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 Sep 18 2006, 06:44 PM
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 Wait for the uprising  Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female  |
Hehehehe.. stealth farts.
I have been expecting my period for some time now- no, I am not pregnant, just still not in rhythm with them. So yeah, expecting a period. Sitting at the table, feel something is not quite right, go to the toilet and instead of menstrual fluid, there is a HUGE long stringy bit of clear mucus that slops out. Seriously, about 2 and a half inches long. What is up with my body?! -------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Sep 18 2006, 06:47 PM
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 Dirty Laundry Group: Established Members Posts: 3,191 Joined: 7-January 05 From: By London Member No.: 1,573 Gender: Female |
^ Good gracious.
I am rubbish at remembering when my period should come. I think it changes every month so I end up having to wear a pad for about three days before it actually starts just for fear I may leak. -------------------- Emma <3 James <3
"Music is a moral law. It gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, a charm to sadness, gaiety and life to everything. It is the essence of order, and leads to all that is good, just and beautiful, of which it is the invisible, but nevertheless dazzling, passionate, and eternal form." - Plato |
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Sep 18 2006, 07:10 PM
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 ^random image of the day Group: Established Members Posts: 1,841 Joined: 20-January 05 From: online Member No.: 1,604 Gender: Male |
Daria - I think you may have just won for providing the most way too much information.
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Sep 18 2006, 07:48 PM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (I_am_the_best @ Sep 18 2006, 06:47 PM)  am rubbish at remembering when my period should come. I think it changes every month so I end up having to wear a pad for about three days before it actually starts just for fear I may leak. I can always tell when mine are coming- rediculously hormonal the day before, bad back and stomach pains and the want to wear a big jumper. QUOTE (pgrmdave @ Sep 18 2006, 07:10 PM) Daria - I think you may have just won for providing the most way too much information. I was considering putting a warning, but it is your own silly fault for reading this thread 
-------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Sep 18 2006, 07:54 PM
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 living in your basement, eating your candy hearts Group: Established Members Posts: 3,418 Joined: 23-February 04 From: cloud cuckoo land Member No.: 959 Gender: Female |
Remember kids, stretchy mucus means you're ovulating
 I'm going to get worried if I don't get my period soon... I haven't been having unsafe sex, but when your period is late, any sex gets you paranoid! -------------------- Being corrupted by candice since 2004
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Sep 19 2006, 11:01 AM
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 I've been brainwashed Group: Admin Posts: 4,120 Joined: 10-August 03 From: Cheshire Member No.: 526 Gender: Secret |
Yeh I usually get the goo about a week before my period.
-------------------- How would you feel about life if Death was your older sister? You're only young once but you can stay immature indefinetly!!!!
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Sep 19 2006, 07:09 PM
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 Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (gothictheysay @ Sep 18 2006, 12:54 PM) Remember kids, stretchy mucus means you're ovulating I taught her that! I'm so proud.Anyway, Sarah's right. You're probably just ovulating, Daria. Nothing to worry about. -------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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Sep 20 2006, 01:30 AM
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 That_guy needs therapy! Group: Established Members Posts: 284 Joined: 26-June 06 Member No.: 2,523 Gender: Male |
It's conversations like this that make me so glad I'm a man.
Anyways, took a bite out of a chicken sandwich I stuck in the firdge yesterday. Turns out dead boxelders (sp?) are kinda salty. -------------------- "Anarchism is the most irrational, anti-intellectual notion ever spun by the concrete-bound, context-dropping, whim-worshiping fringe of the collectivist movement, where it properly belongs."
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Sep 22 2006, 10:54 AM
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 My direction Group: Established Members Posts: 2,189 Joined: 30-July 03 Member No.: 495 Gender: Female |
QUOTE Daria - I think you may have just won for providing the most way too much information. Wimp QUOTE I'm going to get worried if I don't get my period soon... I haven't been having unsafe sex, but when your period is late, any sex gets you paranoid! Oh yes. Especially if you're like me and get all bloaty beforehand. I sit there and poke my abdomen as if by some random miracle I'll be showing when I'm 3 weeks pregnant  I think I've spent more money on pregnancy tets in my life than I have on tampons Hmmm. This isn't really TMI. *points at cand* I follow her example! What the snot is a boxelder? -------------------- Once opened consume within three days. Above post is not suitable for home freezing. Store in a cool, dry area. |
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Sep 22 2006, 02:48 PM
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^random image of the day Group: Established Members Posts: 1,841 Joined: 20-January 05 From: online Member No.: 1,604 Gender: Male |
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Sep 22 2006, 03:08 PM
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 I plug directly into my computer Group: Established Members Posts: 3,640 Joined: 18-November 04 From: Manchester Member No.: 1,488 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (pgrmdave @ Sep 22 2006, 03:48 PM) I believe that this is a boxelder. That's more than one boxelder. /grammar-spam okay... TMI. I'm currently wearing a towel with six different bodily fluids on it (all mine). -------------------- QUOTE (Peter Griffin) Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology. |
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Sep 22 2006, 08:04 PM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (CheeseMoose @ Sep 22 2006, 03:08 PM) QUOTE (pgrmdave @ Sep 22 2006, 03:48 PM) I believe that this is a boxelder. That's more than one boxelder. /grammar-spam okay... TMI. I'm currently wearing a towel with six different bodily fluids on it (all mine). *counts* Saliva? Sweat? Earwax? Snot? Tears? Urine? Or am I being naive?
