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 Nov 28 2005, 08:12 PM
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 Professionally Unprofessional  Group: Established Members Posts: 1,558 Joined: 4-September 03 From: Suburbs of D.C. Member No.: 580 Gender: Secret  |
Cold meds, Cand? They help.
Erm, I discovered that any dark colored shirts tend to leave lint in my armpits. Yum! Armpit lint! -------------------- Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things that escape those who dream by night
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Nov 28 2005, 09:09 PM
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 Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Kitty @ Nov 28 2005, 12:12 PM) Cold meds, Cand? They help.  Have them. They help a bit, but wear off before it's time to take more. I'm getting better though...woohoo! Have you fake-peeked under your brother's door yet? 
-------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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Nov 28 2005, 10:32 PM
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 I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Banned Posts: 1,748 Joined: 19-October 04 From: Shropshire, UK. Member No.: 1,378 Gender: Male |
I just did a poo so big it made me bleed.
-------------------- People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people.
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Nov 28 2005, 10:50 PM
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 I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
Mucinex, baby. That stuff will have you coughing up green in no time. So beautifully disgusting.
-------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Nov 29 2005, 11:46 AM
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 I've been brainwashed Group: Admin Posts: 4,120 Joined: 10-August 03 From: Cheshire Member No.: 526 Gender: Secret |
This thread works so well even the advice is nasty!
 When you empty a mooncup down the loo the blood sticks to the bottom of the bowl so you either have to flush several times or attack it with a loo brush. -------------------- How would you feel about life if Death was your older sister? You're only young once but you can stay immature indefinetly!!!!
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Nov 30 2005, 12:24 AM
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 Browncoat Group: Established Members Posts: 1,547 Joined: 18-August 05 From: Out in the black Member No.: 1,958 Gender: Female |
My period just came two weeks early and wrecked a pair of my underwear with bloody chunks of unterus lining.
Vivid description is fun.
-------------------- Sometimes we can choose the path we follow. Sometimes our choices are made for us. And sometimes we have no choice at all. ~Morpheus, King of Dreams
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Dec 1 2005, 12:52 AM
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Professionally Unprofessional Group: Established Members Posts: 1,558 Joined: 4-September 03 From: Suburbs of D.C. Member No.: 580 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (candice @ Nov 28 2005, 05:09 PM) Have you fake-peeked under your brother's door yet? His girlfriend hasn't been over in forever. I think (and hope) they're breaking up. Though I'm suspecting they're just busy with school/work.... Spoils all the fun. -------------------- Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things that escape those who dream by night
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Dec 1 2005, 04:25 AM
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 Fear me randomness Group: Established Members Posts: 244 Joined: 6-October 05 From: The bottom of my empty teacup Member No.: 2,047 Gender: Male |
I was going to go get something to eat after reading through this... Now i feel like i could prepare the last 4 meals i have eaten for reconsumption.
I finished clearing out my room earlier and found where the perpetual bad smell was coming from. There were 4 cans with beer dregs in that i swear were bought over a month ago. when i tipped them out i swear i saw things clinging onto the plughole. I've had to throw away cups before because I've left them on my top shelf for so long their contents have not only grown colonies of orange and green fur but the fur has solidified into something resembling coral. And some things are just TMI, even for this.  
-------------------- “Come to the edge.”
“We can't. We're afraid.” “Come to the edge.” “We can't. We will fall!” “Come to the edge.” And they came. And he pushed them. And they flew. Remember, be yourself. Unless you suck. Imitation is the highest form of praise. |
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Dec 1 2005, 06:00 PM
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I've been brainwashed Group: Admin Posts: 4,120 Joined: 10-August 03 From: Cheshire Member No.: 526 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (MrRandomQuotes @ Dec 1 2005, 05:25 AM) And some things are just TMI, even for this. NEVER!!!!!! -------------------- How would you feel about life if Death was your older sister? You're only young once but you can stay immature indefinetly!!!!
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Dec 1 2005, 07:05 PM
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I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (MrRandomQuotes @ Dec 1 2005, 04:25 AM) And some things are just TMI, even for this. LIES! -------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Dec 1 2005, 07:47 PM
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 : P> Group: Moderators Posts: 2,352 Joined: 5-March 04 From: Derby Member No.: 991 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (MrRandomQuotes @ Dec 1 2005, 05:25 AM) And some things are just TMI, even for this. SPOILSPORT! -------------------- I am Candice's asw emo e-husband, real life actual husband and all around awesome person, Funked)Out_Frogg's e-paramour. Snugglebum's harem slave. Candice and gothictheysay are my e-pimps.
