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 Jun 1 2012, 11:33 AM
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 Kiefer > Jason  Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female  |
My new birthcontrol was wonderful for the first three weeks but the last couple of weeks have left me feeling like an irrational mess.
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Jun 2 2012, 04:15 AM
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 living in your basement, eating your candy hearts Group: Established Members Posts: 3,418 Joined: 23-February 04 From: cloud cuckoo land Member No.: 959 Gender: Female |
Been showering lots. Also, I went to the doctor today, and of course an attractive young man was on training when I had to tell the nurse practitioner that I think I have a UTI. Awesome. Not at all embarrassing.
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Jun 2 2012, 10:57 AM
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 Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (monkey_called_narth @ Jun 1 2012, 05:24 AM)  ...Sore and itchy is prolly a yeast infection. Take a shower? Unless you are showering with yogurt, I'm not sure how this would help a yeast infection. -------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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Jun 2 2012, 11:28 AM
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 'Trouble Down Pit' now online! Group: Admin Posts: 10,141 Joined: 22-February 03 From: Southern UK Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
Would drying yourself with powdered yeast also give you a yeast infection?
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Jun 3 2012, 02:13 PM
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 I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Established Members Posts: 1,579 Joined: 4-August 08 Member No.: 12,759 Gender: Secret |
The yeast might get infected...
So, I'm sick. I just lost ten pounds in four days because my body doesn't want to keep anything in. Use your imaginations. -------------------- Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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Jun 4 2012, 11:47 AM
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 I'm an inefficient bear. Maul. Group: Established Members Posts: 1,968 Joined: 21-June 03 From: carlinville illinois Member No.: 408 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Mata @ Jun 2 2012, 06:28 AM) Would drying yourself with powdered yeast also give you a yeast infection? ... how would the yeast get infected? -------------------- ATTACK SLOTH! It's gonna get you... eventually. |
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Jun 4 2012, 01:37 PM
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I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Established Members Posts: 1,579 Joined: 4-August 08 Member No.: 12,759 Gender: Secret |
If you're infected, it might transfer to the yeast? Iunno.
-------------------- Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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Jun 4 2012, 03:16 PM
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I'm an inefficient bear. Maul. Group: Established Members Posts: 1,968 Joined: 21-June 03 From: carlinville illinois Member No.: 408 Gender: Female |
A yeasty yeast infection?
Outrageous. -------------------- ATTACK SLOTH! It's gonna get you... eventually. |
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Jun 12 2012, 09:06 PM
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I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Established Members Posts: 1,579 Joined: 4-August 08 Member No.: 12,759 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (Yannick @ Jun 3 2012, 10:13 AM) So, I'm sick. I just lost ten pounds in four days because my body doesn't want to keep anything in. Use your imaginations. So, this hasn't stopped yet. Finally had enough, and told my mommy. Getting some medicine today. Good news, I'm not dying. I'm just weak and tired and lost way too much weight and bleh. -------------------- Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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Jun 12 2012, 10:01 PM
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 Obsessive Group: Established Members Posts: 240 Joined: 21-September 11 Member No.: 17,519 Gender: Male |
Might not be TMI related, but anyway: I've started nodding off during the day, which sometimes leaves me with a drooly mouth. Yay!
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Jun 13 2012, 10:23 PM
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'Trouble Down Pit' now online! Group: Admin Posts: 10,141 Joined: 22-February 03 From: Southern UK Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
You remained awake during my class and the assessment, so that's a win.
Yannick: fluid replacement packets are the gift from the gods when you are losing everything like that. It gives your body enough salt and minerals to keep going. Brilliant stuff - look after yourself, your immune system will be completely screwed if you're not careful. -------------------- Trouble Down Pit: Still updated every Monday and Friday
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Sep 26 2012, 01:14 PM
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 I've been brainwashed Group: Admin Posts: 4,120 Joined: 10-August 03 From: Cheshire Member No.: 526 Gender: Secret |
Has a spot brewing where you really dont want a spot brewing.
-------------------- How would you feel about life if Death was your older sister? You're only young once but you can stay immature indefinetly!!!!
