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 Sep 20 2005, 01:53 AM
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 Hoo-ha!  Group: Established Members Posts: 100 Joined: 4-August 05 From: Somewhere. Member No.: 1,929 Gender: Male  |
I, Mittens the Kitten, am an evil genius. So ask me any question and I will truthfully answer!
EX: Why is grass green? It wouldn't look good blue. -------------------- Been to the funny farm lately? I have!
FF doesn't mean Final Fantasy. !SLIPKNOT RULES! KoRn, too. Go to hell. |
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Sep 20 2005, 02:53 AM
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 Oh really? Group: Established Members Posts: 833 Joined: 13-June 05 From: The land down under. Member No.: 1,837 Gender: Male |
Why isnt the moon made of cheese?
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Sep 20 2005, 09:28 AM
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 Super advanced member Group: New Members Posts: 82 Joined: 7-September 05 From: Armidale, a festering hole of northern NSW Australia Member No.: 2,000 Gender: Male |
Why can't I count past five?
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Sep 20 2005, 11:22 AM
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 I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Banned Posts: 1,748 Joined: 19-October 04 From: Shropshire, UK. Member No.: 1,378 Gender: Male |
I prefer Jonman's thread.
-------------------- People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people.
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Sep 20 2005, 12:34 PM
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More proficient guppy Group: New Members Posts: 2 Joined: 19-September 05 From: Milton Keynes Member No.: 2,027 Gender: Male |
Why is "abbreviate" such a long word?
-------------------- I used to think "Life is what you make of it" but now I think it's "What life has made you"
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Sep 20 2005, 12:52 PM
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 Take apart your head Group: Established Members Posts: 1,323 Joined: 17-January 05 From: Old Hampshire Member No.: 1,599 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (waybeyond @ Sep 20 2005, 01:34 PM) Why is "abbreviate" such a long word? Why does "lisp" have an 's' in it? QUOTE (little_bear) I prefer Jonman's thread. While Jonman's thread is excellent, and will be very difficult to compare to, let alone beat, I think you should give Mittens a chance to actually answer some questions before judging.
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Sep 20 2005, 02:58 PM
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 Don't do that. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,270 Joined: 13-March 05 From: Richmond , London, UK Member No.: 1,683 Gender: Male |
Is there a god?
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Sep 20 2005, 06:22 PM
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I'm afraid I'm back. Group: Established Members Posts: 3,389 Joined: 23-September 04 From: Cambridge Member No.: 1,308 Gender: Male |
What's that eating my foot?
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Sep 20 2005, 07:26 PM
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 F*cking with the best since 1996 Group: Established Members Posts: 2,614 Joined: 24-February 04 From: Wiltshire. UK Member No.: 962 Gender: Female |
Why is this foot in my mouth?
-------------------- Art should be an expression of what humanity is capable of imagining - not limited to representing that which surrounds us - Demetrios Vakras
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Sep 20 2005, 07:49 PM
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 Perfection Personified Group: Established Members Posts: 1,128 Joined: 17-December 04 From: Land of the Wombles! Member No.: 1,548 Gender: Male |
Why do I wish I had feet?
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By all abhorred, To savage poison, Adds the sword" - Boethius, The Concillations of Philosophy |
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Sep 20 2005, 07:54 PM
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 Microwave your children Group: Established Members Posts: 1,082 Joined: 14-June 04 From: Hampshire, UK Member No.: 1,164 |
Why doesn't Calantyr have feet?
-------------------- Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All bastard.
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Sep 20 2005, 09:16 PM
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I'm afraid I'm back. Group: Established Members Posts: 3,389 Joined: 23-September 04 From: Cambridge Member No.: 1,308 Gender: Male |
Are those my feet?
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Sep 21 2005, 02:48 AM
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 Samauri Teapain Group: Established Members Posts: 2,172 Joined: 3-January 04 From: In a Cardboard box under my bed. Member No.: 844 Gender: Male |
Why do I feel that other limbs are unrepresented on these forums?
-------------------- @>-'--,--Cath and gothictheysay are my E-Teapotettes.@>-'--,--
Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( ) "I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell." A proud Viking never stops masturbating. Taking over Matazone Forums since 2011. |
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Sep 21 2005, 02:56 AM
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 Worrying Group: New Members Posts: 179 Joined: 9-August 05 From: Indiana, US Member No.: 1,943 Gender: Male |
Why can't I find anything when I drive somewhere?
