Annoying Celebs in a box, Who would you stick in a box to and why Options

[hinsley]

Im so agreeing with those brand power ads. They're so... odd.

If we're doing advert people im jsut going to have to throw the cillit bang man in. and the person who mixed up that track of it. grrrrr... *shakes fist*

[Eli]

I don't know if it still plays on the T.V, but Peewee Herman from Peewee's Playhouse must go in the box. He really leans more towards "child molestor" and the fact that he got drunk in public and starting playing with his man parts is probably another thing to throw in. Peewee Herman must go in the box or at least somewhere far away from kids.

[Izzy]

*Strange thought of a Peewee/Hannah Montana hook-up*

We've said Michael Jackson, right?

[hinsley]

lloyd grossman.

the chef dude... wait he's not even a chef is he? he just tastes other peoples. whatever, he has an annoying voice.

[Faerieryn]

Ok. I'm going to do this all in one breath. Ready?

1) Lenny Henry for making that stupid Holiday Inn Advert
2) Cliff Richard because he should actually according to natural law already BE in a box
3) Posh and Becks- King and Queen Chav
4) Jordan and Peter Andre- see above
5) Coleen Maclaughlin and wayne Rooney- See above once more- AND her name is impossible to spell
6) Davina Maccall- cos she is just so bloody annoying
7) Jodie Marsh- Two belts do not make a shirt
8) Tom Hanks and Katie Holmes- Why God why!
9) Katherine Tate. Should have been in the box and then taken out to do Dr Who. Now she is done she can go back in the box
10) Charlotte Church- I just can't stand her

Whew! I nearly passed out!

[Industrial Kybos...]

Evidently you are a boiling couldron of rage, ryn. I'm fully with you on Cliff though. Put him in a box, and Christmas wrap the bastard.

[leopold]

If we're doing advert people im jsut going to have to throw the cillit bang man in.

You mean Barry Scott. I've just written a poem about him:

Barry Scott.
He shouts a lot.
I heard you the first time!
Seriously, dude,
Back off the mic!

Okay, so it's a bit weak, but what do you expect? I'm not John bleedin' Milton, you know! I'm not even Pam Ayres. I might pass as an E.J. Thribb (17 1/2).

6) Davina Maccall- cos she is just so bloody annoying

I appreciate that this is all a matter of opinion, but I'd personally save Davina, despite the horrible hair colour adverts. In which she talks to her mum, something she apparently doesn't do in real life. No, I'd keep the bubbly, delectable Davina outside the box.

7) Jodie Marsh- Two belts do not make a shirt

When did she ever do that? I mean, TWO belts?? That'd just cover her up far too much, surely?? Personally, I'd stick the belts round her face, then nobody would have to look at her ridiculous nose or that "I'm dead smug but at the same time coy and rather vulnerable" look on her fizzog which is so ANNOYING!!!

Or at a pinch, she could go in the box...

9) Katherine Tate. Should have been in the box and then taken out to do Dr Who. Now she is done she can go back in the box

Actually, I'd never have let her out to do Doctor Who in the first place. Every time she spoke it sounded like one of her "hilarious" "characters". I was just waiting for her Nana Taylor to come out. It would've been worth the suffering to have her shout "F@ck off!" at some point. I think the ending of this season was apt, though... Donna has forgotten all about it and now, so should we all.

I'm fully with you on Cliff though. Put him in a box, and Christmas wrap the bastard.

Preferably before he brings out his new crimbo single. Please.

I'd like to put in a ZZ-list celeb, if I may. I doubt she counts as a celeb at all, but that Zeze (or whatever her name is) off of BBLB. How the hell did she get that gig? Eh?? Tell me!

I'd also like to chuck in Bianca Gascoine and Peaches Geldof, purely for being pointless and untalented.

[hinsley]

If we're doing advert people im jsut going to have to throw the cillit bang man in.

