 Annoying Celebs in a box, Who would you stick in a box to and why |
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 Jul 8 2008, 04:14 PM
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For those of you who have read Rihanna. Do we ban her, we have decided to get a very big useful box and put her in along with other annoying celebs.
So the question is: Who would you put in the box? and Why? I Would have to put Amy Winehouse in, I find her lack of common sense annoying, along with this stupid drug taking!!. Lock her away!! -------------------- Get a taste of religion. Lick a witch.
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Jul 8 2008, 04:59 PM
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 Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Raven-Mad @ Jul 8 2008, 05:14 PM)  For those of you who have read Rihanna. Do we ban her, we have decided to get a very big useful box and put her in along with other annoying celebs. So the question is: Who would you put in the box? and Why? I Would have to put Amy Winehouse in, I find her lack of common sense annoying, along with this stupid drug taking!!. Lock her away!! I dunno. I think that she is saved if only for her response to Simon Amstell on Never Mind The Buzzcocks of "I'd rarver 'ave cat aids". /spam? -------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Jul 8 2008, 05:16 PM
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 Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
Paris Hilton...do I really need to say why?
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Jul 9 2008, 08:26 AM
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 Roger Rabbit, having hit the skids, is now busking for a living. Group: Moderators Posts: 8,645 Joined: 4-March 03 From: In front of the screen Member No.: 95 Gender: Male |
Damn! I was going to say her! But no explanation necessary on that one, I'd say that anyone who needs one has had their head in a bag for the last half decade. And I'd say that, by association, Nicole Richie has to go in there too. Two poor ickle rich girls finding life tough because daddy won't buy them another Maybach. Tsk.
As a matter of interest, Raven, just how big is this box? I'd be inclined to chuck Jade Goody in there but she might fill it on her own. -------------------- The author of this post is entirely fictional and is intended for entertainment purposes only. The views of the author are not necessarily representative of the views of Matazone, Mata himself nor any of his assorted cronies, friends, allies, associates or hangers-on. Any resemblance to other posts, alive or dead, is purely coincidental and is not intentional. Except when that's the point of the post, in which case it is intentional and no coincidence is applied, inferred or otherwise described by another long legalese term which temporarily escapes me. No animals have been hurt in the production of this post, although I did kick the cat before I sat down at the computer. |
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Jul 9 2008, 08:40 AM
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 suggestive cupcake Group: Admin Posts: 6,435 Joined: 21-April 03 From: Las Vegas, NV Member No.: 260 Gender: Female |
Jennifer. Lopez.
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Jul 9 2008, 08:47 AM
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Roger Rabbit, having hit the skids, is now busking for a living. Group: Moderators Posts: 8,645 Joined: 4-March 03 From: In front of the screen Member No.: 95 Gender: Male |
I've noticed that there seems to be a general theme for the boxing of certain celebs - they are all females.
How sexist!  So I hereby nominate Pete Docherty for the box. Why? Because he is a talentless tosspot with a propensity for epic drugtaking and being sponsored by Kate Moss. -------------------- The author of this post is entirely fictional and is intended for entertainment purposes only. The views of the author are not necessarily representative of the views of Matazone, Mata himself nor any of his assorted cronies, friends, allies, associates or hangers-on. Any resemblance to other posts, alive or dead, is purely coincidental and is not intentional. Except when that's the point of the post, in which case it is intentional and no coincidence is applied, inferred or otherwise described by another long legalese term which temporarily escapes me. No animals have been hurt in the production of this post, although I did kick the cat before I sat down at the computer. |
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Jul 9 2008, 11:52 AM
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 Light On The Surface Group: Moderators Posts: 4,370 Joined: 4-March 03 From: Banjomouse Record House Member No.: 91 Gender: Male |
Agreement for the most part so far. I've never understood why people think that Lopez is sexy (very manly in the face...) and Doherty is talented, so send 'em boxward.
I'd nominate Robbie Williams to be put in the box for being a major musical irritant, but I'd rather put him in a bag, and put the bag in a canal. -------------------- the end is nice |
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Jul 9 2008, 12:18 PM
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On the scale of things, given all the possible musical irritants, I don't think Robbie Williams is that bad. I wouldn't ever voluntarily put one of his albums on, but I'd far rather put someone like 50 Cent in there. I could probably put most rappers in there, with the exception of Dr Dre, who is probably the biggest reason that modern rap artists can sometimes sound good.
