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PsychWardMike
post Feb 15 2006, 09:04 PM
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I stole it, roasted it, and ate it.

Suprisingly creamy, really.


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post Feb 16 2006, 02:21 AM
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QUOTE (PsychWardMike @ Feb 15 2006, 10:04 PM)
I stole it, roasted it, and ate it.

Suprisingly creamy, really.
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Oh my God, what I wouldn't give to see you without your f__king mojo, stud.

Language please - your dear friend Mod Lo, that sounds cool I think I'll name a band that.


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post Feb 16 2006, 04:04 PM
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Cold, day 467 (Really, by this point I've lost count.)

I'm starting to practially drown in my own phlem, as I'm coughing, sneezing and blowing it out of me all the time. Not to mention, I just got done throwing up chunks of potatoes from breakfast, and guess what they were covered in. That's right, more phlem. Great to be me, isn't it?

And now I get to go do a speech! (not really TMI, but I feel it brings the entire experience together.)


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post Feb 18 2006, 10:04 AM
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Typically I've managed to be ill on my birthday (that's today). I ended up waking up at 2am and managing the most disappointing vomitage ever.

*huuuuurgh*
*blorph*
*cough*
*spits out about 2 tablespoons of puke*

All that build up and stomach pain and that's it? One can't help but feel ripped off.

Yay! We're back to bodily fluids.

Just for the record, that's a guess. Actually measuring would be way too gross.


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post Feb 18 2006, 11:30 AM
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The problem with kayaking is repeatedly getting cold water in your ears. Mine are very skanky at the moment. They're currently producing a creamy green discharge that smells like Edam cheese and wet dogs. sad.gif


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post Feb 18 2006, 05:27 PM
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I remembered this just today. One time I went outside to smoke and saw my brother and one of his friends peering into my brother's room where one of our friends was having sex with his girlfriend. Confident in the knowledge that they wouldn't see us, we watched the two of them go at it. It stopped being erotic after the first minute or so and became strangely funny. We were discussing it like commentators on ESPN, "Oh, wow. Look at her go. Okay, position change...Go for it, dude!" THey moved away from the windo for a reason that now escapes me. When I turned back to the window, I missed the big finish. The next day, we told our friend and he couldn't help laughing.


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post Feb 18 2006, 05:37 PM
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I bite the skin off my fingertips. Except now I had dental work done and have to wait at least another year before I can continue. Briefly parted, soon united, eh?

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post Feb 18 2006, 05:41 PM
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QUOTE (moop @ Feb 18 2006, 04:04 AM)
Typically I've managed to be ill on my birthday (that's today). I ended up waking up at 2am and managing the most disappointing vomitage ever.

*huuuuurgh*
*blorph*
*cough*
*spits out about 2 tablespoons of puke*

All that build up and stomach pain and that's it? One can't help but feel ripped off.

Yay! We're back to bodily fluids.

Just for the record, that's a guess. Actually measuring would be way too gross.
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hapy birthday. just for the record, it's not that gross to measure puke. *not that I've ever done it*

*eyes shift*


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And my crystal tears fall, like so many broken spirits. A raven gazes at me from its perch in a dead tree. It lets out bloodcurdling caw, chilling me to the bone. I take no notice of my surroundings, though. I am too wrought with grief. Why did my cheese run away?!
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EvilSpork
post Feb 18 2006, 05:53 PM
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QUOTE (Righteous @ Feb 18 2006, 12:27 PM)
I remembered this just today. One time I went outside to smoke and saw my brother and one of his friends peering into my brother's room where one of our friends was having sex with his girlfriend. Confident in the knowledge that they wouldn't see us, we watched the two of them go at it. It stopped being erotic after the first minute or so and became strangely funny. We were discussing it like commentators on ESPN, "Oh, wow. Look at her go. Okay, position change...Go for it, dude!" THey moved away from the windo for a reason that now escapes me. When I turned back to the window, I missed the big finish. The next day, we told our friend and he couldn't help laughing.
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blink.gif

That's probably the first time I've actually been sickened reading this thread.

Way to go.


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post Feb 18 2006, 06:54 PM
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QUOTE (EvilSpoon @ Feb 18 2006, 09:53 AM)
blink.gif

That's probably the first time I've actually been sickened reading this thread.

Way to go.
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Ditto. Eep at peeking at your friends. I could never, ever do that. I would run away screaming. Does his girlfriend know you were looking?

Also...ROBBYKINS! If you are reading this, stop being a perv and peeping on us all the time! Join the forums if you want to be a perv. tongue.gif


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Daria
post Feb 19 2006, 02:45 AM
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I have way too much sex drive at the moment and no one to drive with. Damnit.

One of my friends came out with "I can launch a ping-pong ball at least a metre into the air" as the first thing she said when woken up after crashing out drunk one evening. After us quizzing her about it, she finaly gave in and explained that she had experimented and had learnt to launch one from her vagina, into the air, and catch it in her hand.

