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 Aug 19 2010, 10:24 AM
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 If my woman were a fire...  Group: Established Members Posts: 3,328 Joined: 14-November 04 From: hole-in-the-ground, Texas Member No.: 1,473 Gender: Female  |
Wacky was what I was going for so it's all good.
 The finished haircut looks like a homeless three year old. And I love it. -------------------- Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame. Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues. You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real. |
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Aug 30 2010, 07:02 PM
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 living in your basement, eating your candy hearts Group: Established Members Posts: 3,418 Joined: 23-February 04 From: cloud cuckoo land Member No.: 959 Gender: Female |
So, the birth control I use is called Nuvaring. It's a plastic hormone-releasing ring that goes in your vagina. Usually doesn't get in the way during sexual activities, but the other night during those it did fall out.
Guy: Um... this fell out. Me: Oh, thanks. *sticks back in* Guy: ...Is there a rave going on in your vagina? Me: Yeah, a sperm-killing rave. -------------------- Being corrupted by candice since 2004
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Aug 31 2010, 04:31 AM
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 Transdimensional Traveler Group: Established Members Posts: 1,322 Joined: 20-August 04 From: Somewhere in the Ęther Member No.: 1,244 Gender: Secret |
er.. not to derail this thread... but does that nuvaring thing actually work? my significant other is curious about switching to it since her pills have recently been giving her some problems...
-------------------- It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. Jack of all trades, master of none, though offtimes better than master of one. Carpe Noctem, pro cras nos necemus Carpe Diem, pro hodie nos mutiamo |
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Sep 2 2010, 01:58 PM
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living in your basement, eating your candy hearts Group: Established Members Posts: 3,418 Joined: 23-February 04 From: cloud cuckoo land Member No.: 959 Gender: Female |
Yes! I don't get terrible periods, but it has shortened them a little and eased some symptoms. As far as use for birth control, absolutely yes. I have followed the instructions and it's been 2 years now I think? No pregnancies.
 You just have to remember to take it out after 3 weeks. It's not difficult at all and it's less hormones than pills. Gah, I sound like an advertisement. Tell her to ask her doctor about it, but I have nothing but good things to say!
-------------------- Being corrupted by candice since 2004
teal and orange is the way forward |
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Sep 2 2010, 05:58 PM
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Transdimensional Traveler Group: Established Members Posts: 1,322 Joined: 20-August 04 From: Somewhere in the Ęther Member No.: 1,244 Gender: Secret |
sweet. I'll pass the info on. Although I can see it now... "dear, I did some research on your monthly womanly issues... and a friend really, really suggests that nuvaring thing... so, I think you should switch to it. Yes, thats it." >.>
-------------------- It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. Jack of all trades, master of none, though offtimes better than master of one. Carpe Noctem, pro cras nos necemus Carpe Diem, pro hodie nos mutiamo |
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Sep 2 2010, 06:50 PM
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 Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (SPEAKERfortheLOST @ Sep 2 2010, 10:58 AM)  sweet. I'll pass the info on. Although I can see it now... "dear, I did some research on your monthly womanly issues... and a friend really, really suggests that nuvaring thing... so, I think you should switch to it. Yes, thats it." >.> Well you said she was curios about it so you can just tell her that one of your friends recently posted about it and is a big fan. Doesn't have to be too awkward. Now if you brought home pamphlets and print outs from the internet that might be a bit much. lol Ummm ummm TMI huh? Earlier in the week I groomed all things that needed to be groomed. Sure I'm the only one who gets to enjoy the spoils of this, but hell it's nice to feel tidy and clean everywhere! \o/ --------------------  Being Pimped By Aries Since 2003 |
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Sep 3 2010, 01:08 AM
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 I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Established Members Posts: 1,579 Joined: 4-August 08 Member No.: 12,759 Gender: Secret |
Once a year, just before Florida changes from the summer heat to the slightly-less-hot fall climate, my human-snake duality surfaces and my feet shed their old armor to reveal a new epidermis, fit to protect me from the harsh winter to come (...).
That's not the TMI. I like to pick at it and leave dead skin everywhere. >_> This has been noticed. Heh. -------------------- Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldnt be here if stars hadnt exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - werent created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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Sep 3 2010, 02:40 AM
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Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (gothictheysay @ Aug 30 2010, 12:02 PM) So, the birth control I use is called Nuvaring. It's a plastic hormone-releasing ring that goes in your vagina. Usually doesn't get in the way during sexual activities, but the other night during those it did fall out. Guy: Um... this fell out. Me: Oh, thanks. *sticks back in* Guy: ...Is there a rave going on in your vagina? Me: Yeah, a sperm-killing rave. I've been holding this back since I first read this, but I just can't anymore. This made me think of a rather pervy ring toss. 
