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 Jun 3 2005, 05:56 PM
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 Samauri Teapain  Group: Established Members Posts: 2,172 Joined: 3-January 04 From: In a Cardboard box under my bed. Member No.: 844 Gender: Male  |
QUOTE (Righteous @ Jun 3 2005, 05:02 PM) I once drank bong water on a dare.  Done that at least twice, not for a dare either time. QUOTE (Righteous) When I lost my virginity, we used three positions. My first words afterwards. "pwnd" Glad she didn't know what it means. -------------------- @>-'--,--Cath and gothictheysay are my E-Teapotettes.@>-'--,--
Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( ) "I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell." A proud Viking never stops masturbating. Taking over Matazone Forums since 2011. |
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Jun 3 2005, 07:33 PM
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 dream to make believe Group: Established Members Posts: 2,522 Joined: 12-January 04 From: England Member No.: 863 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Jun 3 2005, 05:56 PM) My first words afterwards. "pwnd" Glad she didn't know what it means. I've always wondered how you actually pronounce that... /spam -------------------- |
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Jun 8 2005, 12:59 PM
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 I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
Most say "powned."
I had sex on Tuesday! Thank God! Six hours and she couldn't walk afterwards. I rule. -------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Jun 8 2005, 03:48 PM
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 I plug directly into my computer Group: Established Members Posts: 3,640 Joined: 18-November 04 From: Manchester Member No.: 1,488 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (snoo @ Jun 3 2005, 08:33 PM) QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Jun 3 2005, 05:56 PM) My first words afterwards. "pwnd" Glad she didn't know what it means. I've always wondered how you actually pronounce that... /spam I say puhwarned. but that's just me /spam -------------------- QUOTE (Peter Griffin) Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology. |
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Jun 8 2005, 04:01 PM
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 Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
I have DSLs.
I've put cigarettes out on my tongue. When I was on the antidepressant effexor, I couldn't climax. My sex drive didn't go down; I just couldn't climax. Imagine for the last hour and a half of a terribly long sex session hearing your partner cry "Come inside of me!" It was quite embarassing. And my God did pissing hurt afterward. -------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Jun 9 2005, 06:58 AM
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 Faeries don't bite we just nibble a bit! Group: Moderators Posts: 1,695 Joined: 16-August 03 From: A town called Malice, England, The world Member No.: 535 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (SPEAKERfortheLOST @ Jun 2 2005, 12:37 AM) QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Jun 1 2005, 08:25 PM) QUOTE (Aislinn Faye @ Jun 1 2005, 11:30 PM) My right breast is bigger than my left.  Thats odd, should be left is bigger than right. I must agree with that... dont ask me why... The whole left vbreast right breast thing is totally dependant on whether you are eight or left handed. It also depends on the state of your back and shoulders. If you have bad posture problems it is likely to be more obvious. -------------------- If life hands you a lemon make lemonade, lace it with cyanide and then pass it around. What can I say I'm a revenge type of gal!!! Ryn
Wearing a large shiny tag around neck "Uncullable Faerie" Official S P A N G L E R and self proclaimed protector of Tribe Wyvern- OOh Sparkly!! Proud leader of the Super Spangler Squad. Me and Stardust wil spangle your a$$!! |
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Jun 9 2005, 04:05 PM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
I almost got an erection when I got my tattoo.
