essay and JimiJimi managed to post first. So I guess you can forget all about this post! -------------------- Emma <3 James <3
"Music is a moral law. It gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, a charm to sadness, gaiety and life to everything. It is the essence of order, and leads to all that is good, just and beautiful, of which it is the invisible, but nevertheless dazzling, passionate, and eternal form." - Plato |
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Apr 21 2005, 08:16 PM
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Don't do that. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,270 Joined: 13-March 05 From: Richmond , London, UK Member No.: 1,683 Gender: Male |
history I HATE MY GEOGRAPHY TEACHER
lamp post attached me me (that way it wont look my falt when people look at me) drinking a pint of soya souse -or- drinking a pint of sushi dressing -------------------- |
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Apr 21 2005, 08:22 PM
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Dirty Laundry Group: Established Members Posts: 3,191 Joined: 7-January 05 From: By London Member No.: 1,573 Gender: Female |
Sushi dressing, soya sauce just has that evil factor about it....
Have baby pictures of you pinned all over the country -or- Have modern day pictures of you pinned all over the country (people won't recognise you when you're a baby, but baby pictures are very embarrassing, no?) -------------------- Emma <3 James <3
"Music is a moral law. It gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, a charm to sadness, gaiety and life to everything. It is the essence of order, and leads to all that is good, just and beautiful, of which it is the invisible, but nevertheless dazzling, passionate, and eternal form." - Plato |
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Apr 21 2005, 08:25 PM
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I'm afraid I'm back. Group: Established Members Posts: 3,389 Joined: 23-September 04 From: Cambridge Member No.: 1,308 Gender: Male |
Baby, because then people won't be going 'Ooh, it's that person who is all over the country but noone knows who he is or what he does'.
Would you rather be poked to continually post on Matazone without food until you starve, OR be fed but can never go on Matazone? -------------------- |
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Apr 21 2005, 08:30 PM
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Dirty Laundry Group: Established Members Posts: 3,191 Joined: 7-January 05 From: By London Member No.: 1,573 Gender: Female |
Life without Matazone would be.. . well... death. Or just living without a soul... Something along those lines. It's like a drug. So no food but matazone. Virtual food from the bar will feed me sufficiently.
Your girlfriend dating your dad -or- Your boyfriend dating your mum (If you don't date one of the sexes then just imagine you do  )
-------------------- Emma <3 James <3
"Music is a moral law. It gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, a charm to sadness, gaiety and life to everything. It is the essence of order, and leads to all that is good, just and beautiful, of which it is the invisible, but nevertheless dazzling, passionate, and eternal form." - Plato |
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Apr 21 2005, 08:35 PM
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Don't do that. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,270 Joined: 13-March 05 From: Richmond , London, UK Member No.: 1,683 Gender: Male |
dad dating girlfriend the thought makes me cry.
going on a school trip personly with one of your most hated teachers -or- not have enough money to go and have to stay with the teacher at school BARE IN MIND they make the choices on the holiday such as musiums about fungi etc... -------------------- |
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Apr 21 2005, 08:36 PM
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I'm afraid I'm back. Group: Established Members Posts: 3,389 Joined: 23-September 04 From: Cambridge Member No.: 1,308 Gender: Male |
No money.
Would you rather have the satisfaction of beating IATB to the post three times in one evening, OR Be beaten by IATB with a big stick. -------------------- |
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Apr 21 2005, 08:40 PM
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Don't do that. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,270 Joined: 13-March 05 From: Richmond , London, UK Member No.: 1,683 Gender: Male |
second 1
Getting drunk and kissing someone ugly with everyone watching -or- being kissed by a drunk ugly person -------------------- |
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Apr 21 2005, 08:45 PM
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Dirty Laundry Group: Established Members Posts: 3,191 Joined: 7-January 05 From: By London Member No.: 1,573 Gender: Female |
When you said the second one^^, are you saying that I'm so weak that me hitting you with a big stick feels even better than beating me at posting? Or do you just enjoy me hitting you with a big stick?
Getting drunk and kissing, because then the experience is easy. Being beaten to posting four times in an evening (I'm predicting this being the forth time) -or- Being eaten alive by sharks Edit: This wasn't the forth time! Nyer! 
-------------------- Emma <3 James <3
"Music is a moral law. It gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, a charm to sadness, gaiety and life to everything. It is the essence of order, and leads to all that is good, just and beautiful, of which it is the invisible, but nevertheless dazzling, passionate, and eternal form." - Plato |
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Apr 21 2005, 08:49 PM
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 I plug directly into my computer Group: Established Members Posts: 3,640 Joined: 18-November 04 From: Manchester Member No.: 1,488 Gender: Male |
I don't really care about being beaten to posting so yeah, that one
Farting in the presence of the Pope OR Farting in the presence of the Queen -------------------- QUOTE (Peter Griffin) Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology. |
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Apr 21 2005, 08:51 PM
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Don't do that. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,270 Joined: 13-March 05 From: Richmond , London, UK Member No.: 1,683 Gender: Male |
oooh!oo! the shark 1!!!
yes i do enjoy being hit with sticks. everyone forgeting your bithday -or- too many peole remembering your birthday -------------------- |
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Apr 21 2005, 09:07 PM
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Don't do that. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,270 Joined: 13-March 05 From: Richmond , London, UK Member No.: 1,683 Gender: Male |
aw!
 pope. tart -or- pie very random but i cant think of anyting -------------------- |
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Apr 21 2005, 09:13 PM
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I'm afraid I'm back. Group: Established Members Posts: 3,389 Joined: 23-September 04 From: Cambridge Member No.: 1,308 Gender: Male |
Pie.