You mean Barry Scott. I've just written a poem about him:

Barry Scott.
He shouts a lot.
I heard you the first time!
Seriously, dude,
Back off the mic!

Okay, so it's a bit weak, but what do you expect? I'm not John bleedin' Milton, you know! I'm not even Pam Ayres. I might pass as an E.J. Thribb (17 1/2).

Excellent

9) Katherine Tate. Should have been in the box and then taken out to do Dr Who. Now she is done she can go back in the box

Actually, I'd never have let her out to do Doctor Who in the first place. Every time she spoke it sounded like one of her "hilarious" "characters". I was just waiting for her Nana Taylor to come out. It would've been worth the suffering to have her shout "F@ck off!" at some point. I think the ending of this season was apt, though... Donna has forgotten all about it and now, so should we all.

I actually thought she was quite good with david tennant. but each to their own i suppose


I would like to put that guy who's in charge of Doctor Who in the box for not putting the next series out to air until 2010 for his stupid reason that he thinks it will make sure people dont get bored of it... ITS DR WHO, PEOPLE DONT GET BORED OF IT. grrrrrr now i have to wait years. he should go in the box and be tossed off of a giant waterfall

[leopold]

I can see the pointlessness of it. Perhaps the guy was thinking that, after Alistair McCoy finished being the Doctor and everyone was bored of it, it was off for over 10 years. Perhaps he's thinking that a year's break would prevent it being off for over a decade...

No, actually, that's stupid. Get them in the box!

[Faerieryn]

Don't you mean SYLVESTER McCoy?!!!!! I'm sorry Leo but really!!!!! Get the names right.

I vote to put....

All the presenters from CBBC and CBeebies in the box. I've just spent the weekend with my nephew. OMG!!!!! can you Patronising children??? Pat- ron- like the character in Harry Potter- iiiize- SING!!!! Now lets SING a song about Patronising!!!!

[Tarantio]

Don't you mean SYLVESTER McCoy?!!!!! I'm sorry Leo but really!!!!! Get the names right.

I vote to put....

All the presenters from CBBC and CBeebies in the box. I've just spent the weekend with my nephew. OMG!!!!! can you Patronising children??? Pat- ron- like the character in Harry Potter- iiiize- SING!!!! Now lets SING a song about Patronising!!!!

But not Andy Peters.

Legend

[leopold]

Don't you mean SYLVESTER McCoy?!!!!! I'm sorry Leo but really!!!!! Get the names right.

Erm, yeah. That'd be the guy. Thanks for pointing that out so politely, Ryn

Now that X Factor has started again, I'd like to throw the judges in there for the following reasons:

Louis Walsh, because he now thinks he's bigger than the show; he tries point scoring off Simon and yet at the same time never actually ventures any real opinions other than those expressed by His Cowellness.

Dannii Minogue, for trying to be as famous as her sister whilst possessing a mere fraction of the talent, looks and pleasantness. And for trying to sound as hard-faced as Simon but just coming over as a sullen bitch who's jealous of whoever wins for getting a better recording contract than her, just for being on a talent show! Such desperation. Sucks to be you, love

Cheryl Cole, purely for staying with Ashley. Look, love, he's only going to stop shagging around once he's no longer a footballer, and by then you won't want him either. Just give it up.

Simon Cowell. Well, actually I'd be tempted to keep him out if he wasn't nasty just for the sheer hell of it. He's turning into a parody of himself.

[hinsley]

All the presenters from CBBC and CBeebies in the box. I've just spent the weekend with my nephew. OMG!!!!! can you Patronising children??? Pat- ron- like the character in Harry Potter- iiiize- SING!!!! Now lets SING a song about Patronising!!!!

Has anyone seen that new advert for a program called something like 'celeb air' or something. i have no idea what its about but they've got angelica from CBBC doing the ad and its just like WTF!?!?!??!

