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 May 1 2004, 12:35 PM
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 Samauri Teapain  Group: Established Members Posts: 2,172 Joined: 3-January 04 From: In a Cardboard box under my bed. Member No.: 844 Gender: Male  |
QUOTE (Righteous @ May 1 2004, 02:48 AM) Green Day's original name was Sweet Children, declared "the worst name in punk," by lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong. Billie Joe wrote a song called, "Green Day," which is about getting high. Bassist Mike Dirnt saw this and demanded that they change their name from, according to Billie Joe, "the worst name in punk to the second worst name in punk." Yeah the name was created after a day of non-stop green smoking. -------------------- @>-'--,--Cath and gothictheysay are my E-Teapotettes.@>-'--,--
Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( ) "I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell." A proud Viking never stops masturbating. Taking over Matazone Forums since 2011. |
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May 2 2004, 12:42 AM
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 Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
Clerks cost $28,000 to make. I think Scott Mosier is walking around with $18, 000 in his pocket (just kidding).
Robert DeNiro was expected not to be a lead character because "he didn't look like a star." -------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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May 2 2004, 02:28 AM
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 Empowe(red) Group: Established Members Posts: 1,588 Joined: 1-October 03 From: New York Member No.: 614 Gender: Female |
On average a pot smoker gets busted every 7 minutes. No wonder you're all paranoid.
-------------------- Squeaky swings and tall grass
The longest shadows ever cast The water's warm and children swim And we frolicked about in our summer skin Where I roam... |
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May 2 2004, 03:44 AM
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 Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
A pig can eat an average human body (bones and all) in less than a day. It can digest everything except the teeth. DNA of said body cannot be found from the pig's excrement. At least that's what I hear from a friend of my hubby's who is going to school to be a forensic scientist.
-------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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May 2 2004, 07:00 AM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 1,767 Joined: 9-June 03 From: North Carolina Member No.: 374 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (candice @ May 1 2004, 10:43 PM) A pig can eat an average human body (bones and all) in less than a day. It can digest everything except the teeth. DNA of said body cannot be found from the pig's excrement. At least that's what I hear from a friend of my hubby's who is going to school to be a forensic scientist. It's also in the movie Snatch. Very good movie. Apparently, they can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh in one minute, hence the term "greedy as a pig." |
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May 2 2004, 07:22 AM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
There is an actual fear of clowns, jesters and mimes. It's called coulrophobia.
-------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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May 2 2004, 04:06 PM
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Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (IrishGuy @ May 1 2004, 10:59 PM) It's also in the movie Snatch. Very good movie. Apparently, they can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh in two minutes, hence the term "greedy as a pig." Oho....I've never seen that movie. I might have to now. Oregon produces 99% of the world's hazelnuts. I never knew they were expensive till a little while ago. I used to throw them at my sisters when we were little because they always fell off of the tree outside my great grandma's house. Oregon also produces 3/4 of the United States' Christmas trees. Our main export, however...one that surpasses both of those (though yes, it is illegal here)...is pot. -------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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May 3 2004, 06:24 AM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (candice @ May 2 2004, 11:05 AM) Our main export, however...one that surpasses both of those (though yes, it is illegal here)...is pot. Whoo-hoo! I'm moving to Oregon (j/k) The average male thinks about sex approx. every seven seconds. There was a study done where random people, male and female, were given these little clicker things that they would hit whenever they thought about their appearence. According to the study, males think about how they look a buttload more than women. Screwy, ain't it? -------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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May 3 2004, 09:43 AM
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Samauri Teapain Group: Established Members Posts: 2,172 Joined: 3-January 04 From: In a Cardboard box under my bed. Member No.: 844 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Righteous @ May 3 2004, 06:23 AM) The average male thinks about sex approx. every seven seconds. I have always doubted this, surely I'm not the only one. On average a 100meters race lasts between 10-20 seconds or I guess, that means that the male runners would think about sex at least once and possibly twice during the race. -------------------- @>-'--,--Cath and gothictheysay are my E-Teapotettes.@>-'--,--
Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( ) "I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell." A proud Viking never stops masturbating. Taking over Matazone Forums since 2011. |
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May 6 2004, 07:44 PM
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 The Key of Joy is disobedience. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,093 Joined: 4-May 04 From: The UK of GB and NI. Member No.: 1,102 Gender: Male |
On the subject of long words, Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is the name of the gas that volcanoes erupt, and supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is that stupid word from the abomination that is 'Mary Poppins'.
If you go fast enough, you can run on custard. If you eat marmite, the smell seeps through your skin and mosquitos don't bite you. Superglue causes things to stick to you. Things hurt. -------------------- Waiting for a superhero intervention |
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May 6 2004, 08:09 PM
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 living in your basement, eating your candy hearts Group: Established Members Posts: 3,418 Joined: 23-February 04 From: cloud cuckoo land Member No.: 959 Gender: Female |
QUOTE Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is the name of the gas that volcanoes erupt Close, but it's a lung disease miners often get. I guess the gas that erupts from volcanoes can cause the disease too.  Yeah, but it is a disease.
