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Apr 20 2006, 06:02 AM
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Novice Guppy ![]() Group: New Members Posts: 1 Joined: 10-April 06 From: South of Heaven Member No.: 2,309 Gender: Male |
Hello.
-------------------- Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. " 'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door; Only this, and nothing more." |
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Apr 20 2006, 10:55 AM
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![]() I plug directly into my computer ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 3,640 Joined: 18-November 04 From: Manchester Member No.: 1,488 Gender: Male |
Hello and welcome. We hope you enjoy your stay, the life-jacket is found under your seat and should not be inflated until you leave the forums. The exits are found there, there and there, and in case of an emergency, small faeries will light the way. Thank you for listening, you may now get on with whatever you were doing.
-------------------- QUOTE (Peter Griffin) Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology. |
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Apr 21 2006, 09:20 PM
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Browncoat ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 1,547 Joined: 18-August 05 From: Out in the black Member No.: 1,958 Gender: Female |
*duct-tapes Spudcula to the ceiling* Welcome to Matazone! You'll fall off the ceiling soon, and I hope you enjoy your stay here.
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Apr 21 2006, 10:34 PM
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![]() Germany > Spain... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 2,255 Joined: 7-January 06 From: Orlando Member No.: 2,184 Gender: Female |
CM, I'm afraid you forgot to tell him how to put his life-jacket on....Mistakes like that may be fatal you know. Spudcula, you tie that pink string around your left ear, and the red one goes up your nose and out your right ear. Once you've got the strings in place, pull tightly and the rest of the life-jacket will go into place.
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Apr 22 2006, 05:01 PM
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Technically a giant, intellectual midget. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 4,319 Joined: 29-March 03 From: Enger-land Member No.: 197 Gender: Transgender |
CM, I'm afraid you forgot to tell him how to put his life-jacket on....Mistakes like that may be fatal you know. Spudcula, you tie that pink string around your left ear, and the red one goes up your nose and out your right ear. Once you've got the strings in place, pull tightly and the rest of the life-jacket will go into place. Added bonus of these life-jackets being that they tend to cure any hearing or sinus problems you've been having. -------------------- He's a freak of nature, but we love him so.
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Apr 22 2006, 06:43 PM
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![]() Lord of the Keys ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 2,197 Joined: 1-October 04 From: Wonderful-smelling dwelling in French-Canada Member No.: 1,329 Gender: Female |
*snorts*
*inflates* *hacks out a kitten* See? Good as new! Also, hello. Welcome to Matazone. -------------------- can I kiss your dopamine? In a way I wonder if she's living in a magazine |
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May 16 2006, 11:12 PM
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![]() =^^= ~~ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 287 Joined: 17-March 05 From: West Virginia, USA Member No.: 1,690 Gender: Male |
Welcome to Matazone. Please check your bags, small animals, and sanity at the front gates.
-------------------- -Cerin
=^^= ~~ What have you done today to make you feel proud? "Be the change that you want to see in the world." -Mohandas Gandhi "We do not inherit the land from our fathers, we borrow it from our children." -Native American Proverb "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." - Albert Camus "You can't change the music of your soul." -Katherine Hepburn "Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth. (...) There is no spoon. Then you'll see that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself." -The Matrix |
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