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 Mar 8 2005, 05:27 PM
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 I could have written a short novel by this point  Group: Banned Posts: 1,748 Joined: 19-October 04 From: Shropshire, UK. Member No.: 1,378 Gender: Male  |
Mata throws apple cores at small ant colonies.
-------------------- People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people.
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Mar 9 2005, 05:54 AM
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 Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
Mata Put the Bop in the Bop she bop she Bop...
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Mar 9 2005, 05:59 AM
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Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
"Somewhere over the Rainbow" was once originally titled "Somewhere in the Matazone", until someone noted that the lyrics made no sense. The Lyric writer simply replied, "Wait."
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Mar 9 2005, 04:34 PM
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I'm afraid I'm back. Group: Established Members Posts: 3,389 Joined: 23-September 04 From: Cambridge Member No.: 1,308 Gender: Male |
All plasticine sculptures, no MATA who they're made by (get it? Matter? Mata? A-hahahahaha!) all have a slight resemblance to Mata.
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Mar 9 2005, 05:38 PM
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 Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
Mata wrote the song "Beautiful Alone" but sold the rights to the song to Kieth from <Philler for beer money.
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Mar 9 2005, 05:44 PM
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I'm afraid I'm back. Group: Established Members Posts: 3,389 Joined: 23-September 04 From: Cambridge Member No.: 1,308 Gender: Male |
Mata burns all the money he makes from donations on the top of a big hill, as a sacrifice to the God of PVA glue.
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Mar 9 2005, 07:22 PM
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 Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
Mata claims that it is actually only a short walk to Tipperary (but then, he also claims he knows the way to San Jose, so I don't know what to believe).
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Mar 9 2005, 07:29 PM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
WHen people ask for directions, Mata purposely gives them the wrong ones.
-------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Mar 9 2005, 07:55 PM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
Mata always dunks his digestive biscuits a split-second too long, thus causing them to disintegrate into his hot beverage.
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Mar 9 2005, 08:04 PM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
Mata puts rose pedals and shredded carnations in his salad. He says they add a zest.
-------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Mar 10 2005, 04:57 AM
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Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
You can't spell 'Armored Transport' without Mata. Coincidence?
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Mar 10 2005, 04:59 AM
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Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
Mata = Many Adherents Take Alcohol
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Mar 10 2005, 11:30 AM
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Technically a giant, intellectual midget. Group: Established Members Posts: 4,319 Joined: 29-March 03 From: Enger-land Member No.: 197 Gender: Transgender |
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Mar 9 2005, 07:22 PM) Mata claims that it is actually only a short walk to Tipperary (but then, he also claims he knows the way to San Jose, so I don't know what to believe).  oooh yeah, I suppose you're gonna tell me he left his heart in San Francisco next 
-------------------- He's a freak of nature, but we love him so.
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Mar 10 2005, 01:04 PM
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 Depressed, Lonely and getting crazier by the day! Group: Established Members Posts: 907 Joined: 14-November 04 From: Armidale NSW Australia Member No.: 1,469 Gender: Female |
Mata farts in lifts
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I'm only wearing black till they make something darker There's no I in team but there is a ME if you re-arange the letters! |
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Mar 10 2005, 04:16 PM
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I'm afraid I'm back. Group: Established Members Posts: 3,389 Joined: 23-September 04 From: Cambridge Member No.: 1,308 Gender: Male |
Mata's alter-ego is Rolf Harris
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Mar 10 2005, 07:43 PM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Sir_Psycho_Sexy @ Mar 10 2005, 12:30 PM) QUOTE (Hobbes @ Mar 9 2005, 07:22 PM) Mata claims that it is actually only a short walk to Tipperary (but then, he also claims he knows the way to San Jose, so I don't know what to believe). oooh yeah, I suppose you're gonna tell me he left his heart in San Francisco next Ssshhh... don't tell everyone now, will ya' ? Mata gives his friends dirty erasers, so that black streaks spoil their work. (I was going to use the English term for erasers, which is 'rubbers', but I thought our American cousins might read the rumour a different, far more disturbing, way). -------------------- |
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Mar 10 2005, 07:46 PM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (JimiJimi @ Mar 10 2005, 05:16 PM) Mata's alter-ego is Rolf Harris I think you might be right, for Mata knows two little boys that paid a visit to the ladies of the harem of the court of King Caractacus, and annoyed them by tying a kangaroo down (sport!) in the middle of the room, then shouting, "I want my mummy!". ^ meaningful to Rolf Harris aficionados only, I'm afriad. -------------------- |
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Mar 10 2005, 07:51 PM
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 Has gone untreated for blurriness since 1986 Group: Established Members Posts: 1,921 Joined: 3-August 03 Member No.: 505 Gender: Secret |
Mata once pushed an elderly black lesbian anarchist out of her wheelchair. During a Holocaust memorial service.
