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hmm..wow..you all get the pain for sure. i'm a girl and "lady time" barely affects me. Yeh...its a mess..but it isnt painful at all for me. I'm not really bitchy at that time either. and maybe thats why guys are drawn to me..i'm never bitchy and i don't freek out about pain. heh..i'm luckyful.
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Apr 1 2005, 01:14 PM
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QUOTE (Snugglebum the Destroyer @ Apr 1 2005, 09:50 AM) Bah - I don't mind monthly pain at all. Now, once you've spent fifteen hours in labour (which feels very much like the very worst period pain EVER) you bless your period every single month.  It's insights like that that make me glad I have a willy. I mean, all it does it hang there, serenely. My dear mum once told me that labour pains are akin to: QUOTE (My Mummy) Imagine pulling your bottom lip over your face, over your head so that it is round the back of your head. That is real pain. Yes indeed. Having a willy is great. -------------------- People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people.
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Apr 1 2005, 06:33 PM
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 Destructogirl... Group: Moderators Posts: 1,547 Joined: 11-March 03 From: Innsmouth Member No.: 124 Gender: Female |
I always compare labour pains to crapping out a large watermelon
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Apr 2 2005, 07:19 PM
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 My direction Group: Established Members Posts: 2,189 Joined: 30-July 03 Member No.: 495 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Snugglebum the Destroyer @ Apr 1 2005, 08:50 AM) Bah - I don't mind monthly pain at all. Now, once you've spent fifteen hours in labour (which feels very much like the very worst period pain EVER) you bless your period every single month. No. I won't. Just because I've felt worse pain doesn't mean I will appreciate having pain. At all. Ever. 
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Apr 2 2005, 10:25 PM
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QUOTE ({Gothic Angel} @ Apr 2 2005, 07:19 PM) Just because I've felt worse pain doesn't mean I will appreciate having pain. At all. Ever. I'm with Jen on this one, having bad pain doesn't stop less painful pain still being painful. I don't think that if I ever went through the pain of labour I wouldn't stop feeling the pain as I do now, of course it's always possible that once you've been through labour your period pains actually decrease... it probably does for some people. *wanders off looking confused as you all probably do now* -------------------- |
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Apr 7 2005, 08:07 PM
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My direction Group: Established Members Posts: 2,189 Joined: 30-July 03 Member No.: 495 Gender: Female |
I don't know if I even want kids... It sounds like a lot of trouble and pain for a whole bunch more trouble and pain after.
I certainly don't want kids if they turn out to be like me
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YOUR A SICK BASTWERD AND MY RASU ARMY WILL DESTROY YOU WE HAVE 13 TANMKS AND 7000 MEN TO
FIGHT YOU. JUST BC YOU HAVE PAIN DOESENT MEEN YOU KICK MEN IN THERE PRIVETS. THATS SEXUALE HARRASMENT! 
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Apr 23 2006, 06:58 AM
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dream to make believe Group: Established Members Posts: 2,522 Joined: 12-January 04 From: England Member No.: 863 Gender: Female |
*sigh*
We've been through this before... nobody actually wants to kick men in their sensitive dangly bits but sometimes they can be so insensitive when you feel like the poop that you wish they could experience what you're going to in a manner that is familiar to themselves, to give them a little compassion. Capiche? -------------------- |
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Apr 23 2006, 08:05 AM
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 happy.. sad.. happy Group: Established Members Posts: 636 Joined: 11-December 04 From: London Member No.: 1,536 Gender: Male |
I was once kicked in my private parts for.. (and wait for it), Not letting someone steal my hat.
Oh yes.. my insensitivity most surely deserved that! -------------------- "I'm an introvert, I think you're wonderful and I like you, but please now shush"
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Apr 23 2006, 08:20 AM
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 Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
Sweet Jeebus, this thread still exists?
I wonder what the person was Googling for when they found it and decided to drag it up. Maybe he's out searching for women who enjoy kicking men in the balls so his..."army"....can destroy them? 
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 Apr 23 2006, 09:48 AM
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oooh oooh I want an army too! I pay my taxes why can't I have one, but I think that my army would go round tweaking EVERYONES nipples, we all have nipples (some of us more vestigal than others admittedly) and my army will be called "the nipple tweakers for equality" seeing as men cannot understand the pain of an ovary spitting out an egg and women cannot understand the pain of a heafty size 6 in the knackers we should all be on a level playing field with the tweaking of a mutually owned body part,
So who wants to join my nipple tweaking army? 
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Apr 23 2006, 10:17 AM
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Apr 23 2006, 10:53 AM
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QUOTE (you_guys_are_sick @ Apr 23 2006, 06:24 AM) YOUR A SICK BASTWERD AND MY RASU ARMY WILL DESTROY YOU WE HAVE 13 TANMKS AND 7000 MEN TO FIGHT YOU. JUST BC YOU HAVE PAIN DOESENT MEEN YOU KICK MEN IN THERE PRIVETS. THATS SEXUALE HARRASMENT! Oops, deleted. Re-register when you can be bothered to read the rules. -------------------- We are at war with Eastasia. We have always been at war with Eastasia. We were never at war with Eurasia. Eurasia is our ally.
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Apr 23 2006, 12:42 PM
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 Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (bryden42 @ Apr 23 2006, 10:48 AM) the pain of a heafty size 6 in the knackers Heh, I am size eight, and I wear steel toe-capped boots 
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Apr 23 2006, 12:57 PM
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happy.. sad.. happy Group: Established Members Posts: 636 Joined: 11-December 04 From: London Member No.: 1,536 Gender: Male |
*crosses his legs*
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Apr 23 2006, 12:58 PM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
Ah, but I am a pacifist. A look is usualy more than enough to do it.
