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 Oct 11 2004, 12:19 AM
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 Entomophobic  Group: Established Members Posts: 1,507 Joined: 11-August 04 From: Psycho Circus Member No.: 1,231 Gender: Male  |
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Oct 10 2004, 10:57 AM) Ever noticed how you never see Mata and Sophie Ellis Bextor together? That's because THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON!  Mata is a figment of my imagination, all of the internet is, and i'm looking like an idiot pressing my fingers into the air. -------------------- |
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Oct 11 2004, 01:39 AM
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 I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
Mata touches me at night.
And I likes it! -------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Oct 11 2004, 01:52 AM
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 Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
I once got a card in the mail that said, "Have you seen me?" and it had a picture of Mick with a picture next to it of Mata that said, "Last seen with Mata Haggis."
-------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Oct 11 2004, 01:57 AM
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I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
Mata is Ville Valo.
Hey Ri... ready to smoke some man pole? -------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Oct 11 2004, 02:36 AM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
Mick, you're a bitch.
Although, that does explin why Mata's voice is so sexy. -------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Oct 11 2004, 08:07 PM
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 Speed of Life Group: Established Members Posts: 694 Joined: 18-February 04 From: Leicester Member No.: 952 Gender: Male |
Mata cheated on his GCSE's by writing out all his revision notes on his hand.
Mata steals scripts from self-hating screenwriteres and passes it off as his own. Mata lives inside a giant crab in the middle of CRABLANDIA. Mata spanks himself at night and he doesn't know why. Mata enjoys HP printers printing out page after page of the online bible. It's his favourite hobby. |
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Oct 11 2004, 08:10 PM
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Matazone acolyte Group: Established Members Posts: 994 Joined: 27-March 03 Member No.: 183 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (Mutilation @ Oct 11 2004, 08:07 PM) Mata spanks himself at night and he doesn't know why. To stop him spanking you with a baseball bat most proberly 
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Oct 11 2004, 08:12 PM
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Speed of Life Group: Established Members Posts: 694 Joined: 18-February 04 From: Leicester Member No.: 952 Gender: Male |
No he does that with his copy of Final Fantasy 7 diskcase. I really don't mind it.
If he doesn't have FF7, well then HE IS BLASPHEMING!!!111eleven!!!!11111111oneoneone12121121122121120239u4121211111! |
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Oct 11 2004, 11:17 PM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
Whenever people don't contribute enough, Mata sells his blood on the black market to make ends meet.
-------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Oct 12 2004, 12:29 AM
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 envision Group: New Members Posts: 817 Joined: 3-March 04 Member No.: 983 |
QUOTE (Righteous @ Oct 11 2004, 11:17 PM) Whenever people don't contribute enough, Mata sells his blood on the black market to make ends meet. I've always wondered about that!! -------------------- you know you want to own me...oh wait! you can't! HA! my master is The Tortured Soul
>>>>FOREVER IN MY HEART CLAY>>>>r.i.p. january 28, 1984 - april 8, 2004 @}---- |
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Oct 12 2004, 12:47 AM
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I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
Mata regularly plays (and more disgustingly, enjoys) Superman64.
-------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Oct 12 2004, 08:33 AM
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 Destructogirl... Group: Moderators Posts: 1,547 Joined: 11-March 03 From: Innsmouth Member No.: 124 Gender: Female |
Mata has a phobia of cotton wool.
Mata likes to indulge his hedonistic side by making raffia weavework baskets for the elderly. 
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Oct 12 2004, 01:29 PM
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 This space intentionally left blank Group: Admin Posts: 2,368 Joined: 30-March 03 From: Venta Belgarum Member No.: 203 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (DoRmAnt @ Oct 10 2004, 11:12 PM) I once saw Mata's face on the side of a milk carton. I once saw a milk carton on the side of Matas face. It was stapled there. -------------------- We are at war with Eastasia. We have always been at war with Eastasia. We were never at war with Eurasia. Eurasia is our ally.
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Oct 12 2004, 01:33 PM
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 I pull the wings off god Group: Established Members Posts: 954 Joined: 5-October 04 From: My occiput. Member No.: 1,340 Gender: Male |
Mata created the holoprogram that is the universe
-------------------- Please try to remember, when reading my posts, that I've probably not watched the same films & tv shows as you. I try not to watch music vids & I've also probably not even heard about them from other people. Man to woman "If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong!"/She's all lips & hips, she knows how to use them to make you flip//Liquor store & gun store, next to one another, with only one purpose, so you all kill each other,//Member of the pro cath association // Froggys' sugar-e-daddy//You can't spell politics without tics/[b]/Note to self: Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations = human stupidity.Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the females (not shemales).