-------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Jun 9 2005, 05:53 PM
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 Transdimensional Traveler Group: Established Members Posts: 1,322 Joined: 20-August 04 From: Somewhere in the Ęther Member No.: 1,244 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (Faerieryn @ Jun 9 2005, 02:58 AM) QUOTE (SPEAKERfortheLOST @ Jun 2 2005, 12:37 AM) QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Jun 1 2005, 08:25 PM) QUOTE (Aislinn Faye @ Jun 1 2005, 11:30 PM) My right breast is bigger than my left. Thats odd, should be left is bigger than right. I must agree with that... dont ask me why... The whole left vbreast right breast thing is totally dependant on whether you are eight or left handed. It also depends on the state of your back and shoulders. If you have bad posture problems it is likely to be more obvious. well i didnt know that having eight hands had anything to do with it but i suppose it could have its benefits... well it really doesnt matter about the postuer but moreso about your natural height... but all in all its still better to see being shorter as such... -------------------- It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. Jack of all trades, master of none, though offtimes better than master of one. Carpe Noctem, pro cras nos necemus Carpe Diem, pro hodie nos mutiamo |
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Jun 9 2005, 07:21 PM
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 Lord of the Keys Group: Established Members Posts: 2,197 Joined: 1-October 04 From: Wonderful-smelling dwelling in French-Canada Member No.: 1,329 Gender: Female |
My left is larger and I'm right handed. I must be special.
-------------------- can I kiss your dopamine? In a way I wonder if she's living in a magazine |
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Jun 9 2005, 07:34 PM
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Transdimensional Traveler Group: Established Members Posts: 1,322 Joined: 20-August 04 From: Somewhere in the Ęther Member No.: 1,244 Gender: Secret |
nah...
it probably just means you think with your left considering that your left controlls your right! -------------------- It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. Jack of all trades, master of none, though offtimes better than master of one. Carpe Noctem, pro cras nos necemus Carpe Diem, pro hodie nos mutiamo |
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Jul 11 2005, 07:38 PM
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 Dirty Laundry Group: Established Members Posts: 3,191 Joined: 7-January 05 From: By London Member No.: 1,573 Gender: Female |
I never thought I'd come to post in here. Today I did something rather un-me and scarily it had a rather satisfactory feeling. I'd just got out the shower and my piano teacher phoned. She wanted me to play my piece to her before the concert. This piece, you cannot play it wearing a towel because you have to constantly move your arms crazily fast. I didn't know what to do and the only logical thing to do at the time was to take off the towel and, well, play naked.
-------------------- Emma <3 James <3
"Music is a moral law. It gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, a charm to sadness, gaiety and life to everything. It is the essence of order, and leads to all that is good, just and beautiful, of which it is the invisible, but nevertheless dazzling, passionate, and eternal form." - Plato |
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Jul 12 2005, 09:29 PM
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 There is glass between us...! Group: Established Members Posts: 265 Joined: 24-April 04 From: Denial Member No.: 1,091 Gender: Male |
I know both Mike and PgrmDave's girlfriends (assuming, of course, that Mike's is the same one it was when i last checked).
PgrmDave's is my best friend. And yet, I still know everything. Is that not disturbing? -------------------- "Hell is... other people." No Exit by Jean-Paul Sartre.
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Jul 12 2005, 09:41 PM
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I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
eleerama was my first boyfriend.
Boo yeah. -------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Jul 12 2005, 09:57 PM
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Transdimensional Traveler Group: Established Members Posts: 1,322 Joined: 20-August 04 From: Somewhere in the Ęther Member No.: 1,244 Gender: Secret |
I once played horseshoes in the dark against my girlfriend in the dark in a strip horseshoe game. Ringers mean you got to put a piece of clothing back on and the oponent took one of your choice off. leaners meant that you chose a piece of clothing to have the oponent take off. and singles meant that you got to make them take a piece off of their choice.
we ended up tieing completely nude, at about 1 A.M. in the rain... I wont say what happened after that but it did involve the horseshoe pit... -------------------- It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. Jack of all trades, master of none, though offtimes better than master of one. Carpe Noctem, pro cras nos necemus Carpe Diem, pro hodie nos mutiamo |
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Jul 13 2005, 03:05 AM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
My brother once got credit-carded (thats when your board hits you between the legs, like a credit card going into a slot) and it cut his sack just a tad.
