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 Feb 7 2006, 11:23 PM
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 The Key of Joy is disobedience.  Group: Established Members Posts: 2,093 Joined: 4-May 04 From: The UK of GB and NI. Member No.: 1,102 Gender: Male  |
QUOTE (little_bear @ Feb 2 2006, 11:48 PM) My fingers smell like Immac. It's bloody rank.  May we enquire why exactly your fingers smell like Immac? -------------------- Waiting for a superhero intervention |
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Feb 7 2006, 11:50 PM
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 I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Banned Posts: 1,748 Joined: 19-October 04 From: Shropshire, UK. Member No.: 1,378 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Greeneyes @ Feb 8 2006, 12:23 AM) QUOTE (little_bear @ Feb 2 2006, 11:48 PM) My fingers smell like Immac. It's bloody rank. May we enquire why exactly your fingers smell like Immac? I don't know, it was just like this phantom smell. I hadn't been near any Immac or anything like that (my legs, groin and underarms remain hairy and proud) so I honestly don't know. -------------------- People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people.
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Feb 9 2006, 01:16 AM
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 o_O Group: Established Members Posts: 2,160 Joined: 10-August 04 From: ......I'm right behind you. Can't you see me? Member No.: 1,229 Gender: Female |
As of now, I've officially seen three Matazonian peniis (yes, I know penii isn't the plural of penis, but it sounds cuter this way <.<)
And no, I won't say who they are. *edit* Cand reminded me that I've actually seen four Matazonian penii. (the number just keeps rising <.<) -------------------- The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return -Moulin Rouge
"Religion is a finger pointing ot the moon, but some people confuse the finger with the moon." Truth is subjectivity - Kierkegaard "I don't know anything; I never knew anything, but now I know I don't know" "The important thing isn't to know Jesus, Mohamed or Buddah, but to know what they know" |
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Feb 9 2006, 01:28 AM
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I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Banned Posts: 1,748 Joined: 19-October 04 From: Shropshire, UK. Member No.: 1,378 Gender: Male |
I have officially seen the top of one Matazonian's boob. Like, a half moon sort of thing going on down.
-------------------- People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people.
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Feb 9 2006, 06:30 PM
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 Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (little_bear @ Feb 8 2006, 05:28 PM) I have officially seen the top of one Matazonian's boob. Like, a half moon sort of thing going on down. Pft. I've seen...err... 4 Matazonian's boobs completely that I can think of right now. Possibly more. Not counting my own, of course. I don't think I asked to see any of them, though. They just sort of...got shown to me. OH...wait. 5. I just thought of another. And of course there's the fact that everyone who has seen syuu's former av has seen about 1 square centimeter of my nipple.  Which she left up FORFREAKINEVER. Half the penises I have seen in my entire life have been Matazonian (unless you count changing diapers...I don't even know how many diapers I've changed. LOTS). ...it's entirely possible that I spend too much time here, considering those statistics.  Oh well, there's nothing else to do in my town.Speaking of changing diapers...One of my cousins peed in his own mouth when I was changing his. Poor lil guy. 
-------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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Feb 9 2006, 08:21 PM
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 Professionally Unprofessional Group: Established Members Posts: 1,558 Joined: 4-September 03 From: Suburbs of D.C. Member No.: 580 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (candice @ Feb 9 2006, 02:30 PM) Speaking of changing diapers...One of my cousins peed in his own mouth when I was changing his. Poor lil guy. How'd he manage that?? -------------------- Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things that escape those who dream by night
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Feb 9 2006, 08:27 PM
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Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
The pee just shot up into the air (he was on his back, obviously, since his diaper was being changed) and landed in his open mouth.
-------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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Feb 9 2006, 09:45 PM
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 Browncoat Group: Established Members Posts: 1,547 Joined: 18-August 05 From: Out in the black Member No.: 1,958 Gender: Female |
My period smells absolutely rank even though it's really stopped. There's just this evil smell that should have gone away by now. It's too faint for anyone else to notice it (fortunately,) but I can't wait for it to go away.