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Apr 23 2006, 07:32 PM
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What, more random necro-posting? I never even knew that this existed. I don't remember ever actually ever kicking a guy in the balls, but I've been very tempted to do so once or twice. Generally this is when the guy is question is saying, with a very superior look on his face, that cramps are all made up so girls can get more sympathy and that they should just tough it out like men would if they had cramps. There generally isn't a rational response to this that doesn't lead to a comment along the lines of "Oh, girls are just stupid on their periods." There are only a few who do this, but it would be tempting to give them a dose of compassion that way.
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Apr 23 2006, 07:49 PM
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 Obsessive Group: Established Members Posts: 227 Joined: 29-March 06 From: UK Member No.: 2,292 Gender: Male |
In a fight situation, kicking a guy in the nads is possibly the worst thing you can do if you want to win. Most guys will have the gumption to dodge or block a kick to the goolies, and the attempt is all the more likely to enrage him.
I've found though, that being kicked in the balls is akin to being 'unplugged'. Once the initial shock is over, which isn't that painful, you're left with the far more uncomfortable dull throbbing as you feel the energy being sapped away from you. That said, kicking a girl in her cave is far more painful and would do far more damage than kicking a guy in the nuts would ever do. |
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Apr 23 2006, 08:14 PM
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This space intentionally left blank Group: Admin Posts: 2,368 Joined: 30-March 03 From: Venta Belgarum Member No.: 203 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Felander @ Apr 23 2006, 08:49 PM) That said, kicking a girl in her cave is far more painful and would do far more damage than kicking a guy in the nuts would ever do. Not so. Look into shattered testicles. -------------------- We are at war with Eastasia. We have always been at war with Eastasia. We were never at war with Eurasia. Eurasia is our ally.
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Apr 23 2006, 08:21 PM
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Obsessive Group: Established Members Posts: 227 Joined: 29-March 06 From: UK Member No.: 2,292 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Mr Fuzzy @ Apr 23 2006, 09:14 PM) QUOTE (Felander @ Apr 23 2006, 08:49 PM) That said, kicking a girl in her cave is far more painful and would do far more damage than kicking a guy in the nuts would ever do. Not so. Look into shattered testicles. Google turns up nothing. Not that I searched thoroughly or owt. Ok then, well, I reckon kicking a girl in her flower would be pretty messy, especially if you managed to fit your foot up there. Imagine the tearing... |
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Apr 23 2006, 09:47 PM
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happy.. sad.. happy Group: Established Members Posts: 636 Joined: 11-December 04 From: London Member No.: 1,536 Gender: Male |
Actually if you hit the testes hard enough so that they absorb most of the shock instead of the pelvis, you can knock a guy out cold.
The mass of electric pain signals that flash up to the brain can causes the person to lose conciousness without even experiencing the pain at all. That sounds awfully merciful to me.. losing conciosness before the searing pain hits. As for "kicking a girl in her flower" and getting your foot right up there.. that seems about as likely as kicking someone in the arse and getting your foot in there. Many a arse has been kicked and people haven't been particularly messed up. -------------------- "I'm an introvert, I think you're wonderful and I like you, but please now shush"
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Apr 23 2006, 10:37 PM
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Obsessive Group: Established Members Posts: 227 Joined: 29-March 06 From: UK Member No.: 2,292 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Witless @ Apr 23 2006, 10:47 PM) As for "kicking a girl in her flower" and getting your foot right up there.. that seems about as likely as kicking someone in the arse and getting your foot in there. Many a arse has been kicked and people haven't been particularly messed up. Dude, you're clearly not watching the same porn I'm watching. ~_~ EDIT: WTF is up with that face? Gah! My keyboard has randomly switched to an American layout. |
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Apr 24 2006, 05:57 PM
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Flash Gordon Wannabe Group: Established Members Posts: 504 Joined: 31-August 05 Member No.: 1,984 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Daria @ Apr 23 2006, 01:42 PM) QUOTE (bryden42 @ Apr 23 2006, 10:48 AM) the pain of a heafty size 6 in the knackers Heh, I am size eight, and I wear steel toe-capped boots Me too i have size eight feet, which for a 5`11", 15 stone guy is a bit "girly" and I dont have my steelies on at the mo just my loafers, but hey i could loaf someone in the nuts i suppose (not that I would)
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Apr 24 2006, 06:53 PM
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My direction Group: Established Members Posts: 2,189 Joined: 30-July 03 Member No.: 495 Gender: Female |
I seem to recall reading somewhere that if one were to apply the same sort of kicking force to a girl's ovaries, without the padding the stomach fat/muscle provides, the pain would be similarly severe. Hence, period pain is possibly similarly intense for some people, because the pain is around that area. Or something. I wasn't really paying attention
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Apr 25 2006, 06:26 PM
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 Persecuted mercilessly by Fuzzy Group: Established Members Posts: 244 Joined: 19-October 05 From: Winchester Member No.: 2,075 Gender: Female |
QUOTE ({Gothic Angel} @ Apr 24 2006, 07:53 PM) I seem to recall reading somewhere that if one were to apply the same sort of kicking force to a girl's ovaries, without the padding the stomach fat/muscle provides, the pain would be similarly severe. Hence, period pain is possibly similarly intense for some people, because the pain is around that area. Or something. I wasn't really paying attention Yikes! I've never had much pain (yays), and now I don't have any at all! Hurrah! It is possible to kill a guy if you kick him hard enough in his danglies; all those nerve endings being overloaded! -------------------- http://www.neopets.com/refer.phtml?username=rykan - Everyone sign up! Go on, please?
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