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 Jul 17 2010, 08:18 PM
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 Serpents hide behind your eyes  Group: Established Members Posts: 373 Joined: 29-May 03 Member No.: 346  |
Dear InKy,
Why does my printer REFUSE to print things in the colours i ask it to. I've just printed a black - white gradient in 10% blocks... I have both brown and blue blocks? WHY? -------------------- Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is mearly energy condensed through a slow vibration, we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, life is only a dream and we are the imaginations of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather. - Bill Hicks |
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Jul 17 2010, 08:50 PM
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 Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (DarkInferno @ Jul 17 2010, 01:18 PM)  Dear InKy, Why does my printer REFUSE to print things in the colours i ask it to. I've just printed a black - white gradient in 10% blocks... I have both brown and blue blocks? WHY? Have you checked to see if the heads were aligned and cleaned? Sounds like something is clogged. --------------------  Being Pimped By Aries Since 2003 |
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Jul 17 2010, 10:39 PM
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 I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Established Members Posts: 1,579 Joined: 4-August 08 Member No.: 12,759 Gender: Secret |
Dear Inky,
This moron I accused of trolling just pulled a "Hey, if you're ever in Florida, come visit MY church, everything I've said is true and I mean the things I say entirely, God will reveal himself!" By happenstance, I am in Florida, and the dude had no idea. Do I take him up on the offer to prove he's trolling once and for all? -------------------- Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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Jul 18 2010, 07:55 AM
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 suggestive cupcake Group: Admin Posts: 6,435 Joined: 21-April 03 From: Las Vegas, NV Member No.: 260 Gender: Female |
;;i apply a beard and some taste in music;;
Yes, Izzy. Sincerely, InKy. -------------------- i'm like oh kimosabe, your body is my hobby    the official 'you bitch' count: a whole lot last updated 11/05 |
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Jul 18 2010, 10:30 AM
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 Light On The Surface Group: Moderators Posts: 4,370 Joined: 4-March 03 From: Banjomouse Record House Member No.: 91 Gender: Male |
Excellent. I appear to be outsourcing now. Beards for all!
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Jul 18 2010, 06:27 PM
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I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Established Members Posts: 1,579 Joined: 4-August 08 Member No.: 12,759 Gender: Secret |
*strokes beard* Heh, he totally changed his mind, started talking about how he wants to remain private and whatnot. It's like "Yeah bro, I had no intentions of actually going, called your bluff though."
Inky. Uh. What should I do today. -------------------- Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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Jul 19 2010, 01:45 AM
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 If my woman were a fire... Group: Established Members Posts: 3,328 Joined: 14-November 04 From: hole-in-the-ground, Texas Member No.: 1,473 Gender: Female |
Dear InKy:
My boyfriend is now living with me. While this is certainly an agreeable arrangement for the both of us, and I am very much enjoying the time that I spend with him, there is one problem. You see, I like there to be some sense of mystery in the relationship.... No, I'll be blunt. How am I supposed to fart/pick my nose/ pick a wedgie out when I'm around him all the time? Do I just calmly excuse myself from the room? Do I point behind him while shouting "Look at that!" and then do so while he's turned around? Should I wait until he goes to sleep at night and then let it all out? Thanks, Tasteful in Texas -------------------- Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame. Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues. You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real. |
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Jul 19 2010, 02:15 AM
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 living in your basement, eating your candy hearts Group: Established Members Posts: 3,418 Joined: 23-February 04 From: cloud cuckoo land Member No.: 959 Gender: Female |
Voices: as far as farting/picking wedgies, I would try a winning, adorable smile and "oops" afterward. Seemed to work for me.
-------------------- Being corrupted by candice since 2004
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Jul 19 2010, 02:21 AM
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 Transdimensional Traveler Group: Established Members Posts: 1,322 Joined: 20-August 04 From: Somewhere in the Æther Member No.: 1,244 Gender: Secret |
VIMH: Just make it a competition between the two of you. Its bound to make your relationship stronger and much more fun. Or just make for really, REALLY awkward moments when your other "house mates" come across you two in your competition.
