 The Would You Rather Game, Absolutely Absurd Dilemmas To Ponder |
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 Apr 11 2005, 01:08 AM
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 Take apart your head  Group: Established Members Posts: 1,323 Joined: 17-January 05 From: Old Hampshire Member No.: 1,599 Gender: Male  |
Life without a computer would be.... urgh.... I dont even want to think about it. would you rather... Think you have a £5 note in your pocket, and then find out its actually a £20 or Think you've missed the deadline to hand coursework in, then find out you've actually got another three weeks? Edit: Damn quick answering people. Bird seed. Same question -------------------- |
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Apr 11 2005, 01:12 AM
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 Entomophobic Group: Established Members Posts: 1,507 Joined: 11-August 04 From: Psycho Circus Member No.: 1,231 Gender: Male |
That first one sounds nice.
Would you be stuck for a week 1. trying to get Tech Support to help you or 2. listening to Ben Stein and not being able to fall asleep? -------------------- |
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Apr 11 2005, 02:05 AM
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 Tiffany the wonder llama Group: New Members Posts: 56 Joined: 11-April 05 From: US Member No.: 1,747 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (depressed lonely crazy person @ Apr 10 2005, 06:06 PM) no phone but an internet connection. would you rather eat bird seed or dog food for the rest of your life  Birdseed Would you Rather Eat a dogs puke or Eat a dogs poop(diaria)(not spelled right) -------------------- Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called canibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
Grandma Georgina: You smell like peanuts. I like peanuts. Willy Wonka: You smell like old people... and soap. I like it. Good morning, starshine. The earth says hello! Grandpa Joe: I used to work at that factory. Charlie Bucket: You did? Grandma Josephine: He did. Grandpa George: He did. Grandma Georgina: I love grapes. |
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Apr 11 2005, 02:58 AM
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Take apart your head Group: Established Members Posts: 1,323 Joined: 17-January 05 From: Old Hampshire Member No.: 1,599 Gender: Male |
I'd eat the puke while listening to Ben Stein
and then I'd ponder if I'd rather.... Kill an innocent lecturer in order to save a room full of fellow students or Kill one of my parents to save the world -------------------- |
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Apr 11 2005, 03:17 AM
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 Super Cool Group: Established Members Posts: 609 Joined: 6-April 05 From: That one country over there--> Member No.: 1,734 Gender: Female |
Parents, definately...
Would you rather: Have all your fingers pencil sharpened or Have your *ahem* pencil sharpened -------------------- Subliminal LIMINAL!! |
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Apr 11 2005, 03:25 AM
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Tiffany the wonder llama Group: New Members Posts: 56 Joined: 11-April 05 From: US Member No.: 1,747 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Apollyon @ Apr 10 2005, 08:17 PM) Parents, definately... Would you rather: Have all your fingers pencil sharpened or Have your *ahem* pencil sharpened FINGERS!!! Would you rather be robbed of all your jewlery or be caught stealing all of someones jewlery 
-------------------- Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called canibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
Grandma Georgina: You smell like peanuts. I like peanuts. Willy Wonka: You smell like old people... and soap. I like it. Good morning, starshine. The earth says hello! Grandpa Joe: I used to work at that factory. Charlie Bucket: You did? Grandma Josephine: He did. Grandpa George: He did. Grandma Georgina: I love grapes. |
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Apr 11 2005, 08:43 PM
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 envision Group: New Members Posts: 817 Joined: 3-March 04 Member No.: 983 |
I'd rather be caught stealing all of someones jewelry. Just because you're caught doesn't mean you'll be captured. mwahahaha
would you rather have a deep paper cut or an ingrown toenail -------------------- you know you want to own me...oh wait! you can't! HA! my master is The Tortured Soul
>>>>FOREVER IN MY HEART CLAY>>>>r.i.p. january 28, 1984 - april 8, 2004 @}---- |
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Apr 11 2005, 11:42 PM
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Super Cool Group: Established Members Posts: 609 Joined: 6-April 05 From: That one country over there--> Member No.: 1,734 Gender: Female |
Papercut...