I'd put two-thirds of the bands that have ever appeared as an 'EA Trax' into the box - it's usually bland, whiney, American rawk of the most tedious kind. -------------------- Trouble Down Pit: Still updated every Monday and Friday
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Jul 9 2008, 12:29 PM
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Super advanced member Group: Established Members Posts: 79 Joined: 23-May 08 From: Somewhere between here and there Member No.: 10,478 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (leopold @ Jul 9 2008, 09:26 AM) As a matter of interest, Raven, just how big is this box? I'd be inclined to chuck Jade Goody in there but she might fill it on her own. It's a very big box, you could easily get about 100 people in it, not like we want them to be breathing. Our list of the top 100 celebs in a box (So Far) 1) Rihanna 2) Amy Winehouse 3)Paris Hilton 4)Jade Goody 5)Nicole Richie 6)Jennifer Lopez 7)Pete Docherty 8)Kate Moss 9)Robbie Williams 10)50 Cent 11) Jamie Hince (for the crime of dating Kate Moss!!) Copy and paste so far and add your own.... -------------------- Get a taste of religion. Lick a witch.
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Jul 9 2008, 01:39 PM
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Roger Rabbit, having hit the skids, is now busking for a living. Group: Moderators Posts: 8,645 Joined: 4-March 03 From: In front of the screen Member No.: 95 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Industrial Kybosh @ Jul 9 2008, 12:52 PM) I'd nominate Robbie Williams to be put in the box for being a major musical irritant, but I'd rather put him in a bag, and put the bag in a canal. Thinking about it, he's not been around a while. You sure you've not done that already, Inky? Eh? You sure? You sure he's not in the bottom of the Grand Union? Huh? Anyway, can't believe we've got to number 12 and nobody had this one yet: 12) Whitney "Cheap Like Crack" Houston -------------------- The author of this post is entirely fictional and is intended for entertainment purposes only. The views of the author are not necessarily representative of the views of Matazone, Mata himself nor any of his assorted cronies, friends, allies, associates or hangers-on. Any resemblance to other posts, alive or dead, is purely coincidental and is not intentional. Except when that's the point of the post, in which case it is intentional and no coincidence is applied, inferred or otherwise described by another long legalese term which temporarily escapes me. No animals have been hurt in the production of this post, although I did kick the cat before I sat down at the computer. |
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Jul 9 2008, 03:31 PM
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Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
13.) Gilbert Godfrey
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Jul 9 2008, 04:24 PM
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Light On The Surface Group: Moderators Posts: 4,370 Joined: 4-March 03 From: Banjomouse Record House Member No.: 91 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (leopold @ Jul 9 2008, 02:39 PM) QUOTE (Industrial Kybosh @ Jul 9 2008, 12:52 PM) I'd nominate Robbie Williams to be put in the box for being a major musical irritant, but I'd rather put him in a bag, and put the bag in a canal. Thinking about it, he's not been around a while. You sure you've not done that already, Inky? Eh? You sure? You sure he's not in the bottom of the Grand Union? Huh? You weren't there, you didn't see anything, and you have no evidence. 14) Chris Evans (professional radio irritant, one-time Mr. Billie Piper and fellow Warringtonian - prize arse-head) -------------------- the end is nice |
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Jul 9 2008, 05:20 PM
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 ^ For gods sake kill it! Group: Established Members Posts: 1,262 Joined: 27-November 05 From: mars Member No.: 2,134 Gender: Male |
Peirs Morgan. I don't know why but I just find him so annoying.
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Jul 9 2008, 05:35 PM
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 Talking Cat? Eh, its been dun. Group: Established Members Posts: 3,951 Joined: 4-May 03 From: Wiltshire Member No.: 288 Gender: Female |
Maybe we should keep Amy winehouse out of the box for a while as she is currently dying of emphysema.
 i know its her own fault for smoking all that crack but you gotta feel a little sorry for her no? and pete doherty... although i dont paticularly like him he is a rather nice person when hes not on the drugs. i even saw him buy someone a pint at The Sun. now come on, hes obviously ok! Though he likes cats... no put him in the box. liking cats is not acceptable.  and yes, piers morgan does my head in too. its the 'im so much better than you' voice he uses in all his interviews i think. -------------------- Drunken words are sober thoughts. "But it's turtles all the way down!" |
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Jul 9 2008, 11:44 PM
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 Germany > Spain... Group: Established Members Posts: 2,255 Joined: 7-January 06 From: Orlando Member No.: 2,184 Gender: Female |
Hannah Montana. If anything, for her own safety so she doesn't become the next Paris Hilton/Lindsy Lohan/Olsen twin/...
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Jul 9 2008, 11:48 PM
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suggestive cupcake Group: Admin Posts: 6,435 Joined: 21-April 03 From: Las Vegas, NV Member No.: 260 Gender: Female |
Bobby Brown and Kevin Federline - both reasonable, neither need explaining at length.