I didnt mind her too much until i saw that. Now i dislike her... lots.

and talking of kids programs what ever happened to the good programs that made sense like sooty and rainbow and my little pony? now they have wierd little furry things that dont speak and creepy little doll things.

its jsut scary.

the only good kids program now is the hoobs. I love Ivor! hes soooo cute ^o^

[Raven-Mad]

1) Rihanna
2) Amy Winehouse
3)Paris Hilton
4)Jade Goody
5)Nicole Richie
6)Jennifer Lopez
7)Pete Docherty
8)Kate Moss
9)Robbie Williams
10)50 Cent
11) Jamie Hince (for the crime of dating Kate Moss!!)
12) Whitney "Cheap Like Crack" Houston
13.) Gilbert Godfrey
14) Chris Evans (professional radio irritant, one-time Mr. Billie Piper and fellow Warringtonian - prize arse-head)
15) Peirs Morgan.
16) Hannah Montana (aka Miley Cirus)
17) Bobby Brown
18) Kevin Federline
19) Britney Spears,
20) Lindsey Lohan,
21) Jessica Simpson,
22) Rosie O'Donnel,
23) Zac Effron
24) Heather Mills
25) Maggie Thatcher (Not really a celeb, but we can squeeze her in)
26) Kerry Katona.
27) Mel Gibson.
28) Amanda Holden (Tv show was Wilde at Heart)
29) Jeremy Kyle
30) George Bush (Not a celeb either we he can be shoved between Maggie Thatcher and Gordon Brown)
31) Gordon brown
32) Richard and Judy (They only count as 1)
33) Ferne and Philip (As do they)
34) Kilroy.
35) Ricky Lake
36) Montel Jordan
37) Sally Jessie Raphael
38) Judge Judy
39) orville
40) Keith Harris
41) James MacAvoy
42) The woman from the "Adios" slimming advert, that spins around and says "Adios
43) The guy that does the channel 5 late nite "gameshows", "Quiz Call
44) that woman off the "Brand Power" adverts
45) cillit bang man in
46) Peewee Herman from Peewee's Playhouse
47) Michael Jackson
48) lloyd grossman
49) Lenny Henry for making that stupid Holiday Inn Advert
50) Cliff Richard because he should actually according to natural law already BE in a box
51) Posh and Becks- King and Queen Chav
52) Jordan and Peter Andre- see above
53) Coleen Maclaughlin and wayne Rooney- See above once more- AND her name is impossible to spell
54) Davina Maccall- cos she is just so bloody annoying
55) Jodie Marsh- Two belts do not make a shirt
56) Tom Hanks and Katie Holmes- Why God why!
57) Katherine Tate. Should have been in the box and then taken out to do Dr Who. Now she is done she can go back in the box
58) Charlotte Church- I just can't stand her
59) Zeze (or whatever her name is) off of BBLB
60) presenters from CBBC and CBeebies (they count as one entry)
61) Louis Walsh
62) Dannii Minogue
63) Cheryl Cole
64) Simon Cowell

Nearly there people!!

[dancing hamster ...]

David Gest

[Phyllis]

8) Tom Hanks and Katie Holmes- Why God why!

Do you, by any chance, mean Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes?

I mean, Castaway was pretty bad, but...

[Industrial Kybos...]

Put 'em both in, cand. I'm sure we could do a double-Tom special.

[leopold]

Nah, I've already given Mr. Hanks a reprieve, owing to the fact that he's done some good stuff. Although if he doesn't redress the balance for the disaster that was "Da Vinci Code" (which wasn't entirely his fault, he should never have been offered it in the first place) then I could be tempted to forego his stay of, erm, being put in the box. I'm sure there's a good word that means that, like "defenestration" means to chuck something out of the window, but it just doesn't seem to want to make itself known.

Atone, Tom Hanks!

Anyway, now I want to add another annoying celebrity. I want to add Chris Moyles. His recent televisual appearances have proved that, without the backup of his radio possé, he is about as funny as pulling a tooth without an anaesthetic. Also, his radio show losing listeners has just proved that people are getting fed up of the arrogant fat tosser. I'm sure he can be a nice bloke, but he's now so far up his own arse it's untrue. Although to get his not inconsiderable ego in with him, we may need a bigger box.