Would you rather: Be able to control who got elected president of the US or Control every headline of every major newspaper -------------------- Subliminal LIMINAL!! |
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Apr 12 2005, 01:21 PM
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Take apart your head Group: Established Members Posts: 1,323 Joined: 17-January 05 From: Old Hampshire Member No.: 1,599 Gender: Male |
Choose who gets elected.
Would you rather... Sleep without dreaming or Drink without tasting -------------------- |
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Apr 12 2005, 04:34 PM
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I'm afraid I'm back. Group: Established Members Posts: 3,389 Joined: 23-September 04 From: Cambridge Member No.: 1,308 Gender: Male |
Sleep without dreaming.
Would you rather: Be in the same uncomfortable postition for the rest of your life, or Have someone make you uncomfortable for the rest of your life. -------------------- |
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Apr 13 2005, 12:49 AM
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 Depressed, Lonely and getting crazier by the day! Group: Established Members Posts: 907 Joined: 14-November 04 From: Armidale NSW Australia Member No.: 1,469 Gender: Female |
the first one
would you rather visit the neverland ranch with MJ or work for the bush administration -------------------- Vote Brian Molko for ruler of the whole world in 2007
I'm only wearing black till they make something darker There's no I in team but there is a ME if you re-arange the letters! |
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Apr 13 2005, 01:22 AM
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 If my woman were a fire... Group: Established Members Posts: 3,328 Joined: 14-November 04 From: hole-in-the-ground, Texas Member No.: 1,473 Gender: Female |
Visit MJ. I'm a girl, so I'm safe...right?
Would you rather: Have an allergy to water OR Have an allergy to matazone? -------------------- Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame. Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues. You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real. |
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Apr 13 2005, 03:24 AM
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Depressed, Lonely and getting crazier by the day! Group: Established Members Posts: 907 Joined: 14-November 04 From: Armidale NSW Australia Member No.: 1,469 Gender: Female |
water
would you rather swallow all the things the old lady did or the old lady herself as in there was an old lady who swallowed a fly -------------------- Vote Brian Molko for ruler of the whole world in 2007
I'm only wearing black till they make something darker There's no I in team but there is a ME if you re-arange the letters! |
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Apr 19 2005, 02:22 AM
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Super Cool Group: Established Members Posts: 609 Joined: 6-April 05 From: That one country over there--> Member No.: 1,734 Gender: Female |
Old lady
Would you rather: Watch your best friend/significant other be eaten alive by zombies then get eaten alive yourself or Have your eyes gouged out every morning, grow back every night, and then be gouged out again the next morning for the rest of eternity -------------------- Subliminal LIMINAL!! |
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Apr 19 2005, 12:24 PM
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Depressed, Lonely and getting crazier by the day! Group: Established Members Posts: 907 Joined: 14-November 04 From: Armidale NSW Australia Member No.: 1,469 Gender: Female |
the first one....
Have you been reading the morrow days series speciffically grim tuesday????????????? would you rather be stung by bees till you die or have three friends being stung by bees till they die and have the power to help one. -------------------- Vote Brian Molko for ruler of the whole world in 2007
I'm only wearing black till they make something darker There's no I in team but there is a ME if you re-arange the letters! |
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Apr 20 2005, 02:51 AM
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Tiffany the wonder llama Group: New Members Posts: 56 Joined: 11-April 05 From: US Member No.: 1,747 Gender: Female |
Its kinda selfish but i rather they die
Would You rather: Never be able to finish a sentance or Never be able to hear the end of a sentance? -------------------- Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called canibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
Grandma Georgina: You smell like peanuts. I like peanuts. Willy Wonka: You smell like old people... and soap. I like it. Good morning, starshine. The earth says hello! Grandpa Joe: I used to work at that factory. Charlie Bucket: You did? Grandma Josephine: He did. Grandpa George: He did. Grandma Georgina: I love grapes. |
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Apr 20 2005, 04:40 AM
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Depressed, Lonely and getting crazier by the day! Group: Established Members Posts: 907 Joined: 14-November 04 From: Armidale NSW Australia Member No.: 1,469 Gender: Female |
never hear the end cos that could be ammusing before I kill myself from frustration.
