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 May 25 2005, 07:13 PM
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 Shut up, noob!  Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male  |
As of recently, electrical tape is to Ri as power tools are to Her Sauciness (only when worn by me or another person, though).
I'd like to give a big tee wy to all those involved in getting me hooked on that. 
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May 28 2005, 12:32 AM
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 'Trouble Down Pit' now online! Group: Admin Posts: 10,141 Joined: 22-February 03 From: Southern UK Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Righteous @ May 5 2005, 06:38 PM) QUOTE (depressed lonely crazy person @ May 2 2005, 08:31 AM) I haven't had sex since August and I'm missing it.  Christ. Now I don't feel so bad about being celibate since January. Amateurs! When I was single I was without sex for 18 months. Once again I shall emphasise that this was when I was single! (In case Sues reads through the forums and pokes me for not making it clear enough!  )I once knew an adopted chap who is a white guy. I found out from another friend of his that his biological mother is black but that part of the genes never got passed on. The mother had contacted the friend to find out if her son would like to hear from her. He said he was sure (for various reasons) that the son wouldn't. The chap has never been told. How's that for a dark secret? -------------------- Trouble Down Pit: Still updated every Monday and Friday
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May 28 2005, 12:48 AM
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Technically a giant, intellectual midget. Group: Established Members Posts: 4,319 Joined: 29-March 03 From: Enger-land Member No.: 197 Gender: Transgender |
QUOTE (Mata @ May 28 2005, 12:32 AM) QUOTE (Righteous @ May 5 2005, 06:38 PM) QUOTE (depressed lonely crazy person @ May 2 2005, 08:31 AM) I haven't had sex since August and I'm missing it. Christ. Now I don't feel so bad about being celibate since January. Amateurs! When I was single I was without sex for 18 months. Once again I shall emphasise that this was when I was single! (In case Sues reads through the forums and pokes me for not making it clear enough! )I havn't had sex since...*thinks*...beginning of Febuary...feels like forever.... -------------------- He's a freak of nature, but we love him so.
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May 28 2005, 04:38 AM
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 I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
It's been months for me. And I have a girlfriend. But each time, she's either on her period or she's been in Spain or I've been working or we've had band. In short, I be horny.
-------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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May 28 2005, 06:41 AM
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 ^random image of the day Group: Established Members Posts: 1,841 Joined: 20-January 05 From: online Member No.: 1,604 Gender: Male |
It's only been about two, maybe three weeks for me
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May 28 2005, 11:13 AM
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 F*cking with the best since 1996 Group: Established Members Posts: 2,614 Joined: 24-February 04 From: Wiltshire. UK Member No.: 962 Gender: Female |
Not been that long ago for me but if I don't get some soon I'm pretty sure that any man that even looks in my direction is going to be in serious peril.
-------------------- Art should be an expression of what humanity is capable of imagining - not limited to representing that which surrounds us - Demetrios Vakras
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May 28 2005, 11:51 AM
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 You can't understand... Group: New Members Posts: 91 Joined: 7-October 04 From: Most likely in a warm mass of furry linen. Member No.: 1,347 Gender: Male |
i cut underneath my nostril whilst shaving and now i have a big infection there
 i'm gonna have to stay inside for a few days, 'cause this thing is HUGE! -------------------- In the end, only kindness matters.
And I dont wanna fall in love; this world is always gonna break your heart. |
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May 29 2005, 03:19 PM
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I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
*looks hard in snugglebum's direction*
-------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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May 31 2005, 02:20 AM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
I have 31 condoms in a locked box in my room. THis number is expected to dwindle, not by my efforts, but because Rick never buys any and knows the combination to said box.
-------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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May 31 2005, 04:42 AM
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 Perfection Personified Group: Established Members Posts: 1,128 Joined: 17-December 04 From: Land of the Wombles! Member No.: 1,548 Gender: Male |
Havn't had sex in 3-4 weeks.