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Oct 13 2004, 07:35 PM
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 Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
Mata played Skimbleshanks: The Railway Cat in the Broadway musical, CATS.
...but he didn't need a fake tail! -------------------- |
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Oct 13 2004, 07:53 PM
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Speed of Life Group: Established Members Posts: 694 Joined: 18-February 04 From: Leicester Member No.: 952 Gender: Male |
Mata was the one who told Hitler that the Jews were making fun of his 'tache behind his back. Thus inadvertidly causing the death of millions.
That's right, April Fools can kill. |
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Oct 13 2004, 08:05 PM
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 Faeries don't bite we just nibble a bit! Group: Moderators Posts: 1,695 Joined: 16-August 03 From: A town called Malice, England, The world Member No.: 535 Gender: Female |
Mata is actually Mr Silly from the Mr Men
-------------------- If life hands you a lemon make lemonade, lace it with cyanide and then pass it around. What can I say I'm a revenge type of gal!!! Ryn
Wearing a large shiny tag around neck "Uncullable Faerie" Official S P A N G L E R and self proclaimed protector of Tribe Wyvern- OOh Sparkly!! Proud leader of the Super Spangler Squad. Me and Stardust wil spangle your a$$!! |
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Oct 13 2004, 08:16 PM
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 F*cking with the best since 1996 Group: Established Members Posts: 2,614 Joined: 24-February 04 From: Wiltshire. UK Member No.: 962 Gender: Female |
Mata doesn't wash his hands after he pees.
And then he prepares food. -------------------- Art should be an expression of what humanity is capable of imagining - not limited to representing that which surrounds us - Demetrios Vakras
funked)out_frog is my special Harem slave Harem count: Markslut, xkitsurabamix, Black - Wings, Candice, Moop, Daedalus, The Lorax, Franken - Sarah, Artemisia, Cath, Wyvern, Saucy Tara, PsychWardMike, JimiJimi, Fallen Element, Smiler, Korbin Dallas, laenan kite, Valerie, Faerieryn, trunk_girl26, Sir Psycho Sexy, Steam Roxxor, pgrmdave, monkey_called_narth |
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Oct 13 2004, 08:48 PM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
Mata made the Huggies jingle:
"I'm a big girl look what I can do, I can wear big kid pants, too!" Boy, does he owe us. -------------------- |
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Oct 13 2004, 10:29 PM
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I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
Mata regularly Burninates the Country Side.
-------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Oct 14 2004, 12:53 AM
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Entomophobic Group: Established Members Posts: 1,507 Joined: 11-August 04 From: Psycho Circus Member No.: 1,231 Gender: Male |
Mata actually locks up small children and forces them to works on ideas for him to put up on the website.
"Uh-oh, Jimmy, you need THREE succeding ideas for food this year!" -------------------- |
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Oct 14 2004, 03:01 AM
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 <3 Group: Established Members Posts: 1,021 Joined: 20-December 03 From: Upstate New York Member No.: 806 Gender: Female |
Every September 23rd Mata walks out on the streets dressed in spandex tights and a large pink-colored afro wig, plie-ing whenever he comes to a street corner.
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Oct 14 2004, 03:04 PM
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 Our UAV is online Group: Established Members Posts: 1,374 Joined: 22-September 04 From: Shropshire Member No.: 1,304 Gender: Male |
mata is subscribed to Barbie magazine
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 Oct 14 2004, 03:25 PM
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 omno-ahhhhhhh! Group: Established Members Posts: 2,124 Joined: 20-June 04 From: London, England. Member No.: 1,174 Gender: Secret |
hehehe.
Will there be a 'Most Original/ Creative/ Weird Rumour' award? -------------------- A society that takes itself too seriously risks bottling up its tensions and treating every example of irreverence as a threat to its existence. Humour is one of the great solvents of democracy. It permits the ambiguities and contradictions of public life to be articulated in non-violent forms. It promotes diversity. It enables a multitude of discontents to be expressed in a myriad of spontaneous ways. It is an elixir of constitutional health. J. Sachs in Laugh It Off Promotions CC v SAB International (Finance) BV t/a SabMark International (Freedom of Expression Institute as Amicus Curiae) 2006 (1) SA 144 (CC)
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Oct 14 2004, 07:24 PM
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<3 Group: Established Members Posts: 1,021 Joined: 20-December 03 From: Upstate New York Member No.: 806 Gender: Female |
Mata doesn't actually use paint in his artwork - he uses boogers.
-------------------- Dance, kitteh, dance! |
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