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 Dec 24 2007, 02:54 PM
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 'Trouble Down Pit' now online!  Group: Admin Posts: 10,141 Joined: 22-February 03 From: Southern UK Member No.: 1 Gender: Male  |
Bob? Bob is the Beast Of Bob. That's what Twin Peaks tells me, anyway. *goes off to find a cherry stalk and a nimble tongue*
-------------------- Trouble Down Pit: Still updated every Monday and Friday
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Dec 24 2007, 05:35 PM
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 Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Mata @ Dec 24 2007, 02:54 PM)  *goes off to find a cherry stalk and a nimble tongue* Hahahahahahahahaha *breathes* hahahahahahaha. Ahem.  My tmi... umm... I have the horn, but no hornee. And I have to share my bed with my sister over the Christmas period until Wytu comes up after Boxing day. I think I might have to spend some time in the bathroom. -------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Dec 24 2007, 08:59 PM
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 Transdimensional Traveler Group: Established Members Posts: 1,322 Joined: 20-August 04 From: Somewhere in the Ęther Member No.: 1,244 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE *goes off to find a cherry stalk and a nimble tongue* Ahem.... I CAN tie a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue. -------------------- It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. Jack of all trades, master of none, though offtimes better than master of one. Carpe Noctem, pro cras nos necemus Carpe Diem, pro hodie nos mutiamo |
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Dec 27 2007, 06:33 AM
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 If my woman were a fire... Group: Established Members Posts: 3,328 Joined: 14-November 04 From: hole-in-the-ground, Texas Member No.: 1,473 Gender: Female |
And so can I...
So anyway...for my TMI of the day. This guy I've had a crush on forever came over to hang out today, since we have no classes together, we mostly had just talked online until now. It went pretty well. But...is there like a female version of blueballs? Worst. timing.ever. "I really need to be getting home." 
-------------------- Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame. Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues. You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real. |
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Dec 27 2007, 03:29 PM
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'Trouble Down Pit' now online! Group: Admin Posts: 10,141 Joined: 22-February 03 From: Southern UK Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
I'm not sure if there is a female version of blueballs, which I guess is why Daria has the horn.
My TMI? Um... I've had small seed stuck in the back of one of my teeth for about half an hour but I'm only now bothering to go and get my toothbrush to dislodge it... (That's a very naff TMI.) -------------------- Trouble Down Pit: Still updated every Monday and Friday
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Dec 27 2007, 06:12 PM
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Transdimensional Traveler Group: Established Members Posts: 1,322 Joined: 20-August 04 From: Somewhere in the Ęther Member No.: 1,244 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ Dec 27 2007, 01:33 AM) And so can I... But...is there like a female version of blueballs? Yes there is... HERE is the Wiki article on Blue Balls and it references the female version of it. -------------------- It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. Jack of all trades, master of none, though offtimes better than master of one. Carpe Noctem, pro cras nos necemus Carpe Diem, pro hodie nos mutiamo |
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Dec 27 2007, 06:50 PM
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 I plug directly into my computer Group: Established Members Posts: 3,640 Joined: 18-November 04 From: Manchester Member No.: 1,488 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (SPEAKERfortheLOST @ Dec 27 2007, 06:12 PM) QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ Dec 27 2007, 01:33 AM) And so can I... But...is there like a female version of blueballs? Yes there is... HERE is the Wiki article on Blue Balls and it references the female version of it. Pink Ovaries? I love it. Hmm, this is going to have to be spammy, as I can't think of any decent TMI today. -------------------- QUOTE (Peter Griffin) Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology. |
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Dec 27 2007, 08:10 PM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Mata @ Dec 27 2007, 03:29 PM) I'm not sure if there is a female version of blueballs, which I guess is why Daria has the horn. Hahaha Daria has a very high sex drive, which is usually quenched by The Boy being about. But, seeing as he isn't over the Christmas period, Daria definitely does have blueballs. I think that bluelips would be a more fitting name, but it brings to mind hypothermia. -------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Dec 29 2007, 12:49 AM
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 living in your basement, eating your candy hearts Group: Established Members Posts: 3,418 Joined: 23-February 04 From: cloud cuckoo land Member No.: 959 Gender: Female |
QUOTE Daria has a very high sex drive, which is usually quenched by The Boy being about. But, seeing as he isn't over the Christmas period, Daria definitely does have blueballs. Sarah has a very high sex drive too, which let to an embarrassing incident with toilet paper when adequate... um... devices were not around. and I thought I wouldn't need it when I was at a relative's house and having my period. Well, when it's late at night and you can't sleep your mind tends to wander... Darias and I are still looking for those fabled men of myth who have ridiculously high sex drives, by the way. Someone has to prove the "men always want it" stereotype to us! (please?) 
