Me Makes A Topic Thing, stuff.. Options

[CrazyFooIAintGet...]

Ahhh!!! I mean.. hello.
So erm.. I'm bored. *cue sympathy*
Soo.. my amazing idea is a big list of constructive stuff to do..



That seemed too daft even for daft so how about some unconstructive things to do instead?

[snooodlysnoosnoo...]

have you tried taking random bits of furniture apart and putting them back together in the wrong order?

I really want to dismantle the church that blocks my view of Nottingham Castle and the pub next to it and reassemble them where the other was, I don;t care about anyone elses view, I just want mine...grrr!

oooh and have some sympathy cake *offers you a big slice* it's really good, it's whatever flavour you want it to be and it doesn't turn you purple!

[CrazyFooIAintGet...]

ooh a reply.. *excitefulness*
Actually yes.. I take my room appart all the time.. the good thing about my dad making everything in it is you can rip bits off if theyre nailed down
but meh..redecoration's always fun.. and those houses over there DO look a bit on the conventional side..

[snooodlysnoosnoo...]

now all you have to do is find a way in so nobody will know...I suggest destruction brick by brick so it's more fun...like giant lego



oh wait...that's duplo...like giant duplo then

[Silver Star Ange...]

why don't you write a story

[CrazyFooIAintGet...]

I'm not clever enough..

[snooodlysnoosnoo...]

you don't need to be clever to write a story, you just need a little bit of imagination, some paper and a pen (or pencil)

[the lil' pie...]

consume a few bottles of wine between two people and do a "one sentence each" thang.
oooh yes, that'll be random enough for you

[cait]

write some "poetry"

example of "poetry":

there's a glass bottle on my leg
shuffling in and out of corners
bleeding in my lip balm
on the edge of life support
long dead in a microwave
and it's wrapped in pretty ribbons
It's the day before Valentine's day
in the middle of autumn
You are a plastic stick


er...sorry, apparently I was bored too.

[the lil' pie...]

hey, that was cool *nods*
GANKED. *hehe*

[CrazyFooIAintGet...]

there's a glass bottle on my leg
shuffling in and out of corners
bleeding in my lip balm
on the edge of life support
long dead in a microwave
and it's wrapped in pretty ribbons
It's the day before Valentine's day
in the middle of autumn
You are a plastic stick

beautiful.

[cait]

*giggles*

*takes a bow*

[Industrial Kybos...]

Stuff I did whilst house-sitting for my parents last summer:

Wander around naked (simple, classic)
Shout abuse at household appliances (I called the vacuum cleaner a 'tossarse')
Make a drumkit out of pots and pans, then refuse to play it
Nag yourself with well-worn parental phrases ('this room is a tip', 'where are you going at this hour?', 'are you still on that computer?')
Play music loud and sing along to it with the words of another song
Similarly, play music and sing along using only offensive terms for genitals
Run in circles, laughing

Boredom and loneliness do weird things to my head.

[the lil' pie...]

that's a good point, my rental units are in florida (disneyland, surprise surprise) for the first two weeks of october...on inky's point of what to do, anyone any ideas of how to avoid getting lonely?
(in case the constant friends going in and out of house doesn't work)