The Way Too Much Information Depository, Way, Way To Much Information!! Options

[Kitty]

If they would be called 'family packs' then I'm sure there would be alot of lawsuits over the implications.... Then again, what else would they call them?....

[elphaba2]

Anti-family packs? "Use us, and you definitely won't have an amusingly huge family or any of the hilarious gaffes that ensue!"

[froggle-rock]

*99.9% of the time


I can't edit or delete in IE 5 My gross thing of the day. I just ate cereal with milk that has been in the fridge for about 2 weeks.

[Righteous]

I recall one time really, really, really wanting some milk, so I just grabbed the jug and started chigging. A few seconds into it, I said to myself, "This milk tastes like ass." I then looked at the expiration date and soon realized that I had a stomach full of milk that was several days expired.

[froggle-rock]

All dairy milks smell off to me. It was almond milk, so hopefuly that make a differance *meep*

[LoLo]

-I made my boyfriend come 18 times during the sex. At one go I mean.
I came 48 times in 3 hours time. Yup.

Deary everytime he goes out and comes back in does not = orgasim, and on that same note everytime you feel a moan come on does not = orgasim.

[PsychWardMike]

Well put LoLo.

I haven't showered in three days!

[Novander]

I haven't showered in three days!

Thats not way too much information. I've gone over a week without showering before. I usually shave when I'm in the shower, so you can tell how long I've been between showers by the length of my stubble. During exam periods I tend to get very stubbly.

[PsychWardMike]

Yes but three days without showering for me makes me stink like an animal and look even worse. If I don't shower at least once every day and a half, I'm not a very pleasent person to be around.

[Astarael]

I usually smell okay until around the four-day mark. That's also when my hair starts going all gross and greasy. After two weeks with no hair-washing (the only time I ever did that), it felt almost slimy and my hand was slick afterwards. I always wash it at least once a week, and twice a week 95% of the time.

[Kitty]

Its not _really_ too much information, but just some funny body facts. One of my friends doesnt know her own boob size and had to ask her mum.

[Kitty]

I got one! The past few days my gums have been all sore and bloody, methinks I have gingivitis.

Nothing a bit of mouthwash wont cure. Mmm, alcohol and open wounds.

[Righteous]

I was rooting around for double-A batteries and came across my dad's set of rubbers (the American kind). He uses Lifestyles. What makes it weirder is that Lifestyles is mine and my brother's preferred brand.

If you think it's weird, imagine how weird it would be if you lived here.

[Calantyr]

Weird, that reminds me of my dream last night. I dreamt I was collecting leaves (I have no idea why, perhaps for XP) and I kept picking up used condoms by mistake.

What the hell?

[Phyllis]

My ex's dad used to ask the ex for condoms when he was visiting for the weekend, because he'd always have some girl or other lined up. That was a bit weirder to witness than finding a parents' supply, I have to say.

Though I never had to worry about that with my own parents, anyway. My mom got her tubes tied after my youngest sister was born, so I never found any of that sort of stuff. Though as soon as I was an adult, my mom seemed to think it was okay to talk to me about her sex life. She'd say things like, "So lately I can't sleep. Either your dad is snoring or he won't keep his hands off me, and last night it was the latter." Which makes shout "AGH! Mom! I do not want to hear this! LALALALALALA!"

A friend of mine found a video of her parents once...heheh. She was about 10 or 11 I think. She'd gone into her parents' room because they'd taped something on their VCR for her, and the tape of them had been left out and was sitting on top of the VCR, unlabelled. Oh, the trauma...

[gothictheysay]

I knew a friend who found her dad's condoms, and because she knew about his, shall we say, a little too amorous sex life, decided to get permanent marker and draw faces on them and name them, too.

Its not _really_ too much information, but just some funny body facts. One of my friends doesnt know her own boob size and had to ask her mum.

Hey I just had mine clarified recently. Just 'cause we have 'em doesn't mean we know anything like that >_<

[PsychWardMike]

You forgot to include the size.

I hadn't masturbated in about four days, did today and actually passed out for about five minutes. Intense.

[gothictheysay]

36D.

[Cath Sparrow]

Eatting lots of peanuts make your poo float.

[Daria]

Today is one of those days
I woke up at 6 to find today of all days, my body decided to come on.

In my favourite pair of pyjamas.


I told this guy I'm sort of seeing that I generaly swallow when I go down on a guy. He found it pretty impressive, but I just don't see the problem with it?!

[Astarael]

A friend told me that a boy in another class mastrubated under the desk while the teacher was out, got an erection, and balanced a book on it for five minutes. I was very disturbed.

[Usurper MrTeapot]

I'm not proud of it, but I #2'd in a park tonight.

[Phyllis]

I told this guy I'm sort of seeing that I generaly swallow when I go down on a guy. He found it pretty impressive, but I just don't see the problem with it?!

It tastes of Stilton, that's the problem. Blegghh.

Also, another problem with swallowing is that you really should use a condom when doing that until you're in a long term relationship with someone and have both been tested...

Also, Daria, follow Froggy's advice earlier in this thread for the bloody pyjamas. It worked quite well for me, and no stain remover ever has.

[Righteous]

Yes, Cand, that is quite disturbing. If I were in that situation (especially since my old man and I aren't really close) I would run away screaming.

Astarael, I know a dude whose brother did that every day in one of his classes. Both he and a friend of mine have independently told me this.

Okay, dig this: My mom loves my girlfriend. Groovy, right? Not really. After dinner, the three of us were chilling at the dinner table and somehow the conversation drifted to the two of them talking like girlfriends (not those kinds), my mom disclosing way too much info about her and my dad for me to take. On many occasions, I shouted, "Mom! For God's sake!" but to no avail. She had had a few glasses of wine that night.

SImilarly, I was hanging out with my girlfriend and a pair of our frinds. All of us had bite marks, scratch marks and hickies. My mom came into the den to talk with us and pointed out the marks on my neck, which was immediately followed by my friends displaying theirs proudly. She laughed and acted as though is was casual and funny and what-not. She later said something about how when she was younger, that was her thing, etc., etc., etc. She was sober at the time.

Bear in mind, my mom's very church lady-ish.

[Daria]

It tastes of Stilton, that's the problem.  Blegghh. 

Also, another problem with swallowing is that you really should use a condom when doing that until you're in a long term relationship with someone and have both been tested...

Also, Daria, follow Froggy's advice earlier in this thread for the bloody pyjamas.  It worked quite well for me, and no stain remover ever has.

Stilton! Now there's a new description for it... A friend of mine once described it as "mouldy pancake batter".

I suppose I have never thought about that... Will definitely take it into account.

I remembered what she said actually! I washed them as soon as I woke up- apart from there wasn't really anything else I could do with them, I didn't want them to get ruined. They are now fine, and no stain at all. Hooray! Thank you Froggy!