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spiceybrains
post May 16 2003, 09:24 AM
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i mean, does it?

theres billions of them and they have to reproduce somehow.. but wouldnt that make some of them female? but they cant all be male???


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post May 16 2003, 09:38 AM
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sperm starts off as little tad polls with 2 heads
1 head has a Y in it
and 1 has an X in it

the 2 heads snap and become 1 head with a tail
so now you have an X tadpoll
and you have a Y tadpoll

now a lady as an EGG that egg is An X

so when the sperm gets to the EGG the sperm that gets in has a 50% chance of being an X or a Y

if its a Y the EGG becomes a Boy
if its an X the EGG becomes a girl

so girl = XX
boy= XY

so the boys sperm is thus XY which splits into 2 again
and so it all starts again


(tryed to make that as simple as posible )


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post May 16 2003, 12:26 PM
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Well explained gary even I, as a brain washed minionof the MSDC, understood that one!


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post May 16 2003, 02:04 PM
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laugh.gif lmao


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post May 16 2003, 02:43 PM
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spermies are gross. ewwwwwies
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post Jun 15 2003, 06:11 AM
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...sperm.. eh.. not ew.. cool


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post Jun 15 2003, 06:13 AM
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Probably. I didn't pay attention in Bio for this one, but they might be a-sexual. Meaning, they just split half and half to create new sperm. I don't think they have intercourse, tho'.


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post Jun 15 2003, 09:11 AM
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post Jun 15 2003, 02:38 PM
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well a forum is actually a message board for people to leave messages and come back and read the replys but this forum goes well to quick for anyone to actually do that so i suggest going to a chat room and talkin random bo***x till someone else random talks to you and then have a big fight with them about bee's making handbags. should pass the time till someone else comes on next time. smile.gif


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post Jun 17 2003, 10:26 PM
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Sperm don't reproduce at all. They are 'manufactured' by testicles. They also aren't gross at all - thats semen you are thinking of there. Sperm are just cells in themselves. Squiggly little cells.


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post Jun 17 2003, 10:29 PM
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Yeah, spermies are cute. =P Sperm sex would be cuter, but I'm just really, really odd.

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Haha. x]


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post Jun 17 2003, 11:49 PM
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QUOTE (syuu @ Jun 15 2003, 02:13 AM)
Probably. I didn't pay attention in Bio for this one, but they might be a-sexual. Meaning, they just split half and half to create new sperm. I don't think they have intercourse, tho'.

It's called Meiosis. In cells except sperm and egg cells, they use mitosis making more of themsevles. With egg and sperm cells though, meiosis is when the chromosome count is cut in half. This means an egg cell has 23 chromosones and a sperm cell has 23 chromosomes, which equals 46 and thats ow many we have happy.gif

another tidbit of info is the 23rd pair of chromosomes determine if the baby is male or female tongue.gif

theres my lesson for today


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post Jul 2 2003, 09:20 AM
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aha there you go then! thanks for clearing that up for me biggrin.gif


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post Jul 2 2003, 09:29 AM
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QUOTE (syuu @ Jun 17 2003, 03:29 PM)
Yeah, spermies are cute. =P Sperm sex would be cuter, but I'm just really, really odd.

o~

Haha. x]

lol how can sex be cute?!?!?!2 sperm on top of eachother...lol...sick....


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QUOTE (syuu @ Jun 17 2003, 11:29 PM)
Yeah, spermies are cute. =P Sperm sex would be cuter, but I'm just really, really odd.

o~

Haha. x]

...as if you didn't disturb me enough as it is... tongue.gif


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