Why she even tried in the first place, or why she said it as the first thing in the morning, is still a mystery. We decided not to press the matter.


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post Feb 19 2006, 11:20 AM
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I have had a horrible cough for about 3 weeks now and I keep on coughing up whole lumps of phlegm. But it's all hard and funny. And then this morning I coughed up black phlegm. o_0


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post Feb 19 2006, 02:09 PM
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QUOTE (Daria @ Feb 19 2006, 02:45 AM)
One of my friends came out with "I can launch a ping-pong ball at least a metre into the air" as the first thing she said when woken up after crashing out drunk one evening. After us quizzing her about it, she finaly gave in and explained that she had experimented and had learnt to launch one from her vagina, into the air, and catch it in her hand.

Why she even tried in the first place, or why she said it as the first thing in the morning, is still a mystery. We decided not to press the matter.
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My old Head Girl at college could do that. I've seen her do it, it was pretty impressive.


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post Feb 19 2006, 02:36 PM
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It was just a little odd coming from her- she is one of those quiet types who usualy doesn't say much in conversation, especialy of this nature.


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post Feb 20 2006, 04:06 PM
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QUOTE (candice @ Feb 18 2006, 01:54 PM)
Does his girlfriend know you were looking?

Don't know. Don't care. They broke up a few months ago and I haven't seen her since.


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post Feb 20 2006, 05:20 PM
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QUOTE (Daria @ Feb 19 2006, 06:36 AM)
It was just a little odd coming from her- she is one of those quiet types who usualy doesn't say much in conversation, especialy of this nature.
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Didn't know you know those are the types that do strange things like that? The quiet types are usually some of the strangest and cool people you'll ever know.

For example I once new this shy girl who admitted to using a toy lightsaber in a naughty way.


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post Feb 20 2006, 06:46 PM
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I had an obnoxious popcorn kernel stuck between two of my molars all day when no-one had any floss or toothpicks and I couldn't quite pull it out. Finally it annoyed me so much that I bit off a long sharp dead fingernail and used it to pull out the kernel. Then I accidentally swallowed the fingernail.


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post Feb 20 2006, 09:41 PM
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QUOTE (LoLo @ Feb 20 2006, 05:20 PM)
Didn't know you know those are the types that do strange things like that?  The quiet types are usually some of the strangest and cool people you'll ever know.

For example I once new this shy girl who admitted to using a toy lightsaber in a naughty way.
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That was me.


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post Feb 20 2006, 10:27 PM
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QUOTE (PsychWardMike @ Feb 20 2006, 04:41 PM)
QUOTE (LoLo @ Feb 20 2006, 05:20 PM)


Didn't know you know those are the types that do strange things like that?  The quiet types are usually some of the strangest and cool people you'll ever know.

For example I once new this shy girl who admitted to using a toy lightsaber in a naughty way.
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That was me.
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And me. My parents still think I've never done anything with boys.


hmm, a few weeks ago I was fooling around outside, and when we had finished, I had 'stuff' all over my hand and no way to clean it up, so I wiped it on a nearby mailtruck >.>


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post Feb 21 2006, 01:26 AM
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Two words: NEW BRAS!

YIPEE!!!! They fit absolutley perfectly happy.gif


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post Feb 21 2006, 05:56 PM
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ok... i got the birth control shot back in april.. then i didnt have my period for 10 mounths..... not im having it every two weeks... what the hell is going on??

befor... my period was very light and i had a 6 week cycle, no cramps, and it only lasted 2 days. now, 2 week cycle, i cant move, and it lasts a week.


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post Feb 21 2006, 06:55 PM
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Your menstral cycle doesn't stay the same all your life I'm not sure about it changing the drastically though.


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post Feb 21 2006, 09:48 PM
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When I was stirring chocolate chunks and butter to make brownie filling for my orgasm-in-your-mouth cream cheese brownies, I thought of this thread and suddenly realized the chocolate chunks looked a bit like dog turds.


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post Feb 22 2006, 05:57 AM
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I had a splitting headache and bad chest cold today. I masturbated anyway. And the headache went away. It was cool.

Chest cold's still there, though. And I've a lead role in the musical. Great.


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post Feb 22 2006, 06:10 AM
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QUOTE (monkey_called_narth @ Feb 21 2006, 12:56 PM)
ok... i got the birth control shot back in april.. then i didnt have my period for 10 mounths..... not im having it every two weeks... what the hell is going on??

befor... my period was very light and i had a 6 week cycle, no cramps, and it only lasted 2 days. now, 2 week cycle, i cant move, and it lasts a week.
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If it's your first time taking the shot, this reaciton is probably your body readjusting to the change in hormones. Beyond that....... blink.gif

I've got rather long hair (on my head, you sickos <.<), so it makes some things rather difficult, such as certain aspects of fooling around. It tends to get stuck in my mouth.

Yes, I think that's as far as I need to go there rolleyes.gif


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