And I'm not going to get any for another 2-3 weeks, at least. Gah. It sucks being perpetually horny. -------------------- "Too often Fate,
By all abhorred, To savage poison, Adds the sword" - Boethius, The Concillations of Philosophy |
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May 31 2005, 04:44 AM
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 o_O Group: Established Members Posts: 2,160 Joined: 10-August 04 From: ......I'm right behind you. Can't you see me? Member No.: 1,229 Gender: Female |
Erhem......I've not done _anything_ remotely sexual since January......I think it's about time to change that, no?
-------------------- The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return -Moulin Rouge
"Religion is a finger pointing ot the moon, but some people confuse the finger with the moon." Truth is subjectivity - Kierkegaard "I don't know anything; I never knew anything, but now I know I don't know" "The important thing isn't to know Jesus, Mohamed or Buddah, but to know what they know" |
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May 31 2005, 05:24 AM
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^random image of the day Group: Established Members Posts: 1,841 Joined: 20-January 05 From: online Member No.: 1,604 Gender: Male |
I just came back from having sex with my girlfriend in the back of my car.
EDIT: Specification asked for by a friend of mine: The back seat, not the front seat....this time. -------------------- Check it out: Make pocket change just by being online!
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May 31 2005, 02:07 PM
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 omno-ahhhhhhh! Group: Established Members Posts: 2,124 Joined: 20-June 04 From: London, England. Member No.: 1,174 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (Calantyr @ May 31 2005, 05:42 AM) Havn't had sex in 3-4 weeks. That's not what I've heard. Back on topic, I went to a wedding this weekend just gone and so in preparation I was tarting my self up. Sitting in my room, clipping toe nails and one, well erm... Basically it ricocheted off the wall. It was from ma big toe >_>
-------------------- A society that takes itself too seriously risks bottling up its tensions and treating every example of irreverence as a threat to its existence. Humour is one of the great solvents of democracy. It permits the ambiguities and contradictions of public life to be articulated in non-violent forms. It promotes diversity. It enables a multitude of discontents to be expressed in a myriad of spontaneous ways. It is an elixir of constitutional health. J. Sachs in Laugh It Off Promotions CC v SAB International (Finance) BV t/a SabMark International (Freedom of Expression Institute as Amicus Curiae) 2006 (1) SA 144 (CC)
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Jun 1 2005, 09:07 PM
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 Faeries don't bite we just nibble a bit! Group: Moderators Posts: 1,695 Joined: 16-August 03 From: A town called Malice, England, The world Member No.: 535 Gender: Female |
Gooood weekend!!!!!
Oh and bikini stubble is a pain!! -------------------- If life hands you a lemon make lemonade, lace it with cyanide and then pass it around. What can I say I'm a revenge type of gal!!! Ryn
Wearing a large shiny tag around neck "Uncullable Faerie" Official S P A N G L E R and self proclaimed protector of Tribe Wyvern- OOh Sparkly!! Proud leader of the Super Spangler Squad. Me and Stardust wil spangle your a$$!! |
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Jun 1 2005, 10:25 PM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
The longest I've gone without getting laid is five months. The longest I can go without _something_ sexual while maintaining some semblence of sanity is about a week. This may include kissing, touching of various parts and pretty much anything pervish my ever-broadening horizons can take.
For those of you who watch porn with lezzie scenes, real lezzie sex is rarely like that. Imagine having a pair of butch dyke friends who love PDA and TMI. I'd go into detail, but my therepist told me that whenever I think of it, I should go to my happy place. I've hallucinated while having sex sober. Nothing terribly special. Mainly just colors and strange feelings of gooiness in my body. If I climax and don't move, I sometimes trip. I can't make this up. I have dents in my head. I discovered them when I shaved my head bald in the ninth grade. -------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Jun 1 2005, 10:30 PM
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 My cute little Aislinn! Group: Established Members Posts: 849 Joined: 17-May 04 From: Yulee, Florida. Member No.: 1,123 Gender: Female |
My right breast is bigger than my left.