-------------------- It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. Jack of all trades, master of none, though offtimes better than master of one. Carpe Noctem, pro cras nos necemus Carpe Diem, pro hodie nos mutiamo |
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Aug 1 2010, 04:53 PM
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Serpents hide behind your eyes Group: Established Members Posts: 373 Joined: 29-May 03 Member No.: 346 |
QUOTE (LoLo @ Jul 17 2010, 09:50 PM) QUOTE (DarkInferno @ Jul 17 2010, 01:18 PM) Dear InKy, Why does my printer REFUSE to print things in the colours i ask it to. I've just printed a black - white gradient in 10% blocks... I have both brown and blue blocks? WHY? Have you checked to see if the heads were aligned and cleaned? Sounds like something is clogged. All 540 nozzles clean and firing perfectly. The problem is with the colour profile.... but it should be bob on. -------------------- Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is mearly energy condensed through a slow vibration, we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, life is only a dream and we are the imaginations of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather. - Bill Hicks |
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Aug 2 2010, 10:46 AM
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suggestive cupcake Group: Admin Posts: 6,435 Joined: 21-April 03 From: Las Vegas, NV Member No.: 260 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (DarkInferno @ Aug 1 2010, 09:53 AM) QUOTE (LoLo @ Jul 17 2010, 09:50 PM) QUOTE (DarkInferno @ Jul 17 2010, 01:18 PM) Dear InKy, Why does my printer REFUSE to print things in the colours i ask it to. I've just printed a black - white gradient in 10% blocks... I have both brown and blue blocks? WHY? Have you checked to see if the heads were aligned and cleaned? Sounds like something is clogged. All 540 nozzles clean and firing perfectly. The problem is with the colour profile.... but it should be bob on. Dear DI and co., Try asking it if those are space pants, because its butt is out of this world. Co-advicer, syuu -------------------- i'm like oh kimosabe, your body is my hobby the official 'you bitch' count: a whole lot last updated 11/05 |
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Aug 2 2010, 03:52 PM
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Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
Dear Inky,
Do you think caramel is jealous of all the positive attention chocolate gets? K Thanks Bye, Lo -------------------- Being Pimped By Aries Since 2003 |
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Sep 30 2012, 12:53 AM
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suggestive cupcake Group: Admin Posts: 6,435 Joined: 21-April 03 From: Las Vegas, NV Member No.: 260 Gender: Female |
Dear inKy,
Why did I revive this thread? Do you lurk matazone? How hairy is your chest? Would you ever pierce your penis? Dear everyone else, Upon reviving this thread, I remind you that I can also answer questions as co-creator. -------------------- i'm like oh kimosabe, your body is my hobby the official 'you bitch' count: a whole lot last updated 11/05 |
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Sep 30 2012, 03:55 PM
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 'Trouble Down Pit' now online! Group: Admin Posts: 10,141 Joined: 22-February 03 From: Southern UK Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
Sear Syuukins, would you ever pierce your penis?
-------------------- Trouble Down Pit: Still updated every Monday and Friday
The Matazone Games blog The Matazone Shop The Matazone Blog The Matazone Corset Shop: Snobz corsets at 10% off their recommended price! |
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Sep 30 2012, 05:02 PM
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suggestive cupcake Group: Admin Posts: 6,435 Joined: 21-April 03 From: Las Vegas, NV Member No.: 260 Gender: Female |
a penis attached to someone i owned? yes.
my own penis? if i had a strap on, yes. if i ever grew one, yes. so, yes. i hope this has successfully answered your query, reader! 
-------------------- i'm like oh kimosabe, your body is my hobby the official 'you bitch' count: a whole lot last updated 11/05 |
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Sep 30 2012, 05:32 PM
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I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Established Members Posts: 1,579 Joined: 4-August 08 Member No.: 12,759 Gender: Secret |
Dear Syuu,
Can you go get a strap on just so you can pierce it? -------------------- Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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Sep 30 2012, 06:24 PM
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suggestive cupcake Group: Admin Posts: 6,435 Joined: 21-April 03 From: Las Vegas, NV Member No.: 260 Gender: Female |
Dear Izzy,
Aren't most of them made from pretty solid material? I'd have to find a gel or rubbery one. But sure! -------------------- i'm like oh kimosabe, your body is my hobby the official 'you bitch' count: a whole lot last updated 11/05 |
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Oct 1 2012, 01:35 AM
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I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Established Members Posts: 1,579 Joined: 4-August 08 Member No.: 12,759 Gender: Secret |
I'm sure you can find one rubbery enough, I just have no idea how you'd do it. Take it to a special piercing shop mebe? I can just imagine the looks... lol.
-------------------- Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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Oct 1 2012, 04:53 AM
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suggestive cupcake Group: Admin Posts: 6,435 Joined: 21-April 03 From: Las Vegas, NV Member No.: 260 Gender: Female |
i'm pretty sure i could do it myself with a sharp enough needle and the jewelry.
-------------------- i'm like oh kimosabe, your body is my hobby the official 'you bitch' count: a whole lot last updated 11/05 |
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Oct 1 2012, 09:34 PM
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'Trouble Down Pit' now online! Group: Admin Posts: 10,141 Joined: 22-February 03 From: Southern UK Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
That might be unhygenic. You should avoid scratches or tears in your toys.
-------------------- Trouble Down Pit: Still updated every Monday and Friday
The Matazone Games blog The Matazone Shop The Matazone Blog The Matazone Corset Shop: Snobz corsets at 10% off their recommended price! |
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Oct 1 2012, 09:45 PM
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 I plug directly into my computer Group: Established Members Posts: 3,640 Joined: 18-November 04 From: Manchester Member No.: 1,488 Gender: Male |
You can buy dildos shaped as if they had piercings in them. To avoid the potential problems Mata mentioned.
-------------------- QUOTE (Peter Griffin) Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology. |
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Oct 2 2012, 06:53 PM
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suggestive cupcake Group: Admin Posts: 6,435 Joined: 21-April 03 From: Las Vegas, NV Member No.: 260 Gender: Female |
yes, but, that wouldn't be me piercing the penis. the original question was whether or not I would pierce MY penis. if the penis came pierced, someone else would have done the piercing.
-------------------- i'm like oh kimosabe, your body is my hobby the official 'you bitch' count: a whole lot last updated 11/05 |
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