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Mar 10 2005, 08:06 PM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
Mata starts all of his IM/PM conversations with just two words: "Wanna' cyber?"
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Mar 11 2005, 05:19 AM
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Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
Mata makes balloon animals for little kids... then pops them.
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Mar 11 2005, 06:57 AM
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 It's not junk in the trunk, it's precious cargo. Group: Established Members Posts: 1,644 Joined: 14-June 03 From: Seattle, Washington, USA Member No.: 380 Gender: Female |
Mata likes to feed rice and alkaselzer to pigeons.
-------------------- Irish is my special e-stalker. I leave the blinds open for him. :P // I'm the designated keeper of sobreity. Jell-o Shooters anyone? // I will always have fond memories of Leo's big banana and Cheese's sexy penguin. // I am the all powerful Ish Witch! ::insert evil cackle here:: // ALL HAIL PURSTHULHU!
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Mar 11 2005, 01:40 PM
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 'Trouble Down Pit' now online! Group: Admin Posts: 10,139 Joined: 22-February 03 From: Southern UK Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Polocrunch @ Mar 10 2005, 07:51 PM) Mata once pushed an elderly black lesbian anarchist out of her wheelchair. During a Holocaust memorial service. I didn't. And she also wasn't a single mother and reformed criminal. I compulsively make anagrams from car number-plates. (License-plates for those across the pond.) -------------------- Trouble Down Pit: Still updated every Monday and Friday
The Matazone Games blog The Matazone Shop The Matazone Blog The Matazone Corset Shop: Snobz corsets at 10% off their recommended price! |
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Mar 11 2005, 02:09 PM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Mata @ Mar 11 2005, 02:40 PM) I compulsively make anagrams from car number-plates. (License-plates for those across the pond.) You are as bad as Quoth(the Raven); they are acronyms, not anagrams  Although having said that, and considering what thread we are in, perhaps you do try to make anagrams from number-plates. Alphabetically, the letters in mine are: G,N,O, and V. Give it a go  I'll start: Vong - A restaurant in New York. </flippant spam> At night, Mata breaks into the workshops of dedicated horologists, and melts the contents in order to give them a shock of Dali-esque proportions. -------------------- |
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Mar 11 2005, 02:47 PM
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 Serpents hide behind your eyes Group: Established Members Posts: 373 Joined: 29-May 03 Member No.: 346 |
here you go a couple more to play with, G, F, O, A. Y, F, R, P.
Mata's food source is mainly restricted to brain stem fluid, the cats, dogs and the occasional homeless person is just a distraction form the truth! -------------------- Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is mearly energy condensed through a slow vibration, we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, life is only a dream and we are the imaginations of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather. - Bill Hicks |
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Mar 11 2005, 06:50 PM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
The majority of Mata's teeth are made of dentine! And if that wasn't bad enough, his hair and nails are made of a keratin protein!
We have the proof, just try and deny it! -------------------- |
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