would you rather have no kneees or no elbows -------------------- Vote Brian Molko for ruler of the whole world in 2007
I'm only wearing black till they make something darker There's no I in team but there is a ME if you re-arange the letters! |
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Apr 20 2005, 04:06 PM
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I'm afraid I'm back. Group: Established Members Posts: 3,389 Joined: 23-September 04 From: Cambridge Member No.: 1,308 Gender: Male |
No knees, how do you play guitar with no knees?!
Would you rather have to listen to the most annoying sound ever looped for eternity until it drove you insane, OR Not be in control of your actions for the rest of eternity? -------------------- |
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Apr 20 2005, 11:10 PM
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If my woman were a fire... Group: Established Members Posts: 3,328 Joined: 14-November 04 From: hole-in-the-ground, Texas Member No.: 1,473 Gender: Female |
Go insane. I mean, if I couldn't control my actions, I might kill someone, and Have to live with that my whole life.
Would you rather: Be outside until you die. or Be Inside until you die. (if your inside, no one can come in, and you can't go out, if your outside, You can't go in any type of shelter) -------------------- Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame. Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues. You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real. |
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Apr 21 2005, 03:14 AM
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Depressed, Lonely and getting crazier by the day! Group: Established Members Posts: 907 Joined: 14-November 04 From: Armidale NSW Australia Member No.: 1,469 Gender: Female |
inside
would you rather make little kids cry when they see you or make old ladys come and tell you your're in black before your time  I've done both -------------------- Vote Brian Molko for ruler of the whole world in 2007
I'm only wearing black till they make something darker There's no I in team but there is a ME if you re-arange the letters! |
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Apr 21 2005, 03:50 PM
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I'm afraid I'm back. Group: Established Members Posts: 3,389 Joined: 23-September 04 From: Cambridge Member No.: 1,308 Gender: Male |
Old ladies.
I came up with a really good would you rather question earlier, but i've forgotten it, so instead have this. Would you rather: Be so famous that after every step you take another person slows down your journey by another five minutes by asking for your autograph, OR People act as if you're not there? -------------------- |
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Apr 21 2005, 05:44 PM
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 Don't do that. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,270 Joined: 13-March 05 From: Richmond , London, UK Member No.: 1,683 Gender: Male |
famous. cos the other option happens to me anyway.
what would you rather eat mr. kipling masipan cakes for the rest of your life - Ew! - or - drink pool water for the rest of your life -------------------- |
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Apr 21 2005, 06:00 PM
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I'm afraid I'm back. Group: Established Members Posts: 3,389 Joined: 23-September 04 From: Cambridge Member No.: 1,308 Gender: Male |
Pool water, I can't stand Mr. K marzipan cakes!
Notice I put Mr. K, because I assume their name will change to that sooner or later to appeal to the younger market. Would you rather be branded with a branding iron every year, OR have you legs run over by a steam roller and grow back every year? -------------------- |
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Apr 21 2005, 07:36 PM
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Don't do that. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,270 Joined: 13-March 05 From: Richmond , London, UK Member No.: 1,683 Gender: Male |
I dont know anyone who DOES like mr. k cakes.... theres something very wrong with the way they throw in that after taste of rubber....
 i would have to say the iron. Steam rollers can squish more than your legs if the guy driving it was taking on a phone.... having every secret you've ever kept berted out all at once -or- everyone telling you how they feel about you everytime they look at you -------------------- |
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Apr 21 2005, 07:54 PM
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I'm afraid I'm back. Group: Established Members Posts: 3,389 Joined: 23-September 04 From: Cambridge Member No.: 1,308 Gender: Male |
The second. I like finding out what people think of me. Normally stuff along the lines of me looking stupid with the hair and the beard.
Would you rather be sawn vertically in half slowly from bottom to top, OR sawn slowly in half horizontally? -------------------- |
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