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Dec 1 2005, 07:56 PM
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 omno-ahhhhhhh! Group: Established Members Posts: 2,124 Joined: 20-June 04 From: London, England. Member No.: 1,174 Gender: Secret |
Bloody undies.
The best I know to get rid of blood stains 1- Rinse the article in cold water, untill the water runs clear. Cold and not any hotter because the blood will be 'cooked' into the garmet making it more likely to stain. 2- Then put salt on the soiled area and rub in, hand wash. 3- Rinse in cold water again untill water runs clear 4- Repeat steps 2 and 3 untill nowt else comes out 5- If the material is still visabley stained, dilute some steralising fluid (or the tablets) and soak your knickers in the solution for a while, like 10 minutes maybe. Not to sure, just be careful not to leave it too long mind. 6- Then you can pop them in your regular wash and all should be well. The sooner this is is done after the blood comes into contact with one's undies, or butcher apron the better the results. Or just wear black.  Some thing gross? I squessed pus from the holes in my ear lobes earlier. The pus was long and stiff so satisfying.
-------------------- A society that takes itself too seriously risks bottling up its tensions and treating every example of irreverence as a threat to its existence. Humour is one of the great solvents of democracy. It permits the ambiguities and contradictions of public life to be articulated in non-violent forms. It promotes diversity. It enables a multitude of discontents to be expressed in a myriad of spontaneous ways. It is an elixir of constitutional health. J. Sachs in Laugh It Off Promotions CC v SAB International (Finance) BV t/a SabMark International (Freedom of Expression Institute as Amicus Curiae) 2006 (1) SA 144 (CC)
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Dec 1 2005, 10:13 PM
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Browncoat Group: Established Members Posts: 1,547 Joined: 18-August 05 From: Out in the black Member No.: 1,958 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (MrRandomQuotes @ Dec 1 2005, 12:25 AM) And some things are just TMI, even for this. LYING INFIDEL! Anyway, I had to go for a whole day without a pad at school, so it's dried in pretty badly. The *one* day all my friends were out of pads, and my usual extras had been loaned out the day before and not replaced. Thanks for the advice, though. I hadn't known about salt or sterilizing tablets for that. Fortunately it's a pair I didn't much like. Now I have a plausible excuse to buy new stuff that I like better. *looks innocent* -------------------- Sometimes we can choose the path we follow. Sometimes our choices are made for us. And sometimes we have no choice at all. ~Morpheus, King of Dreams
I am a leaf on the wind. See me soar. |
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Dec 1 2005, 10:26 PM
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 If my woman were a fire... Group: Established Members Posts: 3,328 Joined: 14-November 04 From: hole-in-the-ground, Texas Member No.: 1,473 Gender: Female |
Peroxide will get out a little of the stain even afer it's been there for a couple of hours.
Me and my sister have a battle over keeping the bathroom clean. She'll leave a glass of tea on the counter for weeks if someone doesn't pick it up for her. One time, the glass of tea was there for so long that a film of goopey green-tinged stuff formed over it. I don't think I want to know why she had tea in the bathroom in the first place anyway... -------------------- Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame. Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues. You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real. |
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Dec 2 2005, 02:41 AM
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Professionally Unprofessional Group: Established Members Posts: 1,558 Joined: 4-September 03 From: Suburbs of D.C. Member No.: 580 Gender: Secret |
I have strange habits of making a sammich or a glass of tea and bringing it upstairs so I can eat it in my room, but I'll take a detour and sit on the counter in my bathroom and watch myself eat/drink.
I never really find it odd till I look around and realize I'm eating next to a toilet. -------------------- Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things that escape those who dream by night
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Dec 2 2005, 08:43 AM
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 Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
On the subject of toilets, I navagated via pure memory in the pitch black to the loo. When I went to relieve myself, I soon discovered that someone had left the seat down. The thing is that it took me a second to realize it so I really had a nice mess to clean up.
-------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Dec 2 2005, 09:59 PM
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Browncoat Group: Established Members Posts: 1,547 Joined: 18-August 05 From: Out in the black Member No.: 1,958 Gender: Female |
I very nearly fell in the toilet one time when the seat was up and the light were off. There was a turd the size of Nebraska lying there unflushed, so I was thrilled that I didn't fall in. Stupid male cousins on visits always plot against me.
