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 Aug 23 2005, 12:39 AM
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Okay, here's the rules, I start. You write one sentence from the story in relation to the one above.
Ex ....which lead to insainity... ....which causes him to strip naked... Okay, I start. Goerge bush was walking down the street... -------------------- Been to the funny farm lately? I have!
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Aug 23 2005, 04:30 PM
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 Dirty Laundry Group: Established Members Posts: 3,191 Joined: 7-January 05 From: By London Member No.: 1,573 Gender: Female |
When suddenly, a car rammed into him, because, lets face it, walking down the road is bound to get you runover sometime or another...
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"Music is a moral law. It gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, a charm to sadness, gaiety and life to everything. It is the essence of order, and leads to all that is good, just and beautiful, of which it is the invisible, but nevertheless dazzling, passionate, and eternal form." - Plato |
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Aug 23 2005, 05:15 PM
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I'm afraid I'm back. Group: Established Members Posts: 3,389 Joined: 23-September 04 From: Cambridge Member No.: 1,308 Gender: Male |
But this particular driver happened to be anti-bush. Infact, he hated bush so happened to take at least 3 cans of weed-killer with him wherever he went.
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Aug 23 2005, 05:21 PM
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 Worrying Group: New Members Posts: 179 Joined: 9-August 05 From: Indiana, US Member No.: 1,943 Gender: Male |
As it turned out, the weed-killer was not necessary, as Bush's presence instantly killed all the surrounding plants.
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Aug 23 2005, 05:29 PM
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I'm afraid I'm back. Group: Established Members Posts: 3,389 Joined: 23-September 04 From: Cambridge Member No.: 1,308 Gender: Male |
Some survivors set up the Plant Justice Front as a mark of protest, yet their effectiveness leaves something to be desired.
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Aug 23 2005, 05:36 PM
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 I plug directly into my computer Group: Established Members Posts: 3,640 Joined: 18-November 04 From: Manchester Member No.: 1,488 Gender: Male |
However, all is not lost! As the Plant Justice Front, Plant Front for Justice and the Justice Front for Plants, (PJF, PFJ and JFP) have all banded together and allied themselves with Greenpeace.
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Aug 23 2005, 06:07 PM
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I'm afraid I'm back. Group: Established Members Posts: 3,389 Joined: 23-September 04 From: Cambridge Member No.: 1,308 Gender: Male |
Some people, though, are beginning to question the effectiveness of pieces of green, and others are confused as to what pieces of green actually are, similar to the consumer response of the sales of bunches of water.
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Aug 24 2005, 10:44 PM
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 Entomophobic Group: Established Members Posts: 1,507 Joined: 11-August 04 From: Psycho Circus Member No.: 1,231 Gender: Male |
Green pieces, in a later study, were found out to be sliced celery.
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Aug 25 2005, 04:16 AM
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 Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
In other news, Doctors confirmed that the accident had not harmed the president, as he was a vegetable to begin with...
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Aug 25 2005, 04:35 AM
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 Oh really? Group: Established Members Posts: 833 Joined: 13-June 05 From: The land down under. Member No.: 1,837 Gender: Male |
athough he now needed a new walking frame, since the old one got bent
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Aug 25 2005, 04:39 AM
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Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
although not nearly as bent as it's user. After all, the walking frame was bent to the left, while Bush has always bent bent to the far right
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Aug 25 2005, 05:16 AM
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Oh really? Group: Established Members Posts: 833 Joined: 13-June 05 From: The land down under. Member No.: 1,837 Gender: Male |
Although not quite as bent as he had monica at one stage when
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Aug 25 2005, 05:20 AM
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Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
she got him confused with Bill Clinton, and
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Aug 25 2005, 05:24 AM
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Oh really? Group: Established Members Posts: 833 Joined: 13-June 05 From: The land down under. Member No.: 1,837 Gender: Male |
done the tango all night until
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Aug 25 2005, 09:03 AM
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I'm afraid I'm back. Group: Established Members Posts: 3,389 Joined: 23-September 04 From: Cambridge Member No.: 1,308 Gender: Male |
they drank all the bottles. So, quick-thinking Bush
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Aug 26 2005, 01:36 AM
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Oh really? Group: Established Members Posts: 833 Joined: 13-June 05 From: The land down under. Member No.: 1,837 Gender: Male |
called for room service, bringing with them refreshing
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Aug 26 2005, 01:38 AM
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Entomophobic Group: Established Members Posts: 1,507 Joined: 11-August 04 From: Psycho Circus Member No.: 1,231 Gender: Male |
soda, which was of the flavor
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Aug 26 2005, 01:46 AM
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Oh really? Group: Established Members Posts: 833 Joined: 13-June 05 From: The land down under. Member No.: 1,837 Gender: Male |
pepsi, not that they could taste it, because they were still rather intoxicated with
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Aug 26 2005, 03:52 AM
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Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
Random nonsense. Meanwhile, a time bomb was ticking down to
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Aug 26 2005, 12:30 PM
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I'm afraid I'm back. Group: Established Members Posts: 3,389 Joined: 23-September 04 From: Cambridge Member No.: 1,308 Gender: Male |
whatever it is time-bombs tick down to. It was under Bush's bed! Quick thinking Michael Moore ran into Bush's bedroom, and on seeing the bomb,
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Aug 26 2005, 11:17 PM
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 Someday I'll return to the City in the sky Group: Established Members Posts: 1,650 Joined: 14-April 03 From: UK Member No.: 248 |
walked out of the room and left bush to die.
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Aug 27 2005, 09:19 AM
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I'm afraid I'm back. Group: Established Members Posts: 3,389 Joined: 23-September 04 From: Cambridge Member No.: 1,308 Gender: Male |
Of course, he did leave two tonnes of napalm next to the bomb first. For obvious reasons, mind.
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Aug 27 2005, 09:17 PM
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 Browncoat Group: Established Members Posts: 1,547 Joined: 18-August 05 From: Out in the black Member No.: 1,958 Gender: Female |
Bush heard the bomb beeping, and started fumbling for something to
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Aug 27 2005, 10:30 PM
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Someday I'll return to the City in the sky Group: Established Members Posts: 1,650 Joined: 14-April 03 From: UK Member No.: 248 |
shove in his ears so he couldn't hear the noise, Because he's a retard!
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Aug 28 2005, 03:58 PM
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Entomophobic Group: Established Members Posts: 1,507 Joined: 11-August 04 From: Psycho Circus Member No.: 1,231 Gender: Male |
And then, by some incredibly unlikely coincidence, the bomb was sucked into a wormhole, which led to...
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