-------------------- Being corrupted by candice since 2004
teal and orange is the way forward |
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May 6 2004, 08:15 PM
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The Key of Joy is disobedience. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,093 Joined: 4-May 04 From: The UK of GB and NI. Member No.: 1,102 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (gothictheysay @ May 6 2004, 08:08 PM) QUOTE Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is the name of the gas that volcanoes erupt Close, but it's a lung disease miners often get. I guess the gas that erupts from volcanoes can cause the disease too. Yeah, but it is a disease. A lot of text books really suck. -------------------- Waiting for a superhero intervention |
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May 6 2004, 08:51 PM
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living in your basement, eating your candy hearts Group: Established Members Posts: 3,418 Joined: 23-February 04 From: cloud cuckoo land Member No.: 959 Gender: Female |
 S'okay, Greenie. That they do, and urban legends abound.I need the source for the man thinking about sex every seven seconds. I mean really...in an every day normal activity like that?
-------------------- Being corrupted by candice since 2004
teal and orange is the way forward |
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May 7 2004, 04:33 AM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
Scientists hypothesize that there may be a tenth planet ("Planet X") that rotates near the path of Pluto, thus shifting the orbit of Pluto.
If the sun were to collapse into a black hole right now, it would be only a few miles thick, but could swollow the Earth. -------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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May 7 2004, 01:04 PM
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Samauri Teapain Group: Established Members Posts: 2,172 Joined: 3-January 04 From: In a Cardboard box under my bed. Member No.: 844 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Righteous @ May 7 2004, 04:32 AM) Scientists hypothesize that there may be a tenth planet ("Planet X") that rotates near the path of Pluto, thus shifting the orbit of Pluto. I don't believe this. The last one, a few weeks ago, was supposed to be the 10th planet but they have sighted 3 possible "tenth planets" in the past year and a bit. -------------------- @>-'--,--Cath and gothictheysay are my E-Teapotettes.@>-'--,--
Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( ) "I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell." A proud Viking never stops masturbating. Taking over Matazone Forums since 2011. |
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May 7 2004, 01:33 PM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
Hay fever causes over 8 million doctor visits in the US per year.
-------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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May 7 2004, 03:45 PM
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 My direction Group: Established Members Posts: 2,189 Joined: 30-July 03 Member No.: 495 Gender: Female |
Contrary to popular opinion, Wales does not have that many sheep. However, in New Zealand sheep outnumber people 4 to 1.
-------------------- Once opened consume within three days. Above post is not suitable for home freezing. Store in a cool, dry area. |
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May 7 2004, 04:18 PM
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 dream to make believe Group: Established Members Posts: 2,522 Joined: 12-January 04 From: England Member No.: 863 Gender: Female |
QUOTE ({Gothic Angel} @ May 7 2004, 03:44 PM) Contrary to popular opinion, Wales does not have that many sheep. However, in New Zealand sheep outnumber people 4 to 1. it depends which bit of wales you go to [/spam] -------------------- |
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May 7 2004, 04:50 PM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
The number one source of income for the Phillipines is family members sending money from the US.
-------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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May 7 2004, 05:24 PM
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 "in revolution one wins or dies" Group: New Members Posts: 296 Joined: 8-August 03 From: Midlands Member No.: 523 |
Spam stands for Shoulder Pork and Ham
-------------------- Remember, only left-handed people are in their right minds! haha! not funny
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May 7 2004, 09:03 PM
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The Key of Joy is disobedience. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,093 Joined: 4-May 04 From: The UK of GB and NI. Member No.: 1,102 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Righteous @ May 7 2004, 04:32 AM) Scientists hypothesize that there may be a tenth planet ("Planet X") that rotates near the path of Pluto, thus shifting the orbit of Pluto. If the sun were to collapse into a black hole right now, it would be only a few miles thick, but could swollow the Earth. Apparently, they've actually found one for real this time. I think they've even named it. Either that or school has been lying to me again. -------------------- Waiting for a superhero intervention |
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May 7 2004, 09:10 PM
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The Key of Joy is disobedience. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,093 Joined: 4-May 04 From: The UK of GB and NI. Member No.: 1,102 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (gothictheysay @ May 6 2004, 08:50 PM) I need the source for the man thinking about sex every seven seconds. I mean really...in an every day normal activity like that? I don't think it means literally every 7 seconds. More likely that you think about sex for a longer length at a time, then not think about it for a while. Just 7 seconds on average. -------------------- Waiting for a superhero intervention |
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May 7 2004, 09:47 PM
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The Key of Joy is disobedience. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,093 Joined: 4-May 04 From: The UK of GB and NI. Member No.: 1,102 Gender: Male |
If you push the centre of a spork inwards, it is known as a 'foon'.
Foons can reverted into sporks by pushing the other side. This can propel dried peas, as well as other objects. This is known as 'fooning'. There is a religeon about sporks. It even has its own bible. The bible is funny. It has antelopes in it. Some people need to get a hobby. 
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May 8 2004, 10:45 PM
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 : P> Group: Moderators Posts: 2,352 Joined: 5-March 04 From: Derby Member No.: 991 Gender: Secret |
Hippopotomonstrosequippedaliaphobia is the fear of long words
-------------------- I am Candice's asw emo e-husband, real life actual husband and all around awesome person, Funked)Out_Frogg's e-paramour. Snugglebum's harem slave. Candice and gothictheysay are my e-pimps.
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May 9 2004, 04:37 PM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
Cockroaches can't feel pain.
-------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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