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 Mar 15 2005, 08:36 AM
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 I could have written a short novel by this point  Group: Banned Posts: 1,748 Joined: 19-October 04 From: Shropshire, UK. Member No.: 1,378 Gender: Male  |
QUOTE (Quoth(The Raven) @ Mar 15 2005, 05:18 AM) Mata Haggis = Monkeys and Tigers are hungry; Artists give great ideas, silently...  How is that a rumour? -------------------- People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people.
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Mar 15 2005, 11:12 AM
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 Take apart your head Group: Established Members Posts: 1,323 Joined: 17-January 05 From: Old Hampshire Member No.: 1,599 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (little_bear @ Mar 15 2005, 08:36 AM) QUOTE (Quoth(The Raven) @ Mar 15 2005, 05:18 AM) Mata Haggis = Monkeys and Tigers are hungry; Artists give great ideas, silently... How is that a rumour? -------------------- |
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Mar 15 2005, 03:03 PM
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 If my woman were a fire... Group: Established Members Posts: 3,328 Joined: 14-November 04 From: hole-in-the-ground, Texas Member No.: 1,473 Gender: Female |
Wasn't that obvious, Little Bear?
 Mata made it snow In Houston,Texas, Just to see everyone pull their hair out in confusion... -------------------- Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame. Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues. You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real. |
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Mar 15 2005, 04:22 PM
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 Dirty Laundry Group: Established Members Posts: 3,191 Joined: 7-January 05 From: By London Member No.: 1,573 Gender: Female |
Mata was made in China.
-------------------- Emma <3 James <3
"Music is a moral law. It gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, a charm to sadness, gaiety and life to everything. It is the essence of order, and leads to all that is good, just and beautiful, of which it is the invisible, but nevertheless dazzling, passionate, and eternal form." - Plato |
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Mar 15 2005, 04:52 PM
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 I plug directly into my computer Group: Established Members Posts: 3,640 Joined: 18-November 04 From: Manchester Member No.: 1,488 Gender: Male |
Mata is The Candy Man
-------------------- QUOTE (Peter Griffin) Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology. |
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Mar 15 2005, 04:59 PM
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I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Banned Posts: 1,748 Joined: 19-October 04 From: Shropshire, UK. Member No.: 1,378 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ Mar 15 2005, 04:03 PM) Wasn't that obvious, Little Bear? No, I missed that rather blindingly obvious revelation.  
-------------------- People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people.
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Mar 16 2005, 04:43 AM
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 Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (little_bear @ Mar 15 2005, 03:36 AM) QUOTE (Quoth(The Raven) @ Mar 15 2005, 05:18 AM) Mata Haggis = Monkeys and Tigers are hungry; Artists give great ideas, silently... How is that a rumour? Well... It may not be a rumor, exactly, but it makes a pretty good fortune cookie, doesn't it?  Or maybe the basis for a Haiku?  Mata has been to the moon three times... on cheese runs. -------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Mar 16 2005, 04:44 AM
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Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
Mata is a lonely hunter...
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Mar 16 2005, 04:47 AM
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Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
Mata was originally slated to play Greedo in Star Wars, until he developed an allergy to pvc...
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Mar 16 2005, 08:17 AM
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 Our UAV is online Group: Established Members Posts: 1,374 Joined: 22-September 04 From: Shropshire Member No.: 1,304 Gender: Male |
Mata doesn't like people who answers their own posts(^)
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Mar 16 2005, 09:22 AM
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 It's not junk in the trunk, it's precious cargo. Group: Established Members Posts: 1,644 Joined: 14-June 03 From: Seattle, Washington, USA Member No.: 380 Gender: Female |
Mata doesn't like people who make pointless insults about innocent things. (^)
-------------------- Irish is my special e-stalker. I leave the blinds open for him. :P // I'm the designated keeper of sobreity. Jell-o Shooters anyone? // I will always have fond memories of Leo's big banana and Cheese's sexy penguin. // I am the all powerful Ish Witch! ::insert evil cackle here:: // ALL HAIL PURSTHULHU!
@_@ You will not write secret messages. You will not write secret messages... @_@  |
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Mar 16 2005, 10:32 AM
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I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Banned Posts: 1,748 Joined: 19-October 04 From: Shropshire, UK. Member No.: 1,378 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Feyliya @ Mar 16 2005, 10:22 AM) Mata doesn't like people who make pointless insults about innocent things. (^) How was that an insult? Jesus, lighten up. -------------------- People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people.
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Mar 16 2005, 11:19 AM
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Our UAV is online Group: Established Members Posts: 1,374 Joined: 22-September 04 From: Shropshire Member No.: 1,304 Gender: Male |
Leave it little_bear, she really isn't worth it....
Mata supplies the moderaters with weapons of mass destruction to sort out his enemies, seriously my street has been replaced by a large crater with a sign left on the side saying "Do not spam on my board" |
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Mar 17 2005, 04:33 AM
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Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
Mata has the heart of a child... In a jar, on his desk...
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Mar 17 2005, 09:58 AM
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Take apart your head Group: Established Members Posts: 1,323 Joined: 17-January 05 From: Old Hampshire Member No.: 1,599 Gender: Male |
Mata has a desk in a jar, where his heart should be.
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Mar 17 2005, 07:07 PM
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I'm afraid I'm back. Group: Established Members Posts: 3,389 Joined: 23-September 04 From: Cambridge Member No.: 1,308 Gender: Male |
Mata has spent the past 10 years of life looking for his desk.
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Mar 17 2005, 07:27 PM
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 Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
Mata invented Alphabet Poems!
: Animations everywhere, Beckoning you to Come and watch them. Do you Enter Mata's site? Forums there Give you advice, Honesty, and, occasionally, Intelligence! Just pop in, Kick back, and Let yourself be Mesmorised. Nevermind your worries, The Other Side will Provide you with the answers to your Questions. Rarely is there an argument, because Someone is there To help Uphold the Very fair forums rules. While Xenophobes on earth continue to fight, You can develop Zealotry towards Mata! -------------------- |
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Mar 17 2005, 07:34 PM
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I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Banned Posts: 1,748 Joined: 19-October 04 From: Shropshire, UK. Member No.: 1,378 Gender: Male |
God Hobbes, you're a bloody comedy genuis!
But I digress, a rumour I hear you cry?! Mata steals asthmatic children's inhalers and then chases them with packs of angry dogs. -------------------- People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people.
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Mar 17 2005, 07:37 PM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
Last night, Mata ate the whole of Nick Hornby's 'About A Boy' for his dinner. When asked why he said, "Everyone's got at least one good novel inside them!"
Teeheehohahahahahoteeheee -------------------- |
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Mar 19 2005, 05:06 AM
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Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
Mata cans kittens, and labels them 'Catsup'...
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Mar 19 2005, 11:02 AM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
Mata finds you infuriating.
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Mar 19 2005, 05:06 PM
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If my woman were a fire... Group: Established Members Posts: 3,328 Joined: 14-November 04 From: hole-in-the-ground, Texas Member No.: 1,473 Gender: Female |
Mata can balence himself, upside-down, on his right index finger.
-------------------- Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame. Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues. You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real. |
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Mar 19 2005, 08:42 PM
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 Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
Mata thought "Fly" by Sugar Ray was a good idea.
-------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Mar 20 2005, 06:18 AM
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Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
Mata: Better than he has to be.
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Mar 20 2005, 06:20 AM
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Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
Mata is the king of beers.
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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