-------------------- Being corrupted by candice since 2004
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Dec 29 2007, 01:06 AM
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If my woman were a fire... Group: Established Members Posts: 3,328 Joined: 14-November 04 From: hole-in-the-ground, Texas Member No.: 1,473 Gender: Female |
Well you could always find a porn star?
Tmi: So that guy and I hung out again, and I have signs that he likes me. that he really likes me. And then he does the same thing again. "I need to be at work in less than thirty minutes." Next time, I'm gonna punch him, I swear. -------------------- Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame. Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues. You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real. |
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Dec 29 2007, 02:52 AM
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Transdimensional Traveler Group: Established Members Posts: 1,322 Joined: 20-August 04 From: Somewhere in the Ęther Member No.: 1,244 Gender: Secret |
I'd like to point out that Daria and Sarah apparently live in the wrong places...
Its either that or I'm just sex deprived to the point that I have that higher-n-fuck sex drive... TMI: I measured myself today... apparently I'm 1 inch longer than the last time. -------------------- It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. Jack of all trades, master of none, though offtimes better than master of one. Carpe Noctem, pro cras nos necemus Carpe Diem, pro hodie nos mutiamo |
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Dec 29 2007, 04:44 AM
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 I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
Have you ladies seen my past posts in this thread? I have a superior sex drive.
Hell, ask Ange. Speaking of, my TMI (which I have actually told to Ange), and it will prove my unlimited sex drive: I have masturbated to an episode of Will and Grace. i can has s3x0rz now? -------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Dec 29 2007, 03:02 PM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
Sarahs, we should just be lesbians. Seeing as Snoo is all "busy" these days, you can be my new lover.
My tmi- I.. umm... I don't think I have any? -------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Dec 29 2007, 10:18 PM
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Transdimensional Traveler Group: Established Members Posts: 1,322 Joined: 20-August 04 From: Somewhere in the Ęther Member No.: 1,244 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (Daria @ Dec 29 2007, 10:02 AM) My tmi- I.. umm... I don't think I have any? BLASPHEMER!!!! You have TMI just admit it!!! TMI: I just popped a zit on my nether regions... I don't know how it got there... I haven't slept with any dirty girls... -------------------- It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. Jack of all trades, master of none, though offtimes better than master of one. Carpe Noctem, pro cras nos necemus Carpe Diem, pro hodie nos mutiamo |
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Dec 30 2007, 01:38 PM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (SPEAKERfortheLOST @ Dec 29 2007, 10:18 PM) QUOTE (Daria @ Dec 29 2007, 10:02 AM) My tmi- I.. umm... I don't think I have any? BLASPHEMER!!!! You have TMI just admit it!!! TMI: I just popped a zit on my nether regions... I don't know how it got there... I haven't slept with any dirty girls... Ingrowing hair. You should shave with the hair-growth, not against. My TMI- umm... I think my parents heard us having sex last night? Dunno. Serves them right for telling me that I was concieved on the old sofa I'm currently sitting on. -------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Dec 30 2007, 03:19 PM
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'Trouble Down Pit' now online! Group: Admin Posts: 10,141 Joined: 22-February 03 From: Southern UK Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Daria @ Dec 30 2007, 01:38 PM) Serves them right for telling me that I was concieved on the old sofa I'm currently sitting on. I think your parents have won the TMI thread. Over Christmas Sues described to my mother (a fairly prudish lady, but very nice) that she (Sues) usually takes up most of the bed at night, so when I come to bed at 3am I have to chase her across onto her side with my cold bottom. I definitely considered that TMI to my mother. -------------------- Trouble Down Pit: Still updated every Monday and Friday
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Dec 30 2007, 04:45 PM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Mata @ Dec 30 2007, 03:19 PM) QUOTE (Daria @ Dec 30 2007, 01:38 PM) Serves them right for telling me that I was concieved on the old sofa I'm currently sitting on. I think your parents have won the TMI thread. I think they did that when my mum described how the sex with Dad MKII than MKI, when Dad MKII told me he'd had both his nipples pierced, and when mum told me WHEN I was concieved. I think my parents have the opinion that if they give reasons for me being concieved/ born from an affair, that I will be more ok with it. I think I will just have loud sex to get my own back. -------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Dec 30 2007, 08:59 PM
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 Lord of the Keys Group: Established Members Posts: 2,197 Joined: 1-October 04 From: Wonderful-smelling dwelling in French-Canada Member No.: 1,329 Gender: Female |
Gack.