Oh, and yeah, does this have, in some way, anything to do with the fact he earns more in 2 weeks than I do in a year, and yet I work over twice as many hours and have fewer holidays? Not as such, but it does grate when he tries to blag freebies from local shops. Cheeky %£*@!!!

[Industrial Kybos...]

Full agreement, 'pold. In the box, Moyles!

For the record, I've never rated Hanks as an actor. However, my dislike of him is vastly overshadowed by my pure hatred of Kenneth Brannagh. Method-acting Shakespeare ponce.

[leopold]

Oh, god! I'd forgotten about ol' Kenny B. What an annoying little turd he was! Did a couple of films that were inexplicably popular, then married Emma Thompson, who was mostly famous for being a bit crap on "Whose Line Is It Anyway?", and then thought he was the best actor the world had ever seen.

I found it hilarious that the self-obsessed tosspot played Gilderoy Lockhart in "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets", who is... a self-obsessed tosspot! One whom JK Rowling admits is based on someone she knows who is utterly unpleasant.

Actually, I'd like to nominate Emma Thompson as well. Apart from the crapness of being on "Whose Line" and being married to "Bad Hair" Branagh, I was kind of glad that Alan Rickman was doing the dirty on her in "Love Actually"; she was so frumpy and dull it was no wonder he was lured by the office vamp. And she plays the pointless Professor Trelawney in Harry Potter (the divinations prof who can't see without those big glasses and is frankly pretty rubbish). Oh, and she was the creator of the Krippin Virus in "I Am Legend", a role which she wasn't even credited for

[Phyllis]

I like Emma Thompson.

Can we stuff all Scientologist celebrities in the box? Except for Jason Lee and Ethan Suplee: we can just whack them over the head with the box until they come to their senses.

[leopold]

Ah. I see there's division over the Thompson issue. I suppose, Cand, if you'd been a brit for a bit longer you'd have seen her gracing our televisions: Firstly trying to be funny against the trinity of Colin Mockery, Ryan Styles and Josie Lawrence. In the end she just ended up looking like a snobbish toss. And then following her marriage to His Branaghness, swanning about like queen bloody Sheba. Tsk.

I suppose, in many respects, you've avoided the horribleness of La Thompson. Which is a good thing. I wish I could scrape that memory from my tired synapses.

As for scientologists, I'm with you completely. Including the saving of Messrs. Lee and Suplee; I'd hate to see "My Name Is Earl" disappear from existence, especially since it occupies that rare genre known as 'Genuinely funny US sitcom'. The hitting over the head thing reminds me of the 'Star Stories' episode for Tom Cruise, where he gets whacked over the head with a spade by John Travolta to convert him to Scientology. Damn funny stuff. Especially the way they portrayed Nicole Kidman. Actually, I'd kind of like to save John Travolta as well, if only because he was so good in Pulp Fiction.

[Mata]

Two words: Battlefield Earth.

How on earth have we not put Ricky Gervais in there yet? The man is the least funny comedian I've had the displeasure to witness in years. I saw him about a decade ago on a Sunday morning TV show (female presenters I think, I forget the name though). He had a regular slot where he came on and was 'edgy' by being causally offensive about anyone who wasn't a white heterosexual male. For some reason this provoked laughter from the audience (nervousness and discomfort, I assume) and he's still doing the same bloody irritating thing. He almost managed to spoil the lovely film 'Stardust' just by having a small part in it.

Please let's put him in the box, then drop an anvil on it.

[Industrial Kybos...]

Two words: Battlefield Earth.

You took the words out of my mouth. You may now keep them.

[froggle-rock]

Two words: Battlefield Earth.

You took the words out of my mouth. You may now keep them.

That's kinda hawt.



Oh gosh, I'm that horny that I find this sexual >_>