-------------------- "I can kill catering with a thought!" - Darth Vader
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Jun 2 2005, 12:25 AM
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 Samauri Teapain Group: Established Members Posts: 2,172 Joined: 3-January 04 From: In a Cardboard box under my bed. Member No.: 844 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Aislinn Faye @ Jun 1 2005, 11:30 PM) My right breast is bigger than my left. Thats odd, should be left is bigger than right. -------------------- @>-'--,--Cath and gothictheysay are my E-Teapotettes.@>-'--,--
Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( ) "I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell." A proud Viking never stops masturbating. Taking over Matazone Forums since 2011. |
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Jun 2 2005, 12:37 AM
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 Transdimensional Traveler Group: Established Members Posts: 1,322 Joined: 20-August 04 From: Somewhere in the Ęther Member No.: 1,244 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Jun 1 2005, 08:25 PM) QUOTE (Aislinn Faye @ Jun 1 2005, 11:30 PM) My right breast is bigger than my left. Thats odd, should be left is bigger than right. I must agree with that... dont ask me why... -------------------- It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. Jack of all trades, master of none, though offtimes better than master of one. Carpe Noctem, pro cras nos necemus Carpe Diem, pro hodie nos mutiamo |
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Jun 2 2005, 12:38 AM
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Samauri Teapain Group: Established Members Posts: 2,172 Joined: 3-January 04 From: In a Cardboard box under my bed. Member No.: 844 Gender: Male |
T'is because of the heart, innit.
-------------------- @>-'--,--Cath and gothictheysay are my E-Teapotettes.@>-'--,--
Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( ) "I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell." A proud Viking never stops masturbating. Taking over Matazone Forums since 2011. |
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Jun 2 2005, 12:41 AM
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Transdimensional Traveler Group: Established Members Posts: 1,322 Joined: 20-August 04 From: Somewhere in the Ęther Member No.: 1,244 Gender: Secret |
... >_>... no... i swear... ok yes... -------------------- It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. Jack of all trades, master of none, though offtimes better than master of one. Carpe Noctem, pro cras nos necemus Carpe Diem, pro hodie nos mutiamo |
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Jun 3 2005, 03:56 PM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
Okay, I was wrong. I haven't gotten laid in five months. It's taking its toll on my sanity.
I'll do pretty much anything on a dare. Everyone knows this and utilizes it on a fairly regular basis. In fact, I once had a dream where Commie paid me five bucks to jump off a second story blacony. If Sean and I were in that situation IRL, I'd probably do it. When I lost my virginity, we used three positions. My brother's girlfriend is allergic to the rubber in most condoms. My brother recently bought one wilth a bunch of little nubbies on it. He hopes that she's not allergic to it because according to a mutual friend, it does wonders. -------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Jun 3 2005, 04:00 PM
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 dream to make believe Group: Established Members Posts: 2,522 Joined: 12-January 04 From: England Member No.: 863 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Aislinn Faye @ Jun 1 2005, 10:30 PM) My right breast is bigger than my left. ditto... by at least half 
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Jun 3 2005, 04:02 PM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
I had an ex like that, too. It was almost a whole cup size! I have another ex like that, too, but it wasn't nearly as bad.
My first girlfriend was the other way around. Her left was bigger than her right. I think scars on chicks are sexy. I once drank bong water on a dare. All but one of the people I've slept with were younger than me, the exception being five days older than me. -------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Jun 3 2005, 05:39 PM
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 Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Jun 1 2005, 05:25 PM) Thats odd, should be left is bigger than right. Nooo. Most people are right handed, and the breast on the side of your dominant hand tends to be larger. I just wanted to mention that. I don't have any excessive information about myself to share. Well, I probably do have some, but I'm not going to share it. So...carry on! Nothing to see here....
-------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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Jun 3 2005, 05:47 PM
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^random image of the day Group: Established Members Posts: 1,841 Joined: 20-January 05 From: online Member No.: 1,604 Gender: Male |
I have to pee.
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