Guurgh. --anyway. My TMI is that I have a zit right on the boundary of my lip and my face, and it is ugly, looks like herpes, and won't go away. Times like this I wish I could grow a mustache right over that nonsense. Big, curly mustache. -------------------- can I kiss your dopamine? In a way I wonder if she's living in a magazine |
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Jan 1 2008, 02:46 AM
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 Take apart your head Group: Established Members Posts: 1,323 Joined: 17-January 05 From: Old Hampshire Member No.: 1,599 Gender: Male |
I had some of my chest hair pulled out by Daria this evening, because I am a scary scary hairy Nov.
Ew. It is scaryily hairy. Like a squirrel in a hammok. -------------------- |
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Jan 1 2008, 07:20 AM
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Transdimensional Traveler Group: Established Members Posts: 1,322 Joined: 20-August 04 From: Somewhere in the Ęther Member No.: 1,244 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (Daria @ Dec 30 2007, 08:38 AM) Ingrowing hair. You should shave with the hair-growth, not against. Thats not it either... I don't shave, I trim with an electric hair trimmer thing... Rather hard to cut yourself with it let alone get that close.. er... TMI: I smell like I just stood in the middle of a pyrotechnics factory that lit off... -------------------- It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. Jack of all trades, master of none, though offtimes better than master of one. Carpe Noctem, pro cras nos necemus Carpe Diem, pro hodie nos mutiamo |
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Jan 1 2008, 11:20 AM
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 Dirty Laundry Group: Established Members Posts: 3,191 Joined: 7-January 05 From: By London Member No.: 1,573 Gender: Female |
I just found a bit of sick in my mouth from last night.
Bleurgh. -------------------- Emma <3 James <3
"Music is a moral law. It gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, a charm to sadness, gaiety and life to everything. It is the essence of order, and leads to all that is good, just and beautiful, of which it is the invisible, but nevertheless dazzling, passionate, and eternal form." - Plato |
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Jan 1 2008, 01:21 PM
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 Ooga Booga!! SMILE! Group: Moderators Posts: 1,293 Joined: 19-October 04 From: No Quite Londinium Member No.: 1,379 Gender: Male |
While playing Trivial Pursuit last night, in a very scary turn of events, Ryn's sister misread an answer for a question about a politician having an affair with a soft porn actress. Rather than read the correct name of the actress she read the next answer down... Ann Widdecombe http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ann_Widdecombe
Hot stuff huh? 
-------------------- Presently defacto leader of the scuttler nation; conform, consume, o'smile for snaffie's sake --> A smile a day keeps th...Ah sod it...just SMILE!!!Some weird dragon lady gave me a cookie and said if I got in the van she'd adopt me. I ignored mummy and went with Wyvern & lookee here, I now have my own adoptee to cause chaos: Stardust_Smile...Official barman to Tribe Wyvern COME VISIT but beware the Monkey Overlords, they plan the demise of the hairless ones. Your house is at risk. Always read the label.
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Jan 3 2008, 01:10 AM
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living in your basement, eating your candy hearts Group: Established Members Posts: 3,418 Joined: 23-February 04 From: cloud cuckoo land Member No.: 959 Gender: Female |
you know when your stomach hurts so bad and you can hear your intestines squelching and you know it's diarrhea but it comes and goes in painful waves? I just spent about an hour on the toilet experiencing that. and when it finally came out, it was so liquid it felt like I was peeing from my butthole. oh, the agony.
-------------------- Being corrupted by candice since 2004
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Jan 3 2008, 02:03 AM
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 ^ For gods sake kill it! Group: Established Members Posts: 1,262 Joined: 27-November 05 From: mars Member No.: 2,134 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (elphaba2 @ Dec 30 2007, 08:59 PM) Gack. Guurgh. --anyway. My TMI is that I have a zit right on the boundary of my lip and my face, and it is ugly, looks like herpes, and won't go away. Times like this I wish I could grow a mustache right over that nonsense. Big, curly mustache. Handlebar mustache? -------------------- I have Facebook
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Jan 3 2008, 10:02 AM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
I was thinking something a bit like this:
 My TMI? I had a spot on my shoulder/ back (I rarely get spots there) that hurt so much, it felt like someone had punched me in the shoulder. It was painful but satisfying to pop it. -------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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