-------------------- Kiss me, I'm draconian!I belong to SPEAKERfortheLOST! Fear us!Tisiphone is my wonderful flying kitten!
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Sep 21 2005, 03:02 AM
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Oh really? Group: Established Members Posts: 833 Joined: 13-June 05 From: The land down under. Member No.: 1,837 Gender: Male |
Why hasnt mittens replied yet?
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Sep 21 2005, 09:06 AM
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Super advanced member Group: New Members Posts: 82 Joined: 7-September 05 From: Armidale, a festering hole of northern NSW Australia Member No.: 2,000 Gender: Male |
And whats that smell?
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Sep 21 2005, 03:34 PM
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 Learn Japanese: おまえしね Group: New Members Posts: 65 Joined: 20-July 05 From: Iowa [a.k.a. "The land of corn"] Member No.: 1,896 Gender: Female |
who was the guy who first invented cliche's, and why do they even exist?
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Sep 21 2005, 04:31 PM
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 Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
Why does time go forwards?
Why is dyslexia such a long and difficult word? Why do people always ask "who was the man who invented...", not the woman? Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near? -------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Sep 23 2005, 12:39 AM
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Hoo-ha! Group: Established Members Posts: 100 Joined: 4-August 05 From: Somewhere. Member No.: 1,929 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (uninspired pizza guy @ Sep 20 2005, 02:53 AM) Why isnt the moon made of cheese? Because by now we wouldn't have a moon. -------------------- Been to the funny farm lately? I have!
FF doesn't mean Final Fantasy. !SLIPKNOT RULES! KoRn, too. Go to hell. |
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Sep 23 2005, 12:41 AM
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Hoo-ha! Group: Established Members Posts: 100 Joined: 4-August 05 From: Somewhere. Member No.: 1,929 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Jimmy-von-Lucidious @ Sep 20 2005, 09:28 AM) Why can't I count past five? You are an ignoramous. -------------------- Been to the funny farm lately? I have!
FF doesn't mean Final Fantasy. !SLIPKNOT RULES! KoRn, too. Go to hell. |
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Sep 23 2005, 12:42 AM
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Hoo-ha! Group: Established Members Posts: 100 Joined: 4-August 05 From: Somewhere. Member No.: 1,929 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (waybeyond @ Sep 20 2005, 12:34 PM) Why is "abbreviate" such a long word? To confuse you. -------------------- Been to the funny farm lately? I have!
FF doesn't mean Final Fantasy. !SLIPKNOT RULES! KoRn, too. Go to hell. |
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Sep 23 2005, 12:45 AM
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Hoo-ha! Group: Established Members Posts: 100 Joined: 4-August 05 From: Somewhere. Member No.: 1,929 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (oscarhilton @ Sep 20 2005, 02:58 PM) Is there a god? Yes. And a Divine Spirit who manafests himself as Satan. -------------------- Been to the funny farm lately? I have!
FF doesn't mean Final Fantasy. !SLIPKNOT RULES! KoRn, too. Go to hell. |
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Sep 23 2005, 12:49 AM
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Hoo-ha! Group: Established Members Posts: 100 Joined: 4-August 05 From: Somewhere. Member No.: 1,929 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Novander @ Sep 20 2005, 12:52 PM) QUOTE (waybeyond @ Sep 20 2005, 01:34 PM) Why is "abbreviate" such a long word? Why does "lisp" have an 's' in it?If it didn't, it'd be lip. 
-------------------- Been to the funny farm lately? I have!
FF doesn't mean Final Fantasy. !SLIPKNOT RULES! KoRn, too. Go to hell. |
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Sep 23 2005, 12:50 AM
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Hoo-ha! Group: Established Members Posts: 100 Joined: 4-August 05 From: Somewhere. Member No.: 1,929 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (JimiJimi @ Sep 20 2005, 06:22 PM) What's that eating my foot? It appeares to be a man eating fungus. I give your foot 7 days. -------------------- Been to the funny farm lately? I have!
FF doesn't mean Final Fantasy. !SLIPKNOT RULES! KoRn, too. Go to hell. |
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Sep 23 2005, 12:54 AM
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Hoo-ha! Group: Established Members Posts: 100 Joined: 4-August 05 From: Somewhere. Member No.: 1,929 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Snugglebum the Destroyer @ Sep 20 2005, 07:26 PM) Why is this foot in my mouth? It's cherry flavored. -------------------- Been to the funny farm lately? I have!
FF doesn't mean Final Fantasy. !SLIPKNOT RULES! KoRn, too. Go to hell. |
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