-------------------- Being Pimped By Aries Since 2003 |
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Sep 10 2010, 10:37 PM
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Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
I am so grossed out right now!
I looked at the toilet and saw this hair clinging to the side. I figured it was one of the hairs from my head, because since my hair has gotten really long, I've been shedding everywhere. So I reached down to pluck it off of the side and then realized I was holding this really long pube. I threw it into the toilet and flushed it away, but I know that I've been keeping myself groomed downstairs so there's no way that long pube could be mine. This means it must have been my mom's. Eww ewww eww ewww eww. I can't wash my hands enough! -------------------- Being Pimped By Aries Since 2003 |
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Sep 10 2010, 11:42 PM
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 suggestive cupcake Group: Admin Posts: 6,435 Joined: 21-April 03 From: Las Vegas, NV Member No.: 260 Gender: Female |
wow.
-------------------- i'm like oh kimosabe, your body is my hobby    the official 'you bitch' count: a whole lot last updated 11/05 |
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Oct 31 2010, 10:25 PM
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 I've been brainwashed Group: Admin Posts: 4,120 Joined: 10-August 03 From: Cheshire Member No.: 526 Gender: Secret |
The halloween cocktails may have had a funny effect on my bowels. My poo might have had a bit of a green tint today......
-------------------- How would you feel about life if Death was your older sister? You're only young once but you can stay immature indefinetly!!!!
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Nov 1 2010, 04:01 PM
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 'Trouble Down Pit' now online! Group: Admin Posts: 10,139 Joined: 22-February 03 From: Southern UK Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
Riding a bicycle when you have a guiche piercing can sometimes be rather sore.
-------------------- Trouble Down Pit: Still updated every Monday and Friday
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Nov 1 2010, 04:05 PM
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If my woman were a fire... Group: Established Members Posts: 3,328 Joined: 14-November 04 From: hole-in-the-ground, Texas Member No.: 1,473 Gender: Female |
I have a moster zit on my cheek.
I will not pop it...I will not pop it...I wil not.. awh, who am I kidding? I'm gonna pop the hell outta that sucker. -------------------- Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame. Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues. You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real. |
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Nov 1 2010, 07:39 PM
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 : P> Group: Moderators Posts: 2,352 Joined: 5-March 04 From: Derby Member No.: 991 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (Mata @ Nov 1 2010, 04:01 PM) Riding a bicycle when you have a guiche piercing can sometimes be rather sore. Specialized, and probably some other bike companies, make split saddles (I think they're called) that might help with that. They're mainly designed to stop you getting numb balls and it seems to work. http://www.specialized.com/gb/en/bc/SBCExp...enuItemId=10836 -------------------- I am Candice's asw emo e-husband, real life actual husband and all around awesome person, Funked)Out_Frogg's e-paramour. Snugglebum's harem slave. Candice and gothictheysay are my e-pimps.
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Nov 1 2010, 10:44 PM
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 ~¤~Sanity Impaired since 1986~¤~ Group: Established Members Posts: 1,499 Joined: 2-March 03 From: Canada Member No.: 82 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (elphaba2 @ Feb 25 2010, 04:08 PM) ...really? Boys are weird. It looks like she's wearing a barbie wig. Don't have a TMI exactly, but this thread always reminds me of the time I got super-tipsy with a bunch of lady-friends and we talked about the worst thing we've ever had to wipe with. The list was: nothing (drip-dry), cotton balls, Q-tips, the empty cardboard roll, a hand (! yeesh!), a receipt, used tissues and a sock. Ever try a coffee filter? You know those accordion-circle-like things you put in coffee machines to brew the joe. Yeah. Used that before. Not too great. -------------------- |
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Nov 1 2010, 10:55 PM
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 Dirty Laundry Group: Established Members Posts: 3,191 Joined: 7-January 05 From: By London Member No.: 1,573 Gender: Female |
Guess what I'm wearing right now?
I LOVE living alone 
-------------------- Emma <3 James <3
"Music is a moral law. It gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, a charm to sadness, gaiety and life to everything. It is the essence of order, and leads to all that is good, just and beautiful, of which it is the invisible, but nevertheless dazzling, passionate, and eternal form." - Plato |
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Nov 3 2010, 01:07 AM
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Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
I currently have garlic breath so strong it could kill numerous vampires and possibly even a zombie or two.
-------------------- Being Pimped By Aries Since 2003 |
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Nov 3 2010, 05:57 AM
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If my woman were a fire... Group: Established Members Posts: 3,328 Joined: 14-November 04 From: hole-in-the-ground, Texas Member No.: 1,473 Gender: Female |
My stomach hurt super bad today. I talking BAD bad. I felt like I was going to die.