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Jul 10 2008, 12:07 AM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (hinsley @ Jul 9 2008, 06:35 PM) liking cats is not acceptable. gtfo  /SPAM! -------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Jul 10 2008, 12:32 AM
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Talking Cat? Eh, its been dun. Group: Established Members Posts: 3,951 Joined: 4-May 03 From: Wiltshire Member No.: 288 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Daria @ Jul 10 2008, 01:07 AM) QUOTE (hinsley @ Jul 9 2008, 06:35 PM) liking cats is not acceptable. gtfo /SPAM! lol im sorry! i actually think cats are wonderfully cute and all. but 2 things... 1, im highly allergic. and 2, if you have the choice between a dog or a cat WHY would you choose a cat? i just dont get it. lol sorry but i jsut find dogs so much more awesome. and 3( i know i said 2) Cats are wierd. watch the film 'the cat returns' and tell me they're not wierd. now 'all dogs go to heaven'... thats a film. and i always seem to get on better with dog people... maybe cause im a dog person... i dunno. so to get back on topic and all... i think we should put celine dion in a box... with scorpions.
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Jul 10 2008, 04:56 AM
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 If my woman were a fire... Group: Established Members Posts: 3,328 Joined: 14-November 04 From: hole-in-the-ground, Texas Member No.: 1,473 Gender: Female |
First off, Lolo, you are my hero for saying Gilbert Godfrey. Possibly the most annoying human ever.
C'mon guys! Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, jessica simpson, Rosie o'donnel, Zac Effron? -------------------- Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame. Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues. You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real. |
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Jul 10 2008, 10:58 AM
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Roger Rabbit, having hit the skids, is now busking for a living. Group: Moderators Posts: 8,645 Joined: 4-March 03 From: In front of the screen Member No.: 95 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Izzy @ Jul 10 2008, 12:44 AM) ...Lindsy Lohan... QUOTE (syuu @ Jul 10 2008, 12:48 AM) Bobby Brown and Kevin Federline - both reasonable, neither need explaining at length. Good calls, all. Must admit I'd missed the diva and douchebag elements. While I'm here, I'd also like to add Heather Mills. The only saving grace is that she shot herself in her one remaining foot when trying to screw Paul McCartney.
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 Jul 10 2008, 03:50 PM
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 omno-ahhhhhhh! Group: Established Members Posts: 2,124 Joined: 20-June 04 From: London, England. Member No.: 1,174 Gender: Secret |
Would Maggie Thatcher count? I remember being really annoyed and upset that she stopped milk breaks at school.
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Jul 10 2008, 04:03 PM
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Talking Cat? Eh, its been dun. Group: Established Members Posts: 3,951 Joined: 4-May 03 From: Wiltshire Member No.: 288 Gender: Female |
Kerry Katona.
Mel Gibson. I dont really need to explain, do i? -------------------- Drunken words are sober thoughts. "But it's turtles all the way down!" |
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Jul 10 2008, 04:11 PM
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Super advanced member Group: Established Members Posts: 79 Joined: 23-May 08 From: Somewhere between here and there Member No.: 10,478 Gender: Female |
1) Rihanna
2) Amy Winehouse 3)Paris Hilton 4)Jade Goody 5)Nicole Richie 6)Jennifer Lopez 7)Pete Docherty 8)Kate Moss 9)Robbie Williams 10)50 Cent 11) Jamie Hince (for the crime of dating Kate Moss!!) 12) Whitney "Cheap Like Crack" Houston 13.) Gilbert Godfrey 14) Chris Evans (professional radio irritant, one-time Mr. Billie Piper and fellow Warringtonian - prize arse-head) 15) Peirs Morgan. 16) Hannah Montana (aka Miley Cirus) 17) Bobby Brown 18) Kevin Federline 19) Britney Spears, 20) Lindsey Lohan, 21) Jessica Simpson, 22) Rosie O'Donnel, 23) Zac Effron 24) Heather Mills 25) Maggie Thatcher (Not really a celeb, but we can squeeze her in) 26) Kerry Katona. 27) Mel Gibson. 28) The Jonas Brothers 29) Flavor Flav We are getting there soon the world will be rid of these people -------------------- Get a taste of religion. Lick a witch.
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Jul 10 2008, 11:58 PM
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 M.I.A. Group: Established Members Posts: 275 Joined: 22-January 08 From: Condominium Member No.: 7,112 Gender: Male |
The Jonas Brothers because...they're music sucks..and..yeah thats basically it.
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Jul 11 2008, 01:15 AM
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Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
Flavor Flav ......... though his idiocy is kind of entertaining.
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