-------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Sep 22 2006, 08:06 PM
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I plug directly into my computer Group: Established Members Posts: 3,640 Joined: 18-November 04 From: Manchester Member No.: 1,488 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Daria @ Sep 22 2006, 09:04 PM) QUOTE (CheeseMoose @ Sep 22 2006, 03:08 PM) QUOTE (pgrmdave @ Sep 22 2006, 03:48 PM) I believe that this is a boxelder. That's more than one boxelder. /grammar-spam okay... TMI. I'm currently wearing a towel with six different bodily fluids on it (all mine). *counts* Saliva? Sweat? Earwax? Snot? Tears? Urine? Or am I being naive? Sweat, blood, pus, tears, vomit and urine. I was wrapped in it 'cos I was bleeding and it was the first one i found. I also didn't want to ruin another one. -------------------- QUOTE (Peter Griffin) Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology. |
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Sep 22 2006, 08:38 PM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
How the hell could I have forgotten blood in the list of bodily fluids?!
-------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Sep 22 2006, 09:11 PM
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My direction Group: Established Members Posts: 2,189 Joined: 30-July 03 Member No.: 495 Gender: Female |
You could claim you were being pedantic and state that technically, the only bodily fluid is water. Go biology!
Also ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, beetles >.< -------------------- Once opened consume within three days. Above post is not suitable for home freezing. Store in a cool, dry area. |
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Sep 22 2006, 10:00 PM
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 o_O Group: Established Members Posts: 2,160 Joined: 10-August 04 From: ......I'm right behind you. Can't you see me? Member No.: 1,229 Gender: Female |
QUOTE ({Gothic Angel} @ Sep 22 2006, 05:11 PM) You could claim you were being pedantic and state that technically, the only bodily fluid is water. Go biology! Also ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, beetles >.< umm... That's not entirely true. If the various solutions (blood, sweat, tears, etc...) have solutes that dissolve completely, in their solvents, and still exibit the properties of a fluid, then the solution is a fluid. However, I would not say that vomit is a fluid because it does not follow these rules. But, it's true that most, if not all, the solutions of the body have water as its solvent. So you were mostly right  Anyway, I suppose I should include some TMI. I got my period yesterday, and my current supply of tampons suck, because they don't expand as much as they should and they tend to fall out when I pee. (I've been through 5 of them already  )
-------------------- The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return -Moulin Rouge
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Sep 22 2006, 11:51 PM
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^random image of the day Group: Established Members Posts: 1,841 Joined: 20-January 05 From: online Member No.: 1,604 Gender: Male |
Don't forget air, air is a fluid.
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Sep 23 2006, 02:48 AM
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 Samauri Teapain Group: Established Members Posts: 2,172 Joined: 3-January 04 From: In a Cardboard box under my bed. Member No.: 844 Gender: Male |
That one will need some explaining.
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Sep 23 2006, 07:15 AM
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^random image of the day Group: Established Members Posts: 1,841 Joined: 20-January 05 From: online Member No.: 1,604 Gender: Male |
Fluid:
–noun 1. a substance, as a liquid or gas, that is capable of flowing and that changes its shape at a steady rate when acted upon by a force tending to change its shape. Air is not a liquid, but it is a fluid. -------------------- Check it out: Make pocket change just by being online!
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Sep 23 2006, 08:21 AM
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 dream to make believe Group: Established Members Posts: 2,522 Joined: 12-January 04 From: England Member No.: 863 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (trunks_girl26 @ Sep 22 2006, 11:00 PM) QUOTE ({Gothic Angel} @ Sep 22 2006, 05:11 PM) You could claim you were being pedantic and state that technically, the only bodily fluid is water. Go biology! Also ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, beetles >.< umm... That's not entirely true. If the various solutions (blood, sweat, tears, etc...) have solutes that dissolve completely, in their solvents, and still exibit the properties of a fluid, then the solution is a fluid. However, I would not say that vomit is a fluid because it does not follow these rules. But, it's true that most, if not all, the solutions of the body have water as its solvent. So you were mostly right John is making me be pedantic to point out that bile is a fluid. I have no TMI, nope none at all! >.> -------------------- |
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Sep 23 2006, 09:28 AM
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My direction Group: Established Members Posts: 2,189 Joined: 30-July 03 Member No.: 495 Gender: Female |
QUOTE But, it's true that most, if not all, the solutions of the body have water as its solvent. So you were mostly right. I should stop making jokes. People keep taking them seriously I am well aware 'fluid' isn't the same thing as 'liquid' or 'solvent'.
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Sep 23 2006, 09:41 AM
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 'Trouble Down Pit' now online! Group: Admin Posts: 10,139 Joined: 22-February 03 From: Southern UK Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
Woohoo! Fish are fluids!
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Sep 24 2006, 01:24 AM
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living in your basement, eating your candy hearts Group: Established Members Posts: 3,418 Joined: 23-February 04 From: cloud cuckoo land Member No.: 959 Gender: Female |
I gave my first successful blow job today!
-------------------- Being corrupted by candice since 2004
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Sep 24 2006, 01:51 AM
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 I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Established Members Posts: 1,959 Joined: 12-May 04 From: Victoria B.C. Member No.: 1,112 Gender: Female |
... and God is not a woman because it doesn't taste at all like chocolate. Tastes somewhat bitter and you just pray you don't breathe wrong and wind up with any going up the back pipe into your nose.
TMI enough?
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Sep 24 2006, 09:27 AM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
*high fives gothictheysay*
QUOTE (Ashbless @ Sep 24 2006, 01:51 AM) ... and God is not a woman because it doesn't taste at all like chocolate. Tastes somewhat bitter and you just pray you don't breathe wrong and wind up with any going up the back pipe into your nose. TMI enough? I always thought that the first one of the day/ timespan of sexstuff was much sweeter than the following ones. *shrugs* -------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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