-------------------- Sometimes we can choose the path we follow. Sometimes our choices are made for us. And sometimes we have no choice at all. ~Morpheus, King of Dreams
I am a leaf on the wind. See me soar. |
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Dec 3 2005, 04:04 PM
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 Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Righteous @ Dec 2 2005, 12:43 AM) On the subject of toilets, I navagated via pure memory in the pitch black to the loo. When I went to relieve myself, I soon discovered that someone had left the seat down. The thing is that it took me a second to realize it so I really had a nice mess to clean up. For this I will share the words of wisdom that are written on one of the toilet paper dispencers in the ladies room at my college, "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and whipe the seatie." --------------------  Being Pimped By Aries Since 2003 |
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Dec 3 2005, 05:53 PM
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 Member Group: New Members Posts: 15 Joined: 11-October 04 From: Somewhere in the darkness Member No.: 1,355 |
-I made my boyfriend come 18 times during the sex. At one go I mean.
I came 48 times in 3 hours time. Yup. -I threw up on a lot of people. On vacation, I puked all over some guy who was kind enough to drag me back to my tent, while I was pretty unconsious and throwing up. Afterwards he told me I had been demanding sex from him the whole way long. He refused, and I puked some more. -We have this little ventilation thingy in the bathroom, and I always claimed something dead was stuck in there. Finally, after a year and a half, my mom opened up the thing, and two dead birds came falling out. Yummy. -My cat loves me. That explains the dead mice he gives me everyday. The heads before my feet, the bodies and tails in the livingroom, and the intestins spread through the whole house. Goodmorning... Gross enough?
-------------------- Be Nice to Dragons, For You Are Crunchy And Go Well With Ketchup
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Dec 3 2005, 09:49 PM
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I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
Eighteen, eh? Wow. That's a pretty huge number. I once had 26 in a day, but that was when I first started masturbating. Well done, but I must think that he would have been sore afterwards!
My fact? I can have sex for three hours before orgasming once. -------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Dec 3 2005, 11:34 PM
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Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
How and WHY does anyone keep track of a number that big? I'll be able to estimate if it's around 4 or 5...but actually consciously thinking "Okay, you're up to 3 now honey, wooohoo!"...not so much. I'm a bit pre-occupied at that time.
-------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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Dec 3 2005, 11:42 PM
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I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Banned Posts: 1,748 Joined: 19-October 04 From: Shropshire, UK. Member No.: 1,378 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (candice @ Dec 4 2005, 12:34 AM) How and WHY does anyone keep track of a number that big? I'll be able to estimate if it's around 4 or 5...but actually consciously thinking "Okay, you're up to 3 now honey, wooohoo!"...not so much. I'm a bit pre-occupied at that time. I dunno, but I think she could be bullsh*tting. Ouais? -------------------- People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people.
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Dec 3 2005, 11:44 PM
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I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
The thought crossed my mind, but I thought... "give 'er the old benefit of the doubt." It seems her beau wouldn't have the greatest stamina, though... and that she'd be a bit... full.
-------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Dec 3 2005, 11:51 PM
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I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Banned Posts: 1,748 Joined: 19-October 04 From: Shropshire, UK. Member No.: 1,378 Gender: Male |
Full of sea men yes?
Such is life in The Navy. Ho ho! I made a Navy joke! -------------------- People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people.
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Dec 4 2005, 12:47 PM
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omno-ahhhhhhh! Group: Established Members Posts: 2,124 Joined: 20-June 04 From: London, England. Member No.: 1,174 Gender: Secret |
*pats LB* Yes you did. Well done
 QUOTE (PWM) The thought crossed my mind, but I thought... "give 'er the old benefit of the doubt." It seems her beau wouldn't have the greatest stamina, though... and that she'd be a bit... full. Or have gone through a family pack of condoms. Actually, would they be called family packs? hehe -------------------- A society that takes itself too seriously risks bottling up its tensions and treating every example of irreverence as a threat to its existence. Humour is one of the great solvents of democracy. It permits the ambiguities and contradictions of public life to be articulated in non-violent forms. It promotes diversity. It enables a multitude of discontents to be expressed in a myriad of spontaneous ways. It is an elixir of constitutional health. J. Sachs in Laugh It Off Promotions CC v SAB International (Finance) BV t/a SabMark International (Freedom of Expression Institute as Amicus Curiae) 2006 (1) SA 144 (CC)
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