Then I went home and my mom suggested pepto. I kinda rolled my eyes but figured it was worth a try. Fast forward to ten minutes later and I start farting. A lot. Loudly. My stomach doesn't hurt anymore. Thanks, mom! -------------------- Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame. Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues. You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real. |
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Nov 3 2010, 10:41 AM
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'Trouble Down Pit' now online! Group: Admin Posts: 10,139 Joined: 22-February 03 From: Southern UK Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
Mums are awesome sometimes
-------------------- Trouble Down Pit: Still updated every Monday and Friday
The Matazone Games blog The Matazone Shop The Matazone Blog The Matazone Corset Shop: Snobz corsets at 10% off their recommended price! |
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Nov 4 2010, 10:09 AM
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~¤~Sanity Impaired since 1986~¤~ Group: Established Members Posts: 1,499 Joined: 2-March 03 From: Canada Member No.: 82 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ Nov 3 2010, 01:57 AM) My stomach hurt super bad today. I talking BAD bad. I felt like I was going to die. Then I went home and my mom suggested pepto. I kinda rolled my eyes but figured it was worth a try. Fast forward to ten minutes later and I start farting. A lot. Loudly. My stomach doesn't hurt anymore. Thanks, mom! Had an upset tummy years ago, something I ate upset it I guess so I did the same thing and upchucked, hard lol. I don't trust anything of that Pepto-ish pinkness now. Nothing LOL! -------------------- |
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Nov 4 2010, 10:42 PM
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 Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
I have been taking Tramadol recently for my abdominal pain. As per usual with opiates, you find yourself ... "backed up" in the words of my GP. Stool softeners are the answer. Not so much fun.
-------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Nov 5 2010, 06:20 AM
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If my woman were a fire... Group: Established Members Posts: 3,328 Joined: 14-November 04 From: hole-in-the-ground, Texas Member No.: 1,473 Gender: Female |
"backed up"
I like that. Such a polite way to put it. I freakin' love pepto. I've had a lot of people tell me I'm weird because of it, but I love the way it taste. Just ever-so-slightly pepperminty. Thanks to the impending winter, my skin is revolting and drying up. So just like every year, I'm getting these big red sore patches in the corners of my elbows and on the backs of my knees. They're just there because my skin is so sensitive and they're not really anything worse than super-dry skin. But they totally make me look like I have a horrible disease, or am maybe in the beginning stages of becoming a zombie. Probably the zombie thing. Edit: God, no more writing posts after 1am for me anymore. I had to go back and correct just about every other word. -------------------- Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame. Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues. You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real. |
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Nov 5 2010, 03:55 PM
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Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ Nov 4 2010, 11:20 PM) "backed up" I like that. Such a polite way to put it. I freakin' love pepto. I've had a lot of people tell me I'm weird because of it, but I love the way it taste. Just ever-so-slightly pepperminty. Thanks to the impending winter, my skin is revolting and drying up. So just like every year, I'm getting these big red sore patches in the corners of my elbows and on the backs of my knees. They're just there because my skin is so sensitive and they're not really anything worse than super-dry skin. But they totally make me look like I have a horrible disease, or am maybe in the beginning stages of becoming a zombie. Probably the zombie thing. Edit: God, no more writing posts after 1am for me anymore. I had to go back and correct just about every other word. I get that all year. For me it's psoriasis and it tends to get worse in the winter because I don't get vitamin D from the sun as much. You could try some Vitamin D supplements to help that. I've also found aquafor at night to be very helpful. -------------------- Being Pimped By Aries Since 2003 |
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Nov 8 2010, 06:15 AM
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suggestive cupcake Group: Admin Posts: 6,435 Joined: 21-April 03 From: Las Vegas, NV Member No.: 260 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Daria @ Nov 4 2010, 02:42 PM) I have been taking Tramadol recently for my abdominal pain. As per usual with opiates, you find yourself ... "backed up" in the words of my GP. Stool softeners are the answer. Not so much fun. since i am ALWAYS on tramadol because of its mood-balancing properties when mixed with other things, all-bran helps if you guys have that in the UK. i find that the effects of tramadol > pooping. -------------------- i'm like oh kimosabe, your body is my hobby the official 'you bitch' count: a whole lot last updated 11/05 |
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Nov 9 2010, 10:56 PM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
Various pulses work, too. Yay! Fibre!
I went to see a doctor about the pain for the fourth time, today. He sent me to the nurse to get blood and urine samples tested*. It took me FOREVER to piss in the pot; when it was time to leave, I had to go to the loo. FFFffffffffffff. Also, I pooped today, and was so proud of myself I announced it to Monty. He said "well done" and offered me a cookie. *I'm not pregnant, I have no abnormalities in my urine, and I have a fifth appointment booked for Thursday so the doctor can stroke his chin, go "hmmm" and tell me that "hopefully it will go away soon". At least that's what I expect will happen- it's what's happened the last four times. -------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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