-------------------- Sometimes we can choose the path we follow. Sometimes our choices are made for us. And sometimes we have no choice at all. ~Morpheus, King of Dreams
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Feb 9 2006, 11:11 PM
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Professionally Unprofessional Group: Established Members Posts: 1,558 Joined: 4-September 03 From: Suburbs of D.C. Member No.: 580 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (candice @ Feb 9 2006, 04:27 PM) The pee just shot up into the air (he was on his back, obviously, since his diaper was being changed) and landed in his open mouth. Poor thing =( -------------------- Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things that escape those who dream by night
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Feb 10 2006, 01:42 AM
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 Member Group: New Members Posts: 20 Joined: 31-January 06 From: denver Member No.: 2,222 Gender: Female |
i haven't had a girlfriend in so long...men are starting to look interesting to me again.
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Feb 10 2006, 02:13 AM
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Professionally Unprofessional Group: Established Members Posts: 1,558 Joined: 4-September 03 From: Suburbs of D.C. Member No.: 580 Gender: Secret |
I saw a commercial not too long ago.... about this product called repHresh. It restores a woman's natural pH balance and cleanses her out.
the commercial was quite disturbing and I wish there was a place to get brainsoap, because my brain definatley needs washing -------------------- Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things that escape those who dream by night
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Feb 10 2006, 04:47 PM
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 Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (candice @ Feb 9 2006, 01:30 PM) I've seen...err... 4 Matazonian's boobs completely that I can think of right now. I'm at three sets myself (EDIT: make that four), all of which were quite lovely. I've been on the phone with Matazonians who were wearing not much, but I don't think that counts. One would never be in that situation with me as I am abso-goddamn-lutly hideous from the neck down and therefore do my best to be clothed. Unless we're in the sack or I just got out of the shower and can't find a shirt, the least amound of clothes you'll see me in is a wifebeater and shorts. If I go to the beach, it's the sparsly populated one by my house and if I go swimming in a pool, it's my friend's pool and NOT a public pool. -------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Feb 13 2006, 03:54 PM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
I got laid Friday night. It's significant because my girlfriend and I rarely have sex. I still have bite and scratch marks.
-------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Feb 13 2006, 08:40 PM
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Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
Dude. Sexual conquests are boring. Anyone can get laid (especially with a significant other), it is not that novel. Unless hilarity and/or broken bones ensued, it is very mundane.
 Menstrual explosions are what all the cool kids are talking about these days. Or underwear. I currently cannot wear any of the different pairs of underwear I own because the leg bands keep breaking me out in a horrible seeping rash. The waistbands are still okay, but breaking out there would be preferable to around the thighs. I do have one pair that are mildly okay, but they're in the wash at the moment and they tend to give me a wedgie anyway. So it is commando for me until the rash heals. It was especially bad the other day when I was doing kickboxing, so I was all sweaty and the sweat started burning the rash...eeergh. Owwie.
-------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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Feb 13 2006, 09:29 PM
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 Pretend you didn't notice Group: Established Members Posts: 516 Joined: 23-August 03 From: Lancaster, UK Member No.: 556 Gender: Male |
See, there was me, innocently thinking "hmm... I never read this thread, how come?"
*shudder* Now I know why... Anyway, on Sunday morning I woke up in a pool of alcohol induced vomit. I was dimly aware of a strange, grainy sensation on my skin for some time before i woke up properly. It was all caked in my beard and in my armpit hair. When it had dried, it looked a lot like cat food. Didn't smell like it though. -------------------- I wub snoo
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Feb 13 2006, 10:45 PM
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 Super advanced member Group: Established Members Posts: 63 Joined: 29-January 06 From: Lancaster UK. Member No.: 2,216 Gender: Transgender |
QUOTE (candice @ Feb 13 2006, 08:40 PM) Menstrual explosions are what all the cool kids are talking about these days. I'm afraid, as a post-operative transsexual I really can't match that, but we transfolk have our own version of the monthly curse, except ours is supposed to be weekly. After surgery we have to use dilators to stop it all from healing up. They're a bit like dildos only they're perspex and not at all nice. Dilation has to be carried out once a week for the rest of our lives, and involves lubeing them up with a really icky concoction of KY jelly and Betadine gel (that permanently stains anything it touches), then laying back and thinking of England for about 20 minutes. Unfortunately during todays session I sneezed. The dilator almost reached escape velocity, but not before leaving a snail trail of disgusting ooze all over my favourite duvet cover.
