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 Dec 7 2004, 11:21 PM
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 If my woman were a fire...  Group: Established Members Posts: 3,328 Joined: 14-November 04 From: hole-in-the-ground, Texas Member No.: 1,473 Gender: Female  |
a butterfly taste with it's feet.
in a state in the US, it is illegal to let a donkey sleep in your bathtub. cloths lines are illegal in parts of newyork. (neitheir of thoose laws are not really enforced) -------------------- Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame. Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues. You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real. |
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Dec 7 2004, 11:58 PM
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 Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
Unlike the urban legends, earwigs don't dig into your ear canal to lay eggs.
-------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Dec 8 2004, 12:15 AM
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 Super advanced member Group: New Members Posts: 95 Joined: 3-December 04 From: manchester Member No.: 1,526 |
lucozade is not appropriate for replacing the fluids lost during diarihoea...i know this because i tryed and it says so on the bottle...
-------------------- If you marry your sister are you your own kids uncle?
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Dec 8 2004, 12:20 AM
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 Entomophobic Group: Established Members Posts: 1,507 Joined: 11-August 04 From: Psycho Circus Member No.: 1,231 Gender: Male |
11% of Americans age 18-24 can't even find America on a map.
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Dec 8 2004, 08:47 AM
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Obsessive Group: Established Members Posts: 239 Joined: 2-December 04 From: West of England Member No.: 1,525 Gender: Male |
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the French use the same word for peach and fishing...."do you want to go peaching?" "nah, i got some fish trees to plant" The reason for this is that French is a very small language so you need multi use words. Like having an adjustable spanner instead of a socket set. [metric of course] Can you get a metric adjustable spanner? Misty Rain - on being silly -------------------- ?[SIZE=14]
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Dec 8 2004, 08:51 AM
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Obsessive Group: Established Members Posts: 239 Joined: 2-December 04 From: West of England Member No.: 1,525 Gender: Male |
[Pigs and humans are the only animals that get sunburns
Dolphins do also. It leaves them with white patches on their backs. Misty Rain -------------------- ?[SIZE=14]
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Dec 8 2004, 08:54 AM
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Obsessive Group: Established Members Posts: 239 Joined: 2-December 04 From: West of England Member No.: 1,525 Gender: Male |
A can of spam is opened every 4 seconds.
But it only has 2 ends. What then what then what then? Misty Rain -------------------- ?[SIZE=14]
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Dec 8 2004, 08:55 AM
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Obsessive Group: Established Members Posts: 239 Joined: 2-December 04 From: West of England Member No.: 1,525 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (BOBTHEBUILDER @ Mar 2 2004, 09:44 PM) its illegal to spit on the sidewalk in clovis, ca  And on the Star Ferry - Hong Kong Misty Rain -------------------- ?[SIZE=14]
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Dec 8 2004, 09:07 AM
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Obsessive Group: Established Members Posts: 239 Joined: 2-December 04 From: West of England Member No.: 1,525 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Mr Fuzzy @ May 9 2004, 09:18 PM) Actually, I've been planning for some time to build a small one. I've just not managed to find a cheap enough source for the required capacitor bank yet. Glass jars lined inside and out with cooking foil will do. Charge in series - discharge in parallel Mutiple thin interconnections rather than single thick ones. This will reduce inductive reactance and skin effect.. Keep the jars in a dry atmosphere to reduce leakage Silica gel helps Best of luck Misty Rain |
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Dec 8 2004, 09:29 AM
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Obsessive Group: Established Members Posts: 239 Joined: 2-December 04 From: West of England Member No.: 1,525 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Righteous @ Dec 7 2004, 11:58 PM) Unlike the urban legends, earwigs don't dig into your ear canal to lay eggs. So we should look out for urban legends? Ido not see how you could get even one egg in an ear. The ones in Tesco are at least 2 inches thick Misty Rain - puzzled |
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Dec 8 2004, 09:31 AM
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Obsessive Group: Established Members Posts: 239 Joined: 2-December 04 From: West of England Member No.: 1,525 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (lar_di_dar @ Dec 8 2004, 12:15 AM) lucozade is not appropriate for replacing the fluids lost during diarihoea...i know this because i tryed and it says so on the bottle... Which end did you put the Lucozade in? Misty Rain |
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Dec 8 2004, 10:26 AM
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 Samauri Teapain Group: Established Members Posts: 2,172 Joined: 3-January 04 From: In a Cardboard box under my bed. Member No.: 844 Gender: Male |
I'm not a Mod but I guess I'll say something.
Misty, to save Mata space on his forum could you refrain from multiple posts and try to keep them all in one post please. -------------------- @>-'--,--Cath and gothictheysay are my E-Teapotettes.@>-'--,--
Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( ) "I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell." A proud Viking never stops masturbating. Taking over Matazone Forums since 2011. |
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Dec 8 2004, 05:52 PM
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Obsessive Group: Established Members Posts: 239 Joined: 2-December 04 From: West of England Member No.: 1,525 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Dec 8 2004, 10:26 AM) I'm not a Mod but I guess I'll say something. Misty, to save Mata space on his forum could you refrain from multiple posts and try to keep them all in one post please. What everything? All different subjects? Misty Rain |
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Dec 8 2004, 05:57 PM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
Movie trivia!
The Punisher (which sucks) was made for a little over $3 million. Super Troopers (which ruled) was made for a little over $1 million. It's cheaper to make movies in Canada than the US. The MPAA (Motion Picture Association of America) allows in PG-13 movies only one breast squeeze and in R movies, allow only two consecutive buttocks thrust in one scene. The MPAA wanted to make Clerks NC-17, but the Miramax execs were able to get it down to R. EDIT: Yes, Misty Rain. They're called paragraphs. -------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Dec 9 2004, 06:18 PM
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Obsessive Group: Established Members Posts: 239 Joined: 2-December 04 From: West of England Member No.: 1,525 Gender: Male |
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EDIT: Yes, Misty Rain. They're called paragraphs. Is that in the rules? I might have missed it. Just been back looking - not found anything. What else could I be infringing? Misty Rain |
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Dec 9 2004, 06:24 PM
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Technically a giant, intellectual midget. Group: Established Members Posts: 4,319 Joined: 29-March 03 From: Enger-land Member No.: 197 Gender: Transgender |
QUOTE (Misty Rain @ Dec 8 2004, 05:52 PM) What everything? All different subjects? Misty Rain no, but you made a run of SEVEN posts in a row, those seven could be fitted into one post *thwaps Righteous* respect your elders -------------------- He's a freak of nature, but we love him so.
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Dec 9 2004, 06:30 PM
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 dream to make believe Group: Established Members Posts: 2,522 Joined: 12-January 04 From: England Member No.: 863 Gender: Female |
double posting is generally seen as bad forum ettiquette(sp?)
posting multiple times in a row counts as spam in many cases. Not sure if it's actually in the rules as it's been a while since I read them, just be careful! -------------------- |
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Dec 9 2004, 07:39 PM
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Samauri Teapain Group: Established Members Posts: 2,172 Joined: 3-January 04 From: In a Cardboard box under my bed. Member No.: 844 Gender: Male |
Its not in the rules, but neither is there mention that you should speak in English. It's just generally accepted.
-------------------- @>-'--,--Cath and gothictheysay are my E-Teapotettes.@>-'--,--
Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( ) "I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell." A proud Viking never stops masturbating. Taking over Matazone Forums since 2011. |
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Dec 9 2004, 08:13 PM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
Back on topic...
Heroin shuts down your digestive system, causing food to rot in your stomach and your sweat glands to release fecal matter. -------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Dec 9 2004, 10:30 PM
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Obsessive Group: Established Members Posts: 239 Joined: 2-December 04 From: West of England Member No.: 1,525 Gender: Male |
[All different subjects?
no, but you made a run of SEVEN posts in a row, those seven could be fitted into one post Sorry, I was just waiting for a caller and filling in the time looking at different peoples' messages then respondingi. Forum habits are something that people who use forums acquire. I have arranged to do only one post a day per subject - or less. Misty Rain |
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Dec 10 2004, 05:49 AM
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 Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
Cows 'Taste' their food before they eat it... Their noses are sensitive to flavors.
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Dec 10 2004, 09:14 AM
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 Our UAV is online Group: Established Members Posts: 1,374 Joined: 22-September 04 From: Shropshire Member No.: 1,304 Gender: Male |
A woodpecker can peck 20 times a second!
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Dec 10 2004, 05:35 PM
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 may contain peanuts Group: New Members Posts: 115 Joined: 5-October 04 From: too far from canada Member No.: 1,342 Gender: Female |
subway straps hold up to 850 lbs..
o_O --------------------  avatars fit for a peasant! |
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Dec 11 2004, 03:52 PM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
The drummer of Spineshank writes most of the lyrics.
-------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Dec 16 2004, 12:21 PM
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 I pull the wings off god Group: Established Members Posts: 954 Joined: 5-October 04 From: My occiput. Member No.: 1,340 Gender: Male |
Nepirasty: name of arousal from holding infants
Nanophilia: to be attracted to tiny people Nosophilia: a morbid desire to be sick -------------------- Please try to remember, when reading my posts, that I've probably not watched the same films & tv shows as you. I try not to watch music vids & I've also probably not even heard about them from other people. Man to woman "If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong!"/She's all lips & hips, she knows how to use them to make you flip//Liquor store & gun store, next to one another, with only one purpose, so you all kill each other,//Member of the pro cath association // Froggys' sugar-e-daddy//You can't spell politics without tics/[b]/Note to self: Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations = human stupidity.Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the females (not shemales).
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