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Oct 11 2012, 01:08 PM
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Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
Oh God. the things my stomach is doing right now. on a train, and I'm becoming increasingly concerned that when I stand up, I'll fart loud enough to blow the roof off of the carriage.
then again, maybe I'm wrong. it could very well come out as projectile diarrhea. -------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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Oct 14 2012, 10:19 AM
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'Trouble Down Pit' now online! Group: Admin Posts: 10,141 Joined: 22-February 03 From: Southern UK Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
Many years ago, there was a classical music album playing while I was going down on my partner of the time. As things got more heated, the 1812 Overture came on the record (yes it was vinyl!), which might still be the most cliched bit of music for a person to orgasm to that I can imagine. She realised that and tried not to climax, but I decided it would be too funny to let her succeed in resisting
 I remembered this yesterday for the first time in over a decade and couldn't think of anywhere else to share my amusement about it! -------------------- Trouble Down Pit: Still updated every Monday and Friday
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Nov 25 2012, 10:01 PM
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 Made with googly eyes Group: Established Members Posts: 1,281 Joined: 9-April 03 Member No.: 240 Gender: Secret |
I've just found a flat bit of halls plastered to my pillow. I probably fell asleep before finishing it and it fell out into it and got stuck. I have not needed a halls since at least Wednesday so it has been there and I've been sleeping with it for at least three nights.
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Dec 19 2012, 06:22 AM
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Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
Guys, I need spitting lessons.
You know when you're ill and you have a huge wad of phlegm sitting in your chest, and you think if only you could hack it up, you might start to remember how it felt when you weren't a walking mucus factory? HOW do you cough that stuff up? Because this is what happens to me, every time: 1. Fill bathroom with steam in attempt to thin said phlegm. 2. Imitate the hocking noises that I've heard from chavs who spit on the pavement. 3. Choke on phlegm as it's on its way up. 4. Vomit. I mean, technically I do what I set out to do, but I'd rather not vomit as it's happening, you know? Is there some sort of secret technique that I never learned, having grown up with a mother who forbade spitting contests? One of these days, I may end up looking at one of the aforementioned chavs in wonder and saying, "How do you DO that?!" EDIT: New development! After a very... eventful and productive sneeze (which did not make me vomit), I am left looking at the black pepper. On a scale from one to Newt Gingrich's moon colony, how bad an idea is this? -------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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Dec 19 2012, 05:52 PM
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I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Established Members Posts: 1,579 Joined: 4-August 08 Member No.: 12,759 Gender: Secret |
Umm, I wasn't being super careful when trimming the pubes. Umm. Motherf*cking owe. No permanent damage as far as I can tell, but lesson learned.
-------------------- Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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Dec 30 2012, 11:46 AM
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'Trouble Down Pit' now online! Group: Admin Posts: 10,141 Joined: 22-February 03 From: Southern UK Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
I think we have all made that mistake once. Usually not more than once though.
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Dec 31 2012, 08:22 PM
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 suggestive cupcake Group: Admin Posts: 6,435 Joined: 21-April 03 From: Las Vegas, NV Member No.: 260 Gender: Female |
any advice on how to prevent razor bumps or those little teensy cuts with that? it ain't cute and i'm pale.
-------------------- i'm like oh kimosabe, your body is my hobby    the official 'you bitch' count: a whole lot last updated 11/05 |
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Dec 31 2012, 11:24 PM
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I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Established Members Posts: 1,579 Joined: 4-August 08 Member No.: 12,759 Gender: Secret |
Yeah, don't shave. Just take some scissors and trim it.
Unless you want to be completely bald. Then... way too much effort lol. -------------------- Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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Jan 1 2013, 09:51 PM
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suggestive cupcake Group: Admin Posts: 6,435 Joined: 21-April 03 From: Las Vegas, NV Member No.: 260 Gender: Female |
even the bikini zone?
-------------------- i'm like oh kimosabe, your body is my hobby the official 'you bitch' count: a whole lot last updated 11/05 |
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Jan 1 2013, 11:33 PM
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I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Established Members Posts: 1,579 Joined: 4-August 08 Member No.: 12,759 Gender: Secret |
No idea. I wear boardshorts and boxers usually. I've never had that problem.
-------------------- Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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Jan 4 2013, 07:50 PM
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living in your basement, eating your candy hearts Group: Established Members Posts: 3,418 Joined: 23-February 04 From: cloud cuckoo land Member No.: 959 Gender: Female |
I have one of those trimmer-on-the-end-of-the-razor things that will trim very very close without shaving, but if you use it on the closest setting, it still might razorburn a bit. Moisturize afterwards or use moisturizing soap, and if you're trimming very close, I'd use shaving cream.
-------------------- Being corrupted by candice since 2004
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Jan 4 2013, 09:39 PM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 1,767 Joined: 9-June 03 From: North Carolina Member No.: 374 Gender: Male |
About to shower with a stuffy nose. I'm not even bothering to blow or wipe. Just letting it drip onto my shirt.
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Jan 4 2013, 10:47 PM
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I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Established Members Posts: 1,579 Joined: 4-August 08 Member No.: 12,759 Gender: Secret |
You wear a shirt in the shower?
-------------------- Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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