Chicken, OR Steak? Pies, that is... -------------------- |
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Apr 22 2005, 12:51 AM
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 Tiffany the wonder llama Group: New Members Posts: 56 Joined: 11-April 05 From: US Member No.: 1,747 Gender: Female |
steak/i/cant/put/any/spaces/or/enters/or/else/my/comp./dies!//would/you/rather:/wear/a/paper/bag/over/your/head/for/the/rest/of/your/life?/or/wear/cardboard/boxes/on/your/feet/for/the/rest/of/your/life?
-------------------- Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called canibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
Grandma Georgina: You smell like peanuts. I like peanuts. Willy Wonka: You smell like old people... and soap. I like it. Good morning, starshine. The earth says hello! Grandpa Joe: I used to work at that factory. Charlie Bucket: You did? Grandma Josephine: He did. Grandpa George: He did. Grandma Georgina: I love grapes. |
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Apr 22 2005, 02:49 PM
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Don't do that. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,270 Joined: 13-March 05 From: Richmond , London, UK Member No.: 1,683 Gender: Male |
feet i dont enjoy walking
New york -or- London? -------------------- |
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 Apr 22 2005, 02:57 PM
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Tiffany the wonder llama Group: New Members Posts: 56 Joined: 11-April 05 From: US Member No.: 1,747 Gender: Female |
New/york/would/you/rather/lick/a/frozen/telephone/pole/or/lick/your/mom?
-------------------- Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called canibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
Grandma Georgina: You smell like peanuts. I like peanuts. Willy Wonka: You smell like old people... and soap. I like it. Good morning, starshine. The earth says hello! Grandpa Joe: I used to work at that factory. Charlie Bucket: You did? Grandma Josephine: He did. Grandpa George: He did. Grandma Georgina: I love grapes. |
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Apr 22 2005, 03:02 PM
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Don't do that. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,270 Joined: 13-March 05 From: Richmond , London, UK Member No.: 1,683 Gender: Male |
telephone.... im not going to go near the other option....
hit with a wet sponge or hit with a wet flannal -------------------- |
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Apr 22 2005, 04:01 PM
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I'm afraid I'm back. Group: Established Members Posts: 3,389 Joined: 23-September 04 From: Cambridge Member No.: 1,308 Gender: Male |
Flannal. You may just get a satisfying whipcrack noise.
Would you rather be photographed just when you don't want to be (that includes when in the nude), OR be forced to photograph things you don't want to (that includes Anne Widdecombe in the nude)? -------------------- |
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Apr 23 2005, 01:27 AM
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Tiffany the wonder llama Group: New Members Posts: 56 Joined: 11-April 05 From: US Member No.: 1,747 Gender: Female |
photograph/others/would/you/rather:/have/a/baby/or/have/50/hairs/pulled/out/of/your/head/every/day/for/the/rest/of/eternity/and/when/you/run/out/more/grows
-------------------- Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called canibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
Grandma Georgina: You smell like peanuts. I like peanuts. Willy Wonka: You smell like old people... and soap. I like it. Good morning, starshine. The earth says hello! Grandpa Joe: I used to work at that factory. Charlie Bucket: You did? Grandma Josephine: He did. Grandpa George: He did. Grandma Georgina: I love grapes. |
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Apr 23 2005, 01:47 AM
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 If my woman were a fire... Group: Established Members Posts: 3,328 Joined: 14-November 04 From: hole-in-the-ground, Texas Member No.: 1,473 Gender: Female |
Have a baby...
would you rather: have only telemarketers call you every minute OR Have pop-ups cover your computer screen every time you log on? -------------------- Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame. Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues. You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real. |
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Apr 23 2005, 03:52 AM
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Tiffany the wonder llama Group: New Members Posts: 56 Joined: 11-April 05 From: US Member No.: 1,747 Gender: Female |
telemarketers, you ccan put your phone on mute or neer answer it.
Would you rather: Be happy the rest of your life or just watch yuor life go before your eyes like a tv show -------------------- Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called canibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
Grandma Georgina: You smell like peanuts. I like peanuts. Willy Wonka: You smell like old people... and soap. I like it. Good morning, starshine. The earth says hello! Grandpa Joe: I used to work at that factory. Charlie Bucket: You did? Grandma Josephine: He did. Grandpa George: He did. Grandma Georgina: I love grapes. |
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Apr 23 2005, 06:28 AM
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Don't do that. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,270 Joined: 13-March 05 From: Richmond , London, UK Member No.: 1,683 Gender: Male |
be happy. I like a difference.
whould you rather: A clown coming and killing you in the night -or- Everyone was clowns but they didn't hurt you bare in mind IM TERRIFIED TO CLOWNS -------------------- |
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Apr 23 2005, 10:38 AM
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I'm afraid I'm back. Group: Established Members Posts: 3,389 Joined: 23-September 04 From: Cambridge Member No.: 1,308 Gender: Male |
I find clowns intimidating, but if one killed me in the night I wouldn't have to see him.
Would you rather be in a coma for 20 years, OR Everyone else be in a coma for 20 years? -------------------- |
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