-------------------- "Do the thing you fear, the death of fear is certain." - R Sankaranarayanan
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Feb 14 2006, 01:34 AM
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I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Banned Posts: 1,748 Joined: 19-October 04 From: Shropshire, UK. Member No.: 1,378 Gender: Male |
So, becoming a chick was worth it then?
-------------------- People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people.
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Feb 14 2006, 10:59 AM
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Super advanced member Group: Established Members Posts: 63 Joined: 29-January 06 From: Lancaster UK. Member No.: 2,216 Gender: Transgender |
QUOTE (little_bear @ Feb 14 2006, 01:34 AM) So, becoming a chick was worth it then? I can't answer that question, it really was a case of Hobsons choice. But it's sorted now and life's good, apart from having to dilate and a few other anatomical foibles that are too gross for even this thread. 
-------------------- "Do the thing you fear, the death of fear is certain." - R Sankaranarayanan
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Feb 14 2006, 12:07 PM
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I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Banned Posts: 1,748 Joined: 19-October 04 From: Shropshire, UK. Member No.: 1,378 Gender: Male |
You had no choice in changing sex? You don't have to answer, like; I am merely curious.
-------------------- People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people.
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Feb 14 2006, 12:13 PM
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Super advanced member Group: Established Members Posts: 63 Joined: 29-January 06 From: Lancaster UK. Member No.: 2,216 Gender: Transgender |
Nah, it's ok I'm totally cool with talking about it.
 My life just wasn't worth living as it was. I'd made firm plans to kill myself if I couldn't get referred for surgery. Sadly, suicide is all too common for transfolk. Fortunately I was diagnosed as a primary transsexual and referred without too much trouble. -------------------- "Do the thing you fear, the death of fear is certain." - R Sankaranarayanan
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Feb 15 2006, 02:35 PM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
You have to understand, Cand, my girlfriend is anti-sexual. She seriously doesn't enjoy sex all that much (Hell, she doesn't even like making out, hence the significance). I think she might be starting to get into it, though.
I'm waking up with more and more bile in the back of my throat. I'm starting to worry. It gives me a gnarly sore throat and horrific breath and I can't sing for hours. I got knocked down by some stage diver at a Throwdown concert. I have a sick-ass bruise on my ass. At said concert, I saw some gnarly prick-looking cat in a goofy sweater and said, "That looks like the dude from Burning Regret," to a buddy of mine. He replied, "The dude from Burning Regret's fatter...and that's a chick." -------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Feb 15 2006, 06:37 PM
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Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Righteous @ Feb 15 2006, 06:35 AM) You have to understand, Cand, my girlfriend is anti-sexual. She seriously doesn't enjoy sex all that much (Hell, she doesn't even like making out, hence the significance). I think she might be starting to get into it, though. Hmmm. Well, it is significant, but I still don't really think it's TMI. I didn't even cringe in the slightest! Next time try to break a leg or have excessive fluids involved or something to make it more interesting for the rest of us!
-------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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Feb 15 2006, 06:57 PM
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 I've been brainwashed Group: Admin Posts: 4,120 Joined: 10-August 03 From: Cheshire Member No.: 526 Gender: Secret |
Both those last 2 comment from Ri should probably have been in The Useless Information Achive rather than the TMI.
-------------------- How would you feel about life if Death was your older sister? You're only young once but you can stay immature indefinetly!!!!
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Feb 15 2006, 08:53 PM
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 I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
I just got done masturbating!
...To other people masturbating! Wee! -------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Feb 15 2006, 08:59 PM
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I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Banned Posts: 1,748 Joined: 19-October 04 From: Shropshire, UK. Member No.: 1,378 Gender: Male |
Gah! Where the f**k has my sex drive gone?
-------------------- People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people.
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