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 Jan 3 2008, 05:36 PM
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 'Trouble Down Pit' now online!  Group: Admin Posts: 10,141 Joined: 22-February 03 From: Southern UK Member No.: 1 Gender: Male  |
QUOTE (gothictheysay @ Jan 3 2008, 01:10 AM)  you know when your stomach hurts so bad and you can hear your intestines squelching and you know it's diarrhea but it comes and goes in painful waves? I just spent about an hour on the toilet experiencing that. and when it finally came out, it was so liquid it felt like I was peeing from my butthole. oh, the agony. Ah, that would be the norovirus then. You're in good company - seemingly everyone in an office is getting it at the moment, at a rate of 100,000 new cases per week. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7169347.stm -------------------- Trouble Down Pit: Still updated every Monday and Friday
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Jan 3 2008, 11:50 PM
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 Transdimensional Traveler Group: Established Members Posts: 1,322 Joined: 20-August 04 From: Somewhere in the Ęther Member No.: 1,244 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (Mata @ Jan 3 2008, 12:36 PM) You're in good company - seemingly everyone in an office is getting it at the moment, at a rate of 100,000 new cases per week. I wouldn't say that was 'good' company... Sounds kinda sickening... TMI: Today was the first day that I didn't gratify myself in the morning. -------------------- It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. Jack of all trades, master of none, though offtimes better than master of one. Carpe Noctem, pro cras nos necemus Carpe Diem, pro hodie nos mutiamo |
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Jan 4 2008, 07:47 PM
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 This guy has no life. Group: Established Members Posts: 244 Joined: 13-September 07 From: Ireland Member No.: 4,877 Gender: Male |
Me + Boredom + Bedroom + Laptop + Internet = My guessable TMI which happens about 3-5 times a day, I need a life =]
-------------------- Kasabh.
I'm secretly dying to be, anything that you want me to be, we got hope dispersed through these regular intervals, keeping me intact. (\__/) (='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into (")_(") your signature to help him gain world domination. |
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Jan 4 2008, 08:25 PM
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 Lord of the Keys Group: Established Members Posts: 2,197 Joined: 1-October 04 From: Wonderful-smelling dwelling in French-Canada Member No.: 1,329 Gender: Female |
I was once in the crossfire of two conversations, one about bisexuality, one about Line Rider, and the twain met like this:
C1: I am so beast at that! C2:...you are? C1: What do you think I was doing on my laptop, in my bed, all day yesterday when I was home sick? And what you just said, while gross, made me think of that weird moment and smile. My TMI is that today the term "cumnose" was repeated on multiple occasions. Eurgh. Edit: Now that I think about it, didn't the invention of the VCR boost the porn industry by about 800%? I wonder what laptops have done? If they've made any huge changes in porn purchasing? Probably not, because piles of people have desktops in private places. Be interesting to find out, though. -------------------- can I kiss your dopamine? In a way I wonder if she's living in a magazine |
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Jan 4 2008, 08:28 PM
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This guy has no life. Group: Established Members Posts: 244 Joined: 13-September 07 From: Ireland Member No.: 4,877 Gender: Male |
Cum-bubble is a pretty awesome word, obviously explaining when air gets stuff in the penis and creates small bubbles in cum, quite sick.
-------------------- Kasabh.
I'm secretly dying to be, anything that you want me to be, we got hope dispersed through these regular intervals, keeping me intact. (\__/) (='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into (")_(") your signature to help him gain world domination. |
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Jan 4 2008, 11:11 PM
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 Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
Elphaba- a friend of mine collects pornography as a hobby. All of which he got free from a certain torrent website I shan't endorse for obvious child-friendly reasons. I think he has about 300 GB, going on a terabyte (haven't asked him in a while).
I wonder if the fact that the porn industry is thriving could be proof that torrenting isn't the end of the world for the music industry. My TMI- I'm, all farty. -------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Jan 5 2008, 06:00 AM
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 Germany > Spain... Group: Established Members Posts: 2,255 Joined: 7-January 06 From: Orlando Member No.: 2,184 Gender: Female |
Horny. Really, really horny. Like, on a scale from 1 - 100, probably a 98.
*edit* Wait, better now. At maybe a 23 now. TMI for this edit: Peeing helped. Yep. Gah, I can't fall asleep. Bored. BOOOOORRRRREEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDD. --------------------  |
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Jan 6 2008, 01:36 PM
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 Dirty Laundry Group: Established Members Posts: 3,191 Joined: 7-January 05 From: By London Member No.: 1,573 Gender: Female |
I just sicked in my mouth and swallowed it again. Mmm, warm and acidic.
-------------------- Emma <3 James <3
"Music is a moral law. It gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, a charm to sadness, gaiety and life to everything. It is the essence of order, and leads to all that is good, just and beautiful, of which it is the invisible, but nevertheless dazzling, passionate, and eternal form." - Plato |
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Jan 8 2008, 09:44 PM
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 samazon Group: Established Members Posts: 900 Joined: 7-April 03 From: Mississippi Member No.: 234 Gender: Female |
I had a UTI yesterday and the day before, the result of some off-the-chain oral I recieved Saturday night.