-------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Jul 13 2005, 03:13 AM
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Transdimensional Traveler Group: Established Members Posts: 1,322 Joined: 20-August 04 From: Somewhere in the Ęther Member No.: 1,244 Gender: Secret |
my brother has only one testicle left after a minor accident involving a skateboard, a railing, and a lightpole...
it wasnt pretty... -------------------- It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. Jack of all trades, master of none, though offtimes better than master of one. Carpe Noctem, pro cras nos necemus Carpe Diem, pro hodie nos mutiamo |
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Jul 13 2005, 04:10 AM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (PsychWardMike @ Jun 8 2005, 08:59 AM) Six hours and she couldn't walk afterwards. I rule. God bless, dude. For some reason, everyone but me can get pricavy in this house. On that note, my brother and his girlfriend often have sex in my brother's room while I and often our friends are in the livingroom. Bear in mind, his door, which is clear across the room, is about ten feet away from me. We can hear moaning and slapping. It's disturbing. One time (while completely sober) my brother and our friend Jon spied on our friend Matt while he went to town on his girlfriend. We were giving commentary like we were ESPN sports announcers. Later, when we told Matt, he started laughing. -------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Jul 13 2005, 09:44 PM
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Transdimensional Traveler Group: Established Members Posts: 1,322 Joined: 20-August 04 From: Somewhere in the Ęther Member No.: 1,244 Gender: Secret |
imagine a place if you will that the sun hasnt seen in 5 years, that is black and red (or at least should be if there was enough light there to see), has a constant hum from electronics, and no electronics signal can get in or out (let alone within 30 foot radius).
that is my room. -------------------- It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. Jack of all trades, master of none, though offtimes better than master of one. Carpe Noctem, pro cras nos necemus Carpe Diem, pro hodie nos mutiamo |
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Jul 15 2005, 02:47 PM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
I have a friend who's into furry sex...
She knows two guys who have a thing for huskies... Eww, dude. -------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Jul 15 2005, 08:34 PM
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 Entomophobic Group: Established Members Posts: 1,507 Joined: 11-August 04 From: Psycho Circus Member No.: 1,231 Gender: Male |
Nocturnal earwigs live in my compy room.
There are 53 documented ways to kill someone with a paperclip. -------------------- |
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Jul 16 2005, 04:04 PM
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 Daaaaaaaaaaaaaang Group: Established Members Posts: 1,197 Joined: 29-December 03 From: Wiggleton Member No.: 829 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (arachnidoc17 @ Jul 15 2005, 03:34 PM) Nocturnal earwigs live in my compy room. There are 53 documented ways to kill someone with a paperclip. Trust me, I have more imagination than 53 ways. -------------------- If the world collapses and we find ourselves closer together I'm convinced it would be positive.
Potat, R.I.P. April 30, 2004 5:03 PM |
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Jul 17 2005, 09:21 PM
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dream to make believe Group: Established Members Posts: 2,522 Joined: 12-January 04 From: England Member No.: 863 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (arachnidoc17 @ Jul 15 2005, 08:34 PM) Nocturnal earwigs live in my compy room. There are 53 documented ways to kill someone with a paperclip. Why is that too much information? Besides which, it's on the very first page of the useless information thread see? Also, it's 57, not 53 so ner! -------------------- |
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Jul 17 2005, 11:44 PM
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Entomophobic Group: Established Members Posts: 1,507 Joined: 11-August 04 From: Psycho Circus Member No.: 1,231 Gender: Male |
1. I'm a wimp.
2. I have ADD. I can't remember things. 3. See above. -------------------- |
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Jul 18 2005, 12:21 AM
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 Perfection Personified Group: Established Members Posts: 1,128 Joined: 17-December 04 From: Land of the Wombles! Member No.: 1,548 Gender: Male |
I pulled out a 1/2 inch ingrowing hair the other day. It was all black and curly. I used tweezers. It was more satisfying than a really good crap.
*nods* -------------------- "Too often Fate,
By all abhorred, To savage poison, Adds the sword" - Boethius, The Concillations of Philosophy |
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Jul 21 2005, 01:38 AM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Calantyr @ Jul 17 2005, 08:21 PM) I pulled out a 1/2 inch ingrowing hair the other day [...] It was more satisfying than a really good crap. Same with busting a good zit on your shoulder. -------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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