But I get nons more till the weekendsssss.  (( I 'gree with Izzy.
-------------------- I saw you, Walt Whitman, childless, lonely old grubber, poking among the meats in the refrigerator and eyeing the grocery boys. I heard you asking questions of each: Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my Angel? Ginsberg
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Jan 14 2008, 06:40 PM
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 My direction Group: Established Members Posts: 2,189 Joined: 30-July 03 Member No.: 495 Gender: Female |
In two more posts, this thread will be 1337
 Erm... TMI, TMI. WHY DO MY PIERCINGS SMELL LIKE CHEESE? Answers on a postcard... OK, so it's not really TMI, I just wanted to be one post closer to having a 1337 TMI thread 
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Jan 14 2008, 08:04 PM
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Transdimensional Traveler Group: Established Members Posts: 1,322 Joined: 20-August 04 From: Somewhere in the Ęther Member No.: 1,244 Gender: Secret |
And Speaker FTW!!!
1337!! TMI: My hat smells of alcohol... and yet I have never had it near alcohol of any kind... >.> -------------------- It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. Jack of all trades, master of none, though offtimes better than master of one. Carpe Noctem, pro cras nos necemus Carpe Diem, pro hodie nos mutiamo |
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Jan 14 2008, 08:10 PM
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 dream to make believe Group: Established Members Posts: 2,522 Joined: 12-January 04 From: England Member No.: 863 Gender: Female |
What are you on about Speaker?
THIS is the 1337 post! Shame I don't really have any TMI though... oh, uhm BIG PUS OOZING INGROWING HAIR IN MY ARMPIT! -------------------- |
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Jan 14 2008, 11:21 PM
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Transdimensional Traveler Group: Established Members Posts: 1,322 Joined: 20-August 04 From: Somewhere in the Ęther Member No.: 1,244 Gender: Secret |
I would like to point this out.
er... TMI.... Apparantly I'm good enough in bed to make a girl come all the way from FL to attend university at the same university as me... -------------------- It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. Jack of all trades, master of none, though offtimes better than master of one. Carpe Noctem, pro cras nos necemus Carpe Diem, pro hodie nos mutiamo |
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Jan 15 2008, 05:41 AM
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 o_O Group: Established Members Posts: 2,160 Joined: 10-August 04 From: ......I'm right behind you. Can't you see me? Member No.: 1,229 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (PsychWardMike @ Dec 28 2007, 11:44 PM) Have you ladies seen my past posts in this thread? I have a superior sex drive. Hell, ask Ange. Speaking of, my TMI (which I have actually told to Ange), and it will prove my unlimited sex drive: I have masturbated to an episode of Will and Grace. i can has s3x0rz now? I was just about to post that actually....though new boy also has a very good sex drive. And for the TMI....he's coming up this weekend.....and I have an entire can of condoms saved.....>.> As well as various other fun items. It shall be a good weekend. =) -------------------- The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return -Moulin Rouge
"Religion is a finger pointing ot the moon, but some people confuse the finger with the moon." Truth is subjectivity - Kierkegaard "I don't know anything; I never knew anything, but now I know I don't know" "The important thing isn't to know Jesus, Mohamed or Buddah, but to know what they know" |
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Jan 15 2008, 02:43 PM
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'Trouble Down Pit' now online! Group: Admin Posts: 10,141 Joined: 22-February 03 From: Southern UK Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
Don't use the mint condoms. Those things sting!
-------------------- Trouble Down Pit: Still updated every Monday and Friday
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Jan 15 2008, 04:01 PM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Mata @ Jan 15 2008, 02:43 PM) Don't use the mint condoms. Those things sting! In my past experience, I, nor the other side in the sex, have had a problem with minty ones. Nor that minty lube. In fact, it was quite fun My TMI- I stink like a sack of warm onions. We haven't had heating or hot water since Thursday and so I haven't showered since Thursday. It is back on today, and I am going to have a lonnnng hottt shower. Probably from a bucket as the shower doesn't stay hot for long >_< -------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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 Jan 15 2008, 04:18 PM
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dream to make believe Group: Established Members Posts: 2,522 Joined: 12-January 04 From: England Member No.: 863 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Daria @ Jan 15 2008, 04:01 PM) QUOTE (Mata @ Jan 15 2008, 02:43 PM) Don't use the mint condoms. Those things sting! In my past experience, I, nor the other side in the sex, have had a problem with minty ones. Nor that minty lube. In fact, it was quite fun Eugh, no! Minty = bad. BAD. BAD That 'warming' lube is even worse though... not tried it since a few years ago though so maybe it was teething problems. Ooooh can you imagine being a condom/lube tester?!?! -------------------- |
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Jan 15 2008, 04:57 PM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (snoo @ Jan 15 2008, 04:18 PM) QUOTE (Daria @ Jan 15 2008, 04:01 PM) QUOTE (Mata @ Jan 15 2008, 02:43 PM) Don't use the mint condoms. Those things sting! In my past experience, I, nor the other side in the sex, have had a problem with minty ones. Nor that minty lube. In fact, it was quite fun Eugh, no! Minty = bad. BAD. BAD That 'warming' lube is even worse though... not tried it since a few years ago though so maybe it was teething problems. Ooooh can you imagine being a condom/lube tester?!?! The warming one is fun too! At one stage in a previous relationship, the guy and I decided we'd go through different condoms and test them to see which ones we liked best. I think the ones with the little bumpy dots came out as the best- but when I was buying them, the 50-odd year old woman at the counter said "Ooo, I like those ones too". Cue horribly terrified look on my face, and awkward shuffling to the door. (That was when I was shy about talking to shop people about sex  )
-------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Jan 15 2008, 07:54 PM
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o_O Group: Established Members Posts: 2,160 Joined: 10-August 04 From: ......I'm right behind you. Can't you see me? Member No.: 1,229 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (gothictheysay @ Dec 22 2007, 12:19 PM) welcome to the fun-filled world of phone sex, ange! so, uh, I've decided only a musicky computer geek would be in the middle of 69ing and have this happen: Him: I want some music. Me: (on top) Uh... yeah... but this is kind of a difficult position to get back into... Him: Nah, we can Me:... okay Him: *hops over to computer* Hmm... let's see... I need to install Winamp again Me: *forehead smack; time goes by* you still gonna want to do this by the time you get winamp installed over there? Him: *nods very enthusiastically* So, yeah, he just really needed some music. So after that was done, we could continue. I just found it hilariously ridiculous. Phone sex isn't as fun as people make it out to be...I'd much rather do it other ways, tbh. But, it was still really hot =D As for the music thing, I had one time where he and I were fooling around while the Soul Calibur opening cut scene kept playing...and I kept stopping and looking up to see bits of it (we bother were, I swear). Eventually he turned it off...and I was sad, lol. Yeah, even during sex I'm a nerd In the case of the warming lube, I'll never EVER use it....simply because I once went to borrow a pair of my mother's socks and found an open bottle of the stuff in her nightstand... >.< -------------------- The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return -Moulin Rouge
"Religion is a finger pointing ot the moon, but some people confuse the finger with the moon." Truth is subjectivity - Kierkegaard "I don't know anything; I never knew anything, but now I know I don't know" "The important thing isn't to know Jesus, Mohamed or Buddah, but to know what they know" |
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Jan 16 2008, 01:39 AM
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'Trouble Down Pit' now online! Group: Admin Posts: 10,141 Joined: 22-February 03 From: Southern UK Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
Parental sex discoveries are always sobering.
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Jan 16 2008, 01:58 AM
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 suggestive cupcake Group: Admin Posts: 6,435 Joined: 21-April 03 From: Las Vegas, NV Member No.: 260 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Hyperion @ Jan 9 2008, 09:44 AM) I had a UTI yesterday and the day before, the result of some off-the-chain oral I recieved Saturday night. But I get nons more till the weekendsssss. (( I 'gree with Izzy.Hellll-lllloooo.  some TMI to anti-spam this - I sneezed at work today during my break and managed to cover a good portion of the outside table in snot and spit-spray. The tables show moisture really well. Instead of gross, my only thought was 'coooool!' -------------------- i'm like oh kimosabe, your body is my hobby    the official 'you bitch' count: a whole lot last updated 11/05 |
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Jan 18 2008, 04:18 PM
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My direction Group: Established Members Posts: 2,189 Joined: 30-July 03 Member No.: 495 Gender: Female |
I have woken up at 4am feeling nauseous and knowing I was going to vomit for 3 mornings in a row. This resulted in me sitting with a bowl for an hour feeling increasingly worse until projectile vomit happened. I was tempted to put the bowl on the floor and aim, but it seemed counter productive to easy cleanup
My nose is also running like a tap. Like, slightly salty, mucus-y water is flowing freely over my lip (nom nom nom >.<;). I have constructed a makeshift plug out of tissue paper. There is an engineering solution to every problem Isn't Sarah in the US? I didn't realise noro was over there too :/ Also, I've had symptoms like that with gastrointeritis, tisn't necissarily the bug of evil. *me pats Sarah and feeds her plenty of fluids* -------------------- Once opened consume within three days. Above post is not suitable for home freezing. Store in a cool, dry area. |
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Jan 18 2008, 05:24 PM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
QUOTE ({Gothic Angel} @ Jan 18 2008, 04:18 PM) I have woken up at 4am feeling nauseous and knowing I was going to vomit for 3 mornings in a row. You sure that's not a babby in your tummy instead of a virus? o_0 -------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Jan 18 2008, 08:16 PM
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My direction Group: Established Members Posts: 2,189 Joined: 30-July 03 Member No.: 495 Gender: Female |
Positive
Allergy medication + Microgynon 30 + empty stomach = weird foam stuff developing after 6 hours causing nausea and vomiting. Also, periods and whatnot.
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Jan 18 2008, 09:11 PM
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 Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
Yesterday I was in the kitchen when I suddenly had to sneeze. I ran for the tissue box on the table, but I sneezed violently just as I was reaching my hand out to grab a tissue.
Two huge streams of snot shot down my face...all the way to my chin